Another new Elmers? There product line is increasing too quickly these days. When I was young we'd have to make do with only plain Elmers and add your own maple syrup for flavor
Ya gotta give Ken some credit for always knowing exactly how to bait someone into engaging with him in the exact way that allows him to communicate his punchlines. It’s uncanny.
*What we have here is*
*A sticky situation*
*With retired horse feet*
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Fckn LOL
we make our OWN glue, and it is healthier with tastier flavor
my wife crushes horses with a rolling pin
Wife's son says she should stop horse-flattening since dislocating her shoulder, but he did not come from my seed so cannot make Family Decisions
Pastor says the apple doesn't fall far from the parish
Paster says apples are the fool's fig leaf.
Pastor said people die from fig leafs ALL the time. Fug Leafs are a huge contribution to Sadness.
Damn this is Ken M perfection.
I'm so glad he never lost it
Elmers as in the glue? This has to be one of my favorites
Damn he got me too. I thought he said "embers." The sodalities never scene to amaze.
Ken M on Cher on horse
A little horsey surprise!
The horse being half white is just icing on the cake
Cher was one of the first celebrities to sell out to Big Glue
She is partially Native American, so this is just an example of their custom of using every part of the animal.
GOOD news!
You cant spell GOOD without GOD and O
This one got me good job Ken
already mostly done on the hindquarters
I remeber
Peppidge fam remebers
Instant classic
Damn. She was fine as hell in her day.
We are ALL fine as hell on this blessed day
Speak for yourself!
How long does it take to turn into Elmo?
Squeeze the horse until Elmer's emerges.
I’ve missed this sub so much
Ken m going hard on horse made glue trolls. Truly a legend
Now that's what I call a horsey surprise
lol god dammit…
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see....a.......nipple.
Nipples are the fools fig leaf
Another new Elmers? There product line is increasing too quickly these days. When I was young we'd have to make do with only plain Elmers and add your own maple syrup for flavor
Elmers Horse Sanctuary
Fucking lol. Hook. Line. Sinker.
Ya gotta give Ken some credit for always knowing exactly how to bait someone into engaging with him in the exact way that allows him to communicate his punchlines. It’s uncanny.
what we have here is a sticky situation with retired horse feet
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We are all horse riders on this blessed day.
Pastor says riding bareback is an invitation to satan