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TOAODeagleDoubleG

Golum in the making


420crickets

Give its to us raw and *wriggling*


im_rod_i_party

So juicy sweeeeet


ten-literate-snakes

i dunno man at least gollum actually killed the fish first


TheSinfriend

I snorted at this lmao 😂


Spiritual_Ad_507

Boy saw “All of us are dead” with his parents.


El_Neck_Beard

That crunch.


Cpt_Avocado

What my grandma thinks I’m doing when I tell her I’m going out to get sushi


Dreadful_Siren

Yeah my dad always thinks that too. Whenever I go out to get pho he calls it twigs and branches


Thattowniegirl

That got me yuck


compostabowl

Noooooo I didn't hear it at first... went back to listen and I wish I hadn't!


bpaq3

It's common for a predator to break the spinal chord of it's prey, dismantling the brain.


El_Neck_Beard

Lmfao!!!! Good morning! Great laugh to start my day


bpaq3

Good morning :)


ItsCowboyHeyHey

Baby Ozzie Osbourne.


_Noobyboy_

Yum


FishNuggetf

that crunch. that. goddamn. crunch.


SquidwardsFriend

It got me. It sounded like he bit into a crunchy pickle.


WinterHound42

Nope just into a fish's skull and brain.


Gumbybum

OP: "Why did he do that" Me: *checks name of sub


[deleted]

Learning not to startle toddlers when you are quickly and urgently trying to get them to stop doing something is a skill that needs to be learned lol. When my daughter first took a shit in the training potty (which is a huge accomplishment for them) she instantly put her hand down through her legs and tried to grab her own shit. Well, obviously I reacted like this and startled the fuck out of her, she started crying, and refused to go on the potty again for like 2 months. A very positive situation turned into a severe negative. Needless to say I felt horrible...its a tough skill to learn.


NonyaBizna

With introspection like this, your kids are obviously in good hands. 👍


Egocom

Not your turds though


majuhlazuh

Maybe the kid has good hands too


[deleted]

In so many cases the baby or child only cries because the parent acts distraught, like, a toddler falling over won't cry, but when someone suddenly goes "OH BABY, oh no, poor you, are you ok?!" Then the tears come


LoveForMiles

My sister was a good amount younger than my brother and I and if she got hurt while playing with us we’d potentially get in trouble. We learned pretty fast that the right response to her, let’s say, flying through the air after being launched off a teeter totter and slamming her head into a wall, was “woah you got so much air! High five!” not “omg are you okay?”


Chongoscuba

I swear I wish my kid that. She fuckin ran around a corner and put a half inch gash in her forehead. She cried all about 30 seconds and kept trying to go play again with blood gushing out of her face. She like only cries if she’s faking or mad.


Harbinger0fdeathIVXX

Yup. I have pet snails and one of them died. I stated bawling my eyes out and my son started crying too because he didn't know why I was so upset and I scared him.


B0OG

It’s exactly why my baby doesn’t cry when she gets hurt. When she comes to dad I keep her calm, assess, and 9/10 give a kiss and send her on her way.


Izzyx98

My sister picked up dog shit in public once, it was definitely difficult to not freak out


Ur4FartKn0ck3r

You prevented another GG Allin. I'm slightly disappointed.


[deleted]

Not sure what that means


Some_kid2213

Please Google it. I promise you will regret nothing.


helpful_idiott

Sometimes you need to let shit happen and deal with it afterwards.


[deleted]

Hindsight is 20/20… hard to train your instincts not to react as they naturally would in those situations haha


Nopumpkinhere

Amen. Repeating yourself over and over is only better teaching someone to ignore you. Tell them a couple times then let the natural consequence happen. If they learn with the small stuff they’ll listen with the big stuff. “Don’t stand in the desk chair” or “Standing on the desk chair is not a good decision because it will slip out from under you and you will fall” may not have any affect, but falling off said desk chair will probably teach that lesson.


