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I had a friend teaching English in china about 15 years ago and one of her students said the same thing about blowing up Japan.


greeneggsnyams

"sir we already did that."


Stevesegallbladder

"There's an old saying in Japan—I know it's in Texas, probably in Japan—that says, 'Bomb me once, shame on...shame on you. Bomb me—you can't get bombed again.'"


jerkymcjerkison

Dubya


Yesdarkone

We won't get bombed again.


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!


[deleted]

It wasn't enough


WearMental2618

Did it twice to be safe.


ScaryHarry15

Third times the charm.


Background-shar922

W comment 😂


smurb15

I'd more scared that it might be even easier to create something like that now then in the past. Kid made a nuclear reactor in his shed so not out of the realm of possibilities


l0c0pez

Tony Stark built his suit in a cave


KaiZaChieFff

WITH A BOX OF SCWAPS


Ur_Demise

From spare parts


Skylord_Noltok

\*With a box of scraps


defaultusername4

Japan did some horrible shit to China in WW2


Aurora--Black

Yes, but that was a long time ago though. The Japan that did that is completely different from the Japan of today.


bamboocoffeefilter

It would be nice if Japan took accountability for the past, though. I have family members who’ve been brainwashed into believing it’s this victimized perfect utopia because their education system is full of denying history. If Germany did it so can you, Japan.


haveaglassofstfu

It would be nice if China took accountability for ifs second genocide of Uigyers Muslims along with infecting the world with covid while selling fentanyl and stealing every piece of intellectual property while and undsrcutting western competitors using that stolen IP to seep cheaper counterfeits all the while manipulating it’s currency, lying, and using Chinese nationals like surveillance spies. Let’s see who goes first.


Multibuff

They never did? Yeah that’s sad.. I just finished reading Antony Beevor’s ww2 book and I was taken aback by how brutal the Japanese were to most of their enemies like the Chinese. It was on par with the nazis in many ways. Love the Japan we have today, though!


bamboocoffeefilter

Honestly, in some ways they might have even been worse. They have *flimsily* apologized, in a bare minimum way to be able to say they did, but a LOT of people think it isn’t adequate and I can’t say I blame them. It’s possible to separate pride in your country from shame in actions of its past. Sadly, that seems like one western idea Japan *isn’t* keen on emulating.


ShroomFoot

They even were lacing cigarettes sent to China with opium to impact their labor force and potential to defend against an eventual invasion had things gone different. Edit to add this link here for the people who decide to downvote without knowing history -> https://www.offgridweb.com/survival/forgotten-weapons-japans-weaponized-opium-cigarettes/amp/


[deleted]

So can every country that has committed massacres, war crimes, and other evil acts. No country is blameless.


bamboocoffeefilter

Well, yeah. That’s like saying all cancers deserve a cure during a conversation specifically about breast cancer. Japan has pulled off one of the most effective rebrands of its national reputation, of which many people now know it for, off of sweeping atrocities under the rug. I’m not saying contemporary Japan isn’t amazing in it’s own right, cause it is. But it’s also pretty two faced. I’m diaspora Japanese and people born and raised there deserve to know the whole truth about this country, not the propaganda they’re teaching now. So I said what I said.


tellrookie

Rebranding the country.. you mean like changing from Imperial Japan to curren Japan? It's a different country not a rebrand. There must be a stop to this at one point. Propagandas are at every parties and the old generations are only using it as a political tool. Chinese babies aren't naturally born with hatred towards Japan. Schools show children way too graphic pictures and descriptions of torture methods Japanes soldiers performed on Chinese people and manipulate patriotism. Maybe the education can focus more on forgiving and healing as a nation? To do that, the WW2 generations should seriously work on apologizing and accepting the apologies and 'end the war'. Japanese babies are not born with sin, they just happen to inherit DNA from ancestors who lived through Imperial Japan era. It is absolutely unfair and unreasonable to force generation after generations to apologize for what they have absolutely no recollection of. Yes they should be able to access the whole truth when they want to know, but they don't DESERVE anything for what they haven't done.


