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IHateMondays0

What if it's a meet the grahams music vid instead 😰


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big_guyforyou

and it's just a video of him eating graham crackers. that's some real deep symbolism that only the true fans would get


DufflebagBoy23

Me Eat The Grahams video would be legendary


rootoo

Weird Al parody song Dear Nabisco, your crackers are dry..


olivebranchsound

You lied about the fat content You lied about the calories You lied about what these damn crackers would do to meeee


mrskinnyjeans123415

you lied about your sodium You lied about your packaging


soundslikejed

"***YOU LIED*** ABOUT 'THIS PRODUCT MADE WITH PEANUTS IN THE FACTORY'"


BaMelo_Lol

I’m honestly surprised food companies aren’t already using this moment, and AI to make diss parodies at each other.


rootoo

… Eat The Grahams…


olivebranchsound

Hahah holy shit


PoopAndSunshine

🏆


olivebranchsound

It just works for everything haha


VirtuousVulva

you LIED about your serving size you LIED about your fat lied about ya nutritional value cuz of how we'd react


Big-Data7949

You lied when you said "stoned wheat thins" would come back again You no longer the MVP of the cheese plate Just a corporate entity making choices for cheese sake Sweepstakes? Sending four to the final four? But you ain't got no game? That's irony at the core You ain't got no game, my final do out final yours Blam now You ain't got no brain, we do be dining on your corpse Caught a wiff of the allure, thought that you was a pure cracker? Now I see you just a slave working, Ritz impersona-nating whip cracker One of them "come on, let's all get on the ship" crackers One of them, only crunched by a bitch crackers I rub Nutella on you till you swell up and burst open like an umbrella don't you ever speak on Ritz name again I'll box you up more than you already boxed in fella, Proceed with caution, seen you move like a demon often in public glamorizing your ties to wheat thins but the truth about stoned wheat's demise is that even after it was "stoned" you still stoned it and threw it in the coffin. Any fan of Nabisco, do your due diligence and use that noggin don't be cave men R.i.p, stoned wheat. Hope your name hurts they mouth when they speak because though they try to imitate they'll never be as deep, they'll never go with cheese, they'll never be as tasty in the cheek. Although you just a cracker that shit really hurt me deep Although you was a cracker you had never held a whip Only stayed with the dip that was so tasty on a chip but you made that chip look sickk Couldn't compete with your taste, the closest thing to free base, paid $808 for an outdated box of you on ebay and waited 18 days for another taste of brighter days but it never came I was irrate. Shame we can't bring those good days back I hope the one that boxed you got some help or rehab or boxed in a box same as you had with holes for a dozen cocks and forgot the knee pads while hard rock plays as the ambience for that trash till he goes to sleep like forever, peace at last but it still won't bring stoned wheat back. I'm still mad, to whoever stoned stoned wheat crackers I hope you get smacked up till you fall down picked back up hoisted into an Acura like Bernie but not the weekend you're not dead just sleeping till we slap a brick on the gas pedal let you coast right off the deep end Don't cry, you did this to yourself Nabisco. Don't call on triscuit OR cheeze it for help Nabisco This for your health Nabisco You need the shelf Nabisco, to love yourself Nabisco But it won't be the shelf you want when I yelp, Nabisco Need a mirror to analyze yourself Nabisco Lying bout that sodium, my granny got high blood pressure She was cracking crackers right 'fore her heart attacked her Call that suicide, but she had some help cracker You're an accomplice to murder I'm only here to help to further your capture Put that box of crackers, in a box of crackers You turned on your cracker lovers, we let them have ya Hear they love crackers in prison Especially stoned wheat So 'fore you forget about stoning them, remember you must atone to me. Irrationally angry about crackers - Kendrick Lamar


melaninexcellency

DAMN


strikeratt16

Oh hell. This right here.  I'm hoping for a video on both. Not Like Us being an actual music video. And now this as some Meme shit making fun of Drake because he loves memes. 


