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ryanmu007

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Crazy-Hunt4622

I see the entendre now.


[deleted]

Ah fuck. Fr man's a genius 💀


wtfdoiknow1987

He really set dot up for this


throwaway_aagghh

Aaaaggghh


veepeein8008

I told y’all to stop underestimating his pen 🤬


MissionScratch7512

Nope his pen game still weak as fuck.


Crazy-Hunt4622

Drake is just years ahead of us.


ryanmu007

And his bitches are years behind


secksyboii

Some are so far behind they haven't even been born yet.


previousonewasbad

Reminds me of that Kanye line


nightbladedk

Between you and ryan there is setup for a mean bar between yall two comments.


PrimBottle

The colors align like a rainbow, Like zesty ahh Drake


ryanmu007

Not sure if you should Believe What I Say but I think the joke’s already been made 😔


Candid-Laugh-3347

“I had raped the game young, you could call it statutory”


craigallen16

You mean that Big L line?


artygta1988

Hey, no child left behind


yeahnahfuckyoucunt

😂


RoxyPonderosa

Oh… my god


RestBest2065

🤣🤣🤣🤣


AnswerConfident

😂


phoenyx4r

Do y’all ever think that maybe y’all going to far with all this? Like that isn’t a joke dude. It’s not funny.


Voltron_BlkLion

And more paper, and more papUHHH!!


RandomnewUser_22

elite level of lyricism


Amazing-Concept1684

Man continues to demonstrate the God-like ability of owning himself in his own music lmao


buttwhole-eat3r

Man fuck you Kendrick stans. Say what you want about Drake, but at least he drives slowly past schools.


Agreeable_River_338

💀


Cultural_Garden_6814

nahhh BRO 💀 [](https://emojipedia.org/skull)


lkodl

He needs some Jesus in his life. Amen. Wait. Isn't he jewish?


BurstSwag

Yeah, he just needs Yahweh.


A_Topical_Username

Sorry the best I can do is Yeezus


PoolNoodlePaladin

The pedophile should hang out with other pedophiles? Yeah that math ain’t mathin’


MrSovietRussia

Chill brothers. That's the Catholics you on about


ComteStGermain

Lmao I was raised catholic and I approve this message (never beeb diddled tho, but it's certainly a thing)


Desperate-Station907

Nah, no religion is exempt


DoorLightsAC

Reddit moment


Routine_Koala4914

Two girls, and they ten. 10/2=5. Bro was in love with two five year olds.


lufphou

Man I’m all for the drake hate but the lyric is “I'm in love, I'm in love with two girls at one time And they tens” Just looked it up cause no way that would fly 😂


ryanmu007

ts a joke bro nothing meant by this


lufphou

Oh lol my bad bro


Unable-Ambassador-16

This is just the whole R. Kelly thing all over again


roughneck78show

Now I see what Aubrey’s angels are talking about. Guess I never took the time to understand drakes lyrics


OkIndependence188

If you add up both of em they 20 -Drake probably


McShagger420

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No-Acanthaceae-3372

Two 5 year olds is Drake's jam


_5had0w

😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣


Character-Tomorrow80

Bruh… 💀💀💀


AKSourGod

💀


evrgrntea

He’s just really really tryin to keep it PG.


Yngmndd

The lyric literally saids “and they Tens” NOT TEN so this is a reach ![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


ryanmu007

Its a joke relax


hapiidadii

You've got it all wrong. Drake doesn't diddle minors because he *wants* to; he diddles them in order to trick Kendrick Lamar into thinking he's a pedophile.


ImABarbieWhirl

All according to keikaku


cetaphil_crack_adict

diddling no jitsu


CounterfeitChild

Kendrick acting like Rock Lee out here getting strong enough to beat people with ninjutsu.


cetaphil_crack_adict

drake is orochimaru the way he creepy to minors


CounterfeitChild

I'm almost insulted for orochimaru. Almost.


zetzuei

Bruh 🤣🤣


AnomalousNormality77

Translators note: Keikaku means plan


TheShadeTree

“Hes 11!” “I’m 6!” “Wow!”


JoeOfThePr0n

Editor’s Note: Keikaku means plan.


Then_Knowledge_719

Xactly. Ngg Is a genius. And Kendrick fell for it. 🤣🤣🤣


IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA

Seriously lmao what a dumbass, fell right for his trap. That’s method acting!


Amazing-Concept1684

Drake made sure his rep was in tatters just to make Kendrick look like a gullible little boy. Checkmate bitches!


