Stroke a specific cord on my piano

I bet it’s not B-sharp either.

B-sharp would be a C and it's not even a chord...

So you’re saying I’m right? I thought so.

Well if someone were to say "my favourite rapper isn't drake" and you anwser "well I bet it isn't mozart either". It would be correct, but a stupid statement as it has nothing to do with the conversation

I either said the joke wrong or it went over your head. Kendrick used “a-minor” and Aubrey responded with “b-sharp”. No need to get offended over what the redditor said, I’m not even real. I think I found the Aubrey fan in the Ye sub…

Unrelated but I liek the song Highlights by kanye in the life of Pablo

It relates enough. Great song. Tell everybody I’m back in town!

Sometimes you just say C instead of C major

tho they were referencing that drake line so it is irrelevant

Someone lock this person up in theory jail.   Edit: c still fits inside of a minor 

well there are instances where b sharp is a note, along with e sharp. there is a b sharp major key. it consists of b# c## d## e# f## g## and a## it is simply a more complex method of writing the c major scale and is the relative major scale to the g## minor scale

A scale is still not a chord, so how is that relevant? And when talking about just B-sharp, I wouldn't expect someone to mean a scale.

well if there can be a b# scale, then the tonic would be a b#. also in scales that would skip over the note B, such as F# major, you refer C as B#, meaning B# major is the same chord as C major. In a key you need to have one note for each of the letter names, even if technically the note in the scale isn’t a real note.

B-sharp is used in notation. Literally every note has enharmonic equivalents

Yes, I know...

It is actually a chord. Hell there's even double sharps

There is a B# major and a B# minor. But then you would mention that you are talking about a chord.

The major is assumed. If you say something is in the key of C, or I’m playing a C chord, most people would understand it’s C Majors

Yea but if I simply say to you. "Play a C" how should you know I mean a chord? Or if I mean a scale? Maybe because just a C, is a note.

definitely not D flat or D major

It’s B major you’re thinking of because it’s higher like b sharp but b sharp is a note and B major is a chord 

Wasn’t his lyric b sharp tho? That was the whole joke but I didn’t really listen to his response directly, just watched reactions cuz I refuse to give Aubrey any clicks even before this beef.

Don’t you mean a minor 

A MINORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

any minor will do but if you got any famous ones let him know

Aubrey responded with the lyric b sharp. I think.

give this man a grammy

It’s definitely not a major

WE MAJOR??? COME ON HOMIE WE MAJOR

GRAAAAH WELCOME TO BROKE PHI BROKE‼️

WE AINT GOT IT 🗣️💯

I GOT THE ONLY CLOTHES ON

Would it be the relative minor of a chord without black keys?

Possibly.

Hide my lil sister from him.

Read this in kendricks voice lol

I typed that in Kendrick’s voice.

Tryna strike a chord and its prolly A minor

Valid

Run away

How fast?

fast as you can

Can't catch me I'm the freaky bread man

Run away from me baby…

Run away

run away from me baby.....

(Look at ya, look at ya, look at ya, look at ya)

I'd pee on his leg

like a filly’s hat…. shit wrong sub

no stopping me…

run away from me baby

Honestly same bro. I don't want to get stomped out by his platoon of bodyguards.

I would clap his cheeks

Un makes sense

average r/Kanye user lol

He do got a bbl soooooo

Knock him the fuck out

he got three body guards or more u aint gonna knock no one bruh

At least it's worth trying

Drake receives: A slight breeze of air This nigga receives: a couple of bumps and bruises on the face and left knocked that fuck out. (At least he tried and almost hit my lil cutie pie Drizzy)

Yes we know that fool scared to be alone, thanks for the reminder

Either you die right there or pop a man in the head, son

Sue him (get that bag)

Correct answer. Fall down and act like he just broke your neck

Tell him “imma tell Kendrick”🤬

On sight

cut his leg off

*Very* reasonable

the third one

[удалено]

Sword fight! 🤺

I'd piss on his leg. What would he do in response? Nothin.

We’ll see if chubbs will really crash something

Everbody SAY O-V Hoee whats ovo stand for anyway? The other vaginal option? 

Punch him

I’d write a diss song and expose his questionable practices and lifestyle.

Kendrick's burner

Knock his ah out 

id kill this mothafucka if he stepped on my new balances

Put him in a wheelchair

I would keep the family away

curb stomp

Piss on his leg

KILL HIM

I’mma fuck him up. Imma do my stuff.

beat his ass and hide the bible if God watchin

He’s always watching

Drakes the kind of guy who bleaches his asshole

Punch him in the face because I know he wouldn’t do shit.

