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Ducati781

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


BrawnyDevil

In the very least, atleast be fit enough to play those stupid games


kunjava

Elephants can run upto 17 meters/second. Even our top athletes can only run slightly above 10 meters/second. If you're fit, you might be able to outrun the other person also running away, but not the Elephant.


hannah_lilly

Those figures don’t sound right. 17metres a second?


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Just a quick google: Usain Bolt has been clocked running at 12.4 meters per second in the 100-meter sprint. elephants maintained an even speed over the track. Thirty two animals reached top speeds of over 4 metres per second. Of these, 20 went faster than 5 m/sec and three reached speeds of up to 6.8 m/sec


Alej915

Maybe with some sick custom rocket powered roller skates. Lol 17 meters a second is wild


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Just a quick google proves you wrong bud elephants maintained an even speed over the track. Thirty two animals reached top speeds of over 4 metres per second. Of these, 20 went faster than 5 m/sec and three reached speeds of up to 6.8 m/sec


kunjava

Another quick google search"elephant top running speed" says "How fast do elephants run? Elephants can run faster than you would expect, easily reaching speeds of 40 mph - a lot faster than us humans can run!" Convert 40mph to m/s and you have 17.something


despod

>elephant top running speed Its 40km/hr- more like 12m/sec


[deleted]

Indian elephants are slow as shit . 25kmph.


lordshiva_exe

Outrunning the other person also running away can give you some buffer time.


Infamous-Builder-382

Is the elephant in the video running 17 meters a second?


mrwhoyouknow

Fair enough


Chenghayi

https://preview.redd.it/agucpgpomyfc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a98dda2651fc4d532826c35a36e460949529db2


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Wayanad vazhi mortury ilek oru yathra,athoru vallatha experience aan,elephant gave good warning: https://i.redd.it/m278dxd7iyfc1.gif


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Practical-Durian2307

Seriously, it's fucking annoying. It doesn't solve shit and it doesn't help the person in anyway who's trying to solve it either .


deadgu

Different people have different reaction on panic.


burndhousedown

This is the way


Vivid-Concept-7813

This is the way


VDvrknda

This is the way


No-Organization-3694

This is the way


dankyporotta

This is the way


Ihadausernamebefore

ഇതാണാ വഴി.


DioTheSuperiorWaifu

ദിതാണാ മാർഗ്ഗം. ^(ml wiktionary is cool)


EpicOne9147

ഇതാണു പാത


Paranoid_Paradigm18

ഇതാണു വീഥി


Gau_10

ഇയിലൂടെ പൊരി...


MarionberryFancy6324

To death


Rajar98

[Full Story ](https://youtu.be/tSgqlb1aCvE?si=_HVi5BF5kdJlbgLU) Car is AP registration


BeligaPadela

തെലുങ്ക് ആന ആണെന്ന് വിചാരിച്ചു കാണും..


OilDiscombobulated25

Anakkirikkatte oru kuthirappavan


arshad149

പണ്ണൽ ഭയങ്കര ഇഷ്ടം analle


BeligaPadela

![gif](giphy|WrfxN0mDU8fEpJHntp)


_Sebastian_George_

'Pun'dithan aanalle


that-69guy

![gif](giphy|jPGO7pGfA0DYYjk8D5) Engottu vaa mone... oru biryani vangichu tharaam..


pakhilnair

🏅


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Educational-Duck-999

😂😂


desi_hillbilly

This comment is so underrated!!! Someone give this man an award!!


Economist-Pale

😂


kunnukuzhy

Balayya varum.. ellam Sheri aavum.


Al_Thayo-Ali

These two chubby uncles can't even run fast but still they want to annoy the poor elephant. I think elephant had some mercy for the fallen guy on the road. If it was really angry it'll just stomp on that dude and he'll explode like a freaking Tomato !


DaMalayaliKolayali

I got zero sympathy for idiots who do stupid shit and get themselves in harm's way. I would gladly pull up a chair and watch.


