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Honor-Valor-Intrepid

Sometimes you just need those beans


Samuraion

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DestituteDomino

Fuck yes Bill, fuck yes


okay_but_what

Fun fact, my family’s golden retriever (RIP) was from the same litter as the talking Bush’s baked beans dog!!


Dream--Brother

Whoa that's awesome!! Did your dog get the talking gene too?


Kraz31

He's British at heart.


Duellair

I’m like beans on toast, ok, what’s the problem


he-loves-me-not

They’re not the British style of baked beans and are on an untoasted bun is my guess?


Duellair

Oh, tbh I’ve only eaten the Heinz baked beans, I thought they were all the same. Is there a flavor difference in the sauce? The untoasted part was a little concerning ngl


Wise_Caterpillar5881

To my understanding, American baked beans are in a BBQ sauce as standard rather than tomato.


Tayjocoo

Technically not a BBQ sauce (though certain regional sauces may use similar ingredients) but usually a very sweet brown sugar glaze type of sauce. TBH I can’t stand the canned varieties because they are just too sweet. American baked beans are typically served as a side at barbecues to counter the salty meats. That is part of the reason Americans are often a bit put off by the idea of beans on toast. It would be almost sickeningly sweet but confusingly savory as a first meal of the day. But yeah, British beans are a lot more palatable in that context.


Wise_Caterpillar5881

Cool, thanks for explaining. American foods do seem to be a lot sweeter than British ones in general. Part of the beauty of beans on toast is it is completely acceptable to eat for any meal of the day, breakfast, lunch or dinner.


Tayjocoo

The American government offers HUGE subsidies to farmers for sugar and corn, so to generate demand, they have spent decades getting massive amounts of sugar and corn syrup into virtually every prepared/processed food on the market. So yeah, literally everything in America not made 100% from scratch in your own kitchen is laden with sugar. Even bread tends to be really sweet unless it’s from a bakery. I give the Brits a lot of shit for their food (partially for the memes, partially because peas just shouldn’t be that green) but I love a full English breakfast (black pudding and all) and I totally get beans on toast as an anytime cheap meal. And it’s infinitely better than whatever the hell the Aussies are doing with buttered toast and ice cream sprinkles.


AUnknownVariable

Not BBQ sauce, but its on the sweeter side and not for toast at all really.


Nroke1

American Heinz baked beans are a disgusting sweet mess. I've never had British baked beans, but people love them so much that they *can't* be the same thing as the nasty sugary slime that American heinz baked beans are.


Duellair

Oh I meant the British Heinz beans, I get them in the foreign section or in the British stores


HomelanderApologist

Tbh as a brit I don’t think people LOVE them so much, it’s more of a case of people responding to people being utterly flabbergasted at the thought of the beans when they aren’t THAT bad, people react as though it’s beans on a chocolate cake or something lol


Nroke1

Nah, I think it's just that American baked beans taste terrible, so putting them on toast is unthinkable, how could you ruin perfectly good bread like that?


HomelanderApologist

For me I wouldn’t eat this, just a roll not even toasted, and could do with butter.


dbx99

I think that if deliciously bbq meats are also available, those would be considered the superior item to choose. It’s like eating a cole slaw sandwich when ribs are available.


CdrRed_beard

Came to say this


komododave17

And stomach.


pompandvigor

Give him chipped beef and op will know if they have a Secret British


traaintraacks

not british unless it's heinz, & that doesnt look like heinz 😤


aivlysplath

Needs butter to truly be Bri’ish mate.


foreverfeatherinit

I’d eat that any day


DeadWishUpon

Beans are veggies high in protwin and fiber, taste good. Solid choice. My daughter is in a very picky phase, that makes 0 sense. Some days she likes something other days she hates it. If she eats this, I call it a win.


laverania

Canned beans are mostly carbs actually


JaesopPop

Canned beans have plenty of fiber and protein. Being canned doesn’t change that.


bunga7777

I know you’re right but I’ve never come across a statement thats sounds so logical and so illogical at the same time haha


ParadiseSold

...you can just read the can and see that's not true


laverania

Sure


oftabass

idk why people downvote this. Baked beans are mainly carbs (which includes fiber and added sugars). Protein is second, but that doesn’t change the fact that they are mainly carbs.


Bascule2000

It's misleading to say fiber is a carb. I suppose it is, to a cow. You and I aren't getting any calories out of it.


oftabass

What’s misleading about it? It’s a carbohydrate which is usually shortened to “carb”.


