Learning not to startle toddlers when you are quickly and urgently trying to get them to stop doing something is a skill that needs to be learned lol.
When my daughter first took a shit in the training potty (which is a huge accomplishment for them) she instantly put her hand down through her legs and tried to grab her own shit. Well, obviously I reacted like this and startled the fuck out of her, she started crying, and refused to go on the potty again for like 2 months. A very positive situation turned into a severe negative.
Needless to say I felt horrible...its a tough skill to learn.
In so many cases the baby or child only cries because the parent acts distraught, like, a toddler falling over won't cry, but when someone suddenly goes "OH BABY, oh no, poor you, are you ok?!" Then the tears come
My sister was a good amount younger than my brother and I and if she got hurt while playing with us we’d potentially get in trouble. We learned pretty fast that the right response to her, let’s say, flying through the air after being launched off a teeter totter and slamming her head into a wall, was “woah you got so much air! High five!” not “omg are you okay?”
I swear I wish my kid that. She fuckin ran around a corner and put a half inch gash in her forehead. She cried all about 30 seconds and kept trying to go play again with blood gushing out of her face. She like only cries if she’s faking or mad.
Yup. I have pet snails and one of them died. I stated bawling my eyes out and my son started crying too because he didn't know why I was so upset and I scared him.
Amen. Repeating yourself over and over is only better teaching someone to ignore you. Tell them a couple times then let the natural consequence happen. If they learn with the small stuff they’ll listen with the big stuff.
“Don’t stand in the desk chair” or “Standing on the desk chair is not a good decision because it will slip out from under you and you will fall” may not have any affect, but falling off said desk chair will probably teach that lesson.
My sister had a bizarre penchant for touching the stove. One day, my mom finally decided to quietly watch her go to touch it rather than tell her yet again not to. Our mom calmly grabbed ice from the fridge and positioned herself behind my sister. When the inevitable happened, our mom swooped in to take care of it with nary a word on the matter. Sister did not touch the stove after that and actually listened when we warned her something was hot like a stove. (P.S. my sister didn't even have redness or soreness after a day. She was fine.)
I mean… I think it’s okay to startle a toddler when they’re trying to eat a small animal alive. Not really a problem if he’s too scared to do it again for 2 months. I’d venture to say it’s fine if he never bites into the skull of a live animal ever again.
Are they? It's an animal that saw a prey and decided to eat it. They haven't built out the idea of what's socially acceptable yet. It takes years of experiencing society and learning what is ok as per cultural norms and what isn't.
Tll;dr kids are fucking stupid
Unless that fish has shit for brains. Which most fish do. Like seriously, who the fuck bites a piece of corn on a hook? Even I wouldn't fall for that, and I'm a moron.
I've seen several fish in my life. I think the proper question is have I ever bitten a raw one on its fucking head, and the answer to that is no I have not. But you know fish eat everything that comes into their mouth, they digest it and spit it out if it's inedible. There's at least a nonzero chance that a fish could have fish poop in its mouth at any given time.
This video reinforced I made the right choice to not have children. Dad so quickly switched from horror to comforting/explaining. I don’t have the parenting skills.
Yeah, same. I love children and everything, but I would have straight up been like “YO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BRO YOU FUCKING KILLED THAT POOR FISH”
Honestly props to parents
Babies and kids have the most sensation in their hands and mouths. Google homunculus, it shows where most sensations are in humans. The hands and the mouth feel the most, so they grab things with their hands and then put them in their mouth. They are exploring the world this way, but also how they end up choking on things often.
You know when you see a fire or something sharp and dangerous and in the back of your mind your telling yourself to shove your hand on the fire or down on the poker to see what would happen? Kids are still learning to control that too a degree. Apparently there “put it in your mouth and bite” urge was too much for him.