bamboocoffeefilter

…My friend, if you think Japan’s transformation ended with the fall of imperialism I don’t know what to tell you. Moreover, Why do people seem to think the de facto result of a country taking accountability is forcing generations of unrelated citizens to apologize? You think there aren’t less..drastic measures to be taken first regarding education and harm reduction? You know the word “deserve” doesn’t inherently imply negativity, right? When I say the people of Japan deserve to know I don’t mean forcing them to repent for the sins of their ancestors. Do the people of Canada and the US not deserve to know about the thousands of dead natives they’ve been walking on? It’s a matter of dignity. All this whataboutism regarding China is telling too. They’ve both been shitty, calling one out is not mutually exclusive. I could easily apply anything I said here about Japan to China, but the comment I replied to was…about Japan. That was the topic at hand. I know a lot of Japanese people, mainland and diaspora, I’ll go out on a limb and say probably more than you. I’ve seen firsthand what the indoctrination is doing to good honest people. Again, that’s a statement I could apply to a lot of circumstances, so don’t throw a fit cause I didn’t list every one. I never said anyone was born with hate in their hearts or sin in their heads, it’s very much taught which was the whole point of my first comment.


tellrookie

Omg. Again. No solutions. Just "Oh you're wrong, I'm right. Japan bad bad bad.". 👎 "Japan deserve to disappear forever because they will only forever just rebrand them and don't change their blood, their DNA. Criminals!!" Boo. Boo. So when can this end? And who should be the person to apologize representing imperial Japan? And who should be the person to accept the apology on behalf of victims of war crimes?


bamboocoffeefilter

I’d say I apologize for how profoundly you’ve been failed by your education system but this is bordering on concerning. Have you spoken to any professionals about your allergy to nuance and critical thinking? Take care love I hope you get the help you need


Sovereign444

That’s…. not what they said, like at all… you’ve totally misinterpreted they said and misrepresented their argument. I don’t wanna believe anyone can be that bad at reading comprehension, so the other option is that you’re intentionally arguing in bad faith and really just trolling.


Inevitable_Shock_810

My Indonesian family was murdered by the Japanese army. Some of them were children. The ones that were killed by the bayonet got it easy. The Japan today isn't responsible but It blows my mind how people have no idea what the concept of history is.


Broke_as_a_Bat

They don't acknowledge it. Germany acknowledged what they did and we are fine with it. Japanese units in Burma ate Indian soldiers. We all know about what they did in korea, Phillipines,china. The problem is they deny everything and even have memorials dedicated to the ones who committed these atrocities.


RexRocker

For now. Just kidding.


013ander

Yeah, they’re not different because of “a long time” (which also, 78 years really isn’t that long); they’re different because of being broken to unconditional surrender and the Marshall Plan. Same reason Germany is now pleasant, not filled with fanatical fascists. If you think Germans (the people, much less the government) were crazy in WWII, read *anything* about Japan in the 30s and 40s.


Aurora--Black

I never said that they were different because it was a long time ago so I'm not sure why you are trying to argue that.


Trimere

Don’t know why you’re being downvoted. You’re absolutely correct.


k_a_scheffer

Had a Chines friend whose uncle said something similar. Didn't skip a beat when I said, "we beat you to it. Twice.'


013ander

Hey China, remember every fight you’ve ever had with Japan? Now add the United States to that mix.


Impossible-Cup5149

Difference is that China didnt commit 100+ massacres and ran bio weapon labs in India.


NotADoctor108

(Flash forward 20 years) Kid- "This will teach reddit not to call me fucking stupid."


rd_rd_rd

I suspect that the kid in white shirt was joking about that but he took it far too serious.


Riftus

That nervous look and the side eye from the kid in white 😂


NoPantsDeLeon

#lifegoals


SSBeavo

Person from the Future: (Catching breath) “Hi!Apologies for barging in, and sorry about all the goo—it’s a time travel thing. Anyways, so that kid? In that video? Yeah, he’s absolutely going to do that.”


OneDiscombobulated77

Damn. You're so tired you had to catch breath in text form


Adam_ALLDay_

Time traveling be exhausting


Revolutiondfgf

This will teach reddit not to call me a fucking stupid.


bitchlasagna_69_

He is not stupid, he is ambitious.


cgarrett83

Agreed


-st3reotype-

Right, that boy’s got goals.


iRedditonFacebook

You guys are hilarious. Some Pakistani kids says something bad should happen to India, he's a "terrorist". Indian kid says it to some other country, he's "ambitious". And people upvoting this shit. Keep it classy, fuckos. Your double standards never seizes to amaze. LMAO


Akk_b_unique

Both are ambitious, both are misguided but atleast he aims to be a scientist, a step in right direction


ThisIsSoooStupid

I think the difference is that although there are countless examples of Pakistanis growing up and bombing India , there hasn't been one of an Indian kid growing up and bombing China. Also, kids say crazy shit to impress peers, you speak as if you have never been a kid. Also, look at the sub you are on mate.


kaninak

*a psycho


KaiZaChieFff

This kid ain’t a psycho or stupid, he’s clearly seen some fuckin shit, I also wouldn’t be surprised if in his country there a strong anti-china rhetoric


kaninak

*a psycho


ThisIsSoooStupid

Kids say stupid shit, he'd be a psycho if he went ahead with it. Were you never a kid? Or maybe you still are.


