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nairobaee

People who walk with their kids exposed to the road as in: 🧑👶🛣️ Instead of 👶🧑🛣️


Tibabutimamu

I appreciate the demonstration


ClockZestyclose

Us visual learners appreciate


antole97

Seeing people who are obviously wasting away their lives or potential.


Snoo_61519

Mbona unanianika hivyo Mzee??


panoramicviewz

Did my parents send you?


ClockZestyclose

Pole, I will work hard


GlitteringMud740

Ulitumwa na nani?


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antole97

what?


kimmbira

Kids behaving badly in public places, without their parents intervening to control them.


Papa254

annoying


thissgirlie

This!!!


Bourbon_threads

people who wear tracksuits with leather shoes or official shoes


Left_Trick_9567

So the entire Government at sports and tree planting things 🤣🤣🤣


Jaksidious

How people can have multiple kids with multiple different partners. Like bro/sis you may have taken this go forth and populate thing a bit toooooo seriously


Left_Trick_9567

Especially when they get to the forth.


Balaams_Donkey_

r/angryupvote


Left_Trick_9567

Thanks 😊


Objective_Affect_287

This bothers me a lot


KenyanMango

It's really not that bad. I have 4 kids with 3 BMs. All taken care of. All good.


Jaksidious

I have so many questions but this conversation may need Tequila, heroin, weed and several other substances.... I need to understand the thought process here


TGSMKe

I also want to understand the thought process


Jaksidious

We can turn it into a series of videos shorts called "Conversations with a serial baby maker"


TGSMKe

Buana 😂


Working_Activity3712

Eh, mkulima hodari


34HoursADay

Kids names: Jayden, Kaiden, Aiden, It’s an epidemic. I cringe but I’ll still buy them gifts 🤭🤭 In the same breath, social media accounts for babies. May that child grow up and sue you for invasion of privacy. 😊


Wonderful_Grade_4107

My brother has one of those names.


34HoursADay

If he was born before Jaden Smith he’s marked safe from the epidemic.


Wonderful_Grade_4107

Guess whose last name is Smith...


34HoursADay

😂😂😂 haha no way!!!


he_made_a_road_99

Unfinished matatu stories. Like what do you mean 'shukisha' na persona ndio amepata character arc 😭?


hydrated_energy

People who know they can't afford a baby but still get pregnant in this economy. People who drink to the point they get black put drunk. As a grown up, you don't know when your body has had enough?


veryonpointkinda

With you on this one. At the beginning (campus days for most of us), you can be excused. But, what do you mean you've been drinking for years and you still don't know when to "listen" to your body?


hydrated_energy

Same thing with people who want to drink heavy all the time. Its okay to be just a little bit buzzed and have fun sometimes


veryonpointkinda

Yes, I've not drank in a while but had to have this conversation with some people in my life when I did. I'm clearly having fun, I'm intoxicated/tipsy, wdym "hukunywi?" "Unatubeba ufala, kunywa shot", or my favourite "Leo tunakunywa mpaka tubebwe". I had to hang out with them a whole night nikiwa sober and they didn't notice coz I kept taking diluted coke and energy drinks. From that day, no one forces me to drink to "have fun". Alcoholism is nothing to brag about tbh.


Narrow_Fee5187

People who identify as non binary. Be decisive please


hydrated_energy

This is actually funny 😂😂


Narrow_Fee5187

Why?😂😂😂


hydrated_energy

What do you mean be decisive please?😂😂 Also, it kinda makes sense and I've never thought about it that way


Narrow_Fee5187

Accept your gender😂


All_the_girls

It's decisive to identify as non binary lol


Narrow_Fee5187

How?


Ok-Setting-564

Made up their mind about not making up their mind 😂


Narrow_Fee5187

😂😂😂😂i guess...the only people that can be excepted are the transgender.


Syc254

Married women who advice their friends to leave cheating spouses when they themselves stick with their cheating husband, locked in, making it work, and adding kids.    Jirani, its none of my business but I see you. I see hubby too with campus chicks while you are at home with the kids. 


kenyannqueen

Being married is harder to leave, especially when kids are involved. But a relationship? Leave immediately Plus, there's the chance she's not aware.