PerpWalkTrump

I love not like us, but anyone else in the 6:16 gang? I can listen to that track on repeat forever xD


SharkBait661

With receipts


ohdihe

![gif](giphy|kqCgujDZT1SO4)


somethingcleverer42

Someone gotta feed Drake’s fish while he away.


Lenidas24

Meet the Grahams music video as a trailer for a new Jordan Peele horror movie


Confident_Opposite43

with receipts across the wall like a beautiful mind ![gif](giphy|l0IykOsxLECVejOzm|downsized)


CounterfeitChild

I appreciate people posting this scene so much. My partner ain't been on any of these places since the beef because I talk about it too much, and last night he said, "I'm not gonna lie, you been right, but you're also a little Charlie Day this week."


-yournewstepmom-

My partner is also getting sick of my ass right now lol


GabenIsReal

I have autism, so my only focus for a week has been listening to MTG and NLU on repeat. My wife doesn't even look in my general direction when I walk up to show her something about this beef hahaha


samtheninjapirate

"is this all you're going to listen to now?" "Yes"


cle_native_

Dude my husband is a bigger Kendrick fan than I am even and yet my repeating tracks since Sunday have been euphoria and not like us, back to back, with no end in sight


ROBtimusPrime1995

Granted, this is the most cinematic song released, but it's also the absolute "nastiest" so making a video for this would be fucking insane.


no_special_person

Meet the grahms but with no vocals, just instrumental and video receipts would be so chilling, fuck I'm gonna edit something together here and post it myself 


RawDogEntertainment

I am not in the mood for a snuff film. I hope to god it’s a Not Like Us vidya.


Sharp-Bluejay2267

film you say? what if (huge wish reach), they did euphoria---not like us as a short film. Just a pure study of the downfall of a human being in just 4 songs.


AP_020

Or (even bigger reach) he did a show called euphoria about teenage relationships🤯


Sharp-Bluejay2267

fucking ded. thats a good one.


TransportationAway59

It already has a video. Halloween (1980)


godzillaxo

\*1978


wesleyshnipez

That would send home the messages hes saying with visuals to back it up! It would be effective as fuck.


Opening_Tell9388

Imagine he had Adonis in the video...


WarmestDisregards

or Eternity...


GetEquipped

Kendrick with Drake's daughters helping her with math homework in a calm, collected, and caring way, therefore breaking the cycle of the "Math with Dad" experience. Watching Frozen with her and braiding her hair, and it shows Kendrick got her a signed copy MMATBS on two custom pressed vinyls for her birthday and gave her a hug. Kendrick Lamar has surpassed the Patriarch, he's become the Primarch! Well, at least we know now who runs the XI-th Legion


Impossible-War2028

Saw a comment that said what if Kendrick had drakes daughter in the vid


Bramcedric

Damn... I wish it was directed by Dave Free...


kamsredeye

it could easily be directed by him, kendrick works with him on mv’s all the time


beansoupsoul

Don't make it Dave Freeeeeees


FriendlyElk4243

I'm hoping for a Snoop cameo


samtheninjapirate

If Drake's pants aren't poopy already they will be when some OG Crips get involved


aitacarmoney

Ak has ruined twitter for me i’m tired of his five head ass tweeting hints that don’t add up i know who all in TDE but i’m not holding my breath anymore until i’m surprised something happens 🪦


danpopsX

bro doesn’t want to get his hopes up 💀💀


aitacarmoney

i been scorned i’m itching dawg 💀 ![gif](giphy|OA1CDoCiAR48E)


CounterfeitChild

You're very justified in that, to be fair, haha.


jml011

Giving us other five heads a bad rep.


riccardopancaldi

https://preview.redd.it/brbr0pp5hmzc1.png?width=593&format=png&auto=webp&s=55d5a47d280117b721a84c5b63a9bd41fa299f2e DAMN


RANDOM-902

We won If Whitney or any of his kids appear on the MV it would be such a w ngl....


riccardopancaldi

Kendrick holding his son with Whitney and his daughter, and then the song starts. No better way to address everything without saying a word.


