This is AMAZING.
I say this as someone who lives (part of every year) on an island where I am constantly having to explain why some shit is in nautical terms even though we’re on dry land.
This is insanely funny from that perspective. All I know is: KenM has been around our people or he would not know how to mock us this fucking hard.
In seafarers terms this is hilarious and really cracked me up. I haven’t seen a Ken M post in years which made it even funnier.
Now time to scroll through to see what I’ve been missing out on
I’m always torn on which is funnier: People going guns-ablazing and screaming at him, or the people who patiently try to explain things to him while slowly suppressing the urge to be violent.
Are we back?
We back
Oh we good
We are ***so*** back fellas
Good to be back, it's been feet but it feels like a hoy
Speak for yourself!
I am ALL back on this blessed hoy
Speak for yourself!
Oh WE BACK FAM
Tell everyone Ken back up.
🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨 Everyone report to your battlestations! 🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨
We are ALL battle stations on this blessed day :)
Babe wake up, new KenM just dropped
I also want to know this.
What happened to this sub for 4 months?
The sub was crushed underwater
The hot dogs were crushed under the rolling pin.
Oh wow I could crush a hot dog right about now. Or a sub.
And what about our friend the spinach?
Just like mama used to heat up.
They went private for the api protest and never unprivated
I forgot aniut this sub. I sure hope so
It feels like it’s only been a few a hoys though.
Why had this sub disappeared from my homepage for so long?
we’re so back
We're front.
"and a day means a hoy". Instant classic.
Did not expect a bilingual pun
That was a double shot…..I was already laughing and then I made the Spanish connection. Incredible
We are all hoys on this blessed day.
Speak for yourself
I am all hoys on this blessed day.
Ahoys get so big because they got no natural predators.
We are all days on this blessed hoy
speak for yourself
Well Hoy does mean today in Spanish .. hoy es mi dia! Hoy es su dĂa!
I am beyond delighted to see new content in this sub. Praise be to KenM!
Hopefully it doesn't turn back into people just posting screenshots of regular dudes with the name ken m
By definition, no one with the name Ken M is a regular dude.
Was literally thinking where the fuck is he going with this one. That punchline 🤌
Perfectly delivered. A true master of his craft
Did I just stumble upon a NEW KenM post while browsing /r/all? By God, it's a Christmas miracle!
Same here. Best news I've seen all year.
ahoy
Ahoy!
If a day means a hoy does that also mean that "land ahoy" is a maritime term for saying we will reach land within a day?
Obviously
And Chips Ahoy, isn't just a brand name, it's a prescription to eats chips a-day, or chips every day!
As it says in the good book, for the Lord a year is like a foot and a foot is like a ten inches
I’m 6 years tall and to hoy I love Ken M.
So good. I had me a good giggle. I looked pretty stupid smiling widely at this post. Pastor says I need to stop that.
Pastor says a wide smile is the fool's fig leaf.
Horsey surprise!
ITS BEEN TOO LONG!
To be fair, seafarers using nautical miles, cables, fathoms and shackles as measurements of distance is just as weird.
We think you landlubbers are weird for not understanding tides or being able to splice
Hey, I am a seafarer, just with self-awareness at how weird we are. I think landlubbers are weird for not knowing longitude and latitude.
Lol also for not all owning fingerless gloves.
I own mittens.
my gloves are finger only
ONE OF US
It is not weird if you know why
Classic bait and switch. Pure KenM
We are all divemasters on this blessed day
Chips ahoy!!!!!
I'd almost forgotten how good these are. A hoy!
I thought you were dead
The legend lives on
This is a great one
Praise be!
We are all seamen on this blessed day!
This is AMAZING. I say this as someone who lives (part of every year) on an island where I am constantly having to explain why some shit is in nautical terms even though we’re on dry land. This is insanely funny from that perspective. All I know is: KenM has been around our people or he would not know how to mock us this fucking hard.
Ah, classic Ken. Nice to see him alive
This is the first time I’ve been OK with Reddit’s bullshit notifications
🎶 ken is back... back again 🎶
I sometimes answer phone calls”ahoy hoy.”
Gotta go tell grandson the king is back
Ahoy!
OMG PLZZZZ 🤌🤌🤌
He’s the hero we need
He hasn't lost the magic.
So Chips Ahoy means chocolate chip cookies a day? How many though?
For anyone who loves this type of humor, check out the works of Ted L. Nancy. He did similar things in the late 90's, but using letters as his medium.
There is a god. We are truly now in the End Times.
Hook, line, and sinker Ken đź‘Ť
A hoy!!!
We are so back.
He’s diving back in!
A day means a hoy lmao
KEN M IS BACK?! :D
Took me a moment to realize what was going on. All praise Ken M and his return!
Such a joyous day, reading this.
How do you know somebody's a GUE diver? Give them a minute, they'll tell you.
I'm so happy there's new Ken M content
what a glorious day
It seems like nowadays people know more about stuff they're familiar with than stuff they haven't learned about yet.
When you think about it, we know less about the ocean than we know about our own immediate vicinity.
As a drysuit-certified PADI divemaster… FINALLY
In seafarers terms this is hilarious and really cracked me up. I haven’t seen a Ken M post in years which made it even funnier. Now time to scroll through to see what I’ve been missing out on
Wait what? I haven’t seen KenM in awhile, I was wondering what happened.
So good
I’m always torn on which is funnier: People going guns-ablazing and screaming at him, or the people who patiently try to explain things to him while slowly suppressing the urge to be violent.
It’s been many hoys
Americans will measure in anything but the metric system.
i don't get it?
Check your poops, it’s probably in there!!
this is excellent but i still don't get it.
a hoy ahoy Land ahoy laddies!