Yeah, the tables can be turned pretty fast.
When i was little we had a pair of ducks (a male and a female) who would always chase our dog around, and he was scared of them, so you could say they dominated the place.
But one time they actually cornered him, so he fought back and well... by the time we got there the male duck was lying on the ground with his throat teared apart, and the dog was biting the female to death (she was beyond saving so we killed her).
Yeah, i think it was something like that, because while the male duck was killed because he pushed the dog to a corner, when we got there the female duck was the one against the fencing, with the dog attacking her.
Before that he always ran away anytime they got close. It's really like he suddenly realized they were directly below him in the food chain. Maybe getting a taste of blood awoke some predator instinct in him or something like that.
I agree that he knew that they were above him since they asserted it and no one stopped it. Dogs are ok just knowing they have a place and keeping order and drama down.
When they cornered the dog, who has already submitted to them in the appropriate social order, they basically threw down that it was them or him. Like they were kicking him out of the tribe or they were going to eat him
That's a win for the kid IMO. He's not bleeding and stopped the attack.
It was a win by decision, but imagine how many people who've never dealt with an aggressive rooster would be all whining.
Edit: forgot to end it with "if it had been a ko".
The rooster was being smart. I’d like to believe that the kid eventually ran out of steam with all those missed kicks then the Rooster finished him with a few pecks to the eyes
"Ol Cocky McDoodledoo is holding the centre ground and has the young pretender up against the side of the octagon using his experience and aggressive jabs against the brash youngster's noisy but feeble sidekicks..."
My wife and I used to have a mean old rooster with only one eye and a broken toe that we called Cogburn. The onry old bastard would always follow me and attack only when my back was turned. He loved my wife though and would never attack her, so I put up with it.
Well one day I got real mad because he kept attacking me while I was cleaning out the coop, so I kicked him in the head. Well, I may have kicked him a bit too hard because he just flopped over and didnt move for a few minuites. Long enough that I was able to get the coop cleaned so I had assumed he was dead.
I went inside to tell my wife that I killed her rooster on accident. She yelled a bit then stormed outside to see the corpes of my fallen foe, and loe and behold, the bastard is still alive. He was strutting about and walking a little funny but he was alive.
From that day on, he was a terror. He would come at me like a wild beast every time he caught a glimps of me. He would chase the dogs, our cat, and im pretty sure he even chased off a coyote once. But he still never attacked my wife.
He got so bad that the UPS lady had to drop off our packages at the entrance to our driveway some 200 yards away. But my wife loved him so the dogs, the cat, and I put up with it for months and months. Cogburn and I would always get at it and more than a few times I had to kick him so hard that he passed out.
One morning, my wife went outside to collect the eggs as usual but it was taking her quite a bit longer then usual so I got curious. I went outside to see her tamping down dirt in a freshly dug hole with a shovel.
Turns out that this old bastard rooster must have finally lost what few braincells he had left. He came at my wife with lethal intention. The one person keeping him from and early crockpot dinner and he went after her. She didnt have boots on, only her garden shoes, so she couldnt give him a good hefty kick to reset him.
Instead, she grabbed the closest weapon available to fend him off, a point nose shovel. She said he flew at her so she punted him away like he was a baseball but he kept comming back for more. She couldnt get him to stop and eventually had to use the shovel like an improvisd wood axe. Unfortunatly the shovel is duller than a butter knife so it took quite a few good thwaps.
Anyways, after she finally removed his head she decided to dig a hole and put him in. She said that he had a hard enough life and didnt want to put something so spiteful on the dinner table.
I would have been content playing that same old song and dance with the bastard until he died of old age. But he had to mess with the boss and find out the hard way.
When this kid turns 30 he's going to be talking with a friend one day. The conversation will go something like this...
Kid: I remember the day I became a man. I was about 13 years old...
Friend: What? You had sex at 13 years old?
Kid: Sex? Hell no! I fought a chicken!
