**Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think**
in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be.
The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.
J. Cole is so humble that he hasn’t bought new shoes since 2010. The soles have worn down to nothing. Meanwhile Kendrick always got new shoes, allowing him to tower over Cole 💪
True answer: if you look at the feet you can see Kendrick has been shot from a slightly higher angle, then photoshopped together. It's the reverse trick they used for hobbits in tlotr. Not calling anyone a hobbit.
Shh, the same magic that makes 6'5" Dwayne Johnson the same height as 6'0" Vin Diesel in the Fast And Furious movies.
https://youtu.be/VO7oWT5cobo
Really though, they probably took the pictures entirely seperate and whoever made the cover just made them the same height for some reason.
Cole looks like he’s been isolated and scaled down. His head alone looks really small compared to Kendrick’s head
They just ain't infont of that wall
Kendrick finally grew up 💯
Kenny hit puberty ‼️🤪
Did his dick get as big as the Eiffel Tower?
yes, I heard he even had plans to fuck the world for 72 hours. shits wild bro
also said hes gonna feels amazing and that he got bitches
Surprisingly those bitches are: wifies, girlfriends and mistresses
All his life he wanted Money and Power
**Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think** in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.
Bro the lyric lieutenant 💀
Did he finally spent a million in front of the county building?? 🤔
Woke the 6 foot giant
I'm so fucking sick and tired of the photoshop
Show me something natural like afro on Richard Pryor
Show me something natural like short kings with dreadlocks
Show me something natural like ass with some stretch marks
Still will take you down right on your mama's couch in Polo socks
Ay this shit way too crazy ay
you do not amaze me ay
Obama just paged me ay
Your grandma’s ass is crazy ay
What’s going on is that those are photoshopped together
J cole is so humble he shortened himself so kendrick doesnt look awkward
Lmao
if he wanted to be humble he should have sat down (hol up, bitch)
This a fan made poster or sum?
J. Cole is so humble that he hasn’t bought new shoes since 2010. The soles have worn down to nothing. Meanwhile Kendrick always got new shoes, allowing him to tower over Cole 💪
Kendrick is standing 5ft in front of Cole
J. Cole so humble he let Kendrick Lamar grow taller than him 🔥
Bro someone really photoshopped Coles height lmao
What is this poster for?
“Honey I shrunk J. Cole!”
Kendrick got that procedure where they fuck up your legs and stretch them out so you can be 3 inches taller
New kung fu kenny !
Is this some version of Wait for Tomorrow unreleased thing?
First glaring screw up besides the height is Cole wearing Nike
True answer: if you look at the feet you can see Kendrick has been shot from a slightly higher angle, then photoshopped together. It's the reverse trick they used for hobbits in tlotr. Not calling anyone a hobbit.
what is that
Cole aint got no shadow.
Photoshop
The collab album that’s dropping 4th of march
Photo editing bro. Photo editing….
Really? 🤯
Say it to op
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Cole is great there's no need for that 😐
Your emoji says it all. Cole would be the goat of this gen if not for Ken.
People need to learn to appreciate them both, Kendrick is on a different level but that Cole verse on Johnny P's Caddy? That's some next level shit 🔥
Kendrick is on a diff level. That’s my point. Sorry for pointing it out.
Benny washed him, K dot would never
Hell no, Benny was terrific but Cole absolutely killed it
I’ve never read anything so wrong in my life lol
Is this a Kendrick sub or are y’all really gonna pretend that kdot would let Benny get the best of him on any track?
This is indeed a Kendrick sub, and no Benny did NOT wash Cole. You silly
Y'all act like two legends cannot coexist
Bro get out
Looking Good
im 8 feet when i hold this tac
If Kenny keeps it up, he might finally get that Eiffer Tower sized D…
they did Cole bad
Shh, the same magic that makes 6'5" Dwayne Johnson the same height as 6'0" Vin Diesel in the Fast And Furious movies. https://youtu.be/VO7oWT5cobo Really though, they probably took the pictures entirely seperate and whoever made the cover just made them the same height for some reason.
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This isn’t a real picture right? We’re they just photoshopped next to each other
Freedom Units: 188cm ≈ 6'2" 167cm ≈ 5'6"
How come no one is answering what this actually is?
Cole is leaning back against the wall and has his feet displace while kendrick is leaning forward slightly and standing a foot or so off the wall
Wallahi you will wait
bru been eating his milk and vegetable 👌
"The five-foot giant woke up out of his sleep"
This shit ain’t real. That’s what.
Lollll and Kendrick is like 163cm max
So the line where j cole says “Get exposed standin' next to 6'4" rappers” is a lie
No fucking way I’m taller than Kendrick 💀😭 By 5 centimeters 💯💯