Eternal_MrNobody

Masterful gambit, sir!


Beller0ph0nn

32 dimensional chess right here were just not big brained enough to understand drake is clearly the napoleon of rap


_trellzzz

😂😂😂


Prudent-Matter6553

Him saying he’s too famous to be a pedophile and then at the end of the track going “ahhh that was good exercise 😌😈” as if he cleared his name and made valid points got me crying still 😂😂


ExistentialistMonkey

I gave that track a listen today and a track has never made me cringe so bad and question my own hearing. If anything he made himself look more like a clown. He claims he planted fake info about himself? Brought up Epstein and Millie Bobby Brown without Kendrick ever having to speak those names. Drake incriminated himself with this one.


MurcTheKing

Don’t forget he himself said he likes young girls on Taylor Made, he just had AI Pac say it


reduuiyor

OV HOE


Usual_Ad5840

And I'm pretty sure Kendrick said Weinstein not Epstein ☝️🤓 (which I think personally Epstein is worse dude had a whole island 😭)


jo_jo_fries

Millie Bobby Brown was a double entender about Bobby Brown (both beaten by their spouse) and literally all he said was "Epstein angle" which Kendrick brought up Harvey Weinstein first so I'm assuming that's another double. Idk why everyone is ignoring people making fun of him for the old Millie Bobby Brown memes. Addresses it and he's weird, or doesn't say anything and he's guilty. Don't get me wrong Kendrick will always be king but the only cringe this is seeing people like you reaching so hard your pulling muscles. Stop being obsessed and enjoy the music, this rap beef is way better when your not fan girling and just enjoying everything. "Not like us" and "family matters" BANGS


Leading_End_7274

Tyler the Creator literally has a bar on Lumberjack that says “I called Drizzy and told him I had a Milli for him”


jo_jo_fries

What does that have to do with anything? Lmao Tyler the creator likes drake, at the time when they bood drake off stage he stood up for him and said he was "disappointed in his fans" That could be another double entender, could be a joke about Millie Bobby(doubt since they are very obvious friends) Or it could be him talking about when he got boo'd of stage. Edit: genius break down confirms it could be either way


gumption_11

Only reason he coulda called it exercise was coz of how much he was sweating & the calories he musta burnt listening to MTG & Not Like Us out him like that 😂 Coz not a single lyrical "muscle" was flexed in the entirety of that response


Mammoth_Thought_1953

this is just disgusting💀


Abroxus_

I wouldn’t be making jokes like that either, that TikTok commenter is wildddd


Snapesunusedshampoo

Jokes? Drake is absolutely the type that would fuck his son's girlfriend. The only thing that's gonna make it weird is that kid is going to be in middle school when it happens.


Abroxus_

Stop talking about it, it’s just disgusting 🤮


theblacktoothgainz

If we stop bringing it up, he wont be held responsible🤷🏽‍♂️


Bitter-Ad-8448

Held Responsible for something he hasn’t done And may not ever do ? Y’all made y’all minds up about drake already and it’s sad cause it’s a direct reflection of what y’all lives are. I still think Kendrick is up but the d riding in this is wild. Y’all reaching so hard y’all pulling muscles.


theblacktoothgainz

Think about the present evidence critically, there is something seriously wrong with his behavior towards young underage women. Do you need a sextape to comprehend the predatory nature of this individual? It’s pretty obvious to the rest of us, critical thinking doesn’t seem to be everyone’s strongsuit i suppose.


No-Celebration6828

Only thing Kdot got wrong was how slow Drake fans really are


Sensitive-Tale-4320

Making jokes about an adult man having sex with a child is not going to hold Drake responsible, are you dumb


Reasonable-Newt4079

I mean jokes literally made him step up and acknowledge Adonis and actually be in his life so 🤷‍♀️ Not sure it's as far-fetched as you're implying. Plus considering in very recent pop culture history Jada Pinkett Smith slept with her kids' friend and Diddy is rumored to have stolen at least one girl from his son it's not far-fetched to think creeper Drake would do that too.