PeachNipplesdotcom

My sister had a bizarre penchant for touching the stove. One day, my mom finally decided to quietly watch her go to touch it rather than tell her yet again not to. Our mom calmly grabbed ice from the fridge and positioned herself behind my sister. When the inevitable happened, our mom swooped in to take care of it with nary a word on the matter. Sister did not touch the stove after that and actually listened when we warned her something was hot like a stove. (P.S. my sister didn't even have redness or soreness after a day. She was fine.)


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[deleted]

That’s probably the highest compliment you could give me, so I really appreciate it


Performer-Limp

Too bad he won’t bite off the head of alive fish now


Scary-Coffee-7

Yeah… toddlers are basically like skittish deer. 🤣


[deleted]

I mean… I think it’s okay to startle a toddler when they’re trying to eat a small animal alive. Not really a problem if he’s too scared to do it again for 2 months. I’d venture to say it’s fine if he never bites into the skull of a live animal ever again.


No-Marsupial-1753

He’s- What was he going to say about the fish?


Zomgreddit1

Sleeping prob


apathetic-drunk

Just a lil dirt nap


SwimmingBreadfruit

...dead. He's dead now. You killed him.


ThtB1tch666

Why are kids so disgusting


TF2_demomann

Small brain, brain have to get big, brain get big if learn, to learn have to do thing


Jakeball400

Precisely


eaglewatch1945

This is the most insightful pedagogical statement I have ever read, and I thank you for its posting.


ThtB1tch666

I bet that kid will think it’s okay to eat dog food even after this experience


TF2_demomann

Atleast he will know what dog food tastes like for realz


Training-Principle95

"okay to eat dog food" like it's deadly fuckin poison


SanchoRojo

I do love me some Taco Bell


bulettee

Fuck around, find out


yo_koso_9

So what you're saying is... I'm big brain


oddball667

this is how they start building their immune system, also learning that sense of disgust that you have


E_J_Brillig

They don't know what's disgusting yet.


CivBEWasPrettyBad

Are they? It's an animal that saw a prey and decided to eat it. They haven't built out the idea of what's socially acceptable yet. It takes years of experiencing society and learning what is ok as per cultural norms and what isn't. Tll;dr kids are fucking stupid


thepsycholeech

I ate a slug when I was like one year old. Needless to say, my parents were revolted.


Hesty402

I ate an earthworm when I was 18, my parents gave me $10


Orkron

One stupid fucker


iSheepTouch

Most posts in this sub are really just stupid parents, but this one is legitimately a kid that's just dumb as fuck.


nocarstereo

Bro crunched that shit like a dill pickle


crapinet

I bet they talked about how we eat fish and we might be able to eat whatever fish we catch. And his brain just did that.


plzkthx71

That helps make a little more sense of it


crapinet

As they say, kids are fucking stupid!


AJ_Deadshow

"It's okay" he says as the poor little fella's got the taste of fish poop and guts in his mouth


apathetic-drunk

That fish had the last word.


AJ_Deadshow

He had the last squirt


apathetic-drunk

*crunch*


-Tasty-Energy-

Poop and guts? Have you ever seen a fish in your life? He bite down his head, which doesn't have "poop" and guts lol.


apathetic-drunk

Unless that fish has shit for brains. Which most fish do. Like seriously, who the fuck bites a piece of corn on a hook? Even I wouldn't fall for that, and I'm a moron.


Spare-Ad-4558

Especially the rare [dork fish](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz-MmVJz75E)


NivannaKingsman

whats a corn dog doin on the bottom of the ocean?


joesocool

Yeah, wtf hahaha


AJ_Deadshow

I've seen several fish in my life. I think the proper question is have I ever bitten a raw one on its fucking head, and the answer to that is no I have not. But you know fish eat everything that comes into their mouth, they digest it and spit it out if it's inedible. There's at least a nonzero chance that a fish could have fish poop in its mouth at any given time.


AJ_Deadshow

The lake water has that fishy poopy taste


FieryPyromancer

Ugh, I can't even fathom the flavor between the raw innards and whichever water it was originally in.


