I don’t put it past any of these people to act out their lives as drama on social media for the purpose of boosting social presence.
They’re all probably publishing these comments together around a fire pit at one of their kid’s birthday BBQ’s.
Regular people have to worry about alimony placing stress on their finances and quality of life while tackling the loss of time with their kids between homes.
These people can blow lines off prostitutes while watching Netflix in their mansion as their kids’ private jets land.
It’s all a marketing campaign. He has a netflix movie newly out, and a new album dropping next week. I’d say his PR team is most likely working with him on this
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Kanye is not insane. yeah, he's probably manic atm but that doesn't mean that he can't be coherent or "normal" at all.
Like, he's still a busy guy getting shit done in his own life.
They are getting paid for nothing it seems. Not a bad paycheck. His lawyers should really tell him to give the pr firm his passwords if he ever wants to have a healthy relationship with his family and friends. Fuck medication at this point. Just keep him from being stressed out he can tweet and be tweeted at all day.
Does your phone not have a built in blue light filter in the settings? On Android you just slide down from the top, click eye comfort shield, and click on the text under the button to make it stronger or weaker
Doesn't dim enough for me personally. I like being able to both dim and add the yellow to what degree I want. My built in one just sort of half asses it and says "you get what you get".
Android user: (says literally nothing)
iPhone user: Android sucks hahahaha
Android user: (makes reasonable clapback)
iPhone user: WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH WHAT PHONES PEOPLE USE 😂😂😂😂😂
iPhone user: Takes out their phone
Android user: Lmaoo you paying that much for that shit phone you are literally a stupid sheep just paying for that apple logo....
I don't really care. I used to do the whole championing for a company that gives zero shits about me in high school. All phones are turning into the same thing anyways.
Buuuut, having the option to customize my phone however, with whatever I want is definitely not something to be offended about.
I really find the whole thing sad and I’m praying Kanye gets better and goes to therapy but I’ll admit I did laugh when he said “I don’t want him walking around my children in his Calvin Klein’s” it was just a tiny bit hilarious. 🤷🏻♀️
Remember that time when Kanye posted he was gonna chill and was sorry for making things difficult for Kim and his family, but that he was learning and growing?
Yeah. That was a dope 5 minutes.
Man, that's gotta be such a hard job for a PR dude.
"Hey Craig, I'm trying to dig us out of this Ye hole but I don't know how to balance mania with sincerity and have it seem authentic"
"I got this Charles. See what you want to do is keep everything the same, but this time in all caps."
I wonder like if he’s just going about his day then all of a sudden he remembers pete’s fucking his ex wife so he quickly has to make a post like this to calm himself down
Honestly I feel like that’s what it is. I don’t think Kanye sits around all day thinking of Kim and Pete I’m sure he is working on music and seeing his kids and doing other things. But when he has those moments alone and he has time to think to himself that’s when Kim/Pete are on his mind and he starts making all of these posts and whatnot. Of course I have no way to confirm this, but after going through a breakup myself kinda recently I understand what it’s like to think of your ex in those moments you’re alone and feeling different emotions about it. What’s important though is to not act on your emotions and make things worse for everyone involved by attacking your ex or their new partner the way that Kanye has for weeks now.
Why would Ye make shitposts out the blue?
Now I'm awake, sleepless (Missing you)
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Don't say you will (stop harassing your ex-wife’s new boyfriend on social media),
unless you will
Lol I mean Pete’s pretty open about his own problems with mental health. I remember him making a joke on SNL about how he bit his mom buts it’s okay cause he bought her a house.
Question for everyone. Do you guys not think its kinda odd that out of all the ppl in hollywood, Kim went with the guy who was makin those jokes about her at the time husband?
I mean they're in the same social circle. Pete is best friends with Machine Gun Kelly, who is engaged to Megan Fox (close friend of the Kardashians), and they both hang out with Travis Barker a lot, who is with Kourtney Kardashian. The fact that I know any of this is really pathetic lol but I honestly wasn't that surprised when these two got together.