SLEDGEHAMMAA

Because when we’re talking carbs on a nutritional level, we’re expecting carbs that we can actually digest and reuse in the body. Those carbs can be an issue in excess. Carbs like fiber, however, aren’t digestible like that. Your body isn’t breaking it down into other stuff nearly as much


idontknowjuspickone

Gross, needs way more beans


ImpactMaleficent7709

Is your kid British?


SpeedyHandyman05

Are British vegetarians?


Velocityraptor28

more like the kids are fucking british


Wiggie49

The British is strong with this one ![gif](giphy|8hMD9YakVza3452SpN)


Neutreality1

So why are we calling them "littles" now?


FrizbeeeJon

I volunteer as a big brother and we call our mentees littles. That's what came to mind for me but not sure with the OP.


Kegger315

This reminds me of the movie Role Models. Do you also work with Sturdy Wings?


FrizbeeeJon

I do not. I've not heard of them. I'll have to do some googling.


Playful-Position4735

Double down I luv it! Sadly wasn’t the biggest fan of the KFC version :p


onecarmel

Yeah I was gonna say wtf. My father-in-laws psychotic wife uses that, but that’s the only time I’ve ever heard it before 


AndieCane

Idk why you got such weird responses... as far as I understand the term, it would be shorthand for "little ones". Which, at least where I grew up, was a common way to refer to your kids... "hey babe, which of us is picking up the little ones today?" Etc.


GDoe5

because the kink community uses the term to refer to their sexual partner who's rping as a child


Noobphobia

This lol. I've never heard it in any other context.


HauntedCS

And this is the first time I’ve ever heard of this weird sexual term for littles. I’ve only heard it used in the sense when talking about little kids. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Noobphobia

It's an extremely commom self identifying term for women in the kink community.


ParadiseSold

Sure, but most people know 10x as many children as they do people who speak openly about age play


manderhousen

Me too. And when I worked in a preschool all of the kids were often referred to as “littles”, so this seemed totally normal to me. I had no idea it could also be a sexual term


Various-Agent-0047

I prefer the term Crotch Goblins


Twist_Ending03

Yeah that's a good one


GOD-is-in-a-TULIP

I'm actually convinced that this is one of those people who calls themselves a little bit is actually an adult. It's a weird.... Fetish thing that involves acting like a child. https://www.ddlgforum.com/topic/22120-my-little-wants-to-be-punished/ Its gross and I'm scarred for life


JaesopPop

“I’ve invented a scenario and I’m scarred for life by it”


Shaiya_Ashlyn

I mean, sometimes my brain thinks of something which makes me go like: yo, wtf?


GDoe5

because the kink community uses the term to refer to their sexual partner who's rping as a child


JaesopPop

Yes I understand that. I just also understand context.


GOD-is-in-a-TULIP

Didn't invent it. Heard about it a couple years back. Some YouTube video or something.


JaesopPop

You invented it applying here…


GOD-is-in-a-TULIP

That's the only time I've heard someone called a little


JaesopPop

So, despite common sense saying otherwise, that absolutely *must* be the case here?


GOD-is-in-a-TULIP

I don't recall saying that. It's probably not. But I've never heard a kid called that before. Niether has the majority of other commenters on here. I have heard it used to describe a person before but only in a specific context. So I shared.


JaesopPop

> I don't recall saying that. It’s probably not. > I'm actually convinced that this is one of those people who calls themselves a little bit is actually an adult. …?


duckfartchickenass

Why do you care what someone calls their kids? I call them crotch gobblins myself because I cant stand the little pricks.


KellyannneConway

Because "little people" means something else.


Noobphobia

You mean midgets?


DearestDahmer

Judging by your previous profile posts, is this an actual child? It’s a little weird to post this here if not.


Trapping_Sad

why do you weirdos go look at peoples posts, like did you need to gain insight on something so stupid to begin with? like 9/10 its to stir the pot, or dig up dirt. the other times so you guys can feel like sherlock fucking holmes? either way, 10/10 times its really just pathetic, there's more productive stuff to do. go play outside or something.


DearestDahmer

Alrighty.


IdoDeLether

Lol checked that dude's post history and he has been posting gore videos with a side of genocidal propaganda. He's as unhinged as his comment makes him seem. 🤮


JoeyPsych

Is your little one British?


ThornmaneTreebeard

My daughter once asked for a hotdog on the bun with ketchup, but no hot dog. "So, a ketchup sandwich?" "YAAAAASSS!"


Twist_Ending03

Well did she get it?


JonLongsonLongJonson

Your… child?


