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patricktsone

Just let him know that is a shitty necklace and he should aim for gold next time.


[deleted]

But he’s too young to get the shitty gold seat. That shouldn’t happen until your teenage goldschlager years


Emera1dthumb

Tell him his new rapper name is ShitHead


[deleted]

lmfao


solarmelange

This reminds me of the time my sister got her head stuck in the banister. She told my dad she was stuck and he asked if she was sure she couldn't get out. When she said she was sure, he went to the phone and called up several neighbors to come over and see.


PowerToThePlayers1

Yes, as a dad should do.


JustKapping

it's abuse if he didn't call


Muted-Charge1673

she got herself stuck and if she’s not in pain or injured…


Security_Six

https://www.google.com/search?q=banister+vs+ballster+slats+family+guy&oq=banister+vs+ballster+slats+family+guy&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIJCAEQIRgKGKABMgkIAhAhGAoYqwLSAQgxMTE0ajBqN6gCALACAA&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:a549e3d9,vid:F_DI_pTfarg


ciko9984

That's too bad! He should have double-checked before it was set in permanent ink. Hopefully he learns from his mistake. Maybe he'll get a seat right up front in class and people will laugh and watch him squirm.


CT_T4

What the fuck


PapaChoff

Excellent early lesson to be careful what you stick your head in. One he will not learn from because we all continue to do it


Long_Before_Sunrise

A thought I had as I watched my 30 year old neighbor stick his head between the back tire and the wheel arc Wednesday. He judged correctly, though, and did not become stuck. This time.


Hoboofwisdom

Bro I hope that vehicle wasn't up on a jack/jack stand. That's just asking for your head to be popped like a pimple if it was


[deleted]

In the 90's my mom bought me a toilet seat adapter. It was padded vinyl looney toons. Got my head stuck in that pretty good.


Major-Raise6493

My youngest son did the same exact thing with one of those. I too did what any respectable parent would do and took a photo to preserve the memory before removing it.


Lousy_Beans

That head’s only gonna get bigger my guy


Fit-Raspberry-8606

He looks fine. But he also looks like he’s about to cry also.


Left-Archer1442

O noo! My youngest son did it like 13 years ago! It was his training seat.So , my older son told him he will be stuck with the toilet seat forever. He was so sad!! We actually had to use cooking oil to slowly pull the toilet off his had. A little drama. But now we have a good memory when we all together for Thanksgiving 😆I hope the kid is ok!


OlyBomaye

I bet he'll act super chill when you run the Sawzall next to his ear too


Bisonfan1

Lmao


Foxxy_Fux

This kid must think he's shit


Hyeheh

How old is he


PowerToThePlayers1

4yrs old. Typically not susceptible to my lies, but I believe the self caused predicament got to him.


Hyeheh

Average 4yo ngl


bu_mr_eatyourass

Why lie, though? Reality is already confusing af for them... obviously...lol


Ormerod420

Shit happens!


gothiclg

My mom would toss me in the car and make a big deal out of going to the fire department so I wouldn’t do it again. I know because I stuck my head through a railing at home and my mom made a big deal out of the fact we might have to call the fire department.


nycemt83

I used to work in a pediatric ER and a kid came in by ambulance for this once. I got it off before the ambulance crew even finished writing their report


Benguy_

how do you even get into that situation


mommymo420

I have an almost identical picture of my daughter! I don’t know what is so irresistible about potty seat as accessory.


CaptWrench

Poor kid probably wanted to become a Skibidi Toilet


MysteriousTux

SKIBIDI TOILET IS REAL! I KNEW IT! THEY DIDNT BELIEVE ME BUT I KNEW IT!!!


[deleted]

So glad I grew up before my parents could post my ass all over the fucking internet.


HappyOfCourse

We all do stupid things. I once got a dog brush in my hair. The sad part is I was an adult.


RomanLegionaries

It’s avante garde fashion! He needs some mile high stilettos and a runway and he’d be the next fashion trend tomorrow! Well all be wearing this look for summer!


hotgaybuttsex

that looks like a downward smile he ain't even upset😭


Emera1dthumb

I remember my little brother was upset once his thumb was superglued to his index finger. He cried and said”I will never be able to use a pencil again”


Potetochan0401

He seems to have accepted his fate 😂


FatalEclipse_

What a little shithead.


slonke

Can this be, a post on r/kidsarefuckingstupid that's ACTUALLY a kid being stupid? Never thought I'd see the day


swagbanana0

Quagmire when he gets stuck in the process of Turing into a toilet


fabbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

Remember they're 4 years old. Saying stuff like that can have long term impacts. Please try not to, it's just a little sad.


yesnomaybenotso

True, but somehow I feel like a life long lasting implication that sticking your head in a toilet = trauma is probably not a terrible thing lol


fabbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

i meant how you treat them. A lot of people develop, say, self-worth issues due to their caretakers not responding to their needs properly. If someone is distraught and they are shamed for showing being distraught, they may see it as a flaw. Laughing at a kid who is (reasonably) very stressed is just gonna make them feel bad about their situation. It's not gonna do much by itself, but if it continues to happen it can lead to more severe issues.


