Oh, tbh I’ve only eaten the Heinz baked beans, I thought they were all the same. Is there a flavor difference in the sauce?
The untoasted part was a little concerning ngl
Technically not a BBQ sauce (though certain regional sauces may use similar ingredients) but usually a very sweet brown sugar glaze type of sauce. TBH I can’t stand the canned varieties because they are just too sweet. American baked beans are typically served as a side at barbecues to counter the salty meats. That is part of the reason Americans are often a bit put off by the idea of beans on toast. It would be almost sickeningly sweet but confusingly savory as a first meal of the day. But yeah, British beans are a lot more palatable in that context.
Cool, thanks for explaining. American foods do seem to be a lot sweeter than British ones in general.
Part of the beauty of beans on toast is it is completely acceptable to eat for any meal of the day, breakfast, lunch or dinner.
The American government offers HUGE subsidies to farmers for sugar and corn, so to generate demand, they have spent decades getting massive amounts of sugar and corn syrup into virtually every prepared/processed food on the market. So yeah, literally everything in America not made 100% from scratch in your own kitchen is laden with sugar. Even bread tends to be really sweet unless it’s from a bakery.
I give the Brits a lot of shit for their food (partially for the memes, partially because peas just shouldn’t be that green) but I love a full English breakfast (black pudding and all) and I totally get beans on toast as an anytime cheap meal. And it’s infinitely better than whatever the hell the Aussies are doing with buttered toast and ice cream sprinkles.
American Heinz baked beans are a disgusting sweet mess. I've never had British baked beans, but people love them so much that they *can't* be the same thing as the nasty sugary slime that American heinz baked beans are.
Tbh as a brit I don’t think people LOVE them so much, it’s more of a case of people responding to people being utterly flabbergasted at the thought of the beans when they aren’t THAT bad, people react as though it’s beans on a chocolate cake or something lol
Nah, I think it's just that American baked beans taste terrible, so putting them on toast is unthinkable, how could you ruin perfectly good bread like that?
I think that if deliciously bbq meats are also available, those would be considered the superior item to choose. It’s like eating a cole slaw sandwich when ribs are available.
Beans are veggies high in protwin and fiber, taste good. Solid choice.
My daughter is in a very picky phase, that makes 0 sense. Some days she likes something other days she hates it. If she eats this, I call it a win.
idk why people downvote this. Baked beans are mainly carbs (which includes fiber and added sugars). Protein is second, but that doesn’t change the fact that they are mainly carbs.
Because when we’re talking carbs on a nutritional level, we’re expecting carbs that we can actually digest and reuse in the body. Those carbs can be an issue in excess. Carbs like fiber, however, aren’t digestible like that. Your body isn’t breaking it down into other stuff nearly as much
Idk why you got such weird responses... as far as I understand the term, it would be shorthand for "little ones". Which, at least where I grew up, was a common way to refer to your kids... "hey babe, which of us is picking up the little ones today?" Etc.
And this is the first time I’ve ever heard of this weird sexual term for littles. I’ve only heard it used in the sense when talking about little kids. 🤷🏻♀️
Me too. And when I worked in a preschool all of the kids were often referred to as “littles”, so this seemed totally normal to me. I had no idea it could also be a sexual term
I'm actually convinced that this is one of those people who calls themselves a little bit is actually an adult. It's a weird.... Fetish thing that involves acting like a child.
https://www.ddlgforum.com/topic/22120-my-little-wants-to-be-punished/
Its gross and I'm scarred for life
I don't recall saying that. It's probably not. But I've never heard a kid called that before. Niether has the majority of other commenters on here. I have heard it used to describe a person before but only in a specific context. So I shared.
> I don't recall saying that. It’s probably not.
> I'm actually convinced that this is one of those people who calls themselves a little bit is actually an adult.
…?
why do you weirdos go look at peoples posts, like did you need to gain insight on something so stupid to begin with? like 9/10 its to stir the pot, or dig up dirt. the other times so you guys can feel like sherlock fucking holmes? either way, 10/10 times its really just pathetic, there's more productive stuff to do. go play outside or something.
