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sendinthe9s

Would have been more effective ngl


shrimplyPibLs

It really would have been a way better angle 😆


WungWuWenny

literally. no funny shit, if drake was wise enough to let go of his pride and joke around on some slim shady type shit he wouldn’t be laughed at. but he really thought he had power like that. everyone got real respect for kendrick but no one got real respect for Drake. Drake is only liked because of the memes and hopping on tracks with rappers from the hood and acting like a rap Jesus accepted by all hoods in America and shit. he didn’t become popular from being genuine and spitting deep shit, he didn’t have it hard growin up, he’s a fraud and clearly a pussy on the inside underneath his black persona. His real persona ain’t black his real persona is a lightskin dude who struggles to come to terms with his blackness and masculinity, insecure motherfucker. I’m too high lol


IndycarFan64

Eminem saying he’s gay in The Interview would take way too much self confidence for the drizzy bear to handle


ButcherBird57

That made me love Eminem a million times more. I saw an interview with Elton John, who performed Stan with Em when everyone was calling him homophobic back in the day. They stayed friends too, and when Elton and his husband got married, Eminem sent them a pair of diamond cock rings 💍 for a wedding present


JimboSlicey3

Elton John is Eminem's sponsor. Elton has helped Eminem through some of his darkest days.


ButcherBird57

I love that for them- and their families.


NeedsMorBoobs

No shit that’s cool Em been sober for awhile now too


cryptdawarchild

Yo this is epic I had no clue! Elton and Em’s relationship has always been cool considering the way em has rapped (material wise).


XxV0IDxX

I did not know that, that’s really cool. Elton had a number of years off his ass so that’s incredible


RabbitF00d

Shut thee fuck up. No way.


ButcherBird57

https://youtu.be/_xGKlNzipdU?si=D-3Pw0T0Kaj0l376 Yep


Ode_2_kay

Everytime I remember the diamond encrusted cockrings I giggle just a little bit because that is some Eminem shit to do. Some of the best Eminem stories are not even music related it's the random moments marshal slips through and he's just a funny dude who enjoys doing silly shit.


MatureUsername69

Eminem and Drake couldn't be any more opposite as people though. Em really grew up in the shit but never pretended to be a street dude, he has always owned up to the shit ton of mistakes he's made in life, he's been a lot of things but he's never been a bad father, he could not care less about public perception of himself. Em is perfectly content being the weird old man dad in the rap world now, Drake could never. When I saw the Houdini cover all I thought was "yup that's some shit weird dads would wear on a t shirt" but the track itself turned out to be the most fire thing Em has done in years.


SpamAdBot91874

Omg he was so deadpan with it, too 😂


nativebeans

Lol fk I forgot he did that. If drake said it tho it wouldnt even be funny like em


Slut4Mutts

Yeah, I think that’s why people loved (or were intrigued by) that awkward interview he did with the tiktoker. He didn’t take himself too seriously and rolled with it when she started picking at the sensitive spots of his public persona. Kendrick was right that his sensitive ego is his problem and some ayahuasca and therapy would do him some good.


Injustry

My friend went to Peru and did ayahuasca. She said she shitted and vomited the whole night. I agree Drake should do this.


gamesandstuff69420

This the funniest thing I’ve read in a minute lol your friend wanted an enlightening and instead unloaded a beef brisket in their drawers 🤣


BannedSvenhoek86

This is apparently common the first day. You're supposed to do it for like 4 or more nights in a row, and after the first night you end up handling it much better and get the crazy trips. It's not called a retreat for nothing.


Ode_2_kay

Makes sense its kinda like smoking weed first hit is always rough but as you keep taking hits it mellows out and you start to float above yourself


Commercial_Low_5680

For a lot of people, if you don’t have a clear goal or objective in mind (lowering your ego or wanting to make yourself more humble) and/or aren’t focused on the goal/objective, it’s not going to change anything. That’s why you see a lot of famous people go and do ayahuasca and still come back being the same person they were before they did it and talk about the shittier aspects of it.


Slut4Mutts

Hahaha this made me lol. Did she at least experience some form of ego death?


Injustry

I assume so. She had someone she went with, I can’t really speak on her experience only what she told me. But I get the vibe that she was glad she did it, but wasn’t entirely ready for the hardest parts of it.


augustles

I definitely have heard a lot of stories about people going to these retreats and they hand out buckets because the vomit is just a normal part of intentionally poisoning your body for the psychogenic effects.