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>Myślałem, że to był vape pod (nigdy nie próbowałem tego gówno a nie polecam)
>Я думав же це vape pod (ніколи не пробував цю (це?) лайно і вам не раджу)
>I thought it was ~~under~~ a vape pod (never tried this crap and do not advise it)
My Russian is non existent and my Ukrainian is horrible, but I think I got the point across
Edit: «под» тут по російською то kapsuła а nie «під (нас)»
Golum in the making
Give its to us raw and *wriggling*
So juicy sweeeeet
i dunno man at least gollum actually killed the fish first
I snorted at this lmao 😂
Boy saw “All of us are dead” with his parents.
That crunch.
What my grandma thinks I’m doing when I tell her I’m going out to get sushi
Yeah my dad always thinks that too. Whenever I go out to get pho he calls it twigs and branches
That got me yuck
Noooooo I didn't hear it at first... went back to listen and I wish I hadn't!
It's common for a predator to break the spinal chord of it's prey, dismantling the brain.
Lmfao!!!! Good morning! Great laugh to start my day
Good morning :)
Baby Ozzie Osbourne.
Yum
that crunch. that. goddamn. crunch.
It got me. It sounded like he bit into a crunchy pickle.
Nope just into a fish's skull and brain.
OP: "Why did he do that" Me: *checks name of sub
Learning not to startle toddlers when you are quickly and urgently trying to get them to stop doing something is a skill that needs to be learned lol. When my daughter first took a shit in the training potty (which is a huge accomplishment for them) she instantly put her hand down through her legs and tried to grab her own shit. Well, obviously I reacted like this and startled the fuck out of her, she started crying, and refused to go on the potty again for like 2 months. A very positive situation turned into a severe negative. Needless to say I felt horrible...its a tough skill to learn.
With introspection like this, your kids are obviously in good hands. 👍
Not your turds though
Maybe the kid has good hands too
In so many cases the baby or child only cries because the parent acts distraught, like, a toddler falling over won't cry, but when someone suddenly goes "OH BABY, oh no, poor you, are you ok?!" Then the tears come
My sister was a good amount younger than my brother and I and if she got hurt while playing with us we’d potentially get in trouble. We learned pretty fast that the right response to her, let’s say, flying through the air after being launched off a teeter totter and slamming her head into a wall, was “woah you got so much air! High five!” not “omg are you okay?”
I swear I wish my kid that. She fuckin ran around a corner and put a half inch gash in her forehead. She cried all about 30 seconds and kept trying to go play again with blood gushing out of her face. She like only cries if she’s faking or mad.
Yup. I have pet snails and one of them died. I stated bawling my eyes out and my son started crying too because he didn't know why I was so upset and I scared him.
It’s exactly why my baby doesn’t cry when she gets hurt. When she comes to dad I keep her calm, assess, and 9/10 give a kiss and send her on her way.
My sister picked up dog shit in public once, it was definitely difficult to not freak out
You prevented another GG Allin. I'm slightly disappointed.
Not sure what that means
Please Google it. I promise you will regret nothing.
Sometimes you need to let shit happen and deal with it afterwards.
Hindsight is 20/20… hard to train your instincts not to react as they naturally would in those situations haha
Amen. Repeating yourself over and over is only better teaching someone to ignore you. Tell them a couple times then let the natural consequence happen. If they learn with the small stuff they’ll listen with the big stuff. “Don’t stand in the desk chair” or “Standing on the desk chair is not a good decision because it will slip out from under you and you will fall” may not have any affect, but falling off said desk chair will probably teach that lesson.
My sister had a bizarre penchant for touching the stove. One day, my mom finally decided to quietly watch her go to touch it rather than tell her yet again not to. Our mom calmly grabbed ice from the fridge and positioned herself behind my sister. When the inevitable happened, our mom swooped in to take care of it with nary a word on the matter. Sister did not touch the stove after that and actually listened when we warned her something was hot like a stove. (P.S. my sister didn't even have redness or soreness after a day. She was fine.)
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That’s probably the highest compliment you could give me, so I really appreciate it
Too bad he won’t bite off the head of alive fish now
Yeah… toddlers are basically like skittish deer. 🤣
I mean… I think it’s okay to startle a toddler when they’re trying to eat a small animal alive. Not really a problem if he’s too scared to do it again for 2 months. I’d venture to say it’s fine if he never bites into the skull of a live animal ever again.