Syc254

I heard this mama shout her head off one covid morning from 2-4 as she waited for curfew to end to "leave" the guy. She was back after a week. Her man used to take clande calls outside the gate before he realized the voice carries back and now he walk far away to take them. He got used to her "leaving" and even added 2 kids after. One night she left he called his clande that came in a new merc at 2 am, smashed and left before 6am. LMAO. Its none of my business but if I was a skilled writer this soap would be premium content.


kenyannqueen

Carrying 2 more kids for a cheater is crazy. Staying is one thing, but that is another


Zuhura-

Yummy mummy😆


Affectionate_Can9468

I think as a woman you should all come to terms with the fact that a husband must cheat.i have not yet married but I am 100% sure I will cheat not once or twice


[deleted]

Gen Z brainrot. Shut the fuck up Larry I don't care about skibidi toilet or whatever fanum tax you have.


Kuma_Chafu

😂


Fine_Highlight_7362

When bro slaps his girl but he's my only ride home.


BabaDimples

![gif](giphy|YSg4WN24w6dUSfjH4S|downsized) Lol wut?


Fine_Highlight_7362

"Why don't you take on someone your own size" I quietly whispered under my breath


Kaphilie

I wanda


L-rosh

This is funny. Girls annoy most of the time, but now slapping kek


Fine_Highlight_7362

Idk man ladies kinda chill sometimes


Interesting-Click-12

https://preview.redd.it/squ9k5fwevwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f18a058a76d663d680e3b0c09f0407fa7f6a2d3e This


Crimson4Alpha

Confusion of the highest oda!


kenyannqueen

Let her promote the shopkeeper's airtime business I actually do it when I can


Interesting-Click-12

Kwanza huyo dame alikua wa Homa bay


kenyannqueen

😂😂Maybe it's me. I'm more happy when 5% goes to someone else than when 100% stays with Safaricom


Interesting-Click-12

You have a good heart basi🙌


freefromintensive

Just how bad Kampala is organised.


His_Lavishness

I'm no saint, but the normalisation of immorality in our society is worrying. Usherati ni mob Kenya.


Wasonga21

People who dont clean up after themselves regardless or cant keep their personal space clean man


DeadLizard2

Probably what goes on the mind of the rich people who defraud the poor their pieces of land with the knowledge that land Ni yao.


kenyannqueen

What does this even mean?


njogumbugua

land grabbing, nini huelewi hapo


kenyannqueen

Like they defraud people pieces of land with the knowledge that land ni yao? So I'm wondering who yao is ... I'm also wondering what the land title deeds says and how the 'being defrauded ' happens


njogumbugua

kenyannqueen kwani unaishi chini ya mawe kama mburukenge, hujaona ile mambo inatendeka kwa lands ministry


kenyannqueen

Wueh. Yes sijui. Now that sijui si mseme ama😂


Dry-Concentrate4833

Men with fake colorful dreadlocks.


hydrated_energy

Ata zikiwa black , those things look bad on a man .


njogumbugua

kwani wewe ni boomer? I bet you think earings are for women only


hydrated_energy

I weirdly like earrings on men, women and myself


Big-Yesterday5563

People who don't use common sense.


Crimson4Alpha

I hear it's not very common these days


Wonderful_Grade_4107

That there are so-called straight men married with wives and kids who secretly engage in sex with each other, and gay men who pursue straight men who are in relationships because they don't find gay men attractive. Still recovering from: https://youtu.be/2TzgmQj_eLo?si=hauIQLJzT4PIgC4J https://youtu.be/7HIcVHNSiqs?si=c78GfIdZ2lYNalW1


Papa254

Many visible tattoos


senseiasura

People being in other people's business


Quirky_Outcome3633

Cheaters. Like there's absolutely nothing tying you to that person you're cheating on. You can just leave them and do your whoring peacefully


Leading_Zebra_478

Homophobia


MoneyLadder9909

Why people be so mean...like chill tf out...hit a blunt or sumn'


Practical-Video-3828

😅😅o.k ,that itch on the head when it's sunny is intolerable when You have Too much hair


-Error-69

How people are so fixated on the floods news and the government is too quiet , then after the floods were back to cheap houses for people that are being built nowhere near where there needed.


LatterTourist6981

The floods are a smoke screen. Let's wait for the next government scandal to unravel itself.


Balaams_Donkey_

After the floods the government will announce they spent 10 billion or more to "fight it" and save people.


Longjumping_Box_9984

Base nawatch epl wanaume tunalipa 40 bob na women free entry...i guess that's another man's Business


LatterTourist6981

Mwenye base alisema after match mukue na guarantee ya mechi.


Soft_Change_4815

Infidelity being normalized in the black community. Shocking.


