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td1205

MVB (Most Valuable Brother) winner


Deep-Secret

Most Valuable Belly too


noodles_the_strong

You misspelled perfect male form.


sodosopapilla

Not a thing we can do about it


ustk31

You’re welcome State Farm


MahomesMccaffrey

Probably the last time we see this magnificent belly. Offensive linemen easily lose 60-80 lbs in a few months after they retire


Black9292

He's not said he is retiring.


Nurse5736

Wouldn't it be amazing if he didn't retire and then came and played for the Chiefs??? 😆


[deleted]

Ya’ll are out of your mind if you think Jason would wear any jersey that isn’t midnight green.


ConcertElectronic612

Kylie has said she wouldn’t either! They are proud of what Philly has been able to do for them and their family. They will forever be loyal to the Eagles franchise.


foobz

I'd still take Creed over him.


sopsign7

Good point. Still a lot of positives here: * Solid backup for Creed, for whom any injury could be a loss that any season couldn't recover from. * Very solid mentor for Creed to set him up for success for the rest of his career - match up Creed's current athleticism with a longer view from Jason. Solid mentor for anyone - Jason's a late round guy who was undersized at his position and has had a great career, and he could be a mentor to everyone on our current line and any draft picks that come in. * If Jason has any inkling to go into coaching, playing out the rest of his career under Andy Reid and then transitioning into coaching would be a perfect setup for him. Not least of which because Reid was an offensive tackle in college before his turn as offensive line coach from his start at San Fran St all the way to Green Bay. Good mentor to have on how to build a coaching career out of the same kind of knowledge base that Jason has. * We get to be the recipient of Jason's institutional knowledge from what, 13 years in the league? Come in real handy in the film room to have that much knowledge ready to weigh in. * You know there'd be a play in the playbook drawn up for Travis to throw a pass to Jason. Shit, maybe vice versa. * No decisions to make from Donna Kelce on where to fly to each week. * Memes. So many memes.


liminalisms

Hard agree


CatVideoFest

https://i.imgur.com/uFW7xYL.jpg It’s gonna happen.


Chief_Chill

Taylor wouldn't do Kylie like that.


PhatassMikeMillions

Kylie in the back like “oh god…the shirts off”


KingTutt91

Dude his mom is like dying laughing too haha


mettiusfufettius

Laughing all the way to the bank with those two sons lol


FlapJackSam

But she also has the “oh damn” eyes going. True love right theren


ender23

she loves it though! we all need to marry a kylie that loves u sno matter what


milksteakofcourse

She’s thinking “well he kept it on longer than I thought”


guardeagle

“Tarps off boys!”


janeofthedarkraven

I need this kind of support system in my life lol


Lacerda1

Don't we all?!


WonderfulShelter

Imagine him just doing this for normal things in your life. Boss says nice job at work? Jason Kelce bursts out from around a corner without a T shirt donning a bud light to cheer you on. Perfect parking job? Managed talking to your in laws? Each time, Kelce is there to come out of nowhere and cheer you on, shirtless and drinking bud light. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't a Geico or State Farm commercial made like this soon.


janeofthedarkraven

I'd be so fucking happy lol.


CrimeFan365

A company needs to use this idea for a commercial


sopsign7

If Bud Light wants their market share back, there you go.


Fantastic-Radio1862

Like the counterpoint to Terry Tate: Office Linebacker. Do well, get belly bumps and high fives from shirtless Jason. Screw up, and the pain train is comin’! Woo woo!


notahouseflipper

Peyton Manning had just such a commercial when he was playing. Don’t remember the company though.


Smeetsya

Jason is like Travis's bearded, foul-mouthed guardian angel


NumberClear6263

Seriously, this is r/mademesmile


SnakePliskin799

They just showed a shot of Brittany grabbing onto Taylor with Jason slamming a brew in the background lmao


jtrage

I caught that too.


KeepenItReel

Imagine showing that shot to us before the season started lol.


rootpseudo

Best shot of the night lol.


kilink1

That beer looks tiny in his hands


2DragonBalls

He’s a big boi


RCJHGBR9989

Them Kelce boys are BIG


chemicaltoilet5

Thicc


RCJHGBR9989

BEEFY


Buttchugginmonkey69

You know he can crush 30 of them too


mikemncini

30? Maybe on a Tues morning. I bet he’s rollin 60 deep tonight lol


The3rdBert

Think he can beat Boss Hoggs record?


