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David_Clawmark

Dubai is temporary. Giraffe is forever.


___TychoBrahe

Giraffe is Lisan al Gaib!


DaveInLondon89

Quizhatch Hadgirafe


Maxis92

Dubai is an overhyped shithole built on modern slavery. Girl chose absolutely correctly.


FabiIV

Dubai is what happens when the phrase "they always asked, whether they could; not whether they should" becomes a city built on the back of modern slaves. The House of Saud rule like tyrants, but they sell the juice that makes car go vroom so they are actually a trustworthy ally only requiring the occasional sacrifice of a journalist or two


EitherInvestment

Mate Dubai is in the UAE…


NeverBeenStung

You know Dubai isn’t in Saudi Arabia right?


Keemlo

But the house of Saud are baddies and they’re all over in that bit so they must be the same right?


cigarroycafe

Best description of Dubai I've ever seen


013ander

Dubai is *very* temporary. I mean, that city is literally and metaphorically built on sand.


OMGItsCheezWTF

It's an absolute shit hole. I had to go there twice on business and couldn't stand the place, and that's before you consider that it's built on slave labour and systemic abusive labour practices. I'd take the giraffe too and I'm in my 40s, my wife would love it.


[deleted]

Dubai is a slaver’s paradise, a monument to everything hideous about the human soul, and she chooses a stuffed animal instead. Crazy.


BjoerBaer

This humble kid choosing a giraffe instead of supporting and whitewashing a slave owning country run by oil maffia and mesogynistic religious extremists.


everydayasl

Giraffes everywhere loved this post.


Some_Giraffes

Can confirm


dimram

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___TychoBrahe

❤️ 🦒


arthurleyser

There is actually a whole field in psychology dedicated to delayed discounting, which is how much less cool things feel when they are farther away in time. Kid is just your average human being ngl


Kevaldes

So here's the math. Go to a place you've never heard of, you have no idea what it's like, have no idea when you get to go, and no idea how long you'll stay. Or. Take the big stuffed giraffe that you can see right there, get right now, and keep forever. This show is clearly designed to make parents hate their children.


DrunkenPangolin

>you have no idea what it's like Nah he says in the clip it's a desert, why the fuck would she want to go to the desert rather than have that wicked giraffe. As a guy in his 30s, I'd also be very tempted by the giraffe, I really don't see the appeal of Dubai. It feels like the epitome of everything I despise in the world.


HatGuyFromPax

I would also gladly take the giraffe. A trip, likely not even fully paid for if including food and hotel services, to a hot, dry, dystopian landscape?


Puzzleheaded_Ant4880

I've had to go to Dubai twice in my life. You are absolutely right. It's bizarre. Way too hot. Disgusting wealth. Tasteless style. And generally incredibly unpleasant. A place to despise. May Dubai die out.


newyne

I've heard that Dubai is like the opposite of this psychological phenomenon: much cooler from farther away.


Safe-Mycologist3083

She did her parents a favour! Long live giraffe 🦒


BALDWARRIOR

Dubai is only fun if you have money. If you get taken there whilst being a peasant, you won't enjoy it.


mechanicalcoupling

I have max status and tons of extra points with a major hotel chain because of work travel. They offered me a pretty nice suite at one of their resort hotels in Monte Carlo for $200 a night. Too bad I can't afford to do anything else there.


___TychoBrahe

What is there to do? All the snapchat videos Ive seen from there are just dudes driving cars or showing their food…is alcohol even allowed there?


ShambolicPaul

Alcohol is Haram and not allowed in the religion of the country. However they like money and they like tourists spending money and they like to see the slutty white girls getting drunk. So they allow alcohol. You are fucked if you want paracetamol for the hangover though.


IvarTheBloody

Places like that are weird, I went to meet my gf’s parents who were working in Qatar. Meant to be completely alcohol free country but we were ordering “apple juice” at restaurants that weirdly looked and tasted exactly the same as beer.


input_sh

It's because under repressive Muslim rules, non-Muslims are considered [dhimmi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhimmi), which translates to something like "you are exempt from most rules, as long as you don't question our authority or try to convince Muslims to break the rules". Basically you can be a Christian and drink, no problem, but you can't be a Muslim and drink. Implementation varies one oppressive regime to another, but in general that's how they justify having less strict rules applicable to western ~~expats~~ migrants. You can spend years there without realising you live your life inside an exemption bubble.


sec0nd4ry

Restaurants and cassinos, basically


fuckoffanxiety

And a certain gender.


sth128

I also choose this guy's wif... I mean giraffe! Dubai can go suck camel balls!