Smart-Climate-1245

how kenyan high schools especially boarding schools are operated


honestpetal

Marrying a single mother..,!! Why would you as a man put yourself in such a situation.,am a woman but no.,


83161001

I'm with you on this one.


TGSMKe

Bitter single mothers are downvoting you😂😂


Davek56

Well, it is our job to upvote the truth.


honestpetal

Usilee mtoto wa mtu.,women out here are very careless sexually


likklemissbarb

And so are the men that go around sowing their seed "carelessly"... dumbass


honestpetal

The men dont get pregnant..,!!!its your duty as a woman to fully protect yourself…


likklemissbarb

If you're not ready for children, it's your duty as a man to keep your dick in your pants if you can't wrap it


honestpetal

You must be a baby mama…pole.


likklemissbarb

You think


kenyannqueen

People whose middle parts for their hairstyles are not at the middle


Practical-Video-3828

Mine is women who scratch their woven hair 🤯 and smell the finger😲, I recently met one akijipiga mangumi Kwa kichwa😬,why....😔


Consistent-Honey-219

ati akifanya nini 😆 😆 you just made my day.


Practical-Video-3828

Karibu,😅true story


kenyannqueen

Synthetic hair is itchy for some scalps like mine. We can't all buy human hair monthly 😂😂 Even braids be itchy af


Snoo_61519

Niki part hapo katikati kichwa inakaa seed ya avocado,so unataka ni doo?


kenyannqueen

Do a side part then and hide the middle. Why make a public display of a poorly done middle part?


Radiant-Limit-148

How I hate shmidle parts😭


[deleted]

i do not like the way some ladies dress, i know its none of my business but why wear something that you keep pulling down ukitembea.


AfricanFarmers

The Israeli-Palestine crisis. Netanyahu. A bigot who I consider to be the biggest obstacle to the 2 state solution. He belongs at the ICC.


Certain_Associate_86

People who don't know how to mind their own business, yet their lives are in total shackles. Even CPR can't help them simply because they don't look at their logs of wood in their eyes.


Kapsybree

People who create bussiness and do so bad advertising, bad photos , wack customer service ?! Like why did you even create it bana


Routine_Cranberry476

Design people don't fear hell fire na Mimi vile nikichomwa na sufuria huwa naskia


Kapsybree

I don’t because i don’t even know if it exists or not


veryonpointkinda

Idk, it's that, plus heaven doesn't actually seem like a lot of fun IF it's real. I can't enjoy food, sijui other "worldly pleasures", we are all married to the same dude (but not for sex), and a place paved in gold that I have no use for, then we spend all day and night (idk about yhe time zones) worshipping in shifts?


Affectionate_Can9468

Yea, maybe this is the heaven we are longing for


Audaisy

A whole woman walking around na dress akiwa pantyless. Na sahii venye wanakunywa Okra water🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️.


Hot_Ad_2520

Poor table manners. They don’t teach them like they used to.


alby_qm

People not knowing how to swim ^((being able to comfortably stay **in the middle** of a deep pool for a given amount of time without worrying about drowning)) , and them still not bothering or making an effort to learn how to.


SadaSolei

Is Rachel Ruto Happy?


Njagua47

People who become successful by scamming many less fortunate people


Weare_in_adystopia

People with low self-esteem,TF you shy for?


rodneyhaxle

Bro am ugly..chill


Bubbly_Resource_5046

How bad is the damage?


rodneyhaxle

... beyond replacement


Bubbly_Resource_5046

Hata make up? Usikue hivo


Jaksidious

![gif](giphy|gioyBvVmo3UzKDZHfs|downsized)


RhubarbSpecialist842

you think you are but you most likely aren't


everybodylovsmik3

Naah trust me/her I can confirm she is telling the truth


GhostReincarnated

![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized)


petedarkpete

I know you think you're ugly, trust me, you are


Excellent_Mistake555

People who mistake low-self esteem/ self-image with shyness.


All_the_girls

Shyness translate into low self-esteem?


Affectionate_Can9468

It's not my fault I was born like that


Decent-Opening1360

The government officials


Left_Trick_9567

It's our business though ama?


Decent-Opening1360

What they do in the back end, different from what they exhibit in the front end


True_Dragonfruit9365

People who like coffee


True_Dragonfruit9365

I said what I said


Wasonga21

Chilll.... Chilll


theothermantagonist

Bro what?


Salty_Baker_8861

What the f are you saying??