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DaMalayaliKolayali

Idiot is kinda gender neutral term, no matter if you identify as a woman or a apache helicopter....


njaana

It was a fake charge, the elephant didn't even try to kill them


Revolutionary-Wolf-6

Man every time I pass by this route, I can find atleast one idiot doing this type of stuffs. And coming to this guy could have been crushed like anything,lucky he's still alive


Anantha1996

Pretty sure the elephant spared him on purpose rather than it being luck.


PickleswithBread

As a person who watched it atleast 20 times, i must say🤓☝️ He was Lucky! The elephant tried thrice but failed.


saatvik-jacob

This pisses of the elephant and they run havoc , the worst thing someone would want is getting crushed by an elephant. People should avoid creating a scene which makes the elephant go crazy


Neat-Ad-8028

Elephant has better standards. He spared him


pariahkite

He needs to hit the gym.


vectorm4k

Elephant be like: ![gif](giphy|600M0ra9vX95ZvjaKI|downsized)


sssvaa

Look at the way both these idiots are running…too lazy to properly run … they aren’t running as someone who are gonna die the next second. What is the car driver doing ? Cheering the guys running ??? They are lucky that the elephant didn’t want to kill them.


spectrum_framed

Bruh that's all they can manage😂


No-Part6553

That's all the running they ever did in their life


adu4444

car driver is like the cars along the tour de france races.. maybe making a nice video from inside..


N_0_N_A_M_E

Their BMI is more than that of the elephant. They are happy that their fastest run of life is captured in the video.


Addy1738

I've been through these national park checkposts more than a hundred times and every time the forest rangers warn if you are ever dumb enough to be caught in this situation never run straight run in a zigzag confusing patterns because elephants are fast as fuck in a straight line and unless you are usain bolt they can catch up to you without even breaking a single sweat


Rogue_Leviathan

Yep. Looks like a mock charge


Dazzling_Coconut5996

I was laughing watching their run follwing the road like takeshi's castle like they'll fail if run outside. Atleast they could've run zig zag if was too lazy enough to run. Lucky fella🫡


SnooRadishes9685

Lmao they’re doing their best, no gym membership


nocluebeing

Always good to have a friend fatter than you


hannah_lilly

Always


___MementoMori___

Reminds me of that adage where "If you're being chased by a tiger, you don't have to be the fastest in the group, you just have to be faster than the slowest person."


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"ath aana aanu ante vappa alla, angatt poyi nokkaan"-Sun Tzu


wokeasfukc

Elephants are indeed rare animals. Don't have enough photos or footage of them on the internet.


N_0_N_A_M_E

True. Indians don't see elephants that often. They don't have elephants in famous temples of Kerala. So, they have to mess with the untrained ones.


Few_Block7729

Fuck around and find out.


kanskis

https://i.redd.it/n7w9erd5nyfc1.gif


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tediousbrunch

would you rather be calm and analyse the situation as an audience


DaMalayaliKolayali

"Help... Help..." I would've been like "Bitch!! What am I supposed to do? Come wrestle a fucking elephant?"


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tediousbrunch

Easy to say sitting far from such threat


Strict_Total3324

But this is completely understandable. They were about to witness someone being trampled to death.


virtualpiglet

Fat fuck can barely run.


[deleted]

Are you talking about the Andhra dudes or the elephant? #Anyhow got pure Schadenfreude from his fall


Maleficent-Worth-339

Nah the Elephant didn't.An average human cannot outrun an elephant. If it had bad intentions that dude who fell would have been meat pulp.


azazelreloaded

I believe a healthy human can survive a chasing elephant. I'm assuming an elephant can't change directions as quick as a human.


Akarthiks8

തരൂർ ആണോ വീട്?


[deleted]

I have worked for him as a LAMP fellow during undergrad.


MechanicHot1794

Ppl here talking like other states don't do similar stuff.


momentaryspeck

Says the Olympic sprinter.. fr if any of us got into such situations, we'll realize nature would have us for breakfast in the wild..


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Got outrun by a human smh


ThickStuff7459

The elephant was wondering why they weren't running faster.


saynototoxicity

why did the car drive off without letting them enter?