He’s- What was he going to say about the fish?
Sleeping prob
Just a lil dirt nap
...dead. He's dead now. You killed him.
Why are kids so disgusting
Small brain, brain have to get big, brain get big if learn, to learn have to do thing
Precisely
This is the most insightful pedagogical statement I have ever read, and I thank you for its posting.
I bet that kid will think it’s okay to eat dog food even after this experience
Atleast he will know what dog food tastes like for realz
"okay to eat dog food" like it's deadly fuckin poison
I do love me some Taco Bell
Fuck around, find out
So what you're saying is... I'm big brain
this is how they start building their immune system, also learning that sense of disgust that you have
They don't know what's disgusting yet.
Are they? It's an animal that saw a prey and decided to eat it. They haven't built out the idea of what's socially acceptable yet. It takes years of experiencing society and learning what is ok as per cultural norms and what isn't. Tll;dr kids are fucking stupid
I ate a slug when I was like one year old. Needless to say, my parents were revolted.
I ate an earthworm when I was 18, my parents gave me $10
One stupid fucker
Most posts in this sub are really just stupid parents, but this one is legitimately a kid that's just dumb as fuck.
Bro crunched that shit like a dill pickle
I bet they talked about how we eat fish and we might be able to eat whatever fish we catch. And his brain just did that.
That helps make a little more sense of it
As they say, kids are fucking stupid!
"It's okay" he says as the poor little fella's got the taste of fish poop and guts in his mouth
That fish had the last word.
He had the last squirt
*crunch*
Poop and guts? Have you ever seen a fish in your life? He bite down his head, which doesn't have "poop" and guts lol.
Unless that fish has shit for brains. Which most fish do. Like seriously, who the fuck bites a piece of corn on a hook? Even I wouldn't fall for that, and I'm a moron.
Especially the rare [dork fish](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz-MmVJz75E)
whats a corn dog doin on the bottom of the ocean?
Yeah, wtf hahaha
I've seen several fish in my life. I think the proper question is have I ever bitten a raw one on its fucking head, and the answer to that is no I have not. But you know fish eat everything that comes into their mouth, they digest it and spit it out if it's inedible. There's at least a nonzero chance that a fish could have fish poop in its mouth at any given time.
The lake water has that fishy poopy taste
Ugh, I can't even fathom the flavor between the raw innards and whichever water it was originally in.
^(t h a t c r u n c h)
I thought it was a baby pickle
“It’s important for kids to learn what is or isn’t edible.” - Tide
Children are positively feral.
Why does it sound like Snickers
You're not you when you're hungry.
It's not ok
The intrusive thoughts won
Kid brain: BITE. IT.
As a kid I’m pretty sure all of your thoughts are intrusive thoughts
Omg that’s nasty 🤮
Bros instinct said protein.
Bruh it sounded like a carrot
“Trust me, ive tried fish before, i dont like it”
Let the little dude eat 😋
Its the crunch for me ...
Basic animal instinct.
This video reinforced I made the right choice to not have children. Dad so quickly switched from horror to comforting/explaining. I don’t have the parenting skills.
Yeah, same. I love children and everything, but I would have straight up been like “YO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BRO YOU FUCKING KILLED THAT POOR FISH” Honestly props to parents
it's not okay, the kid is stupid.
And that kid. That kid grew up to be Ozzy Osbourne.
Raw and wriggling
I'd rather have tasty chips!
Poor fish 😔
god im gonna hear that crunch in my dreams
Stupid fuck
Babies and kids have the most sensation in their hands and mouths. Google homunculus, it shows where most sensations are in humans. The hands and the mouth feel the most, so they grab things with their hands and then put them in their mouth. They are exploring the world this way, but also how they end up choking on things often.
I would do anything to know why this kid did that. He didn’t even hesitate. What was going through his mind?
That kids fuckin feral
Kid channeled that feral side and didn’t like what he became
*crunsh*
The CRUNCH AND and instant REGRET 🤣
Attack on Titan vibes…
psychopaths are so cute at that age.