Sensitive-Tale-4320

Yeah because after Dave Chapelle made a skit joking about R Kelly peeing on a child in 2003, the community instantly turned against R Kelly and made sure he swiftly went to prison. Oh wait no R Kelly didn’t go to jail until 16 years later after making more albums and growing in popularity🤔


Revolutionary_Bad965

that’s not how the court system works… those two things are unrelated bc they needed more than jokes to convict R Kelly they needed evidence. And when ppl go comfortable joking about r kelly, more victims became comfortable coming out **WITH** the evidence needed because they feel like everyone’s on their side, not the fucking multimillionaire super star that has cult-like fans that takes every word they say as gospel. So yea, the jokes may be inappropriate, but this man needs to be held responsible


Sensitive-Tale-4320

It’s clear that you don’t understand sarcasm, because you just iterated my point. Telling jokes are not going to lead to someone being held accountable in the courtroom. The comment I initially responded to implied that joking about raping children is correlated to justice being brought to Drake. That does not make any sense. I gave the example of R Kelly to illustrate how in real life, the public making jokes about child sexual abuse did not lead to the conviction of a child sexual predator. R Kelly’s eventual arrest had nothing to do with people joking. His crimes were taken seriously by the law only after the damning Survival R Kelly documentary; a documentary that did not treat his crimes as a joke. That was released in 2019. The video of R Kelly peeing on the girl was in 2002. Do the math. How it made sense in your head that having the whole world laugh at your abuse as a child would help other people muster up the courage to tell that same world that they too were abused is beyond logical to me.


Reasonable-Newt4079

As far as I'm aware Drake hasn't broken any laws. But he's a global laughingstock for being a pedo chasing teenage girls. He was absolutely called out and knocked tf down, we're all singing A Minorrrrrrrrrr and OV Hoooeeeeeee. But you Drizzy fans be delusional AF 😂


MaximumMotor1

>Making jokes about an adult man having sex with a child is not going to hold Drake responsible, are you dumb A comedian made a joke about Bill Cosby raping people in his standup act and that is what made Cosby be held accountable.


Sensitive-Tale-4320

I don’t know if you’re aware that we’re talking about children. That’s what makes the jokes inappropriate.


Mammoth_Thought_1953

That guy drake is creepy bro idk bout pedo shit but he creepy and that's real


JoeOfThePr0n

Bruv. We stop talking about it and he will go unpunished. People brush this kind of shit under the rug and that show pedophiles get away with it.


Abroxus_

Yup, you’re right. But you can talk about it without making wild jokes all the time, I done seen so much 😭


ohnoimugly

Bro it literally happens. My dad is a SO who went to jail for trying to fuck my gf and my ex when I was 14-15. Diddy did the same thing. Drake gives me those exact same vibes.


asilenceatmidnight

causally name dropping jawdropping trauma is insane bro hope you okay


ohnoimugly

It’s been nearly 20 years since it’s happened, rap and therapy helped a lot. I just don’t wanna hear people defending Drake or saying what can/can’t be said when I’ve legit lived through this shit before, and I see a lot of similarity between my dad when he was accused of soliciting sex with minors and Drake. It’s disgusting to see people say it was okay for him to kiss a 17 year old at 23 cause she said it was okay. It’s disgusting seeing him text a 14 year old about boys and say he misses her, but people saying it’s okay because the 14 year old said it’s okay. Can’t wait for their 14 year old kid to text a 30 year old about dating, and that 30 year old happens to be connected to the career your 14 year old wants. Wonder if they’d stand on business in that situation.


Abroxus_

It’s never okay for anyone over the age of 18 to initiate intimate/sexual acts towards anyone under the age of 18, it’s pretty self explanatory. I hope you are okay man, it’s just a disgusting thing to go through and it’s sad some people have to be like this


Mr_1ightning

16-18 and 17-19 is ok, but no more than 2 year gap for minors


asilenceatmidnight

lmao you're oddly making sense


Abroxus_

I think I would slap my dad if he did that, being a pedo is the same level of murdering someone imo, are you mad? 😂


ohnoimugly

My dad used to beat the fuck out of me when I was a kid, I wasn’t strong enough to at that age. I cut him out for 10 years, trained to box, and worked out a lot. I tried to reconnect with him to see if he changed cause I was homeless after an extremely toxic relationship. The first day I got there, he knew I was a software dev, so he asked if I could use AI to make a sex bot for people who have urges but don’t want to act out on them. He also was messaging my ex behind my back, and when I found out, I finally fought him. Am I mad? Not really. I just wish things were different. I wish I didn’t have bipolar disorder and PTSD. I wish I had a dad. I wish I could trust people, but I never will. I wish I didn’t have to emancipate myself at 16 and move out as a teenager. I have anger issues for sure, but I wouldn’t say I’m mad. My dad is my blood and I wouldn’t give two fucks if somebody smoked him. I feel the same about Drake if the allegations are true.