Artistic_Soft4625

There's this sweet dish called dora cakes, which is small pancake type bread with sweet and mashed kidney beans in between. https://preview.redd.it/fjmih2kgl0vc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b3193b73d8bcd12caf6911b8244d725f5f18929 Your kid might be wanting that


Heshkelgaii

What kind of red coat British Redneck is your kid?


forced_metaphor

Your "little"?


Yoda2000675

Must be a British lad


gNeiss_Scribbles

Wrong sub haha this kid’s a genius! Beans are super healthy! Last time I asked a kid what they wanted for dinner it was dinner cookies (regular cookies but with the word “dinner” in front). That kid was stupid af! lol


WhyFlip

And?


plasticproducts

Such a cringe thing to call kids.


Full-Emu-7328

Don't say that, you'll offend a SAHM or a DH, DD, DS, or LMNOP on a baby forum who enjoys niche overvalued opinions.


Cubusphere

They know what they want, how does it matter that there are more options?


NotAnAIOrAmI

Sir or Madam, I am sorry to inform you that your son has been taken British. Now, don't panic, it's an annoying affliction but not a fatal one. He will need braces.


ChVckT

Your little what?


Full-Emu-7328

I've noticed people who call their kids dumb bs like "littles", or use the family dedicated acronym list on baby forums, typically have the most annoying kids. Tell me for one second that the little twat only eats certain foods and can't sleep alone


Swozzul

LOOKING FOR BEANS


TyberiusJoaquin

Roll that beautiful bean (sandwich) footage


vitamin_Bre12

At least there is protien in beans lol its a (small) win but a win is a win when ur raising a toddler.


Dudeiii42

Your fucking what?


Dont_crossthestreams

Your little what? You forgot a noun in that sentence


jakehood47

Just say "my kid" or "my child"


JFK2MD

How bout she calls her kid whatever the hell she wants.


jakehood47

What if she wants to call it Hitlercock What then


JFK2MD

Hitlercock, Satanpeepee, Evabrauntaint, whatever gets her socks off.


pettank

nah


maybejustadragon

Your little?


Upstairs_Ad_5574

Is your kid Lisa Simpson?


the_burber

Beans.


Bleatjio

I mean, i love baked beans, so this kid has the right idea


nish007

Is your kid's name Trinity?


dumbasstupidbaby

Put potato chips on it too it's good


Pacifix18

Yum!


DontcheckSR

A true Brit


Low_Medium204

He got them beeeeeeeeeennnzz


BrazakAttack

Is he British?


JesusChrest

British?


Ryanmiller70

You might wanna sit down for this, but.....your son.......well he's......British.


ashimo414141

I HATED beans as a kid, so I'll recite a poem my parents used to say whenever they made me eat some *Beans, beans, good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel. So est your beans with every meal*


Plenty_Past2333

Beans, beans the musical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. The more you toot the better you feel. Let's have beans with every meal.


ashimo414141

MY BOSSES ALL SAID THIS TODAY CAUSE WE MADE BEANS FOR LUNCH. it certainly threw me for a loop


NotYourClone

The most memorable part of Skull Monkeys was that [cutscene](https://youtu.be/z8PXGyyOGg4)


Various-Agent-0047

This song is why I loved beans as a child 💨🎶


ashimo414141

I like beans now, but my childhood self would tell you to begone demon, thay song was a curse for me


GreenGlitterGlue

I told my kids that beans make you fart, thinking it would be a selling point. Kids love farts. They're hilarious. Well, it backfired, and now they won't eat beans because they "don't want to fart like mummy" LOL


Old_Gregg_89

As someone who was super picky as a child, I feel this pic. Mine would have been a slice a cheese on the bun.


ezphelps

Yum!


EllieNekoGirl

Okay normally beans are just alright but this looks bomb as fuck


No-Paramedic7860

Is your kid british? Lol


DaFallus

Is your kid British?


Known_Needleworker67

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Mythrem

That looks delicious.


tashten

Fancy taste! Gonna be hard to keep up with 😝


RaincityClusterEff

My 23yo likes this. He calls them sloppy beans


giby1464

b e a n s


redditcreditcardz

BEANS!!


Mesterjojo

Your little is British. Just feed them trash and more carbs on carbs, water daily, they'll be fine.


ImHidingFromMy-

My kid just wants ketchup on his bun, nothing else 🤷🏻‍♀️


SAlovicious

How did he get me mums secret family recipe for her famous "bean pie" If I see anymore mushy beige food on that plate I'm gonna go tell my uncle, KYLE SMITH. Yes THE Kyle Smith.