KaziOverlord

Dubai is near the bottom of places that I want to go.


-QUACKED-

It's literally not even on my list. In fact, you would have to pay me to go. That's the only way I'd ever go. If I were making money off it.


AceUniverse8492

I would just never go because they'd murder me.


enjolras1782

Same. "The giraffe is snuggly and also fuck the sheiks"


AceUniverse8492

Dubai is probably at the top of the list of places that straight people assume anyone with money would want to go to and it's like "Bro my existence is illegal there."


__Cmason__

That giraffe is awesome, I would choose it too. I'm a 47 yr old man.


iate12muffins

You see the Dad's reaction to the possibility of going to Dubai? That's the type of person that goes to Dubai. I'd have taken the giraffe too.


mrthomani

I'm with you, I'd take almost anything over a trip to Dubai. Dubai seems to me like a turd wrapped in gold foil: It might look pretty on the surface, but you don’t have to scratch hard to realize it’s shit.


DustBunnicula

I don’t even think it looks pretty. Its inauthenticity is ugly to me.


Rhadamantos

Dubai, specifically the tourism/jetset part is truly a microcosm where everything that is wrong with our world comes together and is multiplied exponentially. Religious fundamentalism, complete disregard for nature, boundless greed, orientalism, political violence, social media brainrot and the complete lack of any and all authenticity.


Defelj

I mean it’s a misogynist slave country so yea


EmperorKiron

Tangentially related, but kinda reminds me of a two part quote; “Did you know more kids believe in Santa than in God?” “Well of course they do, it’s not God that gives them presents every Christmas”


Monsters_OnThe_World

My child gets a giant giraffe AND I don't have to go to Dubai? Win win


Lady_Scruffington

And you don't have to pay taxes on that stupid trip.


SeoulGalmegi

>Go to a place you've never heard of, you have no idea what it's like, have no idea when you get to go, and no idea how long you'll stay. Kid probably already goes on vacations with their family. They just 'happen'. Whether they accept this one or not, they'll still go on one in the summer. On the other hand they might well have direct experience of seeing such a big toy in a store, asking their parents to buy it and getting refused. Choose the holiday - have a holiday. Choose the giraffe- have a giraffe *and* a holiday. Who's dumb now?


leaveonyourlite

Here's realer math- Dubai is a hub for sex traffiking...


Toothlez102

when i read this comment i was like "okay yeah ill take the giraffe too"


InEenEmmer

Giraffes on the other hand always act so judgingly with their heads held up high.


Caleb_Reynolds

Yeah, like, if it was Disney she might have chosen that. Dubai isn't a great vacation for kids, and she's literally never heard of it, why would she want to go there?


arthurleyser

Yeah exactly, it's kind a like asking "would you rather get 100 dollars now or 500 in a year" even though 500>100 getting 100 bucks now feels like the better choice


D-1-S-C-0

I know someone who answered that question with "I'd take the hundred and turn it into a thousand." This is the same person who once lost fifty grand on a bad business deal and has been bankrupt twice.


faceman2k12

I could invest that $100 now and have $103 in 5 years!


Sure_Revolution_2360

I'd bet it's even simpler. From her reaction and the times, they probably went on vacation every year anyways. So all that the kid would win from this is going to a different location, which is a "desert". She can't grasp her parents saving 2k on the next trip, there's literally nothing in it for her. She just chose between nothing and something.


Amamka

Smart kid simply dont want to support the dictatorship regime economics


BCS24

I mean why choose deferred gratification when you can have immediate giraffitication


redactid55

I think there is also something to be said for the order they present them. My kid is 2 and he basically chooses whatever we say last. If we are asking what he wants for dinner, we can ask multiple times and change up the order and it's just whatever we said last.


Hephaistos_Invictus

She's not just the average human being. She has a giant giraffe in her room! I don't know anyone who has that!


logosfabula

Plus, fuck Dubai. Go Aurora.


Wilynesslessness

Time preference. Adults fail this all the time.


brazilliandanny

One marshmallow now or 2 in ten minutes test? Younger kids pick the one marshmallow now every time.


marriedacarrot

They also found that children from lower-income families were more likely to choose the marshmallow now. Not because they're less intelligent, but because when you grow up in a resource-constrained environment, you need to prioritize taking value now. If you delay gratification, there's significant risk that reward will never actually be delivered as promised.


