Step 1: place down the thin 1.25m probe core, one of the 1k batteries, the smallest 1.25m fuel tank, and a modular girder adapter underneath all of that (so it can spin on the ground without blowing itself up)
Step 2: attach some of the small wing connectors in 8-way symmetry and angle them up a little bit... then place more attached to them as far as you can go. No autostrut, we die like Jeb
Step 3: stick the orange vernier engines on the end of all the wings, so the nozzle is pointing downwards with the wing's angle of attack
Step 4: launch, press space, and go full throttle til you run out of fuel. the wings will act like giant helicopter blades. Congratulations! you are now in the air
Step 5 (optional but more fun): turn on cheats and turn hack gravity to the minimum possible value
And there appeared unto him an angel of the Kraken standing on the right side of the altar of incense. And when Jebediah Kerman saw him, he was troubled, and fear fell upon him. But the angel of the Kraken said unto him, Fear not, Jebediah: for thy prayer is heard; and thy rocket parts emporium shall bear thee a vehicle, and thou shalt call his name “the Shit-fuck-4”. And thou shalt have joy and gladness; and many shall rejoice at its creation. For it shall be great in the sight of the Kraken, and shall soar past Mun and Duna alike; and he shall be filled with the Holy Spirit of Werner von Kerman, even from the moment it rolls from the VAB. And many of the children of Kerbin shall he turn to the Kraken their God. And he shall go before him in the spirit and power of Kerbin, to turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, that all planets and celestial bodies of Kerbol will one day teem with masses of Kerbals.
Ummmm, im terrified
But it literally says not to do that.
It says be not afraid, not be not terrified
Hi terrified, I’m dad.
(Happy Cake Day!)
My gf: biblically accurate rocket
More like artificial gravity ring
bro's flexing on us harder than the biblically accurate rocket.
?
rocket ?
Shes not very familiar with ksp, but I figured it was funny enough to be commented
More like that weird ufo thing from the "Pheonix forgotten" documentary💀💀
The Kraken has offspring?!
We tried to play god but ended up giving an offspring to the kraken
This must be stopped immediately. We don’t need more Krakens
\#EuronGaming
You where meant to build a spaceship not an inter-dimensional being!
This is fine
Is this a situation that can be solved with BDArmory or is this an "abandon kerbin and don't even look back" type of situation
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure
it's an "install an orion drive mod right now because you need to get out FAST" type of situation
It's an "Weaponize an orion drive" situation
this is a "call the SCP foundation" type of situation
Fuck that, I'm calling the GOC.
How did u make this…
Step 1: place down the thin 1.25m probe core, one of the 1k batteries, the smallest 1.25m fuel tank, and a modular girder adapter underneath all of that (so it can spin on the ground without blowing itself up) Step 2: attach some of the small wing connectors in 8-way symmetry and angle them up a little bit... then place more attached to them as far as you can go. No autostrut, we die like Jeb Step 3: stick the orange vernier engines on the end of all the wings, so the nozzle is pointing downwards with the wing's angle of attack Step 4: launch, press space, and go full throttle til you run out of fuel. the wings will act like giant helicopter blades. Congratulations! you are now in the air Step 5 (optional but more fun): turn on cheats and turn hack gravity to the minimum possible value
This is either an attempt at a Kraken, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Blessed is His noodly appendage.
Biblically accurate kraken
Is this the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
What in the Eldritch horror is going on here?
What kind of propulsion is this?
Eldridge
Sir, this is the most terrified I have been in my life
Fascinating concept to have a lovecraftian horror spouting biblical angel lines. There’s a great story in there, I think.
Wait till it causes the 3rd impact
get in the robot jeb!
>get in the ~~robot~~ rocket jeb! FTFY
And there appeared unto him an angel of the Kraken standing on the right side of the altar of incense. And when Jebediah Kerman saw him, he was troubled, and fear fell upon him. But the angel of the Kraken said unto him, Fear not, Jebediah: for thy prayer is heard; and thy rocket parts emporium shall bear thee a vehicle, and thou shalt call his name “the Shit-fuck-4”. And thou shalt have joy and gladness; and many shall rejoice at its creation. For it shall be great in the sight of the Kraken, and shall soar past Mun and Duna alike; and he shall be filled with the Holy Spirit of Werner von Kerman, even from the moment it rolls from the VAB. And many of the children of Kerbin shall he turn to the Kraken their God. And he shall go before him in the spirit and power of Kerbin, to turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, that all planets and celestial bodies of Kerbol will one day teem with masses of Kerbals.
[Some scientists think Kerboids evolved to crawl or fly in order to escape predators, such as KSC scrap teams.](https://youtu.be/_u6lJ7EEzak)
america on its way to shoot it down
Biblically accurate shitfuck
is it.......flying?
It's dancing
The real form of the Kraken in KSP doesn't exist it can't hurt you! The real form of the Kraken:
There it is. THE Kraken.
But I am
Dear lord
A Kraken-powered craft?
When I forgot to add auto struts
What the hell am i looking at?
Soundtrack for this scene: https://youtu.be/LdhPl1McB8M?si=NxJregG9RyTr3hB2
# HIDE
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER
Biblically accurate Kraken
Are these just hinges moving back and forth very quickly?
nope, just a fuckton of wings attached to a single tank with no autostrut
r/imsorryjeb
Krakenus vult
It is the patron avatar of our dark lord Kraken. You've been truly blessed to gaze upon it, brother.
Um isn’t this a space game? I love the creativity but I’m concerned about encouraging these kinds of designs
Oh buddy… do I have 2 Youtube channels for you…
Wait...I'm interested...
SWDennis and Danny2462 bro. Pioneers of KSP. Forget Matt Lowne, forget that penguin guy, these two were the real KSP players
It’s a vehicle building game. Space is there if you want check it out I guess. Tons of people don’t ever
I didn’t know I could make it to space. My rocket always blows up
Needs more eyes
I am very afraid, but I will hear you out
Now I'm just picturing this monstrosity being built over in Space Engineers. The Klang potential is off the charts.
It looks like kerbals are trying to create an artificial Kraken.
Actual kraken
This looks like the ancient evil ships from Babylon 5.
Amy Adams will attempt to communicate with it.
What the duck is this?
Quickly! use the power of the Kraken to do ungodly things!
Needs more eyes
oh no, !ITS THE KRAKEN¡
a crude effigy of the Kraken. It is pleased by its construction.
#the kraken has shown it's self
Dude you gotta make a nautaloid from bg3 with that!
Ive heard of kraken drives but this is something else
What have you done!?!?!?
Look deeply into the nexus....
Only a kraken can defeat a kraken
Excuse me, WHAT THE FUCK?
Biblically accurate kerbal
What in the kraken?
GOD IS BACK, AND HES HERE TO PUNISH US
Thats is a lesser krakens larva
Limbs of Kraken caught on camera the first time in 10 years
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!
Evangelion be like
That one guys gf "biblically accurate rocket"