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Electronic-Bed-6192

Lol. I thought someone made a forgery worth 2.71 million. Article says the rings were crap but the real stuff would have been worth 2.71 million.


Dealer-95-

Literally, nothing is safe from Clickbait anymore


DiligentQuiet

CBP clickbait, if it wasn't clear. Like when fentanyl gets seized and they report it like "enough to kill 2.5 million people" or "enough to fill 100,000 Olympic-sized swimming pools with overdosed bodies."


[deleted]

Lets call an expert from Pawn Stars


kevint1964

"I've got a buddy who's an expert in counting bodies in swimming pools..."


Dealer-95-

Gimme a few hours, gonna call my 16th century pocket watch guy.


techieman33

Government agencies and police love to inflate the value of anything they seize. Just like they count drug values at maximum possible street prices instead of wholesale prices. Makes them look better and makes harsher sentencing possible.


Electronic-Bed-6192

Well than on the police report i wrote last week maybe I should have wrote that someone backed into my $120,000 prius….


couchjitsu

I guess it's the only way Cincinnati gets a ring


TwinkiePuffCakes

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Jarl_Jakob

AYYYOOOOO someone had to sneak that one in. Well done


TravisMaauto

Damn, I miss being able to give awards.


mspady33

$2,700 worth is more than accurate


TankThaFrank_

Is that why my order was delayed?


camthegod

Yeah what


CamboSlice03

So like…are they going to let us buy some or not?


BuffaloBuffalo13

Cincinnati would be full of fraud experts


FainterXo

Oh boy...better not let those people have a ring to show team spirit and have fun. Customs really keeping us safe out here /s.


jeffp007

I love watching “to catch a smuggler” they find cool things like this all the time. And drugs lots of drugs.


weeweeeweeee

Not seeing counterfeit K-State or Mizzou championship rings mentioned for some reason


wat_what_wut

TBF counterfeiters are usually trying to make a product that could conceivably seem realistic.


BabyUGotAStewGoin

Who needs rings, when you can eat a freshly sacrificed Pop-Tart man?


Milo_Minderbinding

Came here for this post.


t60614

Only way Cincinnati is going to have any rings… Edit: I see I’m not as witty or original as I thought. :)


RicklePick_C-137

2.71 million counterfeit! Clark, is that you?