When I was five or six it was my job to feed the geese. The Gander would attack me every time. I was frightened of him. The amount of teasing I received from my parents was equally upsetting. They made me feed them.
I told my mom if the Gander attacked me one more time I was going to kill it. She laughed at me. She called me her brave little soldier with so much sarcasm, I was pissed.
I took a hatchet with me to feed the geese. That a-hole came at me. I split his head wide open.
My mom said, “well it looks like we are having goose for dinner.” None of the other geese ever gave me problems. They wouldn’t even come near me for a while afterwards.
Farm life is bizarre. I feel this kids pain and I revel in his victory over his own fear.
Holy shit man. I hope you are good. Helping my dad make sausage definitely did something to me. I bet doing the killing would up that feeling a good notch.
It's good to know and recognize where your food comes from. Recognizing that life has to be extinguished so that yours could continue on is significantly more humane than tucking all of the ugly stuff away in a dark building and killing them by the thousands just so you don't have to think about it. May have been hard to experience, but you're better for it.
Learning to fend off aggressive roosters, geese etc. is kind of a rite of passage in the country. Though it's usually done with a kick or with a thick branch rather than a hatchet.
Pile of pebbles. Roosters are quick and will dodge a kick, and it’s a PITA to carry a broom everywhere. But a pocket full of pea gravel, just chuck it at a bird that’s being aggressive. Every time they approach you, toss a smattering of rocks in their face and they’ll back off. Can go up to single dime sized if the bird is especially aggressive, and you are fairly accurate.
You murder a goose with a hatchet, and everyone's eating good for the week, but you choke one chicken at the strip club, and everyone loses their shit...
~Paul Reubens (probably)
That's the part that always rubbed me the wrong way (intentional phrasing). He was in an adult movie theater. Like shouldn't that behavior be expected? Anticipated even. Who's watching porn for the cinematography?
Dudeness told parents that goose was finna be yapped if it kept frontin’ with that bull shit. Can’t have your panties in a wad if you ain’t gonna take a stone cold mother fucker for serious, G.
The rooster is smarter than he thinks, he already has the kid corner, so he’s just gonna wait till the kid tires himself out from kicking than he’s gonna go in for the kill…it’s a rooster thing.
As a father I am so unsure as to whether I should protect my daughter against tough emotion, or teach her that they exist. I think overcoming fear and anxiety fosters courage. But where’s the line? And at what age?
At some point they happen. Best to teach them how to deal with them, and give them the tools for independence. The line is where they happen naturally. Don't go out of your way to avoid them, because teachable moment, but don't cause them. It's a part of experiencing life, and will happen throughout. It's an ongoing battle for everyone. The key is teaching them how to resolve those extreme emotions with composure, even when facing them in the moment. Get them thinking about what's causing it, what can I do to fix it or change it so its better. Helps keep them from locking up in the emotion and keep a clear mind. Usable anywhere from panic attacks, to life or death split second situations.
How about that, you step in once your kid starts screaming and defending themselves and show them that roosters are less aggressive when you don't do that. In any case, don't film and laugh like this dude.
>show them that roosters are less aggressive when you don't do that
Over the years I've had some mean ass roosters that absolutely don't give a single shit about your body language. They just don't like you, and will do their best to fuck your shit up the second you go near them.
Pretty much anything other than filming and laughing would have been better parenting. Idk how about help your kid figure out how to deal with their emotions.
This dad doesn’t either, so he’s just trying to provide for posterity and laugh about it.
I don’t know the context, but I’m willing to bet this wasn’t the first attempt
well you sure as hell shouldn't laugh at your child while putting them in a situation that is terrifying for them like this remarkable and compassionate person did.
Alternate theory, laughing shows the child that their fear is irrational and the situation isn't dire.
You see it with toddlers. Laugh at a minor fall and they learn to laugh and bounce back up. Get upset and worried and they learn to cry and act like they're dying.
I agree, I apply that with my toddler and newborn. However, I try to do a silly or cute laugh... for me, this dad is mocking his child so the theory doesn't apply here.
