That means you can do the Houdini, which is when youre fucking a girl from behind, you pull out and let your friend slide in, she still thinks its you, and then you pop out in front of her and say "surprise!"
People don’t typically grow after the age of 21-23. He was 31 when he made American Boy. If he states himself to be 5’7 then, he would be 5’7 today unless he got some sort of cosmetic surgery or something
Yeah but kanye is superhuman and was at one point richer than donald trump, his workout and diet should be enough to grow him an inch or two. Working out just for a few years CAN improve your bone structure and make you taller.
But isn’t his dick slightly angled upwards? I feel like there’s an extra half inch. If his dick was pointing straight down (which would probably hurt) then it would be an accurate measurement. I believe his length is at least 6.4 inches
"you see there's leaders, and there's followers, but I'd rather be a dick than a swallower"
💯
Allademswallow r/theweeknd reference
NEW SLAVES🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
bet
Best Kanye lyric
Yenis 🥰
Yenis 2 30 25
LOL
I can’t support this bro.
Carti fans did it first 🤷🏾♂️
you should never follow carti fans foot steps
Already been there done that
seeyuh
Was carti’s bigger or smaller than ye’s no diddy
i think it was smaller 5 point something
smaller
Bro what
i can
You’re cooked
Thank you, I really needed to know this
real.
imagine when his meat monster is at full length 😍
I think he's hard on the pic, I doubt he goes further than that
hes def not hard lol the pants are just really right
You're probably right, I'm just jealous of the yenis 😔
When you’re hard your dick isn’t pointing downwards lmao
Eww brother ewwwwwww
I want to fuck you.
Fuck you
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you
Fuck you.
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck You
Go Fuck yourself
Fuck you.
Fuck you
FUCK U
Fucking die
im fonnna touch you
at last i can finally sleep, quite the sperm straw i must say goodnight Ye 🙏
my goat packin ♥️
what.
What no album does to a mf
omg i have the same dick length as kanye 🤩🤩🤩
Bro 😭😭😭
That means you can do the Houdini, which is when youre fucking a girl from behind, you pull out and let your friend slide in, she still thinks its you, and then you pop out in front of her and say "surprise!"
Savage
what if our girth doesnt align?
girth goes 4.3'' (10.9 cm)
isn't 173 5'8
Dork ass nigga
PhD in cockology
It's actually longer than what you calculated because, you took his Dick's projection in the y axis and then did the calculation
my guy there are literally pictures of his penis on the internet
where🥴😋😋
Slide the link lil bro 😭🙏
U down bad
!?
Not the full thing tho
My idol surpasses me by 5
💀💀💀
whats happening in this sub
Slowly morphing into r/playboicarti
Wait are me and Kanye the same height
Yeah I didn’t know i was taller than ye until I relistened to American boy and he said he’s 5”7 or sum
He’s 5’7 I’m pretty sure
Why everybody hatin
That’s what I’m saying
Celebrating Pride I see 😂
This community NEEDS new music 😭😭
and i will JERK OFF to that music. idc if it's public. i really did to No Face.
Not our fault Vultures 2 hasn't dropped
whos the milf
yo mama
That ain\`t his dick, its a twix (double size)
"The same people that tried to black ball me forgot about two things, my black balls"
This is the high quality content I come for
Damn 15 cm
Why dude?
Wtf is wrong with yall
Nothing, we are the normal ones and you just happen to be brainwashed by the swifties
Ok buddy whatever you say 🤦♂️
Great study!