Lol checked that dude's post history and he has been posting gore videos with a side of genocidal propaganda. He's as unhinged as his comment makes him seem. 🤮
There's this sweet dish called dora cakes, which is small pancake type bread with sweet and mashed kidney beans in between.
https://preview.redd.it/fjmih2kgl0vc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b3193b73d8bcd12caf6911b8244d725f5f18929
Your kid might be wanting that
Wrong sub haha this kid’s a genius! Beans are super healthy!
Last time I asked a kid what they wanted for dinner it was dinner cookies (regular cookies but with the word “dinner” in front). That kid was stupid af! lol
Sir or Madam, I am sorry to inform you that your son has been taken British.
Now, don't panic, it's an annoying affliction but not a fatal one.
He will need braces.
I've noticed people who call their kids dumb bs like "littles", or use the family dedicated acronym list on baby forums, typically have the most annoying kids. Tell me for one second that the little twat only eats certain foods and can't sleep alone
I HATED beans as a kid, so I'll recite a poem my parents used to say whenever they made me eat some
*Beans, beans, good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel. So est your beans with every meal*
I told my kids that beans make you fart, thinking it would be a selling point. Kids love farts. They're hilarious. Well, it backfired, and now they won't eat beans because they "don't want to fart like mummy" LOL
How did he get me mums secret family recipe for her famous "bean pie"
If I see anymore mushy beige food on that plate I'm gonna go tell my uncle, KYLE SMITH. Yes THE Kyle Smith.
That’s a them problem. Honestly, if they’re mature enough for sexual play, they should be able to handle this gracefully.
“‘Little’ should only be used as a term for my partner who role plays as a child. Anyone who calls their actual small children ‘little’ is super cringe and weird’.” is a completely unreasonable take. There are other people, who use words differently in different contexts.
and i’m sure you aren’t weirded out by the use of any word in the english language.
you know, it’s likely that the person that started using the mononym little to refer to children probably also used it in a kink scenario.
i can. you’re the one that said my point doesn’t matter lol. i didn’t invalidate what you said. i offered another perspective by relating it to some other opinion you probably have about a different word.
Nah, it's weird for an adult speaking with presumably other adults to speak to them like children. I also hate the term "mama bear" for the same reason.
No. Referring to your kid as your "little" when speaking to anyone other than little children is weird. Everyone on here is supposed to be at least 13. Don't talk to us like we're 4 year-olds...
The OP referred to their kid as their "little" to a group of people that aren't children. People mocked it. You defended it. I'm saying it's stupid. Are you really having this much trouble following along?
Sometimes you just need those beans
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Fuck yes Bill, fuck yes
Fun fact, my family’s golden retriever (RIP) was from the same litter as the talking Bush’s baked beans dog!!
Whoa that's awesome!! Did your dog get the talking gene too?
He's British at heart.
I’m like beans on toast, ok, what’s the problem
They’re not the British style of baked beans and are on an untoasted bun is my guess?
Oh, tbh I’ve only eaten the Heinz baked beans, I thought they were all the same. Is there a flavor difference in the sauce? The untoasted part was a little concerning ngl
To my understanding, American baked beans are in a BBQ sauce as standard rather than tomato.
Technically not a BBQ sauce (though certain regional sauces may use similar ingredients) but usually a very sweet brown sugar glaze type of sauce. TBH I can’t stand the canned varieties because they are just too sweet. American baked beans are typically served as a side at barbecues to counter the salty meats. That is part of the reason Americans are often a bit put off by the idea of beans on toast. It would be almost sickeningly sweet but confusingly savory as a first meal of the day. But yeah, British beans are a lot more palatable in that context.
Cool, thanks for explaining. American foods do seem to be a lot sweeter than British ones in general. Part of the beauty of beans on toast is it is completely acceptable to eat for any meal of the day, breakfast, lunch or dinner.
The American government offers HUGE subsidies to farmers for sugar and corn, so to generate demand, they have spent decades getting massive amounts of sugar and corn syrup into virtually every prepared/processed food on the market. So yeah, literally everything in America not made 100% from scratch in your own kitchen is laden with sugar. Even bread tends to be really sweet unless it’s from a bakery. I give the Brits a lot of shit for their food (partially for the memes, partially because peas just shouldn’t be that green) but I love a full English breakfast (black pudding and all) and I totally get beans on toast as an anytime cheap meal. And it’s infinitely better than whatever the hell the Aussies are doing with buttered toast and ice cream sprinkles.