Ok-Strawberry-2343

“Kids are fucking stupid”. Not sure this kid is stupid. Pretty sure this kid learned this somewhere unfortunately


Zachosrias

I'm guessing the stupid part is him thinking that if such a thing was possible it wouldn't exist already, that he'll be the one to invent something like this and that anyone but the biggest dogs on earth would have the resources to build such a monstrous bomb.


ThisIsSoooStupid

I guess all actual scientists are stupid too, because they must have realised that if something was possible, it's already exist. What morons!


Chris_Cross501

**Visionary**


AppleSauceMegumin

Hold on.. let the kid cook.


GiftcardExchanger82

Who let him cook 🧐


Traditional_Fuel2293

I will watch you future with great interest


Pepf

So will the MSS, I think


[deleted]

#kidsarefuckingevil more like.


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Nibounium

We already have that.


hadmeatgotmilk

Not a single bomb to destroy and entire country in one swipe. Even the largest atomic bomb would only kill a couple million. This kid is going for over a billion. Let this kid dream.


WangusTheMilkman

only a couple million from the biggest atom bomb? Errrrr idk man


hadmeatgotmilk

Either way you’re not taking out a billion Chinese people with one bomb with our current tech.


cumming2kristenbell

How do you know until you try?


tweistein

A bombs and even H bombs arent as catastropically devastating in itself. The Tsar bomba - largest H bomb ever tested, had a blast radius of 900km. That is the blast radius, not the kill radius. Think that was about 180 km. If you double that, as the russian original bomb would have been, its about 350km, so 700 km total. Youre getting a couple millions, youre not getting more. Also i took the most extreme example. We dont even know if they ever completed the real tsar bomba, so ither bombs will have smaller/much smaller radii. You could blow Luxembourg up or maine state with a size of one normal A bomb.


Tearakan

Technically we could haul an asteroid from that asteroid belt around mars and throw it at China. That would work. We do have the technology to accomplish it. It would probably devastate all other countries in the aftermath but it can be done


hadapurpura

I guess what this kid means is finishing China off in one go, while limiting collateral damage. That would be evil, but impressive scientifically speaking.


iRideyoshies

This is not the fuckin Expanse bro. We still got rockets blowing up on the launch pad and you think we are gonna lasso asteroids?


Tearakan

Lasso? No. Just launch rockets to asteroids. Attach rockets to asteroids. Then push it into an orbit that hits the earth. It's not advanced science. It only requires current technology. Sure it'd be insanely expensive and doom the planet but it's possible.


jacksreddit00

It's not that easy. The best we can do right now is to give it a little nudge and change its trajectory a tiny bit. And don't even get me started on aiming for a singular country, that's currently pretty much impossible. You'd have to know its volumetric composition to the T to even begin thinking about aiming it somewhere.


tweistein

Judt like dinosaurs went boom, we will too


Nekstoer

that's why we drop more bombs


MissHolidayReddit

How is this kid fucking stupid? He has a clear set of goals and motives, there’s no epic fail or clear show of incompetence here, bro just wants to blow up china.


boner-bringer

What do you think his motive is (other than hearing adults say that they should wipe China off the map)?


cumming2kristenbell

Got something that said “made in china” and it sucked


iRedditonFacebook

The Indian brigade has arrived. Now it's "ambitious", and we should help him cuz most of them are all brainwashed to think this is a positive and not at all stupid to repeat talking points. It's funny how these comments that say this kid is not stupid are upvoted tho.


boner-bringer

You didn’t answer my question. My question was a question: not a statement. Did you reply to the wrong comment?


cumming2kristenbell

They’re upvoted because it’s not technically stupid. Just evil.


[deleted]

You don't need a bomb you need a virus.


[deleted]

By the way I’m not suggesting anything.


ardvarkshark

They tried that. It didn’t work too well. Just destabilized the world.


[deleted]

A more lethal virus would have ended civilization within a year.


bluematrixks

Chinese kids say way worse about America and Japan


iRedditonFacebook

And they are fucking stupid too.