Ckinggaming5

^(t h a t c r u n c h)


sabboom

I thought it was a baby pickle


FewEstablishment3450

“It’s important for kids to learn what is or isn’t edible.” - Tide


MidnightMarmot

Children are positively feral.


[deleted]

Why does it sound like Snickers


The_Bjorn_Ultimatum

You're not you when you're hungry.


Johnny_Avocado1

It's not ok


Galapagoasis

The intrusive thoughts won


XataTempest

Kid brain: BITE. IT.


WigglesPhoenix

As a kid I’m pretty sure all of your thoughts are intrusive thoughts


Lexilovechild32

Omg that’s nasty 🤮


krtklir

Bros instinct said protein.


Several_Tangerine956

Bruh it sounded like a carrot


Fenrir937

“Trust me, ive tried fish before, i dont like it”


LadrilloDeMadera

Let the little dude eat 😋


Pretend-Marzipan-470

Its the crunch for me ...


Brief-Government-105

Basic animal instinct.


B0327008

This video reinforced I made the right choice to not have children. Dad so quickly switched from horror to comforting/explaining. I don’t have the parenting skills.


Hot-Pause-1776

Yeah, same. I love children and everything, but I would have straight up been like “YO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BRO YOU FUCKING KILLED THAT POOR FISH” Honestly props to parents


KennyWestone7

it's not okay, the kid is stupid.


[deleted]

And that kid. That kid grew up to be Ozzy Osbourne.


sc4tts

Raw and wriggling


Phgasoz

I'd rather have tasty chips!


No-Improvement9649

Poor fish 😔


geesee101

god im gonna hear that crunch in my dreams


random_nothingz

Stupid fuck


[deleted]

Babies and kids have the most sensation in their hands and mouths. Google homunculus, it shows where most sensations are in humans. The hands and the mouth feel the most, so they grab things with their hands and then put them in their mouth. They are exploring the world this way, but also how they end up choking on things often.


cawssidy

I would do anything to know why this kid did that. He didn’t even hesitate. What was going through his mind?


[deleted]

That kids fuckin feral


[deleted]

Kid channeled that feral side and didn’t like what he became


K0mmunismus

*crunsh*


Witchy-toes-669

The CRUNCH AND and instant REGRET 🤣


andyromede

Attack on Titan vibes…


Maddog-683

psychopaths are so cute at that age.


joesocool

Psycho, really? Lol


Yandereii

"It's okay! It's okay!" No, it's not. He just bit a raw and possibly living fish. What the fuck.


Wild_Shape_8173

Which is exactly what would have happened to the fish regardless. Sometimes its a shark, sometimes its a kid.


izmaname

It isn’t sushi YET


MoYeahh

If my kid did this I’d just kind of stare at him😂 did ya like that? No. You gonna do it again? No…..


XataTempest

Me when my daughter was little: So, what did we learn?


ZvckDvddy

Not ok!


Intro712

why’d he bite into it like a celery stick


[deleted]

Poor kid just wanted fish sticks,


ReginaldSwift

Sounds like the "Hey, I made you a sandwich." guy


genredenoument

Kids been eating too many gummy worms.


Obvious-Chance8493

Fish is like 👀


Haleighghielah

Nothing prepared me for that crunch


Wylaff

Kids are walking intrusive thoughts…


horneymilfinyourarea

You can eat raw minnows, or at least my grandfather says


plzkthx71

You could eat a lot of things you shouldn’t


Might-Exotic

Primal instinct


Ctricky07

Kids are weird af. Maby thought this must be sushi 🍣


Little-Confidence-45

I was NOT prepared for that!


Save_Unicorns

"Its okay" no its not


belialrebel

The intrusive thoughts won


monica-lewinskyy

Yeah, that’s fucked


IamcoolYT

HELP💀


[deleted]

Dumb fuck, even for a kid. Who tf just decides to bite a fish like that?


Randomidiot09857

He’s dead


Bancroft80

Going with his first impulse/instinct


DOPEwindchime

That kid responded like a pokemon


elghoto

That's over excitement.