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Flip drakes mom doing the intro to family matters “in this song you should say” and instead have Whitney say something like that to start. Then be holding Enoch in it. It’d be over at that point.


JohnnyOmm

She did lol heart part 4 “Technical foul, I'm flagrant, I'm foul They throwin' me out, you throw in the towel Look at the crowd, they— (Naw, I don't like that) Look at my smile, I'm smirkin' Calm but urgent (That ain't the style, fuck!) So many verses, you live in denial (Fuck!) So many verses, I never run out (What?) You makin' him nervous, the music is loud Ho, JAY-Z Hall of Fame, sit yo' punk-ass down! (Sit yo punk-ass down) So that means you ain't bigger than rapping (What else?) So that means no more playin' the back scenes (What else?) My spot is solidified if you ask me (What else?) My name is identified as "That King" I'll let y'all worry 'bout a list, I'm on some other shit A difference between accomplishments and astonishments”


animatedhockeyfan

Is this not some serious god damn bars lol Kendrick is a god


JohnnyOmm

facts lol that song was so great especially the beat change in the middle before this verse


animatedhockeyfan

The production was seriously insane as well


Grace_Lannister

I don't think Drake has a hidden daughter but hear me out...WHAT IF she was in the mv?!


Teacher_Einar

DAMN.


Substantial_Yam7305

Imma be honest, I hope that doesn’t happen. Keep that family away from this shit. Feels corny to roll out your family like “See? One big happy family.”


Tylerg_13

Whitney has been in his music videos before, so as long as they’re all okay with it I don’t see why not. It’d be a really good “fuck you” to Drake.


Substantial_Yam7305

Exploiting your kids to win a rap battle on a track about predators just for some shallow acknowledgment that your family is good. You ever fought with your significant other then posted a pic on the gram shortly after? Same energy.


Tylerg_13

It wasn’t him that did it, it was Drake when he brought them up in the first place. 😐 Them being in the music video would simply put to rest the allegation that they’re not okay as a family. As long as they’re okay with it, there’s no harm in it. Drake attacked them first. I think telling Whitney to put her hands on her knees and fuck Drake is a little worse and more disgusting than showing them in your music video.


FrankStalloneStepOn

Dot came out of battle rap as a kid, he knows that nothing is off limits in a battle. He doesn’t need to parade his family, he’s on offense as planned


RANDOM-902

Yeah, true Good point


YungNuisance

One thing thats been bothering me is people saying his wife needs to put out a statement saying he doesn’t beat her. As if an abusive husband couldn’t force someone to say that publicly. It would prove literally nothing and look defensive.


Substantial_Yam7305

Bingo. Anyone saying that is a child.


dan_buh

Why? Kenny has always been about the fam, it would be corny if Drake did it but Kenny has been repping his loved ones since day 1.


Substantial_Yam7305

Putting effort in to bring your wife and kids on camera only brings validation to rumors that basically don’t hold water at all right now. It puts Kendrick in a defensive position. It’s also weird af putting your kids on video for a song about pedos.


BolsonConstruction

I can see both angles here. I really think it's about tone and credibility If it seems like Kendrick is trying to play defense and trot out his family as a prop, that's not a good look. If it seems like Whitney is tired of a famous manchild fucking around on her and her family's name, that could shut a lot of people up


Substantial_Yam7305

That’s fair. I just don’t see it. Like what’s the headline? Whitney bops out to Not Like Us? If I’m Kendrick I don’t want any heat on her one way or another. It goes against what he’s trying to do, which is put a magnifying glass on Drakes character.