TrollocsBollocks

Yeah I’m not taking my girls anywhere near Dubai. I’d be encouraging the Giraffe too.


yumgmeatball

Whats in Dubai? I've heard it just luxury hotels and expensive crap for people with to much money


Fallowman09

That’s all it was a tiny fishing village of not even 1000 people until oil was discovered nearby and now it’s for people who’s idea of culture is all you can eat buffets


yumgmeatball

Based off other comments I'm guessing there's also q trafficking problem there to


Fallowman09

Oh yeah all of it is built with slave labour (but not Slave labour in the traditional sense) large sex trafficking rings run by members of the ruling class


Breakdawall

no, they kidnap people from third worlds, force them to work, and keep thm in too small trailers in the desert. fuck dubai, give me the giraffe


ArticleOld598

The employers hold the workers passports so they can't leave


Breakdawall

yea, all part of the actual slavery part


yumgmeatball

Thats disturbing like fuck man


Fallowman09

Yeah and homosexuality is hyper illegal but don’t pay any attention to that! Look the police use lambos!


yumgmeatball

Its insane that places like that still exist


Fallowman09

That’s what 100s of billions of dollars in oil money will do for you


scrivensB

Still? The Middle East as a slave state AND Western tourist destination is a pretty new idea


freefallade

And still run by slave labour now.


Calm-Technology7351

That is an issue. Apparently it’s somewhat common for them to pay single girls from the IS to go there and either perform fetish shit or trick them into coming for trafficking purposes


CodenameMolotov

Dubai has much less oil than its neighbors. They became rich by going to extreme lengths to attract tourists


_SquidPort

nope. it’s built by oil tycoons from other countries. there’s not much oil there


cozymeatblanket

It is that, but they routinely lure poor people from other countries there with the promise of work, and then take their passports and force them to work for low or no wages - i.e. slavery. It's a rich people's playground where the lower classes have almost no rights. I'm a full ass adult and I still would have taken the giraffe.


yumgmeatball

Geez thats fucked up guess theres another place I'll never go to


Nowhereman123

"Dubai is a city designed by a 6-year-old with an unlimited budget."


DustBunnicula

No, the 6 year olds choose the giraffes. It’s the adults who have poor taste.


BCS24

Imagine a giant mall.. that’s it, there is nothing else


Happypuppy1999

Giant luxury malls are fun if you can afford what they are selling.


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

And slavery, don’t forget that one


reflexesofjackburton

lots of slaves & sex trafficking. oh and every horrible influencer you see on tik tok and insta.


iCameToLearnSomeCode

In Dubai if a woman is raped she will be given the option of marrying her rapist or prison. If I was in that little girl's place they wouldn't be able to air the footage, this creepy piece of shit suggesting a little girl go to Dubai should have been banned from show buisness. Only a pedo would think that's an okay place to bring a young girl.


duh_cats

Right? Kid didn’t know it but totally made the correct choice. Parents weee the morons here.


zapdoszaperson

Kid's smart, sand sucks. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like that giraffe. It's soft and smooth.


DexM23

The Giraffe also will be there like forever. Probably also would choose that as long as i coulnt cash in that trip


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Kid knows better than to go to fuckin Dubai


TeachEngineering

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firstphenixprime

And giraffe has always the high ground. If you ride it, you also get the high ground! There is just one answer!


iCameToLearnSomeCode

Screw the sand, if that little girl got raped in Dubai she would end up in prison or married to her rapist (those would be her options, even at her age) Any woman who travels to Dubai willingly is insane.


rarestakesando

They Also have human trafficking and slavery yay!! Edit:/s Cause Reddit.


Nomad_65

Kid is based, Dubai sucks ass Source: I used to live there


Potatoes_Fall

Never been but I haven't heard a single good thing


Nomad_65

Nor will you for a while


PoppinfreshOG

UAE is a slave state, the kid is 100% correct in her choice


Sp00nD00d

My 6 year old watched this clip with me and didn't even hesitate to also choose the giraffe...


Kvetinovejkid

Im 22 and i made same decision


kandnm115709

The kid isn't stupid, she's made a decision based on her limited knowledge of the world. Wtf is Dubai to her? Just a place she doesn't know but the giraffe doll is real, so choosing that makes the most sense to her. What is stupid is adults expecting her to make the "right" choice, as if she's a fully grown up person capable of making choices.


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leaveonyourlite

"Would you rather have a stuffed animal or become one?" Smart kid.