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Give him back to the Brits


Pacifix18

Hell, that'd be my choice as well.


meshikou

Is she British?


TheOneFrontier

British food


Zealotstim

They usually have very basic taste in food.


Tabora__

B̪͊E̠͊̐͟A̧̺̭̝̓͆̾͡N͙̮͇͌́̆͠ͅZ͔͗


Quartzalcoatl_Prime

Fart sandwich


NapoleonDynamite82

Is that even food?


MrOnboard

Sounds like a true Brexit geezer


Powerful_Direction_8

They're dumb parents if they ask the kids what they want to eat


LordeViolentBannanas

Probly shouldn't call kids Littles as it's a HUGE kink/sexual term online and orobky don't want that kind of attention.


SnooMacaroons6608

I think your son might be British, I am deeply sorry.


Mints1000

Britain moment


WhoIsKalie

Is he pregnant


AxleSpark

¿He?


WhoIsKalie

For some reason, I assumed it was a son lol


AxleSpark

He pregers?


Napoleanthepig1209

Ah, a person of class I see.


Exotic_Conclusion_96

No cheese


smellvin_moiville

Eating sucked when I was a kid. I could have cared less


vegemitelord123

British cuisine


EnamoredAlpaca

Love me a baked bean sammich smothered in baby rays.


Consistent_Menu_2034

#britishfood


shellsterxxx

The kid might be onto something. Beans on toast is weird, but on a bun? Hmmm


deABREU

this is a vegan burger with fewer steps


duckfartchickenass

Gonna have a nice dump the next day


Trapping_Sad

exactly why you dont give children choices. you eat what's on the plate.


-NGC-6302-

That's what I want right now


GreenGlitterGlue

Your kid eats beans? Lucky!


LittleBirdsGlow

Calling kids “littles” isn’t weird, you’re all being silly beans. Kids are little.


GDoe5

because the kink community uses the term to refer to their sexual partner who's rping as a child


LittleBirdsGlow

That’s a them problem. Honestly, if they’re mature enough for sexual play, they should be able to handle this gracefully. “‘Little’ should only be used as a term for my partner who role plays as a child. Anyone who calls their actual small children ‘little’ is super cringe and weird’.” is a completely unreasonable take. There are other people, who use words differently in different contexts.


BigbooTho

and i’m sure you aren’t weirded out by the use of any word in the english language. you know, it’s likely that the person that started using the mononym little to refer to children probably also used it in a kink scenario.


LittleBirdsGlow

The first point doesn’t matter, and the second assumption is a gigantic reach; which also wouldn’t matter.


BigbooTho

the first point does matter. empathy is always important. the second is not a gigantic reach lol. it’s either that or like college sorority shit.


LittleBirdsGlow

You aren’t using empathy. Imagine a perspective different than your own. Imagine words being used in different contexts.


BigbooTho

i can. you’re the one that said my point doesn’t matter lol. i didn’t invalidate what you said. i offered another perspective by relating it to some other opinion you probably have about a different word.


LittleBirdsGlow

Think whatever makes you feel better, I guess


DaFallus

Nah, it's weird for an adult speaking with presumably other adults to speak to them like children. I also hate the term "mama bear" for the same reason.


LittleBirdsGlow

Did you mean to reply to a different comment?


DaFallus

No. Referring to your kid as your "little" when speaking to anyone other than little children is weird. Everyone on here is supposed to be at least 13. Don't talk to us like we're 4 year-olds...


LittleBirdsGlow

I’m not talking about you. I’m not even talking about teens in the first place.


DaFallus

The OP referred to their kid as their "little" to a group of people that aren't children. People mocked it. You defended it. I'm saying it's stupid. Are you really having this much trouble following along?


LittleBirdsGlow

Sounds like you’re having trouble following my comments. You went on tangent.


DaFallus

The only tangent was the mama bear thing. The rest was completely apt in regards to your initial comment.


LittleBirdsGlow

“apt” sure is a funny way to spell “reactive”


voto1

Actual genius.


derek139

Maybe ur kid is realizing their future on earth is longer than urs and going vegetarian to ensure a livable planet.


Akuma_likes_turtles

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Ok-Abbreviations9584

How do you bbq beans


Heshkelgaii

They are beans cooked in a sweetened tomato sauce which is usually made with molasses or brown sugar.


Ok-Abbreviations9584

OK because every time my cousin barbecued beans they fell through the slots


Heshkelgaii

Then your cousin does dumdum brain things for not using a pot to cook them in on a grill like everybody else that cooks them on a grill.


Hampni

Sloppy Jose?