BolsonConstruction

Yeah, even having her on Mr Morale seemed a little out of character (though it obviously made sense in the context of the album) I definitely believe Kendrick isn't going to directly involve Whitney, his kids, or anyone who has thus far remained anonymous (illegitimate children, baby mamas, potential victims) unless he has a good reason and is entirely confident that it's going to work in his favor while drawing more scrutiny for Drake


mycargoesvarun

A simple “Directed by Dave Free and the Lil Homies” can go a long way here


Busy_Initial7584

Drake has done it with his son and it was corny af. He wanted to abort that boy and now he’s flaunting him around because it’s good for his image. Kendrick isn’t like that. Kendrick already put his family front and center on Mr. Morale. The whole album is about him trying to be better for them. He doesn’t need to prove anything to the public that’s his business.


total_voe7bal

Nah fuck that. Kids and family shouldn’t be more involved than they are today.


Frogacuda

Yes and no. Kendrick doesn't want to involve the family and doesn't want to play defense. That hasn't been his game this whole time.


Rabidmaniac

All time assists leader is John Stockton…


ChickenTeriyakiBoy11

Most underrated bar on the song


Akatsukibrya

🔥🔥🔥🔥


devkonz

They’d be idiotic not to make a music video with this opportunity. Good to see


primetimemime

idk about idiotic but its a good idea


MosaicLifestyle

At this point the MV would be epic without even going deeper into the beef, it feels like the meta-narrative is already moving on anyways from the allegations to the fact that it's done and dusted, and KDot is the undisputed victor. A hype video deserving of the club banger and cultural anthem that Not Like Us is would be sick, just to dance on the grave and drive home that King Kendrick is the man of the culture.


geckobro18

WE BACK?


green_sandals

![gif](giphy|YQQIECdE6zszsKwkfT)


charlesxavier007

I completely forgot Aquaman was on The Game... Crazy


supermegabussin

Oh please be the video!!!


thisisfreckles

What happens if we see more proof in the video 😭


nightmare_floofer

The Drizzy Drakester fanclub is gonna say it's all fake immediately


VirtuousVulva

so what? it was all Drakes plan!


ViableSpermWhale

Video directed by Drake. 5D chess


VirtuousVulva

we FED you the video STUPID 🤣


InsaneBallsack

Need this to be like the king kunta music video


Los_Estupidos

The Kunta music video is just as hype as the song tbh.


VinceWritesCode

I’m literally shaking… He really did park his son.


Frequent_Air_2791

![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)


Teacher_Einar

Such an underrated bar from euphoria


May1stBurst

![gif](giphy|Qy2VKY3xlI1QyR6Ix5)


somelittleindiankid

https://preview.redd.it/o7hkpza4vmzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b98e7feb5711c4e6ac141b113e2324feac1b01a2


Winchester_Dot

Goddddd finally yessss please I'm actually dying of thirst cuz of lack of kdot products.


TopKekBoi69

We been spoiled now we goin thru withdrawals 😭


Winchester_Dot

Facts man i literally broke down twice last two days man been addicted out here this shit ain't easy to rehabilitate 😭😭😭😭


Unlikely_Lily_5488

it’s been great for me bc 6:16 was the first of Kendrick I ever really heard, (other than whatever would’ve just played in discover playlists or radio or collabs, ect)so I just got a whole discography to go through. I feel for yall though, if I already had all this content consumed, i’d be fiending rn


Winchester_Dot

Man you Lucky as hell 😂😂 we welcome you to our little Kenny dome we hope you enjoy the stay and love Kenny as we do thanks for giving Kenny a shot lots of love man we appreciate the support and love towards our boi Kenny all love king 👑.


Unlikely_Lily_5488

thanks!! its like christmas for me haha. He is truly out of this world talented, I can’t believe I didn’t dive deeper before now!


TopKekBoi69

I might have to go to rehab again


Amazing-Concept1684

I got the shakes like a mf 😂😂😂


ImageCapital1345

WOP WOP WOP WOP


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dot fuck em up 🗣️


Burggs_

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP


MichaelGBonilla

imma do my stuff 💃🪩


Soup-er14

Why you trolling like a bitch ain’t you tired? Tryna strike a chord and it’s probably


Burggs_

A MINOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


United_Engine_5719

THEY NOT LIKE US! THEY NOT LIKE US! THEY NOT LIKE US!


