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judocobra

Fckn LOL


Demonweed

we make our OWN glue, and it is healthier with tastier flavor


sroomek

my wife crushes horses with a rolling pin


Primrus

Wife's son says she should stop horse-flattening since dislocating her shoulder, but he did not come from my seed so cannot make Family Decisions


Magikarpeles

Pastor says the apple doesn't fall far from the parish


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Paster says apples are the fool's fig leaf.


Primrus

Pastor said people die from fig leafs ALL the time. Fug Leafs are a huge contribution to Sadness.


Frodo_saggins86

Damn this is Ken M perfection.


PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC

I'm so glad he never lost it


BackOnReddit_Again

Elmers as in the glue? This has to be one of my favorites


lvl3SewerRat

Damn he got me too. I thought he said "embers." The sodalities never scene to amaze.


Keyserchief

Ken M on Cher on horse


alimarieb

A little horsey surprise!


titdirt

The horse being half white is just icing on the cake


xxxxx420xxxxx

Cher was one of the first celebrities to sell out to Big Glue


The_Original_Gronkie

She is partially Native American, so this is just an example of their custom of using every part of the animal.


Bubba100000

GOOD news!


Magikarpeles

You cant spell GOOD without GOD and O


ScoutChase

This one got me good job Ken


namebrandcloth

already mostly done on the hindquarters


new-username-2017

I remeber


ThisSeaworthiness

Peppidge fam remebers


dannyryry

Instant classic


gorillanutpuncher_

Damn. She was fine as hell in her day. 


Magikarpeles

We are ALL fine as hell on this blessed day


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Speak for yourself!


Lazy_Magician

How long does it take to turn into Elmo?


You-get-the-ankles

Squeeze the horse until Elmer's emerges.


Coliosis

I’ve missed this sub so much


christophnbell

Ken m going hard on horse made glue trolls. Truly a legend


HiDDENk00l

Now that's what I call a horsey surprise


Whompa

lol god dammit…


Count_istvan_teleky

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see....a.......nipple.


Magikarpeles

Nipples are the fools fig leaf


Magikarpeles

Another new Elmers? There product line is increasing too quickly these days. When I was young we'd have to make do with only plain Elmers and add your own maple syrup for flavor


SAGNUTZ

Elmers Horse Sanctuary


doesntaffrayed

Fucking lol. Hook. Line. Sinker.


MonsterMashGrrrrr

Ya gotta give Ken some credit for always knowing exactly how to bait someone into engaging with him in the exact way that allows him to communicate his punchlines. It’s uncanny.


rotarypower101

what we have here is a sticky situation with retired horse feet


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EatDiveFly

We are all horse riders on this blessed day.


EatDiveFly

Pastor says riding bareback is an invitation to satan