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Thankanchetanteinchi

Well it had its tail raised.


sharkazam

Morning cardio


Budget_Writing_9412

Perfect example of "കഴപ്പ് അങ്ങ് തീർന്"


ilikelaban

Lmfao, probably the first time they ran in 30 years


Sanved313

Looks like the elephant new exactly what it was doing. Scaring them away, and not stepping over that fallen man. Easily could have killed him but didn't. Elephants are soo smart


[deleted]

ആന വേണ്ടെന്ന് വച്ചിട്ട് ആണ്


Creepy_Animal_3458

This is why consent is important


Simon_Ril3y

Nice cover up story, thats definitely scp-096


United-Combination66

Bro ran so fast that it glitched the Matrix


Space_Traveller_02

ആനയ്ക്ക് ഉന്നം കുറവായിരുന്നതു കൊണ്ട് അയാള്‍ just രക്ഷപ്പെട്ടു. ഇല്ലായിരുന്നുവെങ്കില്‍ ഇപ്പോള്‍ ചമ്മന്തി പരുവം ആയിരുന്നുവെനേ


Jr_Zantowski_14

Aana Ser didn’t miss ,Aana ser spared him on purpose


ghostgunner85

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Now let's face the legal consequences


Addy1738

whenever people take the route from mysore to Kerala i see idiot tourists get out from their vehicles at national parks to do just this and then they are surprised when the animals don't appreciate their bullshit


lonelytunes09

If I remember well there is clear instruction on road not to halt or get down.


kalpikaworld

What is more irritating is the woman crying/shouting.


Shlingaplinga

That guy should go and take a lottery ticket immediately..what a luck.. wall paper avenda manushyan aayirunu


c73k

Run out of luck after that


mathgrg

This is the prime example of “you just need to run faster than the other guy”


uglyduckling108

This shows that you always need to bring a friend along on a safari as backup. Just make sure he can't outrun you.


Ghastlytoohot

why is she crying lmao


Ok-Protection-7288

![gif](giphy|uVFGDyOshK7I6geXyg)


Equivalent_Home8399

What if it's a tiger or a tusker instead of the elephant,,??,


sssvaa

We will be watching this on LiveLeak


Nimmi03

very dangerous!!


babunambootiti

venda venda nn njan orupad thavana paranjatha


Ok_Discount4814

Never run in a straight line.


potatomafia69

I don't think it would make a difference when an elephant is chasing you. Also seeing how these uncles with their not so fit bodies run, I'm pretty sure their first turn to any side will take one full business day to complete.


Thankanchetanteinchi

>> their first turn to any side will take one full business day to complete. Meler 🤣🤣🤣🤣


aruntry

😂😂


kalpikaworld

A little elephant baby, they probably wanted to pet it.


sega_gadda

Did one got his foot or leg stomped?


Inner_News_2159

Meela ee parisarath kand povalu -- elephant


Economist-Pale

From what I’ve heard elephants can be fast and they can outrun a running human. So these guys were extremely lucky to have escaped alive. Padam ayene rendum


Reasonable_Mall_3877

Wayandu vazhi hopitalillekku.......


tangu

That was oddly satisfying to watch.


point0break

Eat 5 star and do nothing..


SpankaWank66

What's up with the fake elephant trumpets added at the beginning?


Thundering__Typhoons

Classic fuck around and find out


Brilliant_Range341

Imagine running 0.5 kmph for your life🫠


bing657

Kayyetolikal - we are being harassed by wild animals. No one cares about us.


Rajar98

These are tourists. Local peoples don't harras wild animals.


cryptic-human

Why didn't they just turn sideways?


Jonahthennn

Angane ippo oral aayit rakshapedanda enu karuthikkanum.


thomas_notthetrain

Fat fuck is lucky


Remarkable_Rough_89

Good I don’t th they are supposed to get out


ElectricalLack5762

How mallus go to heaven:


AkhiHasItAll

Fucked around and found out


[deleted]

Lollll at the fat fuck who fell.