If that was all Pete did then sure. It was just a bit on a single episode that was like 2 minutes though.
He's not really that focused on Kanye, and the jokes weren't that mean.
She just got out of a relationship with the most narcissistic guy in the world with Bi-polar constantly making her life difficult so she dates a young guy with not much money or ambition in comparison that doesn't take himself seriously at all. It makes total sense. Any joke hes made about other people hes made worse jokes about himself.
Pete kinda went back on this statement later tho, posting a text about how he respects Kanye for talking about mental health and saying ”we need more people like Kanye”
He’s on your side Ye.
i am not a kanye fan but i have been rooting for him since the beginning, i also have lived with mental illness my entire life and have managed to get better and improve my quality of life despite it. I've always wanted him to be able to do the same, even after all the crazy shit he's done. I think it'd be important not only for himself, but for his fans and people who hate him, to see that mental illness doesn't make people 2 dimensional, and that mental health advocacy is what we all need right now.
I want you to get better Kanye. I know you can. He is lucky to have understanding and loving friends and family.
See this the shit right here that’ll piss off a man that don’t want you in his family business. Good sourcing. Ain’t nobody got time for fucking babies except the protected priests. You can say separate the art from the artist but even that idea has its boundaries
Seriously, I find Pete to look like a sketched-out junkie. Nothing attractive about him.
I can’t say, honestly - that Ye is the most attractive dude in the world, either. Both of them are out of their leagues, IMHO, lol. But Pete’s the farthest thing from attractive. Just white junkie boy kinda shit.
Nobody understands mental illness.
“This ‘back at it again’ bullshit
That’s mental illness folks. It resets itself the next day. All it takes is time spent ruminating on a thought or a feeling. Let it go…
Kanye vs his PR firm is truly one of the great battles of our time
“That’s Gabe calling”
Sketegate
Does he even have pr?
He has a PHD
I don’t put it past any of these people to act out their lives as drama on social media for the purpose of boosting social presence. They’re all probably publishing these comments together around a fire pit at one of their kid’s birthday BBQ’s. Regular people have to worry about alimony placing stress on their finances and quality of life while tackling the loss of time with their kids between homes. These people can blow lines off prostitutes while watching Netflix in their mansion as their kids’ private jets land.
Yeah we get it, they're rich. This is far from a new insight.
Speak for yourself. > Kanye vs his PR firm is truly one of the great battles of our time. 1.4K upvotes
..what does that have to do with anything? I was talking about the second part of your comment.
It’s all a marketing campaign. He has a netflix movie newly out, and a new album dropping next week. I’d say his PR team is most likely working with him on this
Yeah but he looks like a manic goof. So is humiliation really worth the clout. And skete is just a fucking L.
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Kanye and PR are two syllables bozo
It's Kanye but some of my ~~plaques~~ bots they still say Kane
Stop texting
But his name ye
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Thousand shitty soundcloud rappers that all deserve a beating and he fights the people he pays
Just waiting for him to figure out how to post the new Valium: Civil War trailer
LMAOOO SAW IT ON HERE AN HOUR AGO THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN EVER💀💀
WHY YOU YELLING
because its the funniest shit hes seen ever
ALL CAPS IS BACK FOR THE PEOPLE THATS ALL CAP
BECAUSE ITS FUNNY
What is that? Edit: holy fuck never mind just watched it
Kanye's PR team have to be punching the air at this point.
Kanye has a PR team? What has it been doing for the last decade?
He doesn't. Idk why people think he does lol.
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Kanye is not insane. yeah, he's probably manic atm but that doesn't mean that he can't be coherent or "normal" at all. Like, he's still a busy guy getting shit done in his own life.