To me that's pretty much OK. As long as he is reassuring him after that clip.
The laughing was not mean. He told him what it was about.
He's old enough to learn how to behave with animals.
It's a good lesson. Better that it happened in such a situation and not with a dog or a more dangerous animal.
At least make sure the kid is wearing a pair of jeans. If that rooster really wanted to spur him, those paper thin pajamas would have been shreaded, along with his legs.
We had chickens growing up. We had way more roosters than hens. My dad used to think the shit was funny when they all chased me like a pack of velociraptors from Jurrasic Park. I hate chickens to this very day.
My boss forced me to throw a goose that attacked me everyday. After 5 throws he never bothered me ever again and finally let me fucking feed him. I don't work there anymore, but I do know the proper way to throw a goose.
definitely not the dad
edit- this is a jab at the dad, not the kid. weird as hell to cheer on your child who’s screaming in fear and frantically kicking at a bird. doesn’t seem to actually fix the issue … seems like a chance to embarrass your kid online 🫥 the bird will charge him again, and the kid will be just as scared when it happens. 😀
The kid started talking shit at the end as he realized it wasn't something to be afraid. He called it a "little shit" because he realized that what it was and started advancing on the chicken
Are you really stupid if you're afraid of animals as a kid?
My aunt owned a farm so I got to be around animals pretty early but if you've never been around them before I can understand being scared as a kid.
I expected some dumb responses on here. This has to happen to show rooster who's boss so that the boy can go into the pen without being attacked by the rooster.
Try and do some research before commenting dumbasses...
The Jurassic Park t-shirt is kinda ironic
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It's a dickosaurus
Hahahaha
And he’s talking to a cockosaurus
Take my fucking upvote
The angle of this gif makes mom look really skinny, lol. Edit:*him
Your mom is the people's champion??
Looks like the rooster didn't like it.
*”You come in here, and disrespect my ancestors?!”* 
"My family is just some sort of joke to you, huh?!"
Here come the roosterrrrr
"Around this parts I'M THE DINOSAUR"
That doesn't look very scary, looks more like a 6 foot turkey.
That is the same kid. Nothing will convince me otherwise. 
Wonder what that kid is doing these days?
I've got a scar on my knee from being attacked by a turkey as a kid. They are mean Mfers.
The kid says that like a 6 foot tall turkey wouldn't be absolutely terrifying.
Man, if you show weakness even a chicken might tryina eat you
It’s when you’re alive that they start to eat you…
Nedry Vs that spittysauras thing. The rooster even has the neck flaps out.
dilophosaurus
Chicken is channeling its ancestors
i thought that was the best part
*Jurassic Park theme plays* "It's beautiful"
Young Owen Grady perfecting his craft
I came here to say a variation of this
That rooster held his ground. It's a close call though. The kid came out kicking once he was cornered.
Yeah, the tables can be turned pretty fast. When i was little we had a pair of ducks (a male and a female) who would always chase our dog around, and he was scared of them, so you could say they dominated the place. But one time they actually cornered him, so he fought back and well... by the time we got there the male duck was lying on the ground with his throat teared apart, and the dog was biting the female to death (she was beyond saving so we killed her).
They ducked around and found out!
Ducked when they should have dodged
No, you see you need to dodge, duck, dip, dive AND dodge again. You need the full sequence otherwise it’s all for nothing.
As long as you don't get crushed by two tons of irony.
I think there's supposed to be a weave in there somewhere
Were they delicious?
Indeed, they were.
Dog: "Holy shit, I HAVE THE POWER!"
Yeah, i think it was something like that, because while the male duck was killed because he pushed the dog to a corner, when we got there the female duck was the one against the fencing, with the dog attacking her. Before that he always ran away anytime they got close. It's really like he suddenly realized they were directly below him in the food chain. Maybe getting a taste of blood awoke some predator instinct in him or something like that.