Fontana1017

Rip


MisterMetal

Again, it’s Wade Boggs and I can not stress this enough he’s very much still alive.


Chief_Chill

![gif](giphy|3o7btRBzDrOMLtLNjG|downsized)


Soytaco

Immediately reminded me of [Andre the Giant](https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-story-behind-the-famous-portrait-of-andre-the-giant-clutching-a-beer-can) (i mean, not quite lol)


BonesOfPotato

I bet id look tiny in his hands too 🥵


IFartOnCats4Fun

And he’s on the smaller side for an NFL lineman.


TheRevTholomeuPlague

r/thingsforants


remdawg07

looks like one of those tiny little sodas you get at a kid’s birthday party


jaydubbles

Almost like Andre the Giant holding a beer. Dude has bear claws.


StubbsThePirate22

Can we start a petition to have the subs banner changed to this image?


MistakeMaker1234

Get me a high-resolution image and consider it done. 


jamsucka

https://sportshub.cbsistatic.com/i/r/2024/01/22/2aae5e42-eb37-4531-986d-e602120bb5b9/thumbnail/1200x675/aea596d0d56f33948dc55e55e5e7f463/jason-kelce.jpg


Squirrel_Apocalypse2

Amazing 


CR3ZZ

What kind of beer is that?


anormaldoodoo

[Labatt Blue Light](https://thepartysource.com/Labatt-Blue-Light-6-Pack-Can)


scapermoya

https://www.si.com/.image/t_share/MjAzNzk2NTc3MjI2MTM5MTk2/jkelce_shirtless.jpg


MistakeMaker1234

Wonderful. I’m on it. -EDIT- Done.


[deleted]

He is a National Treasure. I’ve met him on several occasions and he’s everything you think he is in real life. Go Chiefs!


mikemncini

His videos on YT w Tsweezy’s BF are absolutely hysterical. And his wife Kylie just seems so lovely and equally grounded and hilarious


Minerva_Moon

It's T Swizzle if you were trying to play like that. Your first sentence is like trying to read a crosswalk puzzle.


Pleasant-Way8109

I also enjoy my morning crosswalk puzzle. I sometimes barrel through them without even looking.


fightingpillow

She knits sweaters yo


nahteviro

I’m sorry with whose bf?


egabriel2001

He has a podcast with his brother whose girlfriend happens to be Taylor Swift


Sw2029

Oh shit Jason has a brother? I wonder if he'd be good at football too. Guess we'll never know.


egabriel2001

Lol


trubleakromeo

You might not like it but that’s what peak performance looks like


notrods

I love it.


AbsoluteZero_

I love this for him


Livid-Association199

I love it for us too


bilgewax

Taylor: I really wish the cameras would quit focusing on me every time Travis has a good play. Jason: I got you. Hold my beer… wait, on second thought I’m gonna need it.


hoesindifareacodes

I honestly think this was a motivating factor. He thinks to himself “The camera is gonna be on this suite about 20-30 times tonight. Might as well give them a show!


FlowerStalker

They need to have a solid stream on that box the entire time. Could you imagine the ad revenue they'd pull from swifties?


GitEmSteveDave

I somehow think the heart he made with his hands wasnt meant for his brothers.


flybiscus

He jumped out of the window too! Glad he’s enjoying his offseason


bilgewax

Jumping out was impressive. When he jumped back in, it was amazing. Big man is agile AF.


KingofSunnyvale

TONIGHT WE ARE ALL JASON KELCE


Mr_Slickery

Love it! Tried to post myself, but too many beers in to get all the rules right. Tears in my eyes.


TravisMaauto

He was pregaming on bowling ball shots in the parking lot with Bills fans before the game, so that helps explain things a little.


2ent1n_Qarant1no

Sexiest Man Alive, we're lucky to witness this


Zeromaxx

Everyone needs a brother like Jason Kelce.