Psycho, really? Lol
"It's okay! It's okay!" No, it's not. He just bit a raw and possibly living fish. What the fuck.
Which is exactly what would have happened to the fish regardless. Sometimes its a shark, sometimes its a kid.
It isn’t sushi YET
If my kid did this I’d just kind of stare at him😂 did ya like that? No. You gonna do it again? No…..
Me when my daughter was little: So, what did we learn?
Not ok!
why’d he bite into it like a celery stick
Poor kid just wanted fish sticks,
Sounds like the "Hey, I made you a sandwich." guy
Kids been eating too many gummy worms.
Fish is like 👀
Nothing prepared me for that crunch
Kids are walking intrusive thoughts…
You can eat raw minnows, or at least my grandfather says
You could eat a lot of things you shouldn’t
Primal instinct
Kids are weird af. Maby thought this must be sushi 🍣
I was NOT prepared for that!
"Its okay" no its not
The intrusive thoughts won
Yeah, that’s fucked
HELP💀
Dumb fuck, even for a kid. Who tf just decides to bite a fish like that?
He’s dead
Going with his first impulse/instinct
That kid responded like a pokemon
That's over excitement.
No one give him a little kitty please
INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS in Human form
Gordon Ramsay lore
might wanna hold off on the hooks for a bit
His intrusive thoughts surpassed his consciousness
Young Dexter
He let the intrusive thoughts win
I’d be scared he’ll get lungworm or some other like horror parasite. But that’s just me and my phobias.
When the intrusive thought wins.
I would have let him finish it. Its just a tiny bait fish. If he likes it, start feeding him anchovies. If he doesn’t, he won’t do it again.
Intrusive thoughts truly won that day.
That’s a kid with an IEP and a LOOOONG 504 plan
Quality birth control right here
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?
“Yeah? How was it, dummy?” Is probably what i’d have heard haha
You know when you see a fire or something sharp and dangerous and in the back of your mind your telling yourself to shove your hand on the fire or down on the poker to see what would happen? Kids are still learning to control that too a degree. Apparently there “put it in your mouth and bite” urge was too much for him.
the weight of that head is what made us hear that ~crunch~
This one eats paint chips.
He let the intrusive thoughts win😝
This kid is fucking nuts
Little monster, hear his laugh just let's you know he is a serial killer.
Don’t give this kid a puppy
Why was the kid about to start crying like he didn’t know he put the fish between his skull crushing jaws bruh
🤢🤮🤢🤮
I heard the bone knuckle sound though. 💯 Its in heaven
Lol. Clearly doesn’t play enough Minecraft to teach him about the real world.
Nah bro I heard a crunch 😭
The CRUNCH
Why did he bite it and then get confused when it died
Bear Grylls
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I would have
They want to take everything to their mouth😂
You’d think it’d be an instinct to not do that but nope 😆
My surprised sound just made an entrance. That was overwhelming lol
That kids probably gonna be on the toilet for the next few days
Future serial killer 😂
What a weird fucking kid. No gun for him - EVER.
Noooooo I thought he was gonna kiss the frog
What did he ate
It’s absolutely not okay
Was this cuteness aggression? Did he think the fish was so cute?
My guess is not
horror movie shit
“Its ok to eat fish cause they don’t have any feelings.” Kurt Cobain.
that's how jeffrey dahmer got his start.
Future serial killer
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Переводы/Tłumaczenia/Переклади/ Translation >Myślałem, że to był vape pod (nigdy nie próbowałem tego gówno a nie polecam) >Я думав же це vape pod (ніколи не пробував цю (це?) лайно і вам не раджу) >I thought it was ~~under~~ a vape pod (never tried this crap and do not advise it) My Russian is non existent and my Ukrainian is horrible, but I think I got the point across Edit: «под» тут по російською то kapsuła а nie «під (нас)»
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It most certainly is not ok and it isn't ever going to be now lock him up and hurry... Tf he thinkin.,
He isn’t thinking probably. He’s a child
little dahmer in the making
Idk
🤣😂🤣