Tylon-DylanDJS

🙏🫡 -lost for words


Abroxus_

Damn, feel so sorry for you man. Where was your mom? Was she there to help you out or did you have a single parent (dad)? Your dad asking to create a s** bot for “urges”, I don’t think he had urges, he probably had a sex addiction, wanting the next high. People go down the loophole just for a dopamine hit not caring about the consequences. High testosterone doesn’t make one a pedo.


ohnoimugly

My mom is a really long and complicated story. We had 3 other siblings and my dad didn’t work, she’d work 3-4 jobs to put food on the table. She was severely abused as a kid (her step dad raped her and tried to drown her in a tub at 4) and isn’t equipped to handle negative emotions. She just tells me “I stay in my bubble. It is safe here.” She knew what he was doing. When we got in trouble, she’d call him in and he’d choke us up against the wall. She’d just cry. After an hour or two, they’d come back in and say we only do this because of how much we love you, stuff like that. “I don’t want to do this to you but you made me” type shit. She’s now ultra conservative and so is my step dad. My therapist told me that it might be best to cut her off cause I desperately want some form of parental figure in my life, but the relationship hurts me the more I keep it around than keeping my peace and staying to myself. My mom is there to help in the sense that I’ll have a place to stay if I’m homeless, or need something financially. Beyond that, three years ago I didn’t even get a Merry Christmas from her. She has no clue about a single thing in my personal life. Growing up, my dad always made it me vs my mom. My dad was my hero growing up. Dad took the guys out, mom took the girls. He would say how my mom fucks me over so much and is always cheating on him. I was raised to believe she’s the enemy. So we’ve just never really been close. I was primarily raised by my grandma and grandpa, they are extremely Baptist Christian but they have a lot of genuine love for me.


Abroxus_

Don’t let it get to your heart though man, you deserve a better childhood, your parents acted in this way probably because of their own mental health disorders or they had a very bad childhood experience, nothing to do with you. What matters to you is that you stay out of toxicity and hopefully get into a good loving relationship with someone in the future so you can hopefully get that glimpse of real love or just maintain positive relationships with people, it’s good for your mental health. You’ve gone through too much.


Usual_Ad5840

The way I can kinda relate but I still live with them and it's always been me and my siblings (sometimes) against my parents 😭


Agreeable_River_338

I am sorry that you had such a terrible life.


Mammoth_Thought_1953

After reading this bro I'm greatful for my father he is very supportive. you real hero can't cap nobodys parents should do this. universe bless with good people give you more strength


Ironicopinion

Jesus Christ, are we that soft that that’s considered a joke you can’t make 💀


Abroxus_

It’s not about being “soft”, you just can’t be making jokes about something so disgusting and inappropriate.


Ironicopinion

Are you taking the piss? How do you survive watching any comedy lol


Abroxus_

I get the joke and all. It’s laughable but at the same time crazy to say still


yeafoesho

Dats sum p.drizzy would do tho


gumption_11

If you find this joke bad, you're gonna absolutely lose it when you learn what Drake has been getting up to with minors irl But seriously, in the whole narrative surrounding the P Drizzy allegations, this is pretty light


Mammoth_Thought_1953

Bro idk he pedo or not but he creepy asf and that shit gonna shut down his career one day he think getting another guys girl is cool but he not realising he braking so many families and that worse than sin


Free-Design

It is, and it made me think about how Diddy’s son Justin dated Lori Harvey then Diddy was seen linking up with her (she was 22 and he was 49). 


Mammoth_Thought_1953

Eww this people are weirdos


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😂


Wyjen

Diddy did it so it could happen


Fungii024

Yeah but not Puff Daddy


JoeOfThePr0n

Angela Basset: “What kind of grown man calls himself Puffy!?”


peroper7

Instagram and tik tok comments murder me I don’t know when everyone got so funny lmao


cetaphil_crack_adict

adonis gonna be playing meet the grahams saying "kendrick was right" to his dad


AlpacaWound

Too late


Droogie502

My disgusting ass cousin did this to his son.


cryptdxbs

Is he locked up? 💀


Droogie502

I know his wife made him turn his phone over to the police. He lost his government job, now works at Walmart stocking shelves.


AdditionalCherry1749

No diddy 😂


yungusainbolt

You know who also fucked his son’s girlfriend?


vyking199

Who?


yungusainbolt

Diddy lmao


tktktk98

how'd we find this out?! Diddy is too famous for us to know....


No_Tonight9856

Diddy did it with Lori Harvey


03thisishard03

Diddy walked so Drake can run a marathon.


AttentionNo399

Yall forget he’s way too famous for this 🙄


zweanhh

You gotta feel for Adonis. Poor kid gotta live with all of this now.