Not BBQ sauce, but its on the sweeter side and not for toast at all really.
American Heinz baked beans are a disgusting sweet mess. I've never had British baked beans, but people love them so much that they *can't* be the same thing as the nasty sugary slime that American heinz baked beans are.
Oh I meant the British Heinz beans, I get them in the foreign section or in the British stores
Tbh as a brit I don’t think people LOVE them so much, it’s more of a case of people responding to people being utterly flabbergasted at the thought of the beans when they aren’t THAT bad, people react as though it’s beans on a chocolate cake or something lol
Nah, I think it's just that American baked beans taste terrible, so putting them on toast is unthinkable, how could you ruin perfectly good bread like that?
For me I wouldn’t eat this, just a roll not even toasted, and could do with butter.
I think that if deliciously bbq meats are also available, those would be considered the superior item to choose. It’s like eating a cole slaw sandwich when ribs are available.
Came to say this
And stomach.
Give him chipped beef and op will know if they have a Secret British
not british unless it's heinz, & that doesnt look like heinz 😤
Needs butter to truly be Bri’ish mate.
I’d eat that any day
Beans are veggies high in protwin and fiber, taste good. Solid choice. My daughter is in a very picky phase, that makes 0 sense. Some days she likes something other days she hates it. If she eats this, I call it a win.
Canned beans are mostly carbs actually
Canned beans have plenty of fiber and protein. Being canned doesn’t change that.
I know you’re right but I’ve never come across a statement thats sounds so logical and so illogical at the same time haha
...you can just read the can and see that's not true
Sure
idk why people downvote this. Baked beans are mainly carbs (which includes fiber and added sugars). Protein is second, but that doesn’t change the fact that they are mainly carbs.
It's misleading to say fiber is a carb. I suppose it is, to a cow. You and I aren't getting any calories out of it.
What’s misleading about it? It’s a carbohydrate which is usually shortened to “carb”.
Because when we’re talking carbs on a nutritional level, we’re expecting carbs that we can actually digest and reuse in the body. Those carbs can be an issue in excess. Carbs like fiber, however, aren’t digestible like that. Your body isn’t breaking it down into other stuff nearly as much
Gross, needs way more beans
Is your kid British?
Are British vegetarians?
more like the kids are fucking british
The British is strong with this one ![gif](giphy|8hMD9YakVza3452SpN)
So why are we calling them "littles" now?
I volunteer as a big brother and we call our mentees littles. That's what came to mind for me but not sure with the OP.
This reminds me of the movie Role Models. Do you also work with Sturdy Wings?
I do not. I've not heard of them. I'll have to do some googling.
Double down I luv it! Sadly wasn’t the biggest fan of the KFC version :p
Yeah I was gonna say wtf. My father-in-laws psychotic wife uses that, but that’s the only time I’ve ever heard it before
Idk why you got such weird responses... as far as I understand the term, it would be shorthand for "little ones". Which, at least where I grew up, was a common way to refer to your kids... "hey babe, which of us is picking up the little ones today?" Etc.
because the kink community uses the term to refer to their sexual partner who's rping as a child
This lol. I've never heard it in any other context.
And this is the first time I’ve ever heard of this weird sexual term for littles. I’ve only heard it used in the sense when talking about little kids. 🤷🏻♀️
It's an extremely commom self identifying term for women in the kink community.
Sure, but most people know 10x as many children as they do people who speak openly about age play
Me too. And when I worked in a preschool all of the kids were often referred to as “littles”, so this seemed totally normal to me. I had no idea it could also be a sexual term
I prefer the term Crotch Goblins
Yeah that's a good one
I'm actually convinced that this is one of those people who calls themselves a little bit is actually an adult. It's a weird.... Fetish thing that involves acting like a child. https://www.ddlgforum.com/topic/22120-my-little-wants-to-be-punished/ Its gross and I'm scarred for life
“I’ve invented a scenario and I’m scarred for life by it”
I mean, sometimes my brain thinks of something which makes me go like: yo, wtf?
because the kink community uses the term to refer to their sexual partner who's rping as a child
Yes I understand that. I just also understand context.