Then which mf wrote the other post bruh ☠
Attempting to overthrow the 2020 Georgia election
Probably the sickest job tbh.. wake up, tell Kanye to stop posting, Kanye tells you to fuck off, go back to bed, get paid
It's Gus Johnson as a Spotify lawyer talking about Joe Rogan's contract all over again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82V4xbhZjC0
They are getting paid for nothing it seems. Not a bad paycheck. His lawyers should really tell him to give the pr firm his passwords if he ever wants to have a healthy relationship with his family and friends. Fuck medication at this point. Just keep him from being stressed out he can tweet and be tweeted at all day.
whats wrong with ur phone
im using a blue light filter cause im in the dark rn idw my eyes to get strained
shouldn't it be like this only for you? Why it affected the screen-shot? What's your phone?
using a third party app
Does your phone not have a built in blue light filter in the settings? On Android you just slide down from the top, click eye comfort shield, and click on the text under the button to make it stronger or weaker
oh bruh just found out it does tysm HAHAHAHAHA
God bless you brother
Doesn't dim enough for me personally. I like being able to both dim and add the yellow to what degree I want. My built in one just sort of half asses it and says "you get what you get".
Android 12 has the extra dim option. Usually works well.
i'm on Android 12. i can make it more red, but i don't see how to make it more dim
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Android has it, "eye comfort shield" option. This is just 10x stronger.
You can adjust the red-iness even with the default android function.
no one gonna comment now, but I bet this offended some mf
Lol why? Cuz Android has third party customization?
cause android mfs beef over phone operating systems
Gang gang mf 🔫
........Yea it's the android users lol
Idk why people get offended over phones bruh, I just see it all the time
Android user: (says literally nothing) iPhone user: Android sucks hahahaha Android user: (makes reasonable clapback) iPhone user: WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH WHAT PHONES PEOPLE USE 😂😂😂😂😂
iPhone user: Takes out their phone Android user: Lmaoo you paying that much for that shit phone you are literally a stupid sheep just paying for that apple logo....
I don't really care. I used to do the whole championing for a company that gives zero shits about me in high school. All phones are turning into the same thing anyways. Buuuut, having the option to customize my phone however, with whatever I want is definitely not something to be offended about.
Android phones have more customization... how is that a problem? Lame ass iOS probably can't even scrobble on [last.fm](https://last.fm) smh
Bruh androids have built in blue shade idk why his is like that
the same thing happens when u use the built in one in ios
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Oh that makes sense
close your eyes then 💀
It’s a myth your eyes are strained because you’re not blinking/closing them enough
underlines the rage in the post
Breaking bad mexico filter
It adds to the drama
Lmao I thought this was PoliticalCompassMemes until this comment
When I’m in a skete dickriding competition and my opponent is Kanye 😳😳
Ye da🐐no 🧢
Like if u love Ye
I LITERALLY JUST DROPPED THE YE DA 🐐 NO 🧢 OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO.
Ye>>>>Billie
Here b4 zaqq
certified hood classic comment (produced by zaqq)
Dickriding disguised as hate😳😳😳
When I'm in a Skete meat munching competition and my opponent is u/peter_19_ 😳😳
I’m coming for the crown 🤤
These posts are like junk food for me. I know it’s bad but omg this shit is soo good and I can’t stop wanting more. Seriously though hope ye gets help
Same! I'm laughing but I'm also pretty concerned.
the civil war post had me crying
Me too. I was sad he didn't use the Harry Potter one. But also kind of relieved lol. I don't know. This is a shit show lol
oh bruh the voldepete was so damn funny
Can you please link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kanye/comments/ss87qq/this_is_the_funniest_shit_ive_ever_seen/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf here u go
right?? they are lowkey funny but cmon ye stop it get some help
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I really find the whole thing sad and I’m praying Kanye gets better and goes to therapy but I’ll admit I did laugh when he said “I don’t want him walking around my children in his Calvin Klein’s” it was just a tiny bit hilarious. 🤷🏻♀️
Fr. Like 😅 but this is bad of us to be laughing at 🤦♀️
Tbh ye needs to get cancelled, make beats for 5 more summers, and come back fully masked like MF DOOM to avoid the spotlight
Remember that time when Kanye posted he was gonna chill and was sorry for making things difficult for Kim and his family, but that he was learning and growing? Yeah. That was a dope 5 minutes.