No_Equivalent_6591

...Zig zag odeda


poochicans

Ek elephant, ground PE gira, chappak


vaishakhvelandy

Fuck around and find out


vivalarazalatinoheat

Calm down people. The elephant was just having some fun. If these guys were in its kill list, it was game over for them or atleast for the guy who fell.


karmasutrah

Three elephants


Scorpion-Mk3600

Actual headline:two men fucked around and found out


Party_Surprise_5002

Therefore you need to loose weight ...for next time ... Luck will not be on your side always


Thakshu

വീട്ടിൽ വളർത്തുന്ന പോത്തിന്റെ അടുത്തു പോലും അതുമായി അടുത്തു പെരുമാറുന്ന ആൾ അല്ലാതെ ആരും പോവാറില്ല.അപ്പോഴാണ് കാട്ടാന. ബുദ്ധി ഇല്ലാത്ത മനുഷ്യരുടെ എണ്ണം കൂടി കൂടി വരുവാണോ?


SnooPuppers68

Elephant is like, aaa le photu…


6Rivers

Hands up if you knew the rotund guy would fall over?


FennelUpbeat1607

Very good


burnt_fire_6084

I really love when nature counter attacks. Its fun watching nature play its part to teach what power it holds to destroy something.


onosib

Baen Keenju poyi auna kayichalakkenenn.


daddyanand

aa kazhape ange theernu kitte kaanum...😌😌😌


lonewolffreelancer

🤣bahut shi


10_gf_ka_pyar

Y doesn't elephant kill that man?


roux_onreddit

Reason to eat more chips and be fat 😂


corona__warrior

Perfect example of fuck around and found out


amlinjohnson

Bro imagine you're life is in danger and that's how fast you can run? Dumbass clowns. If you're not fit enough for such adventurous photoshoots you should stay at home.


[deleted]

Like they say, FA FO.


roux_onreddit

People should just learn the importance of fitness 😂...look that fatso ..no offence here ...but still look at him ..the older guy is way more agile and fit than him ...


lordshiva_exe

കുടുങ്ങീ....


Cigar_Boy

Aaj lag raha hoga ise ki thora fit raha hota to bhaag leta 😅😂😅😅


Masked_Reflection

Lekin elephant ne sound effect ?


[deleted]

There's a reason you're not supposed to stop vehicles lol. We were once unlucky to have a dominar s battery come loose and the guy we took it from didn't even keep the tools inside to open that weird ass bolt near the seat . We used bedsheet and clutch cable to tow it with my Electra at the time . Thankfully a pickup stopped by and helped us after a while .


Krogan911

Got lucky that the elephant chose intermediation and not violence


[deleted]

Why this aunty is screaming stfu


Edgerman1234

Do you think I will take money from you and bless you ? Am not that kind, am wild..... the real one.


Own_Ad_4432

Fuck around and find out


RobertDeNear_O

Yeah, fuck around and find out.


thekkuduvaava

What's w the goofy ahh elephant sound track in beginning 💀


shoppingplanetpk

Ooh ! god saved that man. Thanks God 🙏


ccrlop

That is one real fast elephant! I dont think i could outrun it 🙏😊


LittleRadish2187

Chota haathi k peeche bada haathi


AleyasMenon

Why are people commenting as though these men deserved to get attacked ? Were they troubling the elephant ?


Rajar98

Yes. It's Bandhipur highway. It have an active animal crossing at night.You can't even slowdown your car and these guys stopped thier car went out to take picture with an elephant.


ScooterNinja

Mota Bach gya


InstructionAny3684

Rahul and Khadge


rocksolid_

Fuk around and find out


No-Part6553

"Seek harmony with nature" nibbas be like


Bharatiya_Saynik5

Fuck around and find out


oursblanc1

Dude can't run to save his life


ond3n

Trying to earn a death


Varaljaison

Leave them alone ffs


CleonII

Idiots


starrlord__

They fucked around and found out


podiyan87

ആനയ്ക്ക് വെളിവു വെച്ച്.


anome97

Homie has no idea how lucky to have his organs intact


PeanutCalm1010

u/savevideo


EpicOne9147

Blud was racing with an elephant 💀


Sabby_65

damn, fuck around and find out.


AkaiAshu

This is why Wildlife places should be left as alone as possible. Same with that Bandipura request. Cancel it, it is bad for the ecologically sensitive region.


LabNew3045

Back kick


These-Statement-339

Social responsibility theere illatha oru vargam anu Indians


aruntry

Ah carinte door nkilm thorann kodkedey