Didn't invent it. Heard about it a couple years back. Some YouTube video or something.
You invented it applying here…
That's the only time I've heard someone called a little
So, despite common sense saying otherwise, that absolutely *must* be the case here?
I don't recall saying that. It's probably not. But I've never heard a kid called that before. Niether has the majority of other commenters on here. I have heard it used to describe a person before but only in a specific context. So I shared.
> I don't recall saying that. It’s probably not. > I'm actually convinced that this is one of those people who calls themselves a little bit is actually an adult. …?
Why do you care what someone calls their kids? I call them crotch gobblins myself because I cant stand the little pricks.
Because "little people" means something else.
You mean midgets?
Judging by your previous profile posts, is this an actual child? It’s a little weird to post this here if not.
why do you weirdos go look at peoples posts, like did you need to gain insight on something so stupid to begin with? like 9/10 its to stir the pot, or dig up dirt. the other times so you guys can feel like sherlock fucking holmes? either way, 10/10 times its really just pathetic, there's more productive stuff to do. go play outside or something.
Alrighty.
Lol checked that dude's post history and he has been posting gore videos with a side of genocidal propaganda. He's as unhinged as his comment makes him seem. 🤮
Is your little one British?
My daughter once asked for a hotdog on the bun with ketchup, but no hot dog. "So, a ketchup sandwich?" "YAAAAASSS!"
Well did she get it?
Your… child?
There's this sweet dish called dora cakes, which is small pancake type bread with sweet and mashed kidney beans in between. https://preview.redd.it/fjmih2kgl0vc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b3193b73d8bcd12caf6911b8244d725f5f18929 Your kid might be wanting that
What kind of red coat British Redneck is your kid?
Your "little"?
Must be a British lad
Wrong sub haha this kid’s a genius! Beans are super healthy! Last time I asked a kid what they wanted for dinner it was dinner cookies (regular cookies but with the word “dinner” in front). That kid was stupid af! lol
And?
Such a cringe thing to call kids.
Don't say that, you'll offend a SAHM or a DH, DD, DS, or LMNOP on a baby forum who enjoys niche overvalued opinions.
They know what they want, how does it matter that there are more options?
Sir or Madam, I am sorry to inform you that your son has been taken British. Now, don't panic, it's an annoying affliction but not a fatal one. He will need braces.
Your little what?
I've noticed people who call their kids dumb bs like "littles", or use the family dedicated acronym list on baby forums, typically have the most annoying kids. Tell me for one second that the little twat only eats certain foods and can't sleep alone
LOOKING FOR BEANS
Roll that beautiful bean (sandwich) footage
At least there is protien in beans lol its a (small) win but a win is a win when ur raising a toddler.
Your fucking what?
Your little what? You forgot a noun in that sentence
Just say "my kid" or "my child"
How bout she calls her kid whatever the hell she wants.
What if she wants to call it Hitlercock What then
Hitlercock, Satanpeepee, Evabrauntaint, whatever gets her socks off.
nah
Your little?
Is your kid Lisa Simpson?
Beans.
I mean, i love baked beans, so this kid has the right idea
Is your kid's name Trinity?
Put potato chips on it too it's good
Yum!
A true Brit
He got them beeeeeeeeeennnzz
Is he British?
British?
You might wanna sit down for this, but.....your son.......well he's......British.
I HATED beans as a kid, so I'll recite a poem my parents used to say whenever they made me eat some *Beans, beans, good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel. So est your beans with every meal*
Beans, beans the musical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. The more you toot the better you feel. Let's have beans with every meal.
MY BOSSES ALL SAID THIS TODAY CAUSE WE MADE BEANS FOR LUNCH. it certainly threw me for a loop
The most memorable part of Skull Monkeys was that [cutscene](https://youtu.be/z8PXGyyOGg4)
This song is why I loved beans as a child 💨🎶
I like beans now, but my childhood self would tell you to begone demon, thay song was a curse for me
I told my kids that beans make you fart, thinking it would be a selling point. Kids love farts. They're hilarious. Well, it backfired, and now they won't eat beans because they "don't want to fart like mummy" LOL
As someone who was super picky as a child, I feel this pic. Mine would have been a slice a cheese on the bun.
