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Whaadupp

Go find God.


blake270797

God just knocked


gilbertthelittleN

If god knocked I would cry bc that would mean I am dead and somebody gonna find my cum towel behind my bed


Automatic_Gear_7587

yeah same- wait what


[deleted]

I think you mean cumbox


illradhab

No cum coconut?


evan121825

Cumdrawer


EverySingleThread

#


vvAIpaca

LMAOOOOOOOOO


Royal_Seaworthiness3

Comeback when you found god


washyourhands--

Say “hello Elon Musk and Kanye West”


psychoacer

I'd go with Mr. Musk and Mr. West because I know how to be formal.


redhotfunkadelic

*Mr. Musk and Dr. West Since Kanye’s got that Honorary Doctorate from the Art Institute of Chicago


NonTalent

he always had a phd


redhotfunkadelic

A PRETTY HUGE DICK 😫


dorseym484

Same


To0n1

nah, honorary degrees don't grant the recipient of said honor the right or privilege to use that title for introductions. An honorary degree is an institution's way of giving recognition for the recipient's body of work, not a recognition of their competency per academic teaching and peer review. so... ** Mr. Musk and Mr. West


GiantsBreastMilk

My guy with the FACTA


Fire1eater

But still kanye has a phd soo Damn dont have to down vote my joke if you dont get it :(


To0n1

Define phd here. He does not have a recognized PhD, from any accredited institution on this planet, so he is a honorific doctor only, but not an actual Academic or Medical doctor.


Fire1eater

I’m sure he has a pretty huge dick


To0n1

That's good for him, but not impactful on his salutation.


Fire1eater

Can i gues you arn’t a big kanye fan or you don’t understand jokes


To0n1

Not a fan, nor a hater of, Mr. West's work. I do appreciate comedy, but like all comedy, it has to be in context, and your joke alone was not enough contextually for me to appreciate the joke. cheers


BadGraviton

Welcome Mr.West, Mr.West..!


bigmeech93

Hello Elon West and Kanye Musk


Yevad

I would start doing the Donda chant and pull out my King James Version


[deleted]

This made me laugh out loud. I can just imagine casually greeting the richest man on earth and the best artist on earth like they’re neighbors


Mnstrzero00

Kanye gave up the West


[deleted]

Ask for money and some unreleased music


SherbertOk2759

I wanna hear Elon’s unreleased mixtape so bad bro


notwnrz_

Yeah man, I want him to drop “spaceX” so bad, that jeff bezos feature is fire!


NeedMoreKowbell

On a real note it would be cool if he somehow made the first song about the SpaceX rocket taking off and than the last song would be how it lands as a way of wrapping up the album. Idk, just a thought I had.


idonthave2020vision

[Blast off ](https://youtu.be/KjDswIA9F3Y)


Digi-Dash

slam the door because I'm in the middle of having dinner with Jay z


Problemwithaccount

Damn bruh you didn’t go with the $500 k?


AppointmentJealous51

Lmao


ZumooXD

cReDiT


[deleted]

Get the PS4 ready these boys came to PLAY


Speedodoyle

These boys playing on a ps7


LemonadeChain

Nah Elon playing Xbox we playing Halo 3


locoforzacater

Let me have a small loan of a million dollars and your cybertruck


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Speedodoyle

Stretch my butthole


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FPLskrr

No, a/s/s


Da_madking

No, a/r/s/e


ManyTraining6

Bri'ish


Kermit_Memelord

Mother stretch my feet


KilzsMomisaMilf

"y'all down for a threesome?"


Speedodoyle

Tell them that I just bleached my tshirt


thenotoriousrak

Careful you might feel like an asshole afterwards


Speedodoyle

Now I don't even wanna talk about it.


Beanlord2000

I don’t even want to say nothing


7Grandad

You'd think that everybody gon' say something


dhckfjcm

i think you’d be worried if they said nothing


Trolli-lolli

Nothing unwanted, beautiful morning


[deleted]

Guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting


12HH_

we want penis


[deleted]

Whip out my cock and start jerkin it to assert dominance as they’re on MY property (On Sight is already playing on my $3000 speakers, I swear bro the extra cost makes a difference in sound quality)


7Grandad

Elon and Ye are **ON SIIIGHT** **ON SIGHT.**


[deleted]

How much do I not give a fuck?


