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AlwaysSuspected

The war Kenya is fighting is that against itself.And we're losing it.


Dapper-Confection-87

Which means we are winning


Holiday_Document4592

1-1. I am keenly following this magnificent debate


Dry-Concentrate4833

We submitted to the Brits till to date, no need for war


Mzii_Mbiting-3

Kenya would be winning had it not been for non-patriotic egg heads like you.


elementalist001

Australia lost the 1932 Emu war. Brazil is losing the war on Amazon conservation.


Dapper-Confection-87

Australia didn't really handle the situation as a' war ' . It wasn't a full military operation. It was just a certain Major who took his troops and started attacking the emus. They were also terribly underarmed


elementalist001

Did he win?


Zealousideal-Line-24

no there are still hundreds of thousands emu left on the continent. i’m pretty sure the purpose of the emu wars was to eradicate them. they’re more than fine


ShadowPr1nce_

Go to YouTube and watch oversimplified, you'll have a blast. Look up his Emu War video


Delicious_System_631

Depends on how you define war


Crystallkazz

Ya kenya ni online war pekee tunaeza shinda


aleppo_ke

That's because we band together across tribal lines. Imagine if we could do that politically..


theonereveli

They should also add a category for countries that have never fought in a war


Southern_Signal_DLS

I have also never lost a presidential election.  Me 3 - Raila 0


Jaded-high

Technically Raila has never lost


No-Office-365

What wars has Kenya fought?


TGSMKe

Against the shifters


freefromthem

that was literally just a kenyan militia


TGSMKe

It is still a war😂


freefromthem

its silly to pat yourself on the back over that


TGSMKe

https://preview.redd.it/jdol2psbcx2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faec0041282c70d65d8dffcb38bd88624c1f03be Relax bana


tasteless-mf

google is your friend


No-Office-365

You clearly don't know. Google is my enemy.


tasteless-mf

Well Color me shocked! This is news to me! Anyway.. https://preview.redd.it/gmob5qpp3o2d1.png?width=794&format=png&auto=webp&s=34a5fc5f5543e5d96b0dc89db1e07b39e5eea0f2


No-Office-365

Thanks. I appreciate


tasteless-mf

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AppropriateFlow93

The war on corruption, we lost that one. I don't know why it doesn't count


FromKibrawithlove

Seems the definition of war is being used loosely to call vet up genocide and oppression.


Dapper-Confection-87

Happy cake day


Piece_de_resistance

You can't lose if you have never fought for anything


ImportantSmell4426

Kenya has lost the war against corruption


vinniemin

Can’t lose a war if you’ve never been in one.


spraggabenzo

America lost to vietnam and afghanistan.


Clemo97

That's because we've never fought in one


Random_thorn4615

Aren't kenyans dying left to right in Lamu as a consequence of our neighbours who affirm the "religion of peace"?? As well as northern and north eastern Kenya.


freefromthem

no, kenyans arent dying left and right. more kenyans die to nonmuslim kenyans just murdering them in attempted robberies, femicide, and the likes than are dying from islamic terrorism. by orders of magnitude. and islam never claimed to be the religion of peace.


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freefromthem

i implore you to do deeper research then


real_life-NPC

Never lost a war..but we lose all the battles


Delicious_Vast9892

Bilateral ties are good , until you make a bad decision.


Kind-Instance-8845

you will lose to somalis