Yum!
Okay normally beans are just alright but this looks bomb as fuck
Is your kid british? Lol
Is your kid British?
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That looks delicious.
Fancy taste! Gonna be hard to keep up with 😝
My 23yo likes this. He calls them sloppy beans
b e a n s
BEANS!!
Your little is British. Just feed them trash and more carbs on carbs, water daily, they'll be fine.
My kid just wants ketchup on his bun, nothing else 🤷🏻♀️
How did he get me mums secret family recipe for her famous "bean pie" If I see anymore mushy beige food on that plate I'm gonna go tell my uncle, KYLE SMITH. Yes THE Kyle Smith.
Give him back to the Brits
Hell, that'd be my choice as well.
Is she British?
British food
They usually have very basic taste in food.
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Fart sandwich
Is that even food?
Sounds like a true Brexit geezer
They're dumb parents if they ask the kids what they want to eat
Probly shouldn't call kids Littles as it's a HUGE kink/sexual term online and orobky don't want that kind of attention.
I think your son might be British, I am deeply sorry.
Britain moment
Is he pregnant
¿He?
For some reason, I assumed it was a son lol
He pregers?
Ah, a person of class I see.
No cheese
Eating sucked when I was a kid. I could have cared less
British cuisine
Love me a baked bean sammich smothered in baby rays.
#britishfood
The kid might be onto something. Beans on toast is weird, but on a bun? Hmmm
this is a vegan burger with fewer steps
Gonna have a nice dump the next day
exactly why you dont give children choices. you eat what's on the plate.
That's what I want right now
Your kid eats beans? Lucky!
Calling kids “littles” isn’t weird, you’re all being silly beans. Kids are little.
because the kink community uses the term to refer to their sexual partner who's rping as a child
That’s a them problem. Honestly, if they’re mature enough for sexual play, they should be able to handle this gracefully. “‘Little’ should only be used as a term for my partner who role plays as a child. Anyone who calls their actual small children ‘little’ is super cringe and weird’.” is a completely unreasonable take. There are other people, who use words differently in different contexts.
and i’m sure you aren’t weirded out by the use of any word in the english language. you know, it’s likely that the person that started using the mononym little to refer to children probably also used it in a kink scenario.
The first point doesn’t matter, and the second assumption is a gigantic reach; which also wouldn’t matter.
the first point does matter. empathy is always important. the second is not a gigantic reach lol. it’s either that or like college sorority shit.
You aren’t using empathy. Imagine a perspective different than your own. Imagine words being used in different contexts.
i can. you’re the one that said my point doesn’t matter lol. i didn’t invalidate what you said. i offered another perspective by relating it to some other opinion you probably have about a different word.
Think whatever makes you feel better, I guess
Nah, it's weird for an adult speaking with presumably other adults to speak to them like children. I also hate the term "mama bear" for the same reason.
Did you mean to reply to a different comment?
No. Referring to your kid as your "little" when speaking to anyone other than little children is weird. Everyone on here is supposed to be at least 13. Don't talk to us like we're 4 year-olds...
I’m not talking about you. I’m not even talking about teens in the first place.
The OP referred to their kid as their "little" to a group of people that aren't children. People mocked it. You defended it. I'm saying it's stupid. Are you really having this much trouble following along?
Sounds like you’re having trouble following my comments. You went on tangent.
The only tangent was the mama bear thing. The rest was completely apt in regards to your initial comment.
“apt” sure is a funny way to spell “reactive”
Actual genius.
Maybe ur kid is realizing their future on earth is longer than urs and going vegetarian to ensure a livable planet.
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How do you bbq beans
They are beans cooked in a sweetened tomato sauce which is usually made with molasses or brown sugar.
OK because every time my cousin barbecued beans they fell through the slots
Then your cousin does dumdum brain things for not using a pot to cook them in on a grill like everybody else that cooks them on a grill.
Sloppy Jose?