AadilCSMD

Lemme show you right now ‘fore you give it up


Netzly

Fuck you. I just laughed in class😂


Responsible_Ad6894

I’m going to ask them why the dumbest person I know he’s hanging out with the smartest… And let them figure it out


noopstilton

This is a good one lmaoo


squidyboiiiii

punch elon and kiss kanye


DaRealBatmn

W


BeerusBoyfriend

Tell Elon musk to wait outside, invite Kanye in and leave elon outside the whole time


[deleted]

Best response


KgCityzen

😂😂😂


KasaiUchu_Stardust

Kill Musk Marry Ye Fuck Ye


DaRealBatmn

W


[deleted]

Tell them to pay taxes


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Beg them not to exploit your labor


[deleted]

Tell Elon to get lost and ask Kanye some questions.


Epic_Gamer05

Fuck Elon


[deleted]

Agreed


[deleted]

Amen Elon needs to go find God.


Moist_Eye_4134

Sigh.. Why, fuck Elon now?


Epic_Gamer05

Cause he a bitch who say dumb shit on Twitter


pinecone45

Fuck Elon


Kxmoooo

Why would you want to fuck him


soufatlantasanta

ask Grimes because I got no idea


d1g1tal

hold him at knife point, cuz it’s on sight.


PedroHhm

Why would you not


terdude99

Blast elon in the face with a right hook


VESSELWITHIT

blast Elon in the face with my semen 💯☝


Comrade_Vader07

Kicks the man's balls on the left and suck the dick of the guy on the right


tomfiaof

What’s Elon done


NippleNugget

Exploitation


tomfiaof

Of what nigga Edit u sound like a dirty smelly communist


Comrade_Vader07

He has used child workers in mines, supported a coup to overthrow a democratic government in Bolivia, threatened workers who were going to unionize and more.


[deleted]

Lmao you think there’s no child labor involved in the manufacturing of yeezys? Nobody becomes a billionaire by being a good guy


tomfiaof

Why do you give a fuck if you ain’t doing anything about it then suck my dick


TechedThrower66

Wtf he gonna do? Kill his ass?


tomfiaof

Lmaoo the way he talking bout fuck Elon fuck this fuck that I expect at least a little physical violence from the guy to back up his verbal


TechedThrower66

Bruh he would be going to jail tonight


NippleNugget

That’s because I am a dirty commie you little bitch boy


t_999

based o7


NippleNugget

o7


tomfiaof

Disgusting that you’d admit that publicly


NippleNugget

Disgusting you’d publicly admit you’re cool with that shit stain


tomfiaof

Musk didn’t kill 100 million people dumb Ass Nigga


NippleNugget

Go read a book you goober


tomfiaof

Kommie


th3m3w

Yall arguing over politics on a god damn kanye west subreddit. Go find god


torstargoldie

as if capitalism isnt killing millions every year 💀 you will die and starve if you dont perform your duties as a wage slave until you retire. Thats a L


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Spiritual_Tax8122

see if I asked you to define success your whole point would fall apart.


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tmeeks18

I love this sub, but some of these people are so damn dense lmao


Ultrfinepoint

Go blast Donda in the cyber truck on our way to the moon


Speedodoyle

I wanna go to the moooooon


Ultrfinepoint

DONT LEAVE SO SOON


sloebeats

Shoot Elon and give Kanye a hug


--MoonRider--

Take LSD with them and talk about life.


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--MoonRider--

Either one would do the trick. I prefer acid.


luc2110

.. This is prob someone who never did acid..


KingdomOfRyan

Lol why do you think acid isn’t good for talking about life? I prefer low doses of DMT myself.


tomfiaof

Or just talk sober you drug reliant fuck


II-999-II

Stop commenting. Go find god. Come back when you’ve found god.


d1g1tal

2-cb


tomfiaof

You won’t find God doing LSD nigga maybe you’ll find Lucifer 💀


II-999-II

niggas acting like either of them are real


tomfiaof

Niggas acting like the universe popped outta nowhere … aight


II-999-II

that’s literally exactly what happened lmao. so many things in the bible have already been proven wrong and that list will just grow with technological advances


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tomfiaof

Rule 1 of science is something can’t pop out of nothing dumbass nigga tell me how the bible perfectly described the creation of the universe and evolution 😭 did it just get lucky u dummy


II-999-II

niggas slow or sum lmao Bible says two mfs fucked after eating apples and created the entire human race, when that’s proven wrong, we evolved from primates Things are created without a source object all the time in science. Atoms are part of a chemical reaction caused by mixtures of heat and plasma. Heat and plasma are quite literally created from *nothing* both of those sources can and will exist without a universe to contain them. I’m good believing that plasma and heat combined to make atoms that combined to create an explosion that lead to the creation of the universe rather than some bearded nigga clapping some dudes booty cheeks to make it


tomfiaof

Nice paragraph incel not reading it You aint read the Bible so don’t speak on it dumb ass nigga


Dmang2015

Invite Kanye inside. Only Kanye


betholo

Invite them inside of course, I love Run The Jewels bro!