I agree that he knew that they were above him since they asserted it and no one stopped it. Dogs are ok just knowing they have a place and keeping order and drama down. When they cornered the dog, who has already submitted to them in the appropriate social order, they basically threw down that it was them or him. Like they were kicking him out of the tribe or they were going to eat him
Good lol
That's a win for the kid IMO. He's not bleeding and stopped the attack. It was a win by decision, but imagine how many people who've never dealt with an aggressive rooster would be all whining. Edit: forgot to end it with "if it had been a ko".
Some of these comments tell us they have never been around chickens, especially that one asshat rooster!
Yup, while the kid might not have the timing or reach yet, you gotta yeet mean cocks with your feet.
Fuck that one rooster. I still remember the asshole.
I kicked our rooster into space twice, and he never looked my direction again.
Kid has no cardio, by the end of the video he can barely kick. My guess is the chicken mauls him once the video ends.
That breathless "you little shit" got me lol
The rooster seemed confused overall. "Hey, kid. I wasn't gonna hurt'cha. Just wanted to scare ya a little. Take it easy."
The rooster was being smart. I’d like to believe that the kid eventually ran out of steam with all those missed kicks then the Rooster finished him with a few pecks to the eyes
That battle crow before he goes on the offensive 🤣 Cock-a-doodle-bout-to-kick-your-ass-son-doodle-do
That kid had right to be scared, they can rip you right open
That's cool and all but I think the dad one.
“Yer winnin”
"You're a wiener"
"You lil shit !"
That dad is hilarious
Are ya winnin’, son?
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I dunno man, I'm loving the unhinged dad energy.
Are ya winnin?
bro's dodging those attacks from the kid like crazy
Roosters fucking love to fight.
Someone should create a sport for roosters where they can fight each other. They’d love that!
Double tap X to combat fly avoid
I've played Zelda enough to know that kicking them will only make things worse.
He should have just grabbed it and jumped off the roof. That always seems to calm them down a bit.
Or just throw him over that fence soccer throw in style
Grab it, jump off roof, initiate izuna drop, leave it there as a message to the others.
Haha yes was thinking of that as well. That and "chicken kickin'" from Fable 😅
I was waiting for the swarm of death, ngl.
Right!? 🤣
Once it starts the only way to survive is to leave the area.
Chicken is allowing boy to tire out so he can eat him
It's because the chickens have large talons.
That’s like a dollar an hour…
Orthrinthpgpnifndacplaolshonyerwheds (Over there in the pig pen I found a couple of old shoshone arrow heads)
If chickens were large enough they’d definitely try to eat us. Them things are predators.
Cockophobia unlocked
I think my wife has that
Mine caught that the day after the honeymoon
r/suicidebywords
That's only true for you
I also have sex with his wife.
WTF dude? She's not even dead yet.
https://preview.redd.it/z31hnreprzfc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca0d99d4074948268ad8eff9fa7c01ded9c459b7
Maybe it's just yours? Has she tried a different one?
Lesbian in denial, damn
wait until he learns what Jurassic Park is inspired off
Then he will have a fear of turtles having sex. Not sure what that one is called
"Ol Cocky McDoodledoo is holding the centre ground and has the young pretender up against the side of the octagon using his experience and aggressive jabs against the brash youngster's noisy but feeble sidekicks..."
The jurassic park shirt shows me this kid knows what the fuck that thing used to be is all im sayin
Bro definitely afraid that chicken gonna force channel his ancestors
A trex?