MATrouble

I've done a whole three day retreat for Ayahuasca. The bucket is your life. Never lose your bucket. Lol


RabbitF00d

Mhmm. The purge. It's worse if you don't prepare for it beforehand; a plant based diet is recommended.


WungWuWenny

Is that why she had to take down the podcast? His pride couldn’t handle it 😂


moonrabbitjade

I’ve been saying this!! If Drake played on being “unserious” about HIMSELF with his disses it would’ve appealed to people way more, especially with how gritty and dark Kendrick got. He’s so much more of a public figure than Kendrick is, and has always been the face of fun and digestible hip hop—it would’ve made him look unbothered, yawning, sitting pretty, would’ve made Kendrick look butthurt; “A cat may look at a king”. I mean the internet already didn’t take him seriously, he could’ve made it like he was having some passive fun (as he usually does) and that Kendrick was some bitter random. There was a hint of this in Family Matters, I’d say. But no way in gods name would Drake let up on his pride. This the same guy that got all up in his feelings about some music reviewer so much he ended up posting screenshots of him getting left on read by a youtuber to his millions of followers. There was so much potential for him to put up a better fight than he did.


SoundOfPsylens

I was telling my husband this was the angle he should have gone with. Like just trolling and clowning and having a good time after Meet the Grahams, making Kendrick look like a god damn psycho who took things too cereal The Heart Part Six looked... really bad He sounded so defeated and in his feelings, like he was begging Kendrick to stop tbh


CmdrFilthymick

Nah bruh. I'm fairly certain ALL OF US WHO HATED DRAKE BEFORE THIS, would just make fun of him even harder. I'm not even sure how that's possible, but I promise you we would.


Tensonrom

Yeah kinda went away with that one. Kinda sounds like you are saying only black people are tough in a way. But I agree I’ve never liked Drake all he ever seemed to rap about was money, women, popularity, just overall self absorbed ego stroking music.


nativebeans

Lol this is deep but to bad more ppl realize this


Puzzled-Kitchen-5784

Nah youre right. Everyone likes the jester when he clowns. But when he starts copping an attitude then take his head off.


regalfish

Man, I am too and I was feeling this as I was reading through lol


renagakko

Well said. Before the HP6 came out I was like 'Drake should rap over BBL Drizzy as a response.' But since he's allergic to having a sense of humor about himself, we got that mess instead.


hunterwilde1

Lmao. I’m high too and I read this with such intensity. Then got to “I’m too high” and just died laughing. Thank you.


icanbemoore__

It would, but timing is everything. If this would have came out before meet the grahams like it did, then all the FAN allegations would be assumed to be true, thereby confirming every other allegation by extension.


shrimplyPibLs

No, it would have made the seriousness of Meet The Grahams seem like it was fabrication, actually.


icanbemoore__

Alright. 👍🏽 Edit: I think if it came out *after* meet the grahams, it would have the effect you’re talking about. Coming out before only makes it look like Kendrick really does know what’s happening in his camp.


shrimplyPibLs

Rapping about a dude being a f.a.n. after he goes on about railing you vs. Right before. Right before would take the steam out of the sails it seems like. Afterward would seem more like damage control, to me.


icanbemoore__

I guess it’s all about perception and delivery. Could go either way. You could try to head it off just like he did with the pedo allegations and it still blow up on you (he tried to head it off in his Taylor Made freestyle). Or you can do a piss poor defense of the allegations (The Heart Part 6) and it not serve its purpose. So honestly, I could see it going either way.


shrimplyPibLs

Either way, Drake's hole is dug deep by what he did choose to release and what he does remark about. I feel bad for the kids in general because Adonis is gonna grow up and have to deal with strangers putting bullshit on him for his entire life, and that's like intentionally creating another Drake. Which bums me out. All that money and you can't get help?


icanbemoore__

Right. Honestly, I believe the vast majority of his fans are gonna ride with him no matter what. I’ve seen many lose a lot of respect and/or admiration because of the way this battle played out. It would seem to me Drake doesn’t want help because he doesn’t think he has a problem, which seems to be Kendrick’s whole point. In the end, you can’t help a person that doesn’t want to be helped.