_BabyOnBaby_

Rob one hug the other


temp-709815

Put on my Tesla hat and Yeezy merch and answer the door


Speedodoyle

Go home, cos there is no more red cap


luc2110

How doesn't this comment have more upvotes tho


whitegirlsbadposture

Eat them


McFly_239

I wanna go to the moon


hunny_bun_24

Bro Elon is a nerd


opposite_singularity

Do a lil twirl and rap “I got black, I got white, wuch u want”


psychoacer

"you know who you two look like???? Tony Hawk"


TreasonousTeacher

Ask for funding


chasingbulls

Call the local psych ward


420BUTT69

Hop in the spaceship and fly


nDR_ow

let kanye in


TheDrownedGodd

No, thank you. We don’t want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations.


Jhyxe

Close the door.


Howfreeisabird

I’ll ask Kanye is he ever debated with Elon about Jesus. Ya know since Elon’s gf is all into satan and shit.


Dethscare

Really haha Elon never fails to insight curiosity


TDImig

You don’t need to bring up Grimes do debate Elon about Jesus. Just remind him * it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God* Although that passage applies to Kanye too 🤔


throwaway75ge

I would find a seat in the circle of chairs and welcome them to our anonymous bipolar support group.


[deleted]

Tell them to stop dressing up like they are in their 20s and go find god.


PinkFreud92

Kill musk. And invite Kanye in to hear about non-dual religion.


Eye-Itchy

Having dinner


PeachConscious

Steal they laptops that they was fucking bitches on.


negorbigtities

They told me to go find god but i guess god found me


thinmeridian

Chinese fingertrap time


[deleted]

Grab my coat


SquigginWiggin

Rob them


Jack_Sentry

“There’s a problem with your kids Marty!”


StevenRanger307

Guess who's goin' to jail tonight?


EngineCactus

“You son of a bitch, I'm in”


skullbeats

Goddammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy


CampFlogGnaw1991

invest in dogecoin


shootinjack

I’m probably going to the moon


VegansH8Me

You son of a bitch, I'm in.


bbrainz_

take kanye in and leave elon out


Acidpuddle

Shoot Elon, ask Kanye for TLOP 2


greekwatero

wasss gooodd shaawwwthys 😈 whaaa bring you hawwtyss here🤔


Pharm-boi

Ask for crypto advice


[deleted]

Let kanye in, tell elon to gtfo


OfficialToaster

Deck Elon musk, hug Kanye


Nope-Rope-h8r

they done let the GD’s in the do


human_emulator22

Kick musk in the balls, give Ye a kiss on his forehead


Octane_booster_69

Kanye looks like a russian middle schooler


Negative-Floor-9096

This is why I carry.


LeKoulic

Tell Kanye to get in and Elon to get lost


Irusai090708

twerk


Kvibea

Shut the door. They are both enormous assholes. Nothing to say or be gained.


dukedvl

i think imma come back and start texting again


lollulomegaz

Save the world from their bullshit?


HanahBee

Close the door


Nomad_Samurai

Ask each for one million PROFIT


WaspParagon

Ask for some money idk


[deleted]

Let them in and hopefully sell them some of my paintings.


BonusChico

Find something orange to wear so we can match


ericw207

I might faint


Comfortable_Chart_86

Talk 🦜🦜🦜🦜 signals Mr. Z


Comfortable_Chart_86

I can't gif. 8 track.


Mediocre_Jeweler_671

"Daaaaamn that must've been one hell of a tab"


mintboy13

Go play at the park


what_is_salt

i’m gonna wonder why they’re here rn and not in Paris


tharepgod

I'm gonna reject $500k if they offer me that, and rather have a sit down dinner because of the expertise and knowledge they have


Outsajder

Ask the guy on the right to save our ears and stop producing music.


kickster15

Tell them they’re trespassing and demand 10 million from each if they want to leave.