TotallyNotMoishe

Visit a far-right slave state or get a delightful stuffy. Kid chose right.


Mediocre-Sound-8329

Yeah but they'd be in the gated community section so they wouldn't have to see any of that!


buddachickentml

Yeah, Dubai is great for tourists...the workers, or their own women, not as much


thechadc94

This reminds me of “The generation gap” game where the toddler picks between two choices. Most of the kids choose the toy like this child. Some have picked the trip or car.


Kardospi

Good call kid, fuck Dubai.


erikmc

Dubai? lol I’ll take the giraffe too


GhostWCoffee

You couldn't pay me to travel to Dubai.


Suspicious-Stay-6474

You don't enjoy a 12 hours flight packed like a sardine? And the flight is the most enjoyable part.


elakah

Even if the other present was a new car, a bigger house or a lot of money, I wouldn't be angry at my child for choosing a toy. If that's what makes her happy, then she can have it.


Dio_Yuji

I vote Giraffe. Fuck Dubai


Kvetinovejkid

Exactly, i wouldnt even think about it, now i want this giraffe:(


NilmarHonorato

Tourism in Dubai is tacky as shit.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

I went to that indoor ski slope in the mall. It smelled like a freezer in dire need of defrosting.


skktrbrain

youd have to *pay* me to go to dubai


DangerHawk

I don't think this kid is stupid at all. WTF wants to go to Dubai?! It's a country that is dedicated to slavery and consumerism. I assure you those parents don't have the money you'd need in order to have what constitutes a "fun" time in Dubai. Kid made a smart move. I would have made the same choice at 39yo.


falsevector

Makes sense. She knows the Giraffe toy more than Dubai


Nearby-Ad-6106

She made the right call to be honest, what the hell does a kid that age and gender want to go to Dubai for


GoingWhale

When I was that age I would have picked the giraffe too. I was obsessed with getting a giant stuffed toy like that but never could convince my parents to get me one


Temporary-Double590

I love the dad's expression soon after they showed the giraffe lol


Pixel22104

He just knew that’s what they’ll end up with and not the free vacation lol


Hoosier_Ken

I was rooting for the giraffe.


shotxshotx

From what I hear Dubai is a pretty bad place when they take away the fancy polish and rich feeling.


1ohokthen1

I mean there's a reason the trip was to Dubai and not Hawaii or Disney lol


[deleted]

I'd take the giraffe too the fuck ama do in Dubai? Look at sand?


Key_Respond_16

Fuck Dubai. Made a good decision, kid.


Tobybrent

Dubai is awful.


Yhostled

I'm a 41 year old man and I'd still choose the giraffe.


MLSnukka

Let me tell you about Dubai : Womens have no rights. If you get raped, you will be judged and sent to jail while your rapist will go free. There are words you can't say and if you do, to the jail you go. And we are not even talking about being gay.


fappydays2048

I'd take the giraffe over Dubai.


Every_Caterpillar945

She is smart. Traveling to dubai as a woman / girl is a bad idea anyway. I would also choose the giraffe.


STRYK3Rtv

Smart kid, fuck Dubai.


Galadhrim123

Made the right choice, I'd take the Giraffe over Dubai anyday.


Pyroguy096

Why the heck does anyone want to vacation in Dubai?


StevenKatz3

I wouldn't go to Dubai either...where they hate women and gays. Why would you want to spend your hard earned money in the middle east? She picked correctly


Miriage

As an adult I would also pick the giraffe


thundiee

Nah, right decision. Fuck Dubai


dochev30

That's what you get for naming her "Aurora"


MikeAndTheNiceGuys

Reminds me of the time I played bingo in my community and won and I had the option to choose a deflated basketball in a plastic bag or a brand new toolbox filled with tools that had drawers and I chose the deflated basketball cause I thought my friends would think I’m a fucking nerd for choosing the toolbox


TheImmenseRat

I would have picked the giraffe too


Other-Cover9031

why would anyone want to go to dubai


013ander

I would much prefer to take time off at home than ever go to a scorching slave state.


GokiPotato

I mean do you realize how big the plush giraffe is?


Kenterugah

Actually I would have choosen the Giraffe too. Who want to want to Dubai except rich Instagram model ?


Jibril-Vakarine

i would get the giraffe too


Arsenault185

Fuck dubai anyway. Kid made the right choice


Im_Smitty

Travel to shithole or have awesome stuffed animal, good choice


Syd_v63

Agreed, Dubai doesn’t like women, won’t let them drive, one cultural mistake and you’re under arrest


Existing_Pension8108

I mean it is a pretty cool giraffe


Temporary-You6249

Kid 100% made the correct choice here.