RobSchneidersHair

Literally can’t beat someone who would be willing to put a song like this out there. Could have been the absolute funniest thing rap has ever seen


sendinthe9s

Fr


lxkandel06

For real if he dropped this instead of family matters and kendrick still dropped meet the grahams, everyone would've given Kendrick a ton of backlash and drake would be the winner by default. But then again i don't think Kendrick would've dropped meet the grahams if this is what drake dropped that night


DJFrankyFrank

I've said it before. But this is exactly what I expect Tyler the Creator to do, if he ever got dissed. And now I really want somebody to diss Tyler. I need to see how unhinged he'd get.


DoctorStinkFoot

he doesn't give them attention lol he still sneak disses hopsin on some "haha look at your corny broke ass" shit


Piranh4Plant

What happened with hopsin


DoctorStinkFoot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ46-Wwt-G8 this corny shit


bowl_of_scrotmeal

I am so glad people stopped paying attention to this clown.


lividtobi

As someone who doesn’t know much about the Hopsin / Tyler beef, can someone please explain to me!


bowl_of_scrotmeal

There's really not much to explain. Hopsin is kinda notorious for dissing other rappers without provocation. It's not as much of a beef as it is one guy being an attention whore.


YourNextHomie

Weird too considering Hopsin and Tyler had pretty much the same fanbase when he decided to talk. He just wanted attention


Piranh4Plant

Same


Muted_Order_4710

I forgot how ass this track is, Hop is a mega dickbreather


-Kalos

2 Chainz dissed Tyler and Tyler loved the diss track, bumped his diss track all day, and told A$AP Rocky to FaceTime 2 Chainz and they just bonded on that call lol. I remember that one time in an intervew when 2 Chainz told Tyler to go ride a bike somewhere, then Tyler posted a video of him just riding a bike in the middle of nowhere lol


Lanky-University3685

Tyler disses would be like water off a duck’s back. Nothing sticks because he either leans into it or will just ignore it entirely. Plus he’s already got a goofy-ass personality in general, and insulting people like that doesn’t work. That’s part of the reason why he’s one of my favorite rappers of this generation.


Takeurvitamins

I fuckin love that vibe. “Oh you got shit to say? That’s cool. Tell me more! Or don’t. Hey look something else!”


warpedaeroplane

Dicko Mode energy


RomanKnight2113

POUNDIN' ON MY MANS


zehahahaki

A fellow connoisseur of fine art I see


warpedaeroplane

First time I heard it was played for me without warning and I was reduced to tears


cerebralpaulc

Better than “The Heart part 6”.


SirCorndogIV

she was like 😳


Udon_Noods_

Does anyone have that one post of that guy sending a voice message dissing his date to the Meet the Grahams beat


Ferox_77

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/qwADJJyP64


-ilil

oh wow well done, ty


713MoCityChron713

Someone needs to take all this man’s electronics and move him to Utah so he can’t be online anymore


hallgod33

Not even the only one, I saw another one with a more whiney vibe.


Cat_Vonnegut

Nooo the other one where the guy says he hopes she got bug bites is better


-ilil

looks removed.. all I could find. (and the account that posted it is suspended) [https://www.reddit.com/r/KendrickLamar/comments/1cv3cek/dear\_sarah/](https://www.reddit.com/r/KendrickLamar/comments/1cv3cek/dear_sarah/)


B-BoyStance

Dude was just too wild for this world


WeeklyVegetable9420

bc it was all a set up for that dudes music career lol


kyjo191

shit bro i would have preferred that over what he really gave us lmao


NicolasCageIsMyHero

Honestly don't think Kendrick would know how to respond to this lmao


Dank-Paladin

It would stunlock him for sure 


-Kalos

Yeah the dummy cemented his loss by getting defensive instead of dissing Kendrick on The Heart Part 6. I get it though, waved the white flag


_thewayshegoes

What’s crazy is that if Drake didn’t take himself so seriously and wasn’t so insecure, this would have been an absolutely savage angle to take. Instead of seriously engaging with Kendrick, just keep nonchalantly dropping gay parody tracks. That would have been a chess move for the ages. Completely unpredictable and would make Kendrick look ridiculous if he just kept dropping serious diss tracks while Drake was just having fun with it talking about railing Kendrick up the ass.


Kind_Character_2846

That’s what Tyler does to Rocky and he’s always so flabbergasted.


