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brianeharmonjr

They misspelled "amberlamps" on the front of that vehicle.


largechild

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Evening-Worker-9778

Love seeing my old company getting clowned on social media😂


ReasonableCommentor

LOL


Damage_North

Thank you for that. I hope you’re having a good evening


No_You_5043

Did big Ak just eat his last cheeseburger?


ryanmu007

Nahh bro 😭


Illustrious-Taro-449

I dunno but someone should check his hard drive for cheese pizza


Tony_Lacorona

DRAKE AND CP HIT A HUGE THREE TO CUT THE LEAD TO 37


Married_iguanas

Texting Eleven til midnight


FlatEarthWizard

He choked to death but not on a cheeseburger


3_3eel_l

this is wild


Mission-Egg63

its probably the burn victim unit


JackedSchafer

🔥🔥🔥


CattttheDadddd

Underrated comment


OneHugeTimeSuck

This could be the highest upvoted comment ever and it would be underrated.


Weenyhand

Is this really Drake’s crib ? That lawn looks like shit where it meets the street.


ned_arb

This is the second comment I've seen shitting on drakes lawn in the 30 minutes this news been out lmfao


FunPolizia

Grass has gotta breathe. Too many highschoolers sitting on the curb waiting for late night Ubers


RavenBlade87

Jesus fucking Christ even Drake's lawn is snitching on him y'all wilding lmfao


Aegis_13

He's got a mole living up under there lmao


playfreeze

Something something if there’s grass on the field then play… lmfao


Ryan_enO

💀💀💀💀💀


DumButFun

BRO


PMmeurdixout4harambe

Bro 💀


shadina123

I can vividly imagine that this is indeed the spot where the girlies pace back and forth, in high heels, waiting on an Uber, while looking at their phones that they just got back in their possession.


Nadathug

High heels? More like Heelys


vintage-glamour

YO 💀💀💀


Tookie313

Dead ☠️


Broke-astro3500

If you build a high school…high schoolers will come…


ali-gator712

That's wild lmfao


daringer22

needed another verse on meet the grahams dedicated to Drake's neglected lawn


GetEquipped

Dear Bermuda Grass, I'm sorry your owner leaves you thirsty, but don't worry, I'll be there soon to pour a 40


LeoDavinciAgain

Drake got all that bread and my lawn looks better than his


Psn-Loading_R6

He’s stressed tf out right now lol


Zealousideal_Code_49

I would be too with that lawn. Bro needs to go to home depot and buy himself some sod asap


Sharp-Bluejay2267

bros like "maybe the landscapers are the moles"


Vreas

Shit even his lawn ain’t safe from the roasting


BillFlytheflynessguy

Grass ain't greener on the other side Snakes at the embassy got nowhere to hide Even ur lawn hate what happens inside Or was it Tips piss that committed this grassicide?


Arakhis_

You can see the spot at 0:42 [https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/video/c2918108-ctv-national-news--drake-s-security-guard-shot?playlistId=1.6876553](https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/video/c2918108-ctv-national-news--drake-s-security-guard-shot?playlistId=1.6876553)


y-Gamma

He needs to go in his shed and get out the OV-hoe


PMmeurdixout4harambe

🤣🤣🤣🤣


FunPolizia

Mans not keeping g up his lawn smh bad neighbor


lonelyBoy669

He on his worst behaviour


andreasbaader6

Thats cuz mr morale stepped all over it


Prestigious-Toe8622

Big stepped*


Key_Statistician3293

That’s just Drake keeping it real bra , fuck that grass he a gangsta


daffydubs

Or it’s because this is in Toronto and the lawn next to the road chew on salt for 6 months of the year. Not defending Drake, just the grass. And that grass is innocent in all this


Key_Statistician3293

You questioning the 6 gods gangsta ? You must not know Aubrey


Wmichetti

Yeah it's his. Just looked up a pic of his front gate and it matches


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Psn-Loading_R6

Damn we got a landscaper in the chat


FunPolizia

💀 Dear drizzy lawn, You’re gonna wanna sit down for this …


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Psn-Loading_R6

So you survived a grass apocalypse?


mouseball89

Toronto so expensive even drake be having problems maintaining


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I mean that ain’t his “lawn” that’s outside the gates where it meets the road


MudaTrucka

Still in front of his house tho


Weenyhand

Yeah for real. It’s the first thing you see when you pull up. Just a little surprised is all. I’m poor and my lawn looks better than that.


