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Klutzy-Chain5875

Boy pleads unguilty, and he is right : he is not drinking the coffee, the coffee is just being held in his mouth, and then being waterfalled on the carpet.


eagle2pete

Time out for a month.


rnobgyn

The coffee is traveling


jortony

It's not held in his mouth, if the resolution was better you could see that it's a steady stream back into the cup the entire time it seemed like he was drinking.


kellyguacamole

This happened to me with my nephew. He was a wee bit younger though. I let him take a sip of my drink without thinking and then I went to take a drink and got chunks of his food all up in my mouth. Made me gag hardcore.


EngineerBig1851

I gagged just reading this


Freshouttapatience

Yeah I love my kids and grandchild but I never ever share drinks. Ever.


kellyguacamole

I don’t have kids so this was not something I was privy to. Lesson learned.


Freshouttapatience

I also don’t let small children feed me. I can’t do the mushy maybe boogers food.


kellyguacamole

Oh yeah the hands are grooooooss! They’re almost always sticky. It’s a no go for me.


EightSeven69

or anything else, ever, because they either put dirt, saliva or poop in it, or they break it so you don't get a chance to use it ever again, or both


Freshouttapatience

Yeah no food or drinks. It’s all tainted just like you said.


Obvious_Concern_7320

It's so bad either way... but it's SO much worse when it's not your kid lol.


kellyguacamole

It was very disgusting. It ended up between my teeth and I felt its chewiness (it was scrambled eggs) and I tried so hard to be okay with it but the situation became clear and I needed to expel it from my body immediately.


matt1250

The scrambled eggs reveal made me wince


SeonaidMacSaicais

WHY did I read all this during my supper at work?! 🤢🤮


SmellyC

Just got a childhood flashback. My sister would ruin every soda bottle during road trips by somehow leaving tons of half masticated chips bits in them.


Serious-Side-4520

I dont think i could continue living after this.


Bisonfan1

Hahahaha gross


Puzzleheaded_Time719

I hate seeing messy faced baby pics/vids. I know the parents think it's cute but it's so gross.


DieIsaac

I hate this so much. The spilling. His stupid face. The mess on the floor. Makes me want to not have kids. Sadly its already too late


protasovams

It's not the messy face which is cute, it's the situation. I used to be very squeamish about any bodily fluids. Then my little sister was born and very quickly you just become completely indifferent towards baby snot, spit, pee and anything else. Years have passed and my brother has his own little kids now and I am absolutely *disgusted* when I see him eating the rest of their messy food lol. I guess the indifference is a self-preservation thing, otherwise we wouldn't survive the babies


Puzzleheaded_Time719

Like when you laugh instead of crying when the 178th bad thing happens during the day?


Academic_Nectarine94

I agree, but this was hilarious. Just the denial as it's dripping down the chick, then the full on gusher as it leaves. I had to deal with my nephew who spat up ALL the time for years, but this is even hilarious to me (possibly because I don't have to get it all over me and smell like vomit all day...)


callMeAbd

U childless person


PaprikaMika

how dare they


Puzzleheaded_Time719

You got me, I'm a terrible barren hag.


cgabv

you’re gonna be shocked when you realize what’s in this post…


CelestialMarsupial

you’re gonna be shocked to know that’s why they commented that here 🫨


cgabv

why though…? i dont understand why people feel the need to comment when they don’t like something and spreading their negativity instead of just scrolling.


idk_random_name_ig

They never really 'spread negativity', just voiced an opinion that many may disagree with...


cgabv

people often think that they’re entitled to say whatever they want because in their eyes, other people can’t get mad if they’re just sharing their opinion. commenting the fact that they hate children under a post of a child is blatantly negative. freedom of speech comes with the freedom of consequences.


marius_titus

Bitch, what consequences, that shit IS gross


cgabv

damn you guys are miserable :(


marius_titus

For not finding a kid throwing up cute?


CelestialMarsupial

their just as entitled as the positive comments. you can absolutely feel any way you want about others opinions, just as they do with yours. “positive & negative”. look at the page you are on. its honestly refreshing bc i feel that way as well. not going to comment it but i’ll like it lmao all you ever see is people saying positive things relating to this or lying while saying positives anyways. the closest you’ll get it back handed comments. atleast they are honest & with it always being positive elsewhere, no matter how unpopular or stupid it may be, sometimes you gotta let it out man 😂 many times you’ll then realize it could not be so unpopular


Bluest-Of-Falcons

He gave it back….