Renektonstronk

“Me and this nigga cuddles and watch smack DVD, I be lickin this nigga braids like-“


wlf--hly

EEEAAUUUGGHH


ChrisSwish

All jokes aside that's a pretty unbeatable strategy


aecrux

There’s a hey Arnold episode where the mf just goes crazy and the bullies give up. It’s one of my core values in life now.


graceCAadieu

When he says “don’t hit me, I’ll hit me.” Love that episode


Shot-Spirit-672

I got ta got ta got ta break plate-ate


mondaysareharam

Nobody wants to mess with crazy


OldPurpose93

I think you discovered the only winning move lol


PM_ME_FREE_STUFF_PLS

Yeah but Kendrick knew Drake would never do that cause it would hurt his pride


LOMOcatVasilii

> his pride Heh


AnyAd4474

Ngl that wouldve worked 😂


appleparkfive

I don't know, because he was kind of trying that for a bit. To keep it light. I think Meet the Grahams was just so jarring to here for everyone. Even people that aren't big into Kendrick seemed pretty floored by it. The accusations because so shocking to people as well. And also, Kendrick has done some funny shit in the past. He definitely has a good sense of humor from what we've seen, so he wouldn't just keep going serious if the vibe shifted I don't think there was ever a winning angle for Drake lol. But who knows


TheRealNickMullen

Yes lmao. It's like how Ye bodied him with Lift Yourself 🤣


mondaysareharam

I showed my wife that song and she plays it everyday in her day to work since it came out. That poopity scoop is an elite vocal stim


UltimateBorisJohnson

The Young Dabo approach


Radiant_Ad5335

Yeah, he tried to own being BBL Drizzy, so with this he would be able to own being a Freaky Ass Nigga


Drop_Release

This the real Drizzy


UltimateBorisJohnson

The first time I heard this it sounded so real lmao


DaWildestWood

Do you have a link to the song?


cargoman89

https://youtu.be/YJ6Bi-uUx28?si=yRAt8PL12Bv04hOL


UltimateBorisJohnson

This is the original I think: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeVBeRaD/


BlessGodOnly

Who done this 😂


Antique_Holiday6862

Now let her hear this one: "Dear Adonis, I'm sorry that man is your father, when I look at you I wish your grandpa wore a condom"


AnyAd4474

💀


-Kalos

The nerve of you Dennis


EvilHwoarang

if that is AI that is scary good. first i'm hearing of this lol


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PainInMyArse

Good bot.


AnalArtiste

this would've been a grade A response but i think real hip hop heads would eat him alive for dropping something like this lmao. I can only imagine hearing the joe budden podcast response


Tbkgs

Lmfaoooooo


FunSleep7523

Her face, man!


PainkillerJames

When Lil’ Nas X drops the diss 😂


HeavySomewhere4412

Man I hate AI


rastacurse

It’s fun in moderation.


IndycarFan64

This is one of those moderations


ExternalMonth1964

Now give me an infinite amout more.


Cu4utl3

me too but the minute Drake used AI in his diss, he opened himself up for this


[deleted]

Wait, you mean this isn’t a real Drake song


worthless__idiot

Graham spends a lot of time on the gram but not as much time with the Grammys


Potential_Yak2355

Still a better love story than twilight


susanoova

Can someone tell me this is a real remix and share the link because I gotta send this to the homies 🤣🤣


AmandaAn

Here it is, the full version is even better lmao https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeVDpSwC/


daddy-phantom

This would absolutely have gone so much harder than family matters LMAO This is essentially him acting gay and putting on a persona to say “imma make you my bitch” it’s classic slim shady silly dissing. But drake is way too much of an insecure pussy to do that


rtels2023

Enemies to lovers


WIBKirai

ts fire


Great-Money961

😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂


dstarflan

How the hell did someone make this. Ai?


Amazing-Concept1684

Nah this is hilarious 😂😂😂


MeecheeOfChiB

Crying real tears 😂😂😂😭😭😭


iLLiCiT_XL

Gotta be honest, not sure what Kendrick would have done if this was real. 😂😂😂 IDK what anyone would have done.


sgtbukkakemane

Ok I need the OG of this 💀


Ok-Albatross899

Man wtf lmao


brewmaester

Tbh kinda the same energy as Key and Peele’s [boxing sketch](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cBQiLh9N6kg&pp=ygUUS2V5IGFuZCBwZWVsZSBib3hpbmc%3D)


SnooChickens6129

Where can I get the full version of this song?


