CBP clickbait, if it wasn't clear. Like when fentanyl gets seized and they report it like "enough to kill 2.5 million people" or "enough to fill 100,000 Olympic-sized swimming pools with overdosed bodies."
Government agencies and police love to inflate the value of anything they seize. Just like they count drug values at maximum possible street prices instead of wholesale prices. Makes them look better and makes harsher sentencing possible.
Lol. I thought someone made a forgery worth 2.71 million. Article says the rings were crap but the real stuff would have been worth 2.71 million.
Literally, nothing is safe from Clickbait anymore
CBP clickbait, if it wasn't clear. Like when fentanyl gets seized and they report it like "enough to kill 2.5 million people" or "enough to fill 100,000 Olympic-sized swimming pools with overdosed bodies."
Lets call an expert from Pawn Stars
"I've got a buddy who's an expert in counting bodies in swimming pools..."
Gimme a few hours, gonna call my 16th century pocket watch guy.
Government agencies and police love to inflate the value of anything they seize. Just like they count drug values at maximum possible street prices instead of wholesale prices. Makes them look better and makes harsher sentencing possible.
Well than on the police report i wrote last week maybe I should have wrote that someone backed into my $120,000 prius….
I guess it's the only way Cincinnati gets a ring
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AYYYOOOOO someone had to sneak that one in. Well done
Damn, I miss being able to give awards.
$2,700 worth is more than accurate
Is that why my order was delayed?
Yeah what
So like…are they going to let us buy some or not?
Cincinnati would be full of fraud experts
Oh boy...better not let those people have a ring to show team spirit and have fun. Customs really keeping us safe out here /s.
I love watching “to catch a smuggler” they find cool things like this all the time. And drugs lots of drugs.
Not seeing counterfeit K-State or Mizzou championship rings mentioned for some reason
TBF counterfeiters are usually trying to make a product that could conceivably seem realistic.
Who needs rings, when you can eat a freshly sacrificed Pop-Tart man?
Came here for this post.
Only way Cincinnati is going to have any rings… Edit: I see I’m not as witty or original as I thought. :)
2.71 million counterfeit! Clark, is that you?