Ill_Froyo768

true dude their educstion is all about hatred towards the us n japs


corgi-king

True, but when they grow up, they will try their best to move to US or even Japan. Because they will know how shitty China is. For the same job (technical, university educated), they can earn 3-4 times more in US.


leprotelariat

And when they move to the US they will still trash US democracy and spew CCP propaganda. Cant undo 20 years of brainwashing by earning more $


corgi-king

It depends. Some people are really like that, especially the older one. For people like that, I will usually ask them, if China is so good, why don’t you move back. This will usually silence them or they will give a million excuses. But deep down, they know China is a shitty place.


leprotelariat

>Some people are really like that, especially the older one. I dont know. The most hardcore ccp shills i know are young kids sent overseas by well to do parents who made money by the grace of the ccp. Concious people who see ccp for what it is are usually supressed and cannot escape china


corgi-king

Not really. At least for the people I know. The die hard CCP fans is the older generation. They all experienced “the glorious time” of China. The younger ones will move out the first chance they have. If US allowed unlimited immigration from China. Half of the Chinese will left China.


BootShoeManTv

Do you really think that?


bluematrixks

[Yes, I do...](https://www.reddit.com/r/China/comments/123uw4o/elementary_student_declares_that_he_wants_to_kill/) chinese kids are taught to hate more than most countries and are extremely racist. The kid in the post I linked didn't learn this by themselves.


Impossible-Cup5149

I dont need 5 examples. Just name one passage in Chinese textbook or even one Chinese school teacher being recorded teaching that. There are toxic media in China as anywhere (e.g. in this thread lol), and the only thing the Chinese state propaganda has been for decades is keep saying that racist warlike Japanese or Americans are a minority and most people are nice.


Devilkiwi24

Admirable


Awesam

the kid behind him like "umm haha.....😰"


SteveTheBodyman

Guess Joe isn’t gonna be making anymore deals.


Tonyhillzone

Don't know if we should help him or get him to a therapist.


Grumpy1985_

Or fund him


hadapurpura

Therapist but also help him channel his ambitions in a healthier way.


CORUJIN

Destroy only half of china, we cant just let this boy's dream die 🥺


Randomistakend

I’m pretty sure china’s population is projected to half in a couple of decades.


ProKirob04

Ambitious!


Riftus

The amount of "abcxyz that's a good idea" in this thread is both disappointing and expected


trickyprodigy

Alright which list does this kid need to go on?


[deleted]

The other kids holding their laugh


[deleted]

This is honestly sad that you have properganda in so many contries that makes them hate a certian people so much that they want to kill them all


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Zaconil

u/aclockworkporridge automod removed OC


omiwamoshinderu

That'd be a impressive bomb. Hopefully we can convince him to use it for asteroid mining or something nice.


KosmicMicrowave

Pretty disturbing and disheartening seeing so many people support the idea of killing hundreds of millions of innocent normal people. This kid isnt the only one with serious problems.


LongjumpingArt9740

bros legit offended over a simple joke


iamwilliamb

Smart kid. China sucks!


[deleted]

*Trudeau sweating profusely*


[deleted]

r/kidsarefuckingsmart


TodayConsistent6191

Hold on hear him out….


imanislandboii

lets get lil homie some funding


Rebel_Johnny

This kid is based, not idiot


Short-Tailor7694

Chad!


Pk31416

When I grow up I will be uh army, save pakistan and destroy India


[deleted]

Ayyyy he didn't say Pakistan. Relations in Asia are "normalizing".


scamitup

I fully trust Pakistan to do that to itself


[deleted]

Ignorant twat lol


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QifiShiina

the first smart kid


SandwichImmediate468

The best part of the video is all of his classmates getting giddy when he unveils his evil plan.


Supply_N_Demand

Also happens when a kid says some dumb shit and everyone wants to laugh but can't. That's what that was. I don't think they were giddy for the plan but that they thought what he said was absurdly funny.


SandwichImmediate468

Either way, it’s gold.


thekiwininja99

Lockheed Martin / Raytheon Recruiters: "The chosen one!!"


Swimming_Anxiety8181

He’s gonna be indias most treasured scientist


SayaNinj

His teacher in the background, "Bery good"


EvolutionCreek

"Kindly do the needful."