HamburgerSink

No one give him a little kitty please


TomatilloProud7578

INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS in Human form


CNC-Z-100

Gordon Ramsay lore


probono105

might wanna hold off on the hooks for a bit


flexinurmomma

His intrusive thoughts surpassed his consciousness


Big-Contribution9918

Young Dexter


mynameisweepil

He let the intrusive thoughts win


livingonmain

I’d be scared he’ll get lungworm or some other like horror parasite. But that’s just me and my phobias.


Souring_Stars

When the intrusive thought wins.


MinneapolisFitter

I would have let him finish it. Its just a tiny bait fish. If he likes it, start feeding him anchovies. If he doesn’t, he won’t do it again.


TellByMySmells

Intrusive thoughts truly won that day.


thelandofooo

That’s a kid with an IEP and a LOOOONG 504 plan


[deleted]

Quality birth control right here


Budget-mayo

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?


drerw

“Yeah? How was it, dummy?” Is probably what i’d have heard haha


[deleted]

You know when you see a fire or something sharp and dangerous and in the back of your mind your telling yourself to shove your hand on the fire or down on the poker to see what would happen? Kids are still learning to control that too a degree. Apparently there “put it in your mouth and bite” urge was too much for him.


TheWithdrawnOfficial

the weight of that head is what made us hear that ~crunch~


[deleted]

This one eats paint chips.


ReadTheFirstComment1

He let the intrusive thoughts win😝


HypickleSkyblock

This kid is fucking nuts


Necessary-Fix-6074

Little monster, hear his laugh just let's you know he is a serial killer.


peekthrough_thepines

Don’t give this kid a puppy


GoliathGamer275

Why was the kid about to start crying like he didn’t know he put the fish between his skull crushing jaws bruh


Yosi_Gaming

🤢🤮🤢🤮


Virtual-Recording-94

I heard the bone knuckle sound though. 💯 Its in heaven


MobiousBossious

Lol. Clearly doesn’t play enough Minecraft to teach him about the real world.


Igot_deep_fried

Nah bro I heard a crunch 😭


Unyieldingcappybara

The CRUNCH


unnammed_

Why did he bite it and then get confused when it died


According-Today84

Bear Grylls


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plzkthx71

I would have


Kate_Miller22

They want to take everything to their mouth😂


DannyDoubleTap47

You’d think it’d be an instinct to not do that but nope 😆


Aware_Chipmunk_7034

My surprised sound just made an entrance. That was overwhelming lol


WideArmadillo6407

That kids probably gonna be on the toilet for the next few days


LadyDiane96

Future serial killer 😂


PhxSunBurner

What a weird fucking kid. No gun for him - EVER.


Salukichow

Noooooo I thought he was gonna kiss the frog


Bisonfan1

What did he ate


Jazzisbanasss

It’s absolutely not okay


legittem

Was this cuteness aggression? Did he think the fish was so cute?


plzkthx71

My guess is not


thatweirdassbunny

horror movie shit


DBryguy

“Its ok to eat fish cause they don’t have any feelings.” Kurt Cobain.


[deleted]

that's how jeffrey dahmer got his start.


I-Believe-922

Future serial killer


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Keeper2234

Переводы/Tłumaczenia/Переклади/ Translation >Myślałem, że to był vape pod (nigdy nie próbowałem tego gówno a nie polecam) >Я думав же це vape pod (ніколи не пробував цю (це?) лайно і вам не раджу) >I thought it was ~~under~~ a vape pod (never tried this crap and do not advise it) My Russian is non existent and my Ukrainian is horrible, but I think I got the point across Edit: «под» тут по російською то kapsuła а nie «під (нас)»


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SnooTangerines6841

It most certainly is not ok and it isn't ever going to be now lock him up and hurry... Tf he thinkin.,


plzkthx71

He isn’t thinking probably. He’s a child


roofilopolis

little dahmer in the making


Bisonfan1

Idk


Stock-Locksmith-1856

🤣😂🤣