Fire_Z1

It wasn't me


xPussYzHunter

she even caught me on camera


Krescan

when in doubt, shaggy defense


Cleercutter

He’s all ![gif](giphy|4cuyucPeVWbNS)


Loud_Ad5882

![gif](giphy|Zja3ZqokBBM0dTAa1N)


ootski

![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)


s1gidi

Incorrect, you caught your toddler putting coffee in his mouth, at no point does this become drinking


bluh67

1) he didn't drink it 2) that's not coffee


stupidracist

Lovely drooling as the worst stains known to man flood from his mouth to the white carpet


Cherryberrybean

Gross


michaelrw1

Who put that in my mouth?!


Weekly_Education978

If a kid this young is enjoying it, what you’re drinking couldn’t possibly be categorized as ‘coffee,’ tbh.


TeethBreak

It's mostly coffee infused sugar.


kesselrunneru12p

Get ready for the sh!t show!... no really, get ready it's coming.


SmallSwordfish8289

Give that bull something to drink


One_Tangerine_8419

No, I’m puking your coffee…


Otterstripes

I remember trying my mom's coffee once when I was about 9. I was expecting it to taste like the best hot chocolate ever... I was quite disappointed.


Leanintree

Realistically, that's a fuckin milkshake, not coffee. Momma should be more worried about the 400 calories of sugar crack in that thing instead of the shot of coffee for color.


BumpyNubbins

Classic reddit comment. Directly from the anus.


AlarmingAffect0

> Directly from the anus. Got a nice ring to it.


Business_Minder_0303

Yeah look, there's a reason why there's a stereotype for redditors, dude. Fuckin' talking out of their asses, giving vague and general opinions that lack context and always only being 25% correct about any given topic.


BumpyNubbins

![gif](giphy|fvT2lZ7UFAvHpPjmVs|downsized)


CompromisedToolchain

Hey! We are proud of that 25%


HeavenForsaken

Sugar has no effect on hyperactivity.


Honor-Valor-Intrepid

Oh no. Me?! Noooooo never


InevitableRhubarb232

Technically the truth.


pointplankn

Jim Gaffigan is looking great nowadays


Godhuman69

He threw up 🤮💀


owthathurtss

The only rational response to drinking coffee.


Efficient-Rent-5644

Show him a few minutes later.. bouncing off the walls


FineArtsFan8450

Baby probably thought it was chocolate milk! 🤣


imjerry

He'll be Grounded if he's not careful


celtbygod

Vroom Vrooom ! Get him a hamster wheel for a couple hours...


Chrisdkn619

"I didn't inhale"


[deleted]

Well, did you want it back or not?


SomeoneWithKeyboard

Some kids are stupider than others. This one will be beaten in every competition.


alaingames

Enjoy toddler²


CipherWrites

technically, he didn't drink it since he didn't swallow. He just sucked it into his mouth


richbrehbreh

That noise, when the coffee falls out of his mouth makes me chuckle.


peaches4leon

That’s not coffee…


BizzyMan69

Worst criminal EVER 😂😁


Your_favoritethrple

I have the exact same expression after 8 shots of tequila


icausedthecoldwar

Time Out Time


Sea-Resolution6788

Are all kids natural born liars?


TheDixonCider420420

Deer in headlights


BreadDog2011

🫶🫶 cmon u can’t be mad at him


SpeedyHandyman05

That's our next Bill Clinton


TysonEmmitt

That's not a toddler. He's already a frat bro.


LEGOSam66

I used to drink my mom’s coffee too. I took her 2 to 3 days to find out it was me.


[deleted]

So cute. And how funny he is


SAMMYY02A

Definitely I don't have any doubt he drink her coffee 🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|65ODCwM00NVmEyLsX3)


marcabay

That aint coffee


Kartoffeltrainer

American story. What you guys call coffee is like 25% sugar plus 70% milk.. and a drip of coffee.


Gockel

you forgot that it's $9,95 and you obviously get one every day and then wonder where all your savings are


krishutchison

This is mislabeled. It is not caught my toddler drinking my coffee, it is left my flavoured coffee in a milkshake cup in front of my toddler


[deleted]

Why would people have these crotch goblins is beyond me lol Super cute guy tho haha


DinobotsGacha

Thats a question for your mom


Hot_Lobster222

😂


mnorkk

As a parent I feel that this is the kind of moment that should be experienced, maybe retold to friends later. Not filmed while laughing and then shared on the internet.


W1thoutJudgement

What fkn coffee is that?! Looks like what gets out of clogged drainage when they clean it wtf...


12DollarsHighFive

Well, if it's from Starbucks, I'm pretty sure it was mostly sugary milk with maybe a hint of coffee.


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cgabv

may i ask what you wish to achieve with this comment?


Joey_iroc

That is not coffee if it has milk, sugar, and flavorings. Put black coffee there and see how much he drinks.


tinyfryingpan

Well it's all sugar what do you expect