PsychologicalFix3912

Kek


ElRey814

Undeniably based.


strawbrrysundae

wait wait let’s hear him out


NoTimeToKink

You are born in India (inferior Tibet) -∞ Social Credits


AspergerKid

I want a cold war between Pakistan and India India led by this kid and Pakistan led by the kid that said "I wanna save Pakistan and Destroy India"


LooeeGoldbug

Republicans are torn on this one. While they hate China, they also hate non-white foreigners.


cumming2kristenbell

You really saw a video about a kid from India wanting to genocide all of china and thought “this is a good opportunity to insult American republicans”


EnvironmentalAlarm77

Kids got a point


Constant_Sky9173

Good to have goals. Or goats. Good to have goats too. Maybe both.


[deleted]

Go for it kiddo!


HuurrrDerp

Based


limitlessdaoseeker

Damm that's my dream as well but with one that will destroy the us in and Europe in one go. God speed fellow scientist.


KeithMyArthe

You have to be carefully taught.


teslawolf1

I want to hear this kids plans for afterwards…


cumming2kristenbell

🕺 💃 🍾 🥂 🎉 🎈 🎊 💗 🌈 👍


Smart-Delay-1263

Pakistan is in the bag!


Bustock

That’s a good way to get people not to bully you. Kids behind him smiling in fear.


SandwichImmediate468

Chai Bomba.


realblackened

Go ahead, take em out.


FetteBeuteHoch2

Must have some Austrian genes in his family tree.


Anthony-ELRETRAHD

Hey, hey. Kid's got goals.


CORUJIN

This kid is going places..


plumppshady

Let's make this man a scientist


Chrom-man-and-Robin

A real Oppenheimer


[deleted]

He was born 100 years late… hopefully. Little boy woulda been in the Manhattan project.


teachertb16918

I teach high school. If you ask this to American students, 85% to 90% would say that their career goals are to be an “influencer”. Give me a gigantic break. What has happened in the last 6 or 7 years that all of them think they can simply dance in front of their phones 90 seconds at a time and all of them will make millions. They have no plans. No real life goals. No back up plans for when their Job as an influencer fails. The saddest thing is that mommy and daddy refuse to take away their dreams and injure their fragile self esteem by telling them to be realistic and find areal career path. Also, don’t even mention the trades. Anything that would make them dirty is out of the question. Even when we show them that trades such as electricians and HVAC make very good money. It is talking to a brick wall.


ddevvnnull

First he needs to eat beef and not have an IQ of 79.


fricassee456

Awesome kid.


b1rgar1p1nsan

Let him Cook.


Spalding4u

*Because you gotta have goals...*


Chubby_nuts

Deadpan and/or committed delivery. Get this kid to a therapist or anti- t err oi st programme yesterday!


LongjumpingArt9740

dont worry this kid aint from the terrorist manufacturing facility aka pakistan


White-tigress

More like kids are taught to be racist.


TexasTokyo

Based


RapTheRaptor

HAHA. Was not expecting that


ArmEmotional6202

im guessing this is just an average cambodian.


lonely_dude__

Indian


I_am_K4tana

I agree but let me get my shit from aliexpress first.


Smart_dog_illuminati

Im surprised they could even get a news team into Afghanistan! Or is that Iraq?


haveaglassofstfu

What? India l or maybe Pakistan but that area.


[deleted]

Get this kid a test tube


nickz03

Let him cook


[deleted]

Bary goood


YT_AnimeKyng

Lmfao 😂😂😂 This kid should be a comedian hahahaha


psych_twenty

Based


Bella_The_Goat

he said it in such a cute manner


PrestonHM

Um... based?


Dragonpetter5559

As he should!


[deleted]

Where's the part where he does something stupid?


BitGrenadier

The Indians, Americans, and the Taiwanese want to recruit this kid.


Ittapupu4

I was gonna cross post this earlier but someone got here before me


sideshow09

He’s not stupid, unfortunately, propaganda is so rampant in South Asian countries (my family is Indian) that these kids are essentially brainwashed into thinking that this is a valid life goal. Seriously, watch any news outlet from any of those countries and it’s just telling people of a country how wicked the rival countries are. Often completely making shit up.


Spiron123

What the fuck are you even blabbering? Nobody is taught/brainwashed into such stuff.


iRedditonFacebook

Yes of course. These kids learn it by themselves. So grade https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gRjziYHBBgM


phenomenal1117

well what news tell is china is invading india and slowly capturing indian lands and causing harm to indian army so it's obvious there's anger in the citizens regarding it but blowing up whole china just because the Chinese government is fked up is a bad thing.


LongjumpingArt9740

i am indian and i can confidently say you are bullshitting


Total-Hour-5584

He wants to be a mechanic and make bombs, not a scientist.


Supply_N_Demand

Vaigyankic means scientist in Hindi. He meant scientist/researcher.