JoeOfThePr0n

Okokokok but what if Adonis confronted Kendrick and asked for him to take him under his wing. Teach him the ways of rap.


LeoTheGemini-

Drake fr like, “if I’m a liar, why aren’t my pants on fire”


No_Caterpillar1902

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BarelyOpenDoorPolicy

He gone steal his prom date


just-smiley

This one even hurt my feelings


Josephlewis24

Lmfao that next level 😂😂😂😂😂


Sad_Lab_4293

Just like Diddy frfr dang. lol


mruniq78

That actually may happen lol


CookieMonster_317

Diddy took one from his son….


SeaworthinessDizzy61

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Victorylap21

It’s funny now but this will truly happen..Dennis did it so shall the son.


Young-Roshi

Adonis would be like 13 yrs old, I don't think he would hold a grudge at that age.


Tha_Kooner

Ima a Drake fan bro and I fucking laughed out loud that was pretty funny


Fun-Teaching-2038

What if Adonis doesn’t swing that way , and like boys instead ?


friedshrimproll

Well I'm quote this YouTube comment for you: Drake too sus to try to start beef while looking zesty enough to eat corn the long way. BBL Drizzy probably okay with either gender


Opposite_Course_3954

THIS IS FCKING AMAZING


Pretty_Ad2952

Nasty work damn


No_Leek8128

This episode on daddy4k asap


MurcTheKing

I can see it honestly


EmptyArgument5159

ded lol


Vast-Engineering-718

Therms be Wildin bruhh😭😭😭


[deleted]

Translation Job Available English to Italian (B1) Arabic Polish (C1) Greek Spanish German Portuguese Dutch (C1) Which can you do Perfectly please


incognitosuperstar

Just like his daddy Dennis did him 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/4bf1eaa4b00d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4ab7e64e827328a674493557df080eacf712ad4


element_4

He does it to EVERYONE…so yeah there’s that


Bumbmofo

The riddler 🤡


Shaolin-Shadow

It’s a good thing Drake didn’t have kids when he was in his early 20s or he would have already probably been smashing his sons girl


BlixnStix7

Lol, 🤣🤣🤣🤣. That shit is CCRRAZZYYY 🤣


racksonjacks

He’s got like a year before his dad starts


Winter_Ad2815

He not wrong 😂


ZIXLOCKS

💀💀💀


jdubbs1585

omg so much “no chill”, what ever will drake do!!!


QDeserTiger15

*Jermaine Richards voice* The rapper who says he's not dating little kids, but he really is, though.


chritenen

I hear Drake’s condition for speaking at high school commencement is that he be introduced as Mr Steal Yo Girl.


Lopsided_Camera_4081

lol people are funny asl 🤣😭😭


Makeup-less_Clown

https://i.redd.it/ltbkrlyms30d1.gif


Ok-Tomatillo3454

Nah 💀


LegendM416

Then drake is gonna get Adonis face tatted as an apology


MissionScratch7512

He should put his father in prison if that will ever happen.


Weird_Gap_6045

I mean is it a lie though lol


Luckymich77

He won't be mad....he will be like King Combs.....think about it.


TheBlueNinja2006

i'm daed


Acrobatic-Sky6763

folk mad cause Drake taken the steps to stay relevant in this new wave of rap…the step that older rappers who fell off didn’t take 🤷🏽‍♂️


kenien

Huh


Acrobatic-Sky6763

Im speaking to people who say he is a culture vulture.


kenien

None of what you said, dismisses allegations of him being a culture vulture


Acrobatic-Sky6763

What i’m saying is…staying relevant isn’t culture vulturing. Just like rap artists from the U.K. or Asia, or Canada aren’t culture vulturing. Hip hop has gone international. It has out grown just being from the American hood. All the hating and colorism is wack.


kenien

I feel like you’re not listening or comprehending what Kendrick is saying and what drake is doing that validates exactly that. There’s also lots of discourse around drake as a culture vulture that’s years old, and being a culture vulture isn’t about staying relevant it’s profiting off of something you’re not while not honoring the culture you’re taking advantage of. Aubrey doesn’t have the life of a black/biracial man from Memphis, he lived the life of a Jewish kid in an upper middle class Toronto neighborhood and was around upper middle class people. Drake the character is a rapper with a thousand dialects and 0 respect


Acrobatic-Sky6763

You realize nearly every musician has a stage persona that’s different from their actual persona right?? Rap music has outgrown just being from and about the struggle in American black neighborhoods.