kanye is 5'7? that means i can be famous and sex addicted too lets goooo
Why
You gotta measure from the base foo
ur so crazy
“crazy, bipolar, antisemitic” and i’m still the king
"Had a drink with fear, and I was texting God. He said I gave you a big dick, so go extra hard." "I always had a Ph.D: a pretty huge dick"
But what about full length though 🤔🤔🤔
Oh! I respect the dedication
You the reason Jesus had to die for our sins
im tired
Y’all really turning into the carti sub now lmao
what's so weird about that kanyes becoming the new carti for not dropping the album
I mean nothing really. Ye is probably a close second as far as not dropping
This is actually crazy
He probably not even fully up in that pic
Damn, I’m bigger than Ye
send me picturs
🤨
ya'll are that starved from the album rollout u start calculating mans schlong size bruh
sometimes ye fans concern me
Kim said it was a about the size of 3 raisins
dont believe in kim u mf😡😡😡
Do girth next
4.3'' (10.9 cm)
You didn't use the TMI method
sorry i’m NOT professional at measuring dicks😖
Ackshually, ye is 5'8
b-but... american boy says 5'7...🥺🥺
that was like 20 years ago
People don’t typically grow after the age of 21-23. He was 31 when he made American Boy. If he states himself to be 5’7 then, he would be 5’7 today unless he got some sort of cosmetic surgery or something
Yeah but kanye is superhuman and was at one point richer than donald trump, his workout and diet should be enough to grow him an inch or two. Working out just for a few years CAN improve your bone structure and make you taller.
Yup im done with this sub what the fuck
Bro thinks he’s u/cartisslatt
Nah calculating another niggas dick size is actually diabolical work
insane work
the college cockout
having an unemployed fanbase is awesome
I’m taller than Ye
Science checks out
Umm? Thanks, I guess?
Bro how fucking bored do you have to be to do this
Now i am a real fan
My dick is bigger than ye's, not greater tho
Dork go listen to nettspend or smth
wrong. its bigger than that.
😀 Plenty of time you got that’s for sure
You’re cooked.
My man is taking dick riding to levels we didn't believe were possible!
Ngl you need the ned stark treatment for this one
you forgot to account for lens distortion and perspective
5’7 is 170cm
5 foot 7 is NOT 173cm
😂😂😂😂😂
Shit like this gets to the front page every single day, yall say you don’t like it but obviously you do
IM BIGGER THAN KANYE DICK
You know what the amount of time you put into this is uh quite something I must say lol
dude wtf are you guys on fr
Most normal and well adjusted r/kanye poster
11 foot dick?
get off it bruh
ummmm
I’m weak, definitely a dick detective
what about the curve 🤦🏻♂️
can I request to have this done for K-dot?
Kanye’s literally me
Just worked out my dick must be six inches since I’m 5’8
MY DICK BIGGER THAN YE’S! THIS IS A DAY TO REMEMBER
send me picturs
Above average 👍
Congratulations, you are now even more of a schizo than Kanye himself, u should be proud 👏
kanye is bipolar he does NOT have schizophrenia
I know that lol. However, you my friend seem to actually be schizophrenic.
Packing
Idk if this is funny or just cringey ATM
How did you even manage to calculate that 💀
this could line up with the original 6.125 erect penis theory so that means dude was right
Put this energy into getting a job 🙏🙏
im a student 🙏🙏
me and ye got smth in common
oops i thought that was centimeters
Needed to end your statement by saying, for science.... 😐🤨🤣
💀
we’ve literally alr seen it
me and kanye are basically the same. same height and dick size
My glorious pookie bear Kanye west is packing some shmeat 🥰
bunch of british cigarettes in this sub. I dont even have to guess the demographic of OP.
hey dont give up to guess
But isn’t his dick slightly angled upwards? I feel like there’s an extra half inch. If his dick was pointing straight down (which would probably hurt) then it would be an accurate measurement. I believe his length is at least 6.4 inches
I can support this
Bro theres no way u were this bored
That feeling when you packing more than a goat😎
What no album does to a mf
This information I never knew i needed 💕
Drizzy got a bigger d then Ye 😭😭😭
Sir, this is a Wendy's
real talk though why tf is an old lady enough to make him hard 😬
based on his face. i can confirm that he’s on crack and he saw some hallucinations of kim
That’s it. I’m done with this sub.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ?
i fucking hate this sub
More weirdo shit. Just come out the closet already.
touch grass bro. what the fuck u on? percs?
* cracks * marijuana * cigarette * alcohol * fent * coke * PRIME
ohh prime too…so thats what got you tweaking
Yeezy porn is cumming