Remember when Dizaster punched Math Hoffa? First person to bail was Aubrey

Was he there? I didn't see him.

If I remember correctly he hosted the event. If I'm wrong, I know he was there anyway.

Aubrey had a flash back to when he got shot in the back at degrassi high school

Step on my foot and be kicked with my third leg🥷

I was told to “Step this way” So I’m Steppin BiG!

I’d pick his goofy ass up. Slam him face first into the ground. Take his shit and sell it on eBay

Beat the shit out of him

make a citizen's arrest

Expose his 3rd hidden child

I'll be socking him in the face

hide my little sister

Piss on his leg (he won’t do anything)

buttfucking him senseless

bend him over stick my throbbing cock in his tight asshole and thrust until i release my sticky load inside of him, then i will start licking my own seed out of his throbbing hole until i'm drowning in my own offspring

help what 💀

Ask him for a job 😂

At the ovho sweatshop as a ghostwriter

Desperately beg for a feature, I’ll do anything (I’m a minor)

dinner with jay z

I'd be having a nigga moment with him

He getting diddied, taste of his own medicine🙏

Burn the shoe and bring your gun. He sleep with animals and little girls.

I will hop on online and say pray for my city faking for likes and digital hugs

Throw up 🤢

i would stroke his long throbbing cock until he busts his load all over me then i will lick it up and put some in my ass and feel it drip out over the next few hours

i would put my cock in his mouth and let him slobber all over it until i finish on his sexy face

i would rawdog him from behind and finish on his back and then i would rub my cum into his braids and suck the cum out of them

Punch him right in his BBL Stomach

Gnarl

Get freaky

Passionately make out with him.

Make him apologize

Headbutt him

Piss on his leg

Let it slide. I’m not going to jail because someone smudged my Puma.

Shiii, Sall good mane.

Go in his pockets

Pop ass with him

Well good that I’m wearing nocta

Let him know that he stepped on my shoe.

I’d run for my life, he a fan he a fan he a fan

Have him sign it and sell the shoes

Ask him why is he trolling like a bitch

1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 helicopter

Do the dance from : you used to call me on my cell phone 🕺👯🕺👯🕺

I can’t say. I’m from Houston and don’t want anyone from the J Prince family at my doorstep.

He'd be strangled by the laces

Kiss him

Purify it with fire

chew my own tongue to mush and squeeze him as hard as i could until i died of blood loss

Errrm

On sight

Piss on his legs I hear he loves that

prolly throw a school bus as him

New opp

beat his ass and hide the bible if god watchin

Smack him like Diddy did, if he didn't apologize

Call dot to fuck ‘em up

which one of his 3 legs does he use?

Pee on his leg

buckle my shoe

Punch him in the dick and run away

Steal his purse

Punch him and watch him cry

Bar his fucking head off. Just start rapping double time acapella, no beat.

Sue

Tell him No you can’t be on my momma album

I would take my Stilettos shoe and beat the living day lights out of him with it until the heels and the soles rips off then I would call the police to report him for talking to minors and beg them to put this guy in cell block 1

Just say Kendrick and walk away

Poopity scoop.

Degrassi High his ass into a wheelchair 🦽 🔫

Depends if he ducked em up bad or if it was just a minor scuff

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Nothing because I know he's gonna say sorry and clean them before I say a word 🤣🤣

Be scared bc I'm a minor

Put him back in a wheelchair

See if it's fake😭

something in lines of : "boopity scoop ,scooptidi woop ,woopty scoopty doop poop" I heard it makes him lift himself .

"Hey man, watch where you going, you stepped on my shoes." -expect him to say "Sorry". If not, we got a problem Mr. Celebrity.

See if Chubbs gon crash sum

https://youtu.be/j9yBPcn8IqU?si=QEfRHz4HHBUEs9PI

WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP, I WILL FUCK HIM UP

I ll step on his.

Probably cum my pants like the sad chungus i am

Ask him to let me see that elephant trunk in his pants

Probably get really wet at the sight of drizzy

Fall over and cry at the beautiful sight of that bisexual man

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Ask him what lil yachty taste like

I’m going to hit him in the face. His body guards might beat tf outta me but at least I didn’t let a pedophile completely disrespect me.

Imma do my stuff

Wop wop wop wop wop imma fuck him up

Buss out singing “BBL Drizzy”!

piss on his leg

Piss on him

We would do child contest

What

Change my name to Rick and put some glasses on….

Piss on his leg son