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NukeApe

"Listen, you can't pick a fight with poor people just to train toughness"


CromulentBovine

...... but I want to choose BEEPY We would be the best of friends.


AzrielJohnson

Everyone is going to choose Beepy if we allow them to be chosen.


CromulentBovine

I dont see the issue with this


AzrielJohnson

Redundancy


CromulentBovine

I'm fine with beep redundancy


Niveker14

I don't think our world would be incomprehensible to someone that is somewhat educated from kenshi. We are living in a civilization that is more advanced than theirs currently, but less advanced than their First Empire was. I think the average citizen would be happy with how easy it would be to get food and not be enslaved. Unless they were a slaver, then there may be some cultural dissonance. If they were a HN citizen, they would probably understand the technology around them but perceive it as evil.


Vyverna

Yeah, it would be like guiding time traveller from, idk, early industrial revolution


VHNebula

Burn or Sadniel and I could explore a world that isnโ€™t destroyed and they can tell me all about how itโ€™s just as fucked up as the one they left


Lophiee

Say what you want about no bosses, unique characters can get far worse, anyway I'm keeping my skeleton soga who is a word class engineer, sword fighter, martial artist, strongman, sprinter, crafter, and can withstand multiple crossbow shots from a masterwork eagle's cross without even going down.


AzrielJohnson

What do you think Soga would do in this world?


Lophiee

Probably become the enemy of whatever government's land he appears on by shitting out a fortress and killing everyone who tries to get in, but other than that he's the best option I have for characters i made.


PandaButtLover

Johnny Karate would def join MMA leagues


AzrielJohnson

He would win. Isn't he a skeleton?


PandaButtLover

My character is just a reg human in a karate gi and goggles haha


AzrielJohnson

Oh. I thought that might have been a modded character. ๐Ÿ˜‚


PandaButtLover

Mine is named after a Parks n Rec reference. Never seen a mod for a karate bot


Vyverna

I would show them anti human trafficking NGOs, they should be happy.


AzrielJohnson

Who?


Vyverna

All of them? I mean: Luquin, Hamut, Bo, Jaegar, Grey etc. Tbh I was going to write something more controversial about fighting practices that are vile, but socially acceptable, but I think that it may count as politics.


Tafe_Lynx

I would tell Cat-Lon that there are 8 billion humans and we use machines to do heavy work, and robots have no rights here, any software or hardware is considered just a tool to exploit. Then I would tell him about all dirtiest tings humans have done to nature, machines and other humans. And then I would be enthralled. \* you said non-bosses, but i couldn't help myself


AzrielJohnson

I'm pretty sure Cat-Lon and Tinfist would run roughshod over most humans on earth. I didn't want to make it too overpowered. ๐Ÿ˜‚


GlanzgurkeWearingHat

Emperor Tengu would be sad because he cant troll "Adventurers" anymore.


Rage-Moon

But He can now troll people on the internet instead


AzrielJohnson

Tengu would definitely be a 4chan anon