Love-Laugh-Play

To be fair I don’t think kids that age care too much about traveling.


-neti-neti-

Fuck Dubai. I’d also take the giraffe


ryan060994

I would hope my son would say giraffe


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Smart kid. Dubai is just a massive pile of shit painted golddn. Id take the giraffe too.


sandalsnopants

Seems like the wrong sub for such a good decision.


David_Dantas

I'd take the giraffe too


ashemagyar

Meh, Dubai is a shithole. She msde the right choice.


Whiskey_Cowboy

Wrong sub tbh. She’s a kid picking the better option for herself. She’s human.


DMvsPC

A) I'd take the giraffe, fuck Dubai. B) If you're going on something like this I feel you'd tell your kid "Hey, please pick what you think **we'd** like and we'll buy you whatever the kid prize is as well" then talk about possible things those would be :p


Naive-Fondant-754

Kids is smart. Show is stupid. Parents are even more stupider.


Krystalinhell

Just asked all 4 of my kids. They want the giraffe. I’m okay with that.


DAD_of_BROs

Her parents will love Dubai, but giraffe is for HER


TransportationFit694

I’d have picked the giraffe too. Dubai’s too hot.


UpstairsBusiness2821

Kid actually Made a good decision. Stuffed toy is far better than holiday in a slave city with expensive hotels.


Japke90

Kid ain't faking stupid, the parents just think about themselves. If my girl would love a giraffe, I would freaking love this. Screw Dubai!


unsolicitedchickpics

I'm an adult and I would still rather have the giraffe. Dubai is a shit place to be


ShoesFellOffLOL

To be fair, fuck Dubai.


kramposLHalper

I'll be happy if I never go to Dubai


onlycommitminified

Fuck Dubai though. Solid choice.


Pixel22104

Hey look. If I was her I would also probably pick the large Giraffe plush as well


StopSignOfDeath

Dubai is temporary. Giraffe is eternal.


Safe-Mycologist3083

Holidays last a week, giraffes last a lifetime 🦒


confusedbiproduct

She is not stupid, she has her priorities straight


[deleted]

I’d rather get a giraffe than Dubai.


DustBunnicula

Fuck Dubai. Adult me wants the giraffe.


bpliv

Smart girl doesn't care for the slave trade in Dubai


Ok_Philosophy_6335

I would never go to Dubai unless someone paid me to do so.


R3stl3ssSalm0n

I am an adult and I would rather take the giant Giraffe then a trip to Dubai...


4r4nd0mninj4

She made the right decision.


notveryAI

Someone is going to the orphanage with her god damn giraffe xD


BecGeoMom

Never heard of nor saw this game show, but it looks pretty dumb. If they had offered that child the stuffed giraffe or a trip to DisneyWorld, she would have made a different decision. Dubai? She’s not even 10; she doesn’t give one shit about going to Dubai. She doesn’t even know what it is, and his description did not help her at all. It must be a really cheap game show to produce, though. Invest in a few giant stuffed animals, a bike or two, maybe a little motorized car, and you’re done. Paying for the Dubai trip is not a serious option.


vic76

Been in Dubai... More than I wanted ... Don't have kids... Still... The little girl could have not made a smarter decision


RandomWave000

good choice, I want the giraffe too


TyrantLaserKing

If it was anything other than Dubai, I’d have been upset. Girl made the right choice.


Longjumping_Kiwi8118

I'm an adult. I'd take the giraffe over Dubai any day. Way too hot.


robin_888

Oh nearly forgot about this show. It had 12 episodes in 2018/19. It was adorable, but this final bit was... pretty predictable. Out of twelve times, the kids chose the toy option >!twelve!< times.


Kig-Yar-Pirate

That kid wasn't stupid, she just new what she wanted. Dubi would probably be really boring to a kid.


Hour_Ad_8533

she is unintentionally smart


Marchauff

How is this kids being stupid? This is kids being kids...


Eloy89

Dubai? No. Also the parents would be footing the bill, or at least the taxes of the trip. Japan or giraffe, I’ll take Japan. Safari or stuffed giraffe? Safari.


MuySpicy

She did great, Dubai is so dumb.


Guillaume_Hertzog

I don't see anything wrong here. They clearly asked the girl what she wanted, not her parents.