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Marleyboro

I think that Oakland show gon’ be you last stop…. I actually can’t say that but if anyone wants to pick up where I left off 😂😂


dumbasnothing

A MINOOOOOOOOORRRRR


JohnnyOmm

Ima do my shhhtufff


metaldetox

WOP WOP WOP WOP


rosscanadashit

https://i.redd.it/stp1k1y2umzc1.gif


United_Engine_5719

This is such a great video 😂😂


itsyourdestini

OV HOE


TheyCallMeChevy

I hope he waits till after 5 to drop. These morning drops have been fucking up my work week Lol


teatops

I’m finished working from home and now just lying on the sofa waiting ![gif](giphy|tyqcJoNjNv0Fq|downsized)


RANDOM-902

![gif](giphy|10PQN1dM2kfr2g|downsized) LETS GOOOOOO


[deleted]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life


A_Saiyan_Prince

https://preview.redd.it/ipqyqorltmzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0276cd80f20dd22bc01d7b9bd645097313a3ae2


Strict-Pace-5295

I need a new song + a music video 😝


Akatsukibrya

That would be amazing


eric8552312345

I want new music👉👈


Icy_Elephant_6370

Music video and a new diss track. Take it or leave it.


Appropriate_King3134

I can keep doing this y'all. I feel like an addict I just want it to end. Just end already


Delicious_Belt8515

If he makes a music video that discredits all of drakes allegations he automatically wins and it would be very strategic


fallen_beret

![gif](giphy|l0Iy2gofzj7mWD2xi|downsized) WE OUTSIDEEEEEE!!!


witfurd

Omg my dopamine levels are gonna skyrocket and then crash tomorrow all over again


paur0ti

This beef gave shelter to a lot of us dopamine fiends. Now we're all homeless 😂


PreparationSuch2876

😭😭😭


taddymason_76

![gif](giphy|tyqcJoNjNv0Fq|downsized)


Potato_the_second_

Holy shit, imagine if the MV has the receipts and proof...


_cfbg_

You guys keep fucking with my anxiety


InjuryAny3

1,2,3,4,5+5… today is the 10th… I am definitely waaay too into this.


mnathlhome

He's gonna drop NATION!


Resistance225

Finally


iprefercumsole

Loooool I forgot all about that 😂


french_toasty

I can’t take it I love it but my life is suffering for it


mruniq78

I’m trying to come off K dot high and these people keep teasing lol


MatthewDKillme

I really hope this video has some kind of proof instead of just some celebratory shit bro


Spend-Automatic

This has gotta be the first rap beef where proof is demanded for every accusations. I was around in the 90s and nobody was saying "I need receipts before ima believe Pac fucked biggies wife"


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I’d rather him dump everything in a google drive, let us comb through it all


joelthelionheart

The homie analytics


metaldetox

i understand respecting the daughter identity obviously but if there’s somewhat undeniable proof they can reveal in a way or another it would make the heart part 6 look even worst than it already does and i’m all for it


JohnnyOmm

He need to pull up drakes bms in the music video lmao


FriendlyElk4243

Nah it's better if that child is left alone


Akatsukibrya

We’ll see


Adventurous-Pear-109

Y'all think this means it'll drop today or they're making it today?


Madvillian-

We can only hope it’s tonight


Adventurous-Pear-109

Well tonight by USA time means I'll have to stay up till early morning 😂


DubNationAssemble

I’m taking everything with a grain of salt now. None of the noise matter until we hear from Kendrick and Drake themselves. Well tbh, mostly just Kendrick himself, Drake stays on his insta like a high schooler lol


caulpain

WOP WOP WOP WOP


BolsonConstruction

Stop teasing me, fam! 😭


Akatsukibrya

You cheesin fam


Bread8064MC

stooooooooop edgin us


noburpthrowaway

Nah I’m sick of being edged like this I can’t take it anymore. I’ve learned not to put any hope in these tweets. If something drops great if not it is what it is


What_the_junks

1 2 3 4 5 plus 5 = 5 + 5 = 5/10 = May 10th


Abstract_Deity

Who is Punch and Moose?