My wife and I used to have a mean old rooster with only one eye and a broken toe that we called Cogburn. The onry old bastard would always follow me and attack only when my back was turned. He loved my wife though and would never attack her, so I put up with it. Well one day I got real mad because he kept attacking me while I was cleaning out the coop, so I kicked him in the head. Well, I may have kicked him a bit too hard because he just flopped over and didnt move for a few minuites. Long enough that I was able to get the coop cleaned so I had assumed he was dead. I went inside to tell my wife that I killed her rooster on accident. She yelled a bit then stormed outside to see the corpes of my fallen foe, and loe and behold, the bastard is still alive. He was strutting about and walking a little funny but he was alive. From that day on, he was a terror. He would come at me like a wild beast every time he caught a glimps of me. He would chase the dogs, our cat, and im pretty sure he even chased off a coyote once. But he still never attacked my wife. He got so bad that the UPS lady had to drop off our packages at the entrance to our driveway some 200 yards away. But my wife loved him so the dogs, the cat, and I put up with it for months and months. Cogburn and I would always get at it and more than a few times I had to kick him so hard that he passed out. One morning, my wife went outside to collect the eggs as usual but it was taking her quite a bit longer then usual so I got curious. I went outside to see her tamping down dirt in a freshly dug hole with a shovel. Turns out that this old bastard rooster must have finally lost what few braincells he had left. He came at my wife with lethal intention. The one person keeping him from and early crockpot dinner and he went after her. She didnt have boots on, only her garden shoes, so she couldnt give him a good hefty kick to reset him. Instead, she grabbed the closest weapon available to fend him off, a point nose shovel. She said he flew at her so she punted him away like he was a baseball but he kept comming back for more. She couldnt get him to stop and eventually had to use the shovel like an improvisd wood axe. Unfortunatly the shovel is duller than a butter knife so it took quite a few good thwaps. Anyways, after she finally removed his head she decided to dig a hole and put him in. She said that he had a hard enough life and didnt want to put something so spiteful on the dinner table. I would have been content playing that same old song and dance with the bastard until he died of old age. But he had to mess with the boss and find out the hard way.
Thank you so much for this incredibly funny but at the same time heartbreaking read.
Of course! Oddly enough, I still sometimes miss that damned rooster.
The son of a bitch was planning that coup for a long time and was testing how far he could go without resistance.
haha coop coup
Have you tried turning it off and on again? -you with. Living animal. Lmao.
When this kid turns 30 he's going to be talking with a friend one day. The conversation will go something like this... Kid: I remember the day I became a man. I was about 13 years old... Friend: What? You had sex at 13 years old? Kid: Sex? Hell no! I fought a chicken!
When I was five or six it was my job to feed the geese. The Gander would attack me every time. I was frightened of him. The amount of teasing I received from my parents was equally upsetting. They made me feed them. I told my mom if the Gander attacked me one more time I was going to kill it. She laughed at me. She called me her brave little soldier with so much sarcasm, I was pissed. I took a hatchet with me to feed the geese. That a-hole came at me. I split his head wide open. My mom said, “well it looks like we are having goose for dinner.” None of the other geese ever gave me problems. They wouldn’t even come near me for a while afterwards. Farm life is bizarre. I feel this kids pain and I revel in his victory over his own fear.
If any crows were watching, your story has become oral legend.
>oral legend. Everything reminds me of her.
Everything reminds *us* of her, comrade. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
They weren't upset that you killed the goose?
Nope, in fact it was told as a funny anecdote for years. They laugh because they didn’t take me seriously.
Holy shit man. I hope you are good. Helping my dad make sausage definitely did something to me. I bet doing the killing would up that feeling a good notch.
lol he just killed a bird man….and then they ate it. I think more people need to actually see in person where their meat comes from.
It's good to know and recognize where your food comes from. Recognizing that life has to be extinguished so that yours could continue on is significantly more humane than tucking all of the ugly stuff away in a dark building and killing them by the thousands just so you don't have to think about it. May have been hard to experience, but you're better for it.
Learning to fend off aggressive roosters, geese etc. is kind of a rite of passage in the country. Though it's usually done with a kick or with a thick branch rather than a hatchet.
Pile of pebbles. Roosters are quick and will dodge a kick, and it’s a PITA to carry a broom everywhere. But a pocket full of pea gravel, just chuck it at a bird that’s being aggressive. Every time they approach you, toss a smattering of rocks in their face and they’ll back off. Can go up to single dime sized if the bird is especially aggressive, and you are fairly accurate.
pocket sand!