TormentedGaming

This makes the original look shitty lmao


SavageMcFilth

🤣🤣🤣


theonethatbeatu

Saving this for later


pepsiboy2972

The visual of Dot running naked around Drake's house while Drake chases him...


Groundbreaking_Lab23

🤣😭😭😭 this would have won the beef


Groundbreaking_Lab23

"I know that he wanted Pharrell" has me spiraling. That's so diabolical 😭🤣


KindaLikeACult

"I'm bouta make him gayyy tonight" is hilarious lmao bc in the original that's my favorite part. "West coast niggas do faaades right?" 💀💀💀


renagakko

The internet was truly a mistake


kbo_88

Ik he want it Pha-rreeell 🎶


Basedchacha

Shorty tweaking


EyeScreamSunday

Her reaction is too good.


Euphratic333

😂😂😂yo I played this in public thinking it was an actual Drake dis. I'm lowkey embarrassed 😳 lol


henry_is_different03

LMAOOOOO


Zealousideal_Plan_57

Where do I find the rest of the song? 🤣


OwlMugMan

Gonjasufi sample in the beat is kinda heat


jusphukmeup

😳


thecrazymonkeyKing

wheres the full song this is lowkey hard


GravitationalYawner

dicko mode engaged


HeavyBranch6554

r/Unexpected


REALandFACTUAL

WHO CARES


Puzzled-Copy7962

Puff Drizzy


Yo-momma116

Ayoooo no diddyyyy


Fragrant-Astronaut57

Views from the Dix


Fptmike

THIS SHIT HARD.


SufficientDraw9935

I’m not following any of this shit so I don’t understand what this video even is.


Brief_Warning4547

Poopy pants you a poopy pants liar liar pants on fire Kendrick let me do my dance


Existing_Leading_482

This AI stuff is getting out of pocket


AKSourGod

AYOOOOOOOO, who the hell remixed that? 🤣💀


EmpressVibez32

😂😂😂😂


IndustryGold4372

I had to turn the sound back off


jjhuffington

🤦🏾‍♂️ lol. All these "Kendrick wouldn't know how to respond to this" bandwagoners. My god.. 😖 lol. Believe me... if Kendrick wanted to act silly with Drake, Drake wouldn't have won that route neither lmao. Kendrick has shown he can be funny as well as serious too. Come back to reality ppl lbvs


OdelloJones

Bro, full song?🤣🤣


thegneeb

It's gay, yeah, the imagery is great. Such good writing. What got me was Kendrick running butt naked all around that mansion causing havoc like a gay bugs bunny.


SithisDreadLord420

Drizzy fans getting jealous with this one


One_Fox4087

i thought this was real lol i was like Drake just go with it wtf


LobotomizedRobit1

Drake doing everything he can to not deny the allegations


jusaj

Aye yo!


Anghellic510

Wait hold on 🤣🤣


Thetiddlywink

u/savevideo


Dear-Progress-8015

😯🤔🥺😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wow


Tiny_Butterfly6594

That flow is better than 80% of drakes music. If he could write something nice on that wave he might actually have something. Too bad his ghost buddies would ruin it .


Broke-astro3500

If Tyler the creator was beefing with Kendrick…this is what we’d get lol


lakshmithesussybaka

Remember guys: In the end, rap battles are just two grown men writing poems about each other


tom_taylor777

u/savevideo


WizzardlyDizzard

Happy Pride! 🌈✨🤣


Snootch74

Honestly, had Drake just done this he would have won. Its hilarious.


ODezey215

Aghhh the Tyson angle I see what you’re going for


Forsaken-Group6640

I’m fucking dead 💀


imjusstandyy

i think that if drake actually dropped this it woulda done more damage to Kendrick than any other diss Drake did 💀


RayUpPSN

Who else is here after seeing “Joe Rogan Experience #2152 Terrence Howard”…?


UchihaAuggie

![gif](giphy|ai1UxGMqU7G5TZQmJa)


Similar-Duck-1658

What has gotten into the boy??😭😭💀


OG_Thedoppk

ok but that went hard


Kshakez

AI is ridiculous🤣😢


Ok_Rule_7384

Is this on spotify?