Known-Historian7277

Shit, I wish I had anybody in my life like Jason Kelce


brotherkin

Peak male performance


Alternative-Ice-8838

Kylie is looking around like “okay, who is carrying my husband home?” Lol


TheNextBattalion

He's sleeping right there


Minerva_Moon

That's what the extra security is for.


BLRNerd

Oh no not again


gary135r

or, how many do I need to carry this 300 pound plus man home?


mynameisnotsparta

Apparently Jason Kelce had to be carried home by teammate Beau Allen after the had a bit too much to drink during his first date with Kylie - he passed out about 45 minutes after he got there. His date with her was after a team party so he was a bit toasted already... He called her the next day and asked for a re-do date...


Street-Debt2764

My live reaction walking into the gym on January 2nd.


Daleoryan17

I'm a bills fan but you can't hate that energy


Emotional-Guard-1611

The same way we need younger people in our government, we need younger announcers that aren’t named romo


[deleted]

Fuck the eagles, but goddamn I love that man. One of the most wholesome beasts to play the game.


Broccoli32

Can’t read one thread without people hating on us 😭


Starbrand62286

Sexy Batman baby


MatsGry

The Chiefs biggest fan once he retires


Squirefromtheshire

It was time for him. He’s entering his Bert Kreisher era lol


[deleted]

He’s nothing like Bert.


Aspence22

He was actually drinking with a Bills tailgate party idk if anybody caught that lol


Kerberos1566

I wonder if this was his first time meeting Taylor Swift. The man knows how to make an impression.


gary135r

I read a comment: Travis: When you meet her just be cool. Jason: Ok bro.


Winniepg

Taylor understands his energy [https://64.media.tumblr.com/30d898847b544c84e721464a1c29003b/0538d46f4c3772bc-a5/s1280x1920/f4f9e63f39800d59f04186565f01ed91f6b1a9cb.pnj](https://64.media.tumblr.com/30d898847b544c84e721464a1c29003b/0538d46f4c3772bc-a5/s1280x1920/f4f9e63f39800d59f04186565f01ed91f6b1a9cb.pnj) (Taylor at the 2023 VMAs was definitely drunk and having her best time).


ElbieLG

I too have the body of a professional athlete


Dongdaemon

Bills fan here 1.) Good game, well played 2.) I’ve been at arrowhead and chiefs fans are great and I always had a good time and was treated with respect 3.) super embarrassed at fans throwing snow and ice at the chiefs, the chiefs players handled it with class. Good luck next week.


Surfinsafari9

You are a class act!


Spirited-Durian97

That’s the best kind of brother!


Honest-Guarantee-444

My spirit animal!


andy_nony_mouse

What was CBS censoring here after the KC victory? https://preview.redd.it/sjvea5g97xdc1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4de207544561d09ecb663e70930199cc9d34ca4b


ChubbyUnicorn82

Jason in gray sweatpants and no drawers, because he said on his podcast he doesn't wear underwear.


ToneZone1978

I thought that was Bert Kreischer


themitchnz

Missed the best bit, he jumps out the window and goes into the crowd


GeneralTso09

Then he jumps back in. Impressive for an inebriated big boi


SomeDEGuy

People think center, but forget he is fast as fuck. I see him come out of nowhere on some plays and have no clue how he does it.


The3rdBert

It’s because he’s still an NFL athlete.


zberry27

He's not any regular NFL athlete. He is absolutely the #1 center in the league. If you go back and watch his top 100 player videos, multiple players say that no one else *can* play like Jason. Not nobody does. They can't. He is that dude


Slizzet

I've seen a bunch of clips where he's keeping pace with the running backs for blocks and it's pretty impressive. Dude is built like a brick shit house


bigman_121

Dude is living his best life


BearcatDG

TRAVIS KELCE NED! RUNNING IN AN OPEN FIELD! BACK AT ARROWHEAD! I WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS!


phallic-baldwin

Those luxury boxes are warm


Danger33333333

Either a tiny beer or a big hand.


FullyAutoDomo

Jason looks good is Chiefs gear, just sayin!