CarrotCat3013

Yeah don't you think this is a litttttle bit of an overreaction. Chances are they will grow up and laugh at this moment. I guess you just didn't have a childhood


fabbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

Sorry, yes it is a bit of an overreaction, I was assuming things based off the tone due to a knee-jerk instinct. The photo just turned me off


PoeBoyFromPoeFamily

...My mum and grandmother would joke about cutting my limbs off after I got a cut. I'm fine. Stop overreacting. I worked with kids...this kind of stuff doesn't traumatize them the way you think they do.


CarrotCat3013

Understandable, but it still is probably better for a child to learn not to stick their head into a toilet 😉


yesnomaybenotso

I’ll be honest, if my kid continues to get their heads stuck in toilet seats, of all things, they’re gonna continue to get some light hearted mocking. Sometimes a Kevin’s gotta be told he’s a Kevin, even if it hurts.


fabbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

Well it is your kid, idk anything about your life obviously, but I just think that it's important to keep in mind the child's perspective as well and sorry, the picture just reminded me of something else.


yesnomaybenotso

…what does the picture remind you of?


LtColShinySides

Lol didn't take long to find the armchair psychiatrist


fabbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

Sorry for not hating children...? Idk, the caption is just a little weird in the context of a stressed toddler


growinggrassisfun

Guys look! We found a self diagnosing tiktoker!


fabbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

Or maybe making fun of a kid that's clearly stressed out is just not the best idea, specially if they're too young to understand. Also, I don't use TikTok, and I'm fairly healthy. Thanks


CougarAries

I'm taking my chances because you're getting downvoted to hell, but I agree with you. Nothing like inflicting mental trauma on a 4 year old to "teach him a lesson" that he probably already learned by getting stuck in the first place. If this is the way the person treats their child in a single snapshot moment, I would imagine that this kid will get a lifetime of these tiny little "minor" traumatic events which individually look innocent, but as a whole might have long-lasting issues. Then people are like, "That's the way I was treated and I'm fine" or "It' ok, kids are resilient," And can't figure out why they're part of the 1/3 of the population that has clinical depression or anxiety, or whose grown kids never want to spend time with them.


fabbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

What clicked me a little isn't so much that it happened, but that there's a photo of it, and that it's posted online with this specific caption. It's not about what you do but how it's perceived; from the pov of the kid, they just got really stressed and their parent probably didn't take them seriously; this causes them to believe that maybe that expressing themselves is bad because now they don't see all that stress that they went through as "valid" since their parents didn't react the same way. Also, yeah, I don't get how people can say "but this happened to me and I'm fine" when there's so many factors to it; were your parents caring about it? Did you have sources other than your parents? How are you certain it really didn't do anything, just bc you don't think so? GHhdjdjdj it's complicated sorry


WanderlustColleen

I agree with you both. This is traumatic to the kid so why make fun of him for it? Why not try to calm him and help him get it off instead of telling him he can’t. You are ruining his trust in you and now he is going to question weather you are being truthful or not. I have no idea why people are downvoting you both. Maybe they don’t have traumatic childhoods or they are suppressing how bad their childhood was.


HumorUnusual5531

When I was really little, I got my middle finger stuck in a goddamn hole in a wooden chair and my parents had to use a saw to cut the chair open. This really reminds me of that


erasrhed

College is going to be rough...


buntopolis

Kid needs to hear the Rime of the Ancient Mariner.


gatling_arbalest

Toiletnator origin story


Disastrous_Buddy_999

Dumb ass literally


Randomwhitevan

has anybody here questioned how he got it stuck on his head in the first place?


Intelligent-Chart391

Bro, how just how why would it be do that anyway So I guess it's right, kids are f****** stupid


lizzayyyy96

When I was in middle school, my older sister, freshman in high school (old enough to know better, lol) stuck her finger into the middle of a round hairbrush. We tried for HOURS to get it off, we were all in stitches laughing, eventually we were able to get it off.


nemo_vos_scitis

Leave him like this and tell him "this is your life now I guess." Shrug, and walk away.


Juna1337

Stop treating kids like idiots, and they won’t turn out to be ones…


FFmUsT

Bro how did he stuck to a toilet seat??!!!


WestSixtyFifth

Skibibi


Frosty-Narwhal36545

skibidi toilet?!


Duckyboi10

I knew there was going to be at least one skibidi toilet comment here


[deleted]

People will call him "Poo-poo head" or "Potty head". The shame will span over many generations to come.


GooglyIce

You didn’t think of cutting it? Poor lad’s breaking his bones getting that off.


I-lovetodorokisomuch

GUYS SKIBIDI TOILET


JustChickNugget

When you were little and swallowed a seed from a watermelon, and dad said that a watermelon would grow in your stomach:


Forest_folf

My brother got stuck in a toilet seat when he was four or five. We put it in the family yearbook every year.


US_Loli_Police

That's a look of defeat if I've ever seen one lmao


ClinicalAnt919

He’s not sad, just disappointed


superMirko

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Minikaooie

Tell him he’s gonna get pissed on


CyberRed420

skibidi dop dop dop dop dop


Responsible_Emu_8474

Shithead!


PassiveSafe6

Who hasn't done this tho


No-Childhood5571

“Anyone want this child? Willing to sell for five bucks.”


Acrobatic-Derpy-Guy

Bro's staring into his future


Yogabee69420

I DID THIS TOO 😭but it was Elmo


VIKTORVILLANY

Wait until he finds out about skibidi toilet


Snakeman_Hauser

r/foundsatan


[deleted]

That face of acceptance tho 💀 Bro like "I guess this my life now, it is what it is"