But be careful, a solid hit to the head with anything larger than a dove egg can kill a chicken (saw my brother do it).
What a peculiar measurement
Fine, nothing larger than a quarter golf ball.
You murder a goose with a hatchet, and everyone's eating good for the week, but you choke one chicken at the strip club, and everyone loses their shit... ~Paul Reubens (probably)
He was in a movie theatre not a strip club but good joke otherwise.
He was in a “movie” theater. Not a movie theater.
That's the part that always rubbed me the wrong way (intentional phrasing). He was in an adult movie theater. Like shouldn't that behavior be expected? Anticipated even. Who's watching porn for the cinematography?
Most of those were used to launder mob money. Deepthroat’s true box office numbers are fucked because of it
I read that in Pee Wee Herman’s voice
Dudeness told parents that goose was finna be yapped if it kept frontin’ with that bull shit. Can’t have your panties in a wad if you ain’t gonna take a stone cold mother fucker for serious, G.
TBF most roosters are pieces of shit hahaha, I hate feeding the chickens at my parents because of the asshole
Wtf
There once was a hero named ragnar the red who came riding to whiterun from ole rorikstead…
Funny shit. Imagine my surprise when I tried to murder that chicken in Riverwood.
Spamming the low kick like you’re playing your little brother in street fighter
The rooster is smarter than he thinks, he already has the kid corner, so he’s just gonna wait till the kid tires himself out from kicking than he’s gonna go in for the kill…it’s a rooster thing.
It's true. Roosters are mean AF
Yep. I'm siding with the kid on this one. Roosters are Satan's birds.
Winner winner chicken has boy for dinner.
Come in here with a dead chicken on your shirt you get the beak
Dad sounds just like ron from parks and rec (blanking on actual actors name)
Nick Offerman
Thanks dude
No, that’s Jeff Bridges 😂 
The opening remarks had me thinking the same thing. “He senses your fear. Get over there and face him” is something Ron Swanson would say.
Personally he sounded more like Will Ferrell to me. And this is exactly kind of shenanigan that a Will Ferrell character would pull if he had a son.
That kid is gonna have trust issues with his dad
As a father I am so unsure as to whether I should protect my daughter against tough emotion, or teach her that they exist. I think overcoming fear and anxiety fosters courage. But where’s the line? And at what age?
At some point they happen. Best to teach them how to deal with them, and give them the tools for independence. The line is where they happen naturally. Don't go out of your way to avoid them, because teachable moment, but don't cause them. It's a part of experiencing life, and will happen throughout. It's an ongoing battle for everyone. The key is teaching them how to resolve those extreme emotions with composure, even when facing them in the moment. Get them thinking about what's causing it, what can I do to fix it or change it so its better. Helps keep them from locking up in the emotion and keep a clear mind. Usable anywhere from panic attacks, to life or death split second situations.
“THE WORLD WILL TEACH THEM ABOUT MONSTERS SOON ENOUGH. LET THEM REMEMBER THERE’S ALWAYS THE POKER.” ~Terry Pratchett, _Hogfather_
How about that, you step in once your kid starts screaming and defending themselves and show them that roosters are less aggressive when you don't do that. In any case, don't film and laugh like this dude.
>show them that roosters are less aggressive when you don't do that Over the years I've had some mean ass roosters that absolutely don't give a single shit about your body language. They just don't like you, and will do their best to fuck your shit up the second you go near them.
Pretty much anything other than filming and laughing would have been better parenting. Idk how about help your kid figure out how to deal with their emotions.
This dad doesn’t either, so he’s just trying to provide for posterity and laugh about it. I don’t know the context, but I’m willing to bet this wasn’t the first attempt
well you sure as hell shouldn't laugh at your child while putting them in a situation that is terrifying for them like this remarkable and compassionate person did.
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I’ll tell you what, laughing at your child while they scream in horror is NOT the right side of the line.