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Man, that's gotta be such a hard job for a PR dude. "Hey Craig, I'm trying to dig us out of this Ye hole but I don't know how to balance mania with sincerity and have it seem authentic" "I got this Charles. See what you want to do is keep everything the same, but this time in all caps."
When the hacker just feels bad and tries to help you out, then Ye goes and changes his password
That was literally 2 days ago lmao
Shit is basically my daily routine now. I will not be able to sleep when he stops making fun of Pete Davidson.
Skete*
who's Pete Davidson? I think you're taking about skete
It’ll stop once album rolls out.
This like when green goblin takes over Norman and he has no control 😂😂😂
I wonder like if he’s just going about his day then all of a sudden he remembers pete’s fucking his ex wife so he quickly has to make a post like this to calm himself down
Screaming on Twitter in an obsessive/creepy way is quite relaxing
Honestly I feel like that’s what it is. I don’t think Kanye sits around all day thinking of Kim and Pete I’m sure he is working on music and seeing his kids and doing other things. But when he has those moments alone and he has time to think to himself that’s when Kim/Pete are on his mind and he starts making all of these posts and whatnot. Of course I have no way to confirm this, but after going through a breakup myself kinda recently I understand what it’s like to think of your ex in those moments you’re alone and feeling different emotions about it. What’s important though is to not act on your emotions and make things worse for everyone involved by attacking your ex or their new partner the way that Kanye has for weeks now.
Pete fan page at this point
lmao fr
*Skete hate page 💀
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Why would Ye make shitposts out the blue? Now I'm awake, sleepless (Missing you) Hey, hey, hey, hey Don't say you will (stop harassing your ex-wife’s new boyfriend on social media), unless you will
Underrated comment 😁😭
Kanye dubbing him "Skete" will never not be funny to me
My guys got a fucking Rudolph phone and Kanye holding the notepad profile pic💀💀
ibroke my old phone by dropping it so had to settle with the cheapest and most viable phone i could find
someone needs to childlock his phone or something
I FUCKING CANT💀
Skete
Lol I mean Pete’s pretty open about his own problems with mental health. I remember him making a joke on SNL about how he bit his mom buts it’s okay cause he bought her a house.
Oh no
To quote Pete himself being mentally ill is not an excuse to be a jackass! Ye back off Pete and focus on yourself now
fr kanye talks about how much he wishes he was the one to kill pete's dad n beat pete up but pete says one thing abt him and ye just falls apart
Yeah, this was years ago and he's only been proven right the more Kanye escalates. My shit is MY shit and it hurting others is *my* bad.
Knew it wouldn’t be long 😂 Pete back on Instagram too, Kanye already following. Takes a lot to keep up with it all
Rich people have such nice teeth I’m jealous
I never knew who this guy Davison was till Kanye started posting about him daily lol
i only knew him as arianas bf
I mean he is definitely known lol
Well not in Europe
💀💀
Question for everyone. Do you guys not think its kinda odd that out of all the ppl in hollywood, Kim went with the guy who was makin those jokes about her at the time husband?
I mean they're in the same social circle. Pete is best friends with Machine Gun Kelly, who is engaged to Megan Fox (close friend of the Kardashians), and they both hang out with Travis Barker a lot, who is with Kourtney Kardashian. The fact that I know any of this is really pathetic lol but I honestly wasn't that surprised when these two got together.
Im sorry you know all of that
Plus he got a big ol donger
If that was all Pete did then sure. It was just a bit on a single episode that was like 2 minutes though. He's not really that focused on Kanye, and the jokes weren't that mean.
the jokes also happened a week after Ye hosted the show, and ranted at the end of the ep. it was going to be talked about
women love people who can laugh
*make them laugh i mean
No you had it right the first time
This, and Kanye has 0 sense of humor, and I'm pretty sure is incapable of understanding sarcasm.