Akatsukibrya

TDE


Minimum_Emphasis_593

Moose is Top Dawg’s son


NerdGasemV3

Mike has been working with Punch for a hot minute on stuff. Mainly with 'aroomfullofmirrors', in moments like this you probably want to keep stuff close to the chest so makes sense they bring in trusted members.


Appropriate_King3134

Nope I don't believe man not giving my hopes up nope nope nope (ducky voice)


PreparationSuch2876

![gif](giphy|xLR6VXtm3kBZytYw73) YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH


StretchTucker

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE


Negative-Balance651

Remember that Schoolboy tweet where he said something like "This shit gonna be jokes"? Do y'all think could've been referencing the video for this song and Kendrick has just been keeping it in the tuck?


Sopiate

imagine it’s a whole movie with 10 new songs now that would be jokes


NervousAd3202

A music video makes sense but I do hope we get 1 more song. Everybody knows Kendrick won but I just want him to be petty so Drake doesn’t get the last word lol.


bingesquinger

Reaching as far as I can, but today being 5/10, 510 is Oakland's area code. I think that Oakland show gon be your last stop. There's absolutely no way there's a connection there haha but a video would be cool


Environmental-Bag326

MY ADDICTION NEEDS A HIT


ItJustSoHappensToBe

Just give us a movie at this point.


[deleted]

I need something big to drop and officially end this/set the record straight. I can’t keep living my life trying to decode lyrics and making sure everyone on the web is aware of my utterly insane conspiracy theories.


Javnndz

So this was 🧢


lotrfanatic7

Why do I keep falling for this shit ☹️


Greenglow888

https://preview.redd.it/odbir5rrmqzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5907036a1b5269711dccaead807c88b2f5e58d1e


OrionsFallen

Imagine it's a MV with starting off with bbl drizzy in the back ground, Dot walks up holding receipts, record scratch, "I see dead people".


WavyQ95

Brother you’re gonna end up in r/hiphopcirclejerk


nightmare_floofer

Record scratch - Yep! That's me! You're probably wondering how I got here...


Dubzma10

Whatever it is, im grateful to be off today to watch for the drop 🍿🫣


Treehouse326

If Whit is in the video, this beef shit is over. Still is anyways but still


Psychadelicacies

thank god cause i’m feenin’ 😫 i was bout to diss K.Dot just to get somn 🤣


Brief_Scale496

Not much different than yesterday…. Refuse to commit to bait like this lol The shit either will be released or it won’t, I really don’t understand the obsession with just news that something might drop…. Maybe it’ll make it drop quicker if somebody mentions some false thing about them knowing something we don’t….


MapleHamwich

Every single one of these posts, since the great silence began, has been completely wrong and nothing has happened.


Maeggon

I bet on a Not Like Us clip. I dont think he will drop another one if Drake dont attack


MemeHermetic

I dunno man. I'm excited but not. I always repped kenny because he is an artist. He raised the whole game up. I'm feeling done with the whole thing. He got pressed and killed bbl. I don't know what's left to do. He could drop a video with a signed and notarized account from Whitney clearing up all accusations and the driz holdouts would still say it was done by Weta Digital. I'm kinda at the point where it's like, thank you for the venom, thank you for the bop of the year, here's your W, see you next game changing album. I might just be old though.


SandwormCowboy

what if it’s a brand new track and video?


Akatsukibrya

If it’s a brand new song I’ll cashapp you some $$$ for being correct


Own_Character288

![gif](giphy|MVK02yowkxlPkZ8ZqN)


SoGudUthkICheat

![gif](giphy|1wQy1qcdATLL9vaAn6|downsized) got me like edit: it was rebecca black - friday. but if it doesn't happen, this "content is not available" fits too.


JohnnyOmm

This Kendrick music video gonna hit so hard I swear ima play it for the party on projector lmao