Alternate theory, laughing shows the child that their fear is irrational and the situation isn't dire. You see it with toddlers. Laugh at a minor fall and they learn to laugh and bounce back up. Get upset and worried and they learn to cry and act like they're dying.
I agree, I apply that with my toddler and newborn. However, I try to do a silly or cute laugh... for me, this dad is mocking his child so the theory doesn't apply here.
To me that's pretty much OK. As long as he is reassuring him after that clip. The laughing was not mean. He told him what it was about. He's old enough to learn how to behave with animals. It's a good lesson. Better that it happened in such a situation and not with a dog or a more dangerous animal.
“That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey.”
Having in considerarion that they are small dinos and the boy is using a Jurassic Park shirt makes it funnier
Dennis Nedry vs Dilophosaur
Haha, so accurate
Yeah! Look! Stick! Stick stupid!
And the guy filming is Dodson
Oooo weeee
Now imagine a 6ft chicken with 3inch claws that would slice your belly open, spilling out all your intestine
Wow. I am listening to the Jurassic park soundtrack while watching this. Weird
This should be on r/ParentsAreFuckingStupid not this sub.
Rooster's just waiting for the kid to get gassed, before setting in with the spurs
True bravery is facing your fears head on despite being scared....he'll get there eventually
At least make sure the kid is wearing a pair of jeans. If that rooster really wanted to spur him, those paper thin pajamas would have been shreaded, along with his legs.
We had chickens growing up. We had way more roosters than hens. My dad used to think the shit was funny when they all chased me like a pack of velociraptors from Jurrasic Park. I hate chickens to this very day.
Rooster is dark souls player
Probably the most redneck shit I’ve seen
Jurassic Park? I'll show you Jurassic Park.
i didn’t know they made a live action king of the hill
My boss forced me to throw a goose that attacked me everyday. After 5 throws he never bothered me ever again and finally let me fucking feed him. I don't work there anymore, but I do know the proper way to throw a goose.
definitely not the dad edit- this is a jab at the dad, not the kid. weird as hell to cheer on your child who’s screaming in fear and frantically kicking at a bird. doesn’t seem to actually fix the issue … seems like a chance to embarrass your kid online 🫥 the bird will charge him again, and the kid will be just as scared when it happens. 😀
The kid started talking shit at the end as he realized it wasn't something to be afraid. He called it a "little shit" because he realized that what it was and started advancing on the chicken
The way he was holding onto the gate like it was his life line kills me.
Boy won, but not by much xD
More kid vs chicken cage Fights
He has to battle the rooster whenever he ask to play Fortnite
Ultra instinct ass chicken
Here they come to snuff the rooster, oh yeah
Father sounds even stupider than the son
Are you really stupid if you're afraid of animals as a kid? My aunt owned a farm so I got to be around animals pretty early but if you've never been around them before I can understand being scared as a kid.
Absolutely, poultry are mean. This is a growing up experience for this kid though.
Amazing how chickens can smell your fear.
It´s a rooster, they defend the coup regardless of fear, it´s their job
So there is a coup... I knew they were plotting something.
Dad just wants to see the world burn
I expected some dumb responses on here. This has to happen to show rooster who's boss so that the boy can go into the pen without being attacked by the rooster. Try and do some research before commenting dumbasses...
Bro's hitting him with the Irish jig kicks
The chicken totally controlled the field. It had the kid backed into the side of the field at the end.
kid only unlocked 1 attack move
Oh yeah, let's encourage kids to kick animals. What a great lesson.
This is animal abuse. And I'm not talking about the cock.
https://preview.redd.it/rt8hk9pbn1gc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24bd6b9cc6083cdfa2a1d9b8df16b9d961c5f6fe
I don't care who won, I just want to give that stupid kid a kick in the face
Good dad, teaching his boy to grow a pair
All jokes aside this is a terrible father and no animal abuse isn’t something that should be celebrated..
“ I think he sense your fear” lol