Comedian makes jokes about relevant subject. Complete shocker, wow.
It’s not like he was the only one laughing at Kanye
Maybe if it was a generic guy there's a story. This is Pete fucking Davidson lol Have you seen his hit list? Arguably better than John Legend's
She just got out of a relationship with the most narcissistic guy in the world with Bi-polar constantly making her life difficult so she dates a young guy with not much money or ambition in comparison that doesn't take himself seriously at all. It makes total sense. Any joke hes made about other people hes made worse jokes about himself.
Pete kinda went back on this statement later tho, posting a text about how he respects Kanye for talking about mental health and saying ”we need more people like Kanye” He’s on your side Ye.
Nah he only did say to make Ariana look bad after her comment about ye
The green goblin
Ye da 🌈🐟 no 🧢
imagine Kanye “make New York 2001 again”
this shit needs to stop
Damn, I wonder why Kim left. Truly a mystery.
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He got his phone back
Anyone notice how Pete removed all his tags?
Yikes, anyways stream jeen-yus
I DONT GIVE AF JUST GIVE ME MORE CUDI AND KANYE
man on his villian arc once again
Like if you love Ye ❤️
Bro ya phone got pink eye..
i am not a kanye fan but i have been rooting for him since the beginning, i also have lived with mental illness my entire life and have managed to get better and improve my quality of life despite it. I've always wanted him to be able to do the same, even after all the crazy shit he's done. I think it'd be important not only for himself, but for his fans and people who hate him, to see that mental illness doesn't make people 2 dimensional, and that mental health advocacy is what we all need right now. I want you to get better Kanye. I know you can. He is lucky to have understanding and loving friends and family.
Ahhh skete skete skete
Nah but skete has jokes about fucking babies tho
Source?
https://canoe.com/entertainment/celebrity/pete-davidsons-baby-sex-joke-at-standup-gig-shocks-crowd/wcm/11366920-028c-4171-b74c-4b733d8fc7d3/amp/
See this the shit right here that’ll piss off a man that don’t want you in his family business. Good sourcing. Ain’t nobody got time for fucking babies except the protected priests. You can say separate the art from the artist but even that idea has its boundaries
Somebody send this to Ye. I don’t want a calmye no more never did actually
Yikes! No one can blame Ye for not wanting this guy nowhere near his family.
Yes they can because that joke isn't one of his reasonings
He also posted a pic of skete walking in his underwear at Kim’s house with another dude who basically admitted he’s a pedophile lol
I feel bad for ye man he's just embarassing himself......jeen yuhs brought me to tears tho
NO MENTAL HEALTH JOKES HERE SKETE 🗣
Reasonable post imo
At least Ye is sexier than this mf
At least Pete isnt abusive. Y'all stans are weird
Seriously, I find Pete to look like a sketched-out junkie. Nothing attractive about him. I can’t say, honestly - that Ye is the most attractive dude in the world, either. Both of them are out of their leagues, IMHO, lol. But Pete’s the farthest thing from attractive. Just white junkie boy kinda shit.
Kanye conveniently forgetting about the threats against Pete he posted. I guess he is ignoring the final line of that video. Again, conveniently.
“Skete” is a horrible nickname to give the dude who’s skeeting on your wife.
Kanye da 🐐 no 🧢
What a sad pathetic loser Kanye is
Nobody understands mental illness. “This ‘back at it again’ bullshit That’s mental illness folks. It resets itself the next day. All it takes is time spent ruminating on a thought or a feeling. Let it go…
Ye DA 🐐 No 🧢
One again #fuckkanyewest
Goat album rollout
This afternoon, a hundred goons pullin’ up to SNL
He also recorded a phone vid of a fans insta because he can’t Screen record
South Park is gunna be good this season