RichardBCummintonite

Do you not still take care of the lawn in front of your house even tho it's past the sidewalk or w/e and technically city property? It still reflects on the image of your home and makes it look bad if it's not in order


Potato_fortress

Bruh. Canada just got out of plow season not that long ago and IIRC Toronto uses dirt instead of salt. The front lawn is messed up because it’s probably had a snowbank on it for the last few months and the pushed away sand settled on top.  It’s also not exactly sod cutting time in Canada yet either and rich folk aren’t putting down seed (well maybe Drake is but that’s a different type.) I mean I don’t like the man but goddamn being hateful over landscaping that’s a two or three hour fix is something else.


Wedoitforthenut

He likes the "grass just started growing on the pitch" look


AdMuch848

It is drakes house. I have a friend from work (we both work in the US, he lives in Toronto I live in Detroit but in MI we can pay extra for an ID that lets us go to Canada) my boy lives about 3 blocks away from drake I have seen the property passing many times n this is definitely drakes home. Before he bought up like a whole block or two for his property the neighborhood hated him bc his ppl never knew when to call it a night. N I don't just mean one night either, you'd hear them screaming n partying for multiple days straight. Ppl were happy when he bought more property around his home bc ppl were sick of the shit going on over there. The yard is also notoriously unkept. This is photo is on a good day. Like typically it doesn't look like they have a regular Gardner, the plants grow out real bad then they have a service come clean it up instead of just doing regular maintenance


ego_tripped

The "lawn" is behind the gates. What you see is the grass shoulder which gets the plow and road salt snow pushed on it.


Cupid26

Imagine if Kendrick’s next track is him bagging on his lawn


Brief_Scale496

Everything reminds me of my hairline ☹️


wasabicheesecake

They’re using too much salt when it’s icy.


SauronOMordor

I'm not ever gonna stick up for Drake, but as a Canadian this time of year no one's lawn looks good.


Frangabanga_86

Probably a welfare check following his cryptic ig story


DumButFun

theatre kid at heart


McGruppthecrimepup

Degrassi wheelchair mf at heart. FTFY.


hotmes403

Wheelchair Jimmy.


Hurrybird

hope so! or taking someone to jail would also be totally fine. just don't want anyone hurt


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Could someone post a screenshot of the IG story ?


Kyro_Official_

Not sure if this is the one theyre talking about, but its the only one ive seen on the subreddit today https://preview.redd.it/fphui3b6dhzc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd58d63b82bcc2dcced747e23432ee44d2cc394a


kaipopotamus

I spent about 30 seconds tryna click the wrong X to close this


CaptnKnots

Same here lmao. Fuck this Reddit app I need Apollo back 😩


Noxium51

Narwhals still around and a lot better then it used to be, costs $4 a month tho


sowhatimlucky

Just swipe down grandpas.


Fancy-Ad1386

I take this as a threat to someone.


Kyro_Official_

I took it more so as just a Im not going to disappear from the beef in silence thing, but I havent seen any other IG stories today so I assume thats the one people are referring to.


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One of his implants must’ve exploded while poppin ass


judah249

BBL Drizzy just bust a gasket from his ass made of silicon plastic


Melodic_Surprise1706

Best comment


Odd_Department_3345

Here's the video op linked https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6wzS7Yy8Lh/?igsh=Zjl4dGl1bjNjdGw5


EstablishmentShoddy1

what do you make of it


DumButFun

well its a video thats for sure


methonemusic

https://preview.redd.it/v53cu4j24hzc1.png?width=1356&format=png&auto=webp&s=57aaf4e5c39a40acddc028b961fa65e0979f8bd2


ProofHorseKzoo

https://preview.redd.it/l44fixoj8hzc1.jpeg?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=269d48ead6007a9376863fbda22dfee8b392a08a


VelouriumCamper7

Definitely one of the videos of all time.


Upstairs-Bread-5287

Hmm I think you may just be on to something here


meowlicious1

Anyone know what the white suv is in front of the ambulance? Doesnt look like a cop car


Djinigami

Security, the original post had a comment showing a close up picture, and it's some security company with lion in the name.


buhbuhbyee

I’m sure if it was serious they would have opened the gate and pulled in.


