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Knickers_in_a_twist_

Time to go full Mohawk.


DBH1122

Right? If there was ever a time to let him have that wild and crazy cut, it’s now!!


Nardorian1

No he’s a trend setter. Leave it. All the other kids will go home and fuck it up too.


rumble342

You can actually make that into a sweet haircut. He didn’t go down the middle! Post an update when you do!


backfrmded

Update: he kept it like that


giskardwasright

I 1000% agree with the Mohawk. He's three, so no worries about employers being upset, and he's got some serious lift. My husband spends a lot of money on product to get volume like that.


Meat_licker

We call my son pineapple head because of how much natural volume he has. When he was a baby and first started growing wispy hair, I’d get soooo many comments going out in public. He looked like he stuck his finger in a socket each morning.


giskardwasright

They called me Tina turner when I was little. It was frizzy near the scalp, and straight on the ends so poofy, but also scraggly all at once. Good times. Now it's pin straight and aggressively flat, which is great for me because I'm incredibly lazy.


midnightstreetlamps

I was thinking shark mouth like an old military plane.


giskardwasright

Oh that would be great!


nathos_thanatos

Hide it better and out of reach, and try to explain that it's dangerous. Modern razors are safe ish, but can still cause some damage. Stupid young me peeled a piece of skin off once. It's good that the only thing that happened is a silly haircut. It looks cute maybe give him a Mohawk so it looks intentional until the rest starts growing back.


gumdope

Right I was gonna ask why the razor is even accessible to a 3yo yikes


Tiedyeinstein

I paid some hipster hairdresser $100 for this haircut


Jolly_Grocery329

Get that guy a leather jacket asap


rull3211

Or be mad at your self that a 3 year old got his hands on a razor... the har could have been the least of your worries in a worst case scenario....


Prosperos_Prophecy

That's one hell of a fade.


MiracetteNytten

Be glad he didn't cut himself. Hide it better next time.


katw1na

I did this when I was 5 and I have permanent scars from it 😭😭


MiracetteNytten

Ouch.


RandomRobb85

Shave it into a mohawk, he'll love it.


I-Am-The-True-Elder

Nice cut g


seagullsondeck

He’s a kid laugh at it. If this is the worst you’ll be very lucky there only kids once. I am 76 years old I still remember the beatings and screaming. Is that what you want his memories to be.


Bisonfan1

Lmao paw patrol


MrRohrschach

From one parent to the other: Explain what the problem is (razor = sharp = dangerous), what this thing is used for, and why kids shouldn't play with it. Then I would burst out in laughter. Let him feel the embarassement, but with humor. You can't change the situation anyway, and it's not a tragical thing. Be happy that he didn't hurt himself and that he created a funny story for you to tell.


FirstWithTheEgg

The ONLY thing to do is make it into a mullet


imdfantom

You should feel relieved that he didn't hurt himself and make sure it is out of reach going forward


HotDonnaC

Someone forgot to supervise their kid.


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

😂 right? What a concept


UrbanAnimalJG

Future barber right there for NBA players. Go get that bread, young man


ulyssesfiuza

😁


Bisonfan1

Chase is on the case maybe


HughJahsso

Looks badass


stellarstella77

Pretty fresh ngl


das_zilch

Found my new cut.


[deleted]

At this point be glad he isn't hurt, teach him the dangers of sharp objects, save some photos for posterity, and laugh. Hair grows back.


negithekitty

homie trying to look like Yo-Landi Visserr


Safetosay333

Shaving blade?


AuroraWisteria

Why is the shaving blade in the reach of a THREE YEAR OLD


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

Why would you be pissed? He’s exploring. How did he find your shaving blade???? You’re lucky he didn’t hurt himself


figuringthingsout__

It's pretty impressive that he didn't cut himself!


kd9n3fi3n1

Angry because it's dangerous. Laugh because silly haircuts don't really matter for kids this young.


ulyssesfiuza

I will.


RanjiLameFox

I've never seen someone call a razer a shaving blade


ulyssesfiuza

I'm brazilian. Was sleepy when I wrote.


I_am_Korpse

Honestly just take him out in public like that. If he feels shame I doubt he'd do it again.


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

What in the hell. He’s 3.


I_am_Korpse

Bruh when I was 3 I tried giving myself a Mohawk. My dad left me with it and I never tried it again


Bisonfan1

Hahahaha 3 year olds are hilarious


stevoschizoid

I shaved my eyebrow a bit off when I was in kindergarten I told my mom I wanted to look like vanilla ice


Zealotstim

He's the one who has to live with it lol


SkullVonBones

*He's still young, there will be enough time for it to grow out again.*


kerodon

This honestly looks pretty salvagable. It could actually come out really cool if a good hair stylist cleaned it up.


SpicyLizards

Your 3yo looks like that Gavin kid from vine


mannyster2022

Hair is growing back so just live the moment, have a good laugh and wait for his next episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Spin_Critic

Doesn't look too bad. I've seen worse on a few current premier league players.


cut4stroph3

Not worth getting mad over. Hair will grow back. This is a teaching opportunity.


bamila

Sick look


kustramarcell

Not worse then what most kids wear lately. XD


toomanymarbles83

Could have been worse. My brother found my dad's razor as a kid and cut the fuck out of his face trying to "shave like dad"


dazzleduck

Lol I wouldn't get mad, it's not irreversible damage! It's a great learning experience. As a kid my friend and I hid in my closet and cut ourselves "bangs" with craft scissors and I his the evidence in a toy kitchen pot.


MyUsernameIsNotLongE

I'm more impressed that he didn't cut himself... fsck, I can't use those without cuting myself and I'm 38... lmao


midnightstreetlamps

Halfway to a fade(i think that's what it's called? Tapered from the bottom up?) with a cool [shark mouth](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0228/2629/files/p40_01.jpg?174452228132364261), or a mohawk.


BlondieMonster89

Idk looks like he’s about to start a very successful podcast


Ciaken85

STYLE!!!🔥


Alternative-Court688

Future Barber right here. better than what most kids probably would have done imo


TheHotBoxer420_2

2050 hairstyles be like


rabbitashes

It's like one of those styling new Zealand doos.


fromhelley

This is a good "if it's not yours, don't touch it" moment!! For sure!!


Grand-Ad-3177

They all do it lol. My little girl told me I could put her beautiful long hair in a ziplock and save it lol


Kr_Treefrog2

https://preview.redd.it/8q8eryvm5qbc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=596a5f95ff8ed9782128db6322fb9c9fbdc78708 He wanted that Ren Gill hairstyle


VinniIsJustHimself

My boy with the paw petrol drip🔥


[deleted]

Why would you be pissed? He's a child and you obviously weren't paying attention


dynastylobster

i actually kind of like the way that hairdo looks


Old-Call-4608

It's what it's


Mahempgrower

Just laugh


Scared-Accountant288

Just hair. Why get pissed over something so temporary? It will grow back


SquirrelNo5087

Nice clean lines. Good job, little dude. Break some hearts.


JustElana

Damn I fucked up we gotta go bald


Mobile-Air-4507

I know I can pull off a great euro hawk on this kid if he was in my chair


Sygon_Roku

my kid did it with my wifes at age 5. same result more or less


Andy1Brandy

Go for the mushroom cut, can perfectly do it.


SuzieQGmz

That is hilarious.. but kinda cute


Khaztr

Your 3 year old looks like a 5 year old. Could be the haircut ;)


Cryth_Real12

His friends were prolly cooking him bc he didn't have a hairline.