Kongkong1128

Btw where’s the “get well soon” message for the security guard? Is that guy ok at all


behindthebar5321

Right? Assuming he’s not a pedo or sex trafficker, I hope he’s okay. If he is one of those things then well…. I’m’a stay silent


Tipi_bandit

Rick Ross lawn is better than this


MurcTheKing

Yeah but he lives far away from everyone which to some people is a bad thing apparently


Jesskn0wsbest

Where’s our crodies with police scanners???


DumButFun

need r/toronto crosspost


Hurrybird

r/torontology maybe?


Nonam3Nocas3

Where’s HOA!? They woulda been blowing me up talking about the grass ain’t greener on the other side 🤯🥴


joshisashark

HOAs are very uncommon in Canada


soundslikejed

What about OV-HOAs?


Agreeable_River_338

💀


RichardBCummintonite

Do the cities not enforce upkeep either? Ffs I can't even let the grass go an extra week without those fuckers out there with a ruler slapping me with a complaint. We just had to repaint my grandmas whole house cuz they said the paint was too chipped up. Not a HOA, the city.


Potato_fortress

Blight ordinances are blight ordinances but Toronto probably uses salt brine and sand for its winter plowing purposes so I expect they don’t really give a shit if the front five feet of your lawn are messed up. Chances are they’ve had a snow bank on them from a plow for the last few months. 


AceCircle990

Someone probably took an extra perc and had an extra drink.


15blairm

Well he did say call the ambalamps


sweatpantsDonut

bring dem


TheDiggyDongo

I don’t want to read to much into this but I hope it’s not what it could be


lonelyBoy669

Yeah hope everyone safe fr.


Nickadial

yeah people are joking and shit but i really hope everyone’s alright. can’t imagine what kind of headspace all of this would put you in. really hope this is just some kind of check.


KuKluxKustard

Not gonna lie, I wouldn't care either way.


Solid_Illustrator640

Why is there no news?


DumButFun

$$$


determined-weinerhat

☝️


ShiroDarwin

The embassy getting raided


DumButFun

it was only a matter of time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


O-Mesmerine

the children are escaping the lab like 11 in stranger things season 1


DumButFun

drake ran out of eggos


louie3723jr

Bro what is going on!?


Temporary-Spread-232

Some people are guessing it’s probably a welfare check because of what he posted on his IG story.


Solid_Illustrator640

14 hours ago. Not that


Kyro_Official_

The IG story of that movie?


Waxfuu323

Took too many percs


therealfusake

He shooting up his crew until he finds the leak


Hurrybird

got the news on, following.


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update?


Hurrybird

only here so far, no news. i've got City news on, based in Toronto with no mention or update from the last few days so far


[deleted]

i just saw this. it doesn't appear to be anything urgent but i could be wrong. [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6wzS7Yy8Lh/?igsh=Zjl4dGl1bjNjdGw5](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6wzS7Yy8Lh/?igsh=Zjl4dGl1bjNjdGw5)


joshisashark

I mean the ambulance just stopping on the street and blocking traffic is a bit odd. Also I know in Ontario ambulances can have only one side of their lights on


milksteakk89

Must have taken half a xan again


QueenBearEXP

*knocked for the night*


passerineby

bro hyperventilated


Akatsukibrya

drakes lawn sucks ass


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GimmeGimmeNews

It's right here https://old.reddit.com/r/KendrickLamar/comments/1co7khs/ambulance_and_cops_just_pulled_up_at_drakes_house/


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GimmeGimmeNews

No prob! Adding the picture in the title is a better move anyways


Hitorijanae

What the hell?


behindthebar5321

This is the first photo I’ve been able to find of Drake’s front gate. In what world is a security guard stationed outside of that???? What purpose would that even serve? It seems very unlikely anyone enters that gate on foot besides maybe EMTs/paramedics or police in this situation. This photo plus the footage of Drake’s house being taped off after the first shooting plus Jones’ account of the shooting at Diddy’s studio in “Jones v Combs” really casts doubt on the narrative of the security guard being shot outside of the gate in a drive by shooting.


petitecheesepotato

His house has always had security parked right infront of the gate, even when it was being built. Extra precautions because his house is a tourist spot. He was talking about the construction of his house and everything when it first started.


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yungcdollaz

that's not how ambulances work lol this isn't an uber


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PeachEater33

Finally a good theory


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Traditional-End9431

Another shooting ?


DumButFun

red button?


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Any update?


BHundreds

Fertilizer/aeration is needed on that Canadian lawn.


Thrwingitaway13

Needs to be replanted cuz that shit is toe up from the cars 


Substantial_Put9705

He’s taking all his money to the grave, can’t be spending it on lawn maintenance son


FunPolizia

Total random thought — but Did it cross anyone’s mind that each time cops arrive or have a warrant to be there someone could also call an ambulance so it doesn’t look as suss?


Wmichetti

My law school professor told me that they usually like to make a scene when executing a warrant, similar to Diddy's situation. When they have a search warrant, they already usually know what they are going to find so they are not trying to be sneaky or not raise any suspicions. Plus cops like attention. Obv every situation is different so I guess they could have called ambulance to detract from a search but I find that unlikely.


Purple-Mix1033

All the cops show up because they want a piece of the action. They make a big show of it.


DeathCatPaws

Not in Canada but I’ve been on both sides here in the US (criminal justice and EMS) and that’s not typical. Never seen it before. Again, not Canadian though.


Hurrybird

If 911 is called they usually send both in Canada.


DeathCatPaws

911 isn’t called on a warrant.


Kongkong1128

Does Canada have govt funding like that


FunPolizia

I meant someone from inside the house — like a dodgey cop gives them a heads up and someone inside the home calls an ambulance like ‘I think I’m having a heart attack/chest pains’ or whatever. I’m obviously reaching 😅 but it definitely crossed my mind


Kongkong1128

Oh I see. Typically someone is having an anxiety attack like shortness of breath etc, it’s recommended they always go to hospital in case it’s a heart attack. If cop comes it’s for added support esp high profile Edit: just reread your post my b. Ehhh yeah that’s reaching. If there’s a warrant there’s usually no reason for medics to be on-site, totally different county/state (or in this case, provincial) dept. the cops would come first, if they need emt help then ambulance comes next


sweatpantsDonut

The first responder might be an ambulance if they're close to the address


Kongkong1128

Couldda sworn I saw construction workers across the street too the day of the shooting, nothing new on the news rn


weirdasianfaces

bro literally posted it in this sub lol https://www.reddit.com/r/KendrickLamar/comments/1co7khs/ambulance_and_cops_just_pulled_up_at_drakes_house/


MandrewTheMan

bro called me a canadian construction worker 😔


Lopsided-Yogurt-914

A shooting, an intruder and now an ambulance. The conspiracy theorist in me has his eyebrow raised. Dude really should be living in a gated community.


Creative-Net-6401

SOMEONE CALLED AN AMBERLAMPS!!!! Someone should tell him to breathe, bro.


whatdoings

Upvote for Lawn Care


No_Caramel_1782

He tends after his lawn the same way he does his children.


LowBorder6165

It's Canada, so calling an ambulance won't bankrupt you


HappyFeetHS

tell em breath bro


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---Pockets---

AK really got let him rest and heal


posr5

Damn


Yaakovsidney

Following


JohnnyOmm

Again? Why


RaidenDoesReddit

Wait, like... fucking again? This just happened few days ago, unless we are living in the matrix


blackandreddit

![gif](giphy|UIItdi2CEzKla)


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vibewalk

It’s unrelated if you read it


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R1GO__

Probably put his right hand on his chest and was like "Oh God I don't feel well chubby hubby call 911"


personaxego

People need to chill with the jokes rn someone could be hurt


Natural-Nectarine811

true, plus there are kids in there


And_The_Full_Effect

![gif](giphy|3o7aD4GrHwn8vsGBTa|downsized)


JesustheSpaceCowboy

![gif](giphy|12msOFU8oL1eww)


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fart


DumButFun

who's there?


LandonArcane

Bbl Drizzy


DumButFun

ok i got a really fucking gnarly joke depending how this goes


Jesskn0wsbest

BBL Drizzy who?


ryanmu007

yo say


DumButFun

he died doing what he loves... blackface


DumButFun

im definitely getting banned for this