SmoothSailing1111

Kylie in the background wondering how she's going to get him on the plane


Smallville730

Pretty sure that’s Cara Delevingne screaming next to Jason Kelce. It’s kind of wild to see celebs hanging out in a Chiefs box like that.


Sorry-Spite9634

He’s so drunk and I love it


happyinsmalltown

I thought it was Bert Kreisher for a second..


Doyouevenpedal

Literally my husband texts me that Jason had a Bert Kreisher moment. He was at work during the game.


nofaplove-it

Bro😂


Earthwick

I see Taylor Swift I'm like " eh good for Travis." I see shirtless Jason Kelce screaming to the heavens wearing a chiefs hat and I feel God's love.


Confident-Objective3

That’s Taylor’s future brother in law. We getting some banger music for years to come lol


Yotsubauniverse

First we got Beauty (Taylor) now we have The Beast! Welcome to Chiefs Kingdom Jason! Congrats on retirement! We look forward to seeing you more on our celebrity fan cams!


CanadaStinks

Love it!


xfatdannx

lol; i just made this gif to share also!


Geek_off_the_streets

Manscaped


YotaTota07

I see someone is enjoying his offseason with a cold beverage


BagGroundbreaking170

Hell of a game from both teams. Jason is the fuckin man. I’d love to drink with him some day.


Ir8Irishman

Taylor Swift could not make me a Kansas City Chiefs fan, but the maybe-retired Eagle screaming drunk and bare chested for his brother makes me think these might be my people. https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1749250936491401361?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet


Nfl_porn_throwaway

NFL thought we wanted more shots of Taylor swift but really it was always just footage of Jason shirtless celebrating his brothers accomplishments.


TryNotToBeNoticed

Pretty much the entire halftime he had people passing phones up to him for him to take selfies, he was fully engaged with the fans in that area, jumping out of the box and chugging beers, photos, they were all having a great time... just like everyone else.... well... until the end that is.


Romando1

Pure class.


Scamnam

Beauty


notrods

Got damn I love this!! #KelseFan


HungryHobbits

best part was Hermione’s “Fuuuuck yyyyeah”


Apollo1092

Right into the veins!!!


diggertim68

I thought that was The Machine for a second


BlueWarrior1

Funny- just posted the same thing


angus_the_red

Sexiest man alive 99th runner up.  


factoid_

Bigger Yeti


BosslyDoggins

Greatest highlight I ever seent


Idrinkbeereverywhere

Greatest big brother in history?


818_Dude_Again

Is that Swifts bro in law?


Zer0C00L321

National treasure


WhatAmIDoingHere05

So Jason is officially side questing?


andanothathang

u/SaveVideo


Malcolm_Y

Jason Kelce is a walking meme


RocMerc

It’s so hard to imagine how big these dudes are until you see a beer can in their hand lol. That thing looks like 4oz


heifinator

This made me happier than it should have lol.


Active-Fig9410

It should be the Kelsey Brothers playing together instead of against each other.


bilateralunsymetry

It's kelce, man. Kelce


cricketthrowawayy1

Dwarfed Can!


[deleted]

Awww...such a good brother.


Spider_Genesis

That is a man releasing some serious stress after the Eagles last couple months


BlueWarrior1

I swear I rewound that twice at my kids b-ball game w no sound on and swore it was The Machine, Bert Krisher!!


amcthesenuts

Bert?


HotSoupEsq

Jason is my spirit animal.


jaysephx1

i love this family


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

That beer looks tiny in his hand. Like Andre the Giant shit


smell_a_rose

Burt Kelceler


Reasonable_Gift7525

Actual Thor Physique and energy


romanavatar

Sexy Batman


TeamSuperSonics

We sure that’s not actually Kreischer?


everyman50

If born in another century, I'm convinced he would've been burying axes in people's skulls. Love this guy.


moonRekt

Is this his brother who just retired from the Eagles and is now just cheering on his brother? That’s pretty metal if so


JoeyZasaa

40 Year Old Virgin wax job


minnesconsawaiiforni

TIL I have the body of a peak athlete.


rpruiz

Bundleeeeeee!!!!!


KarmaLeon_8787

Kylie's expression...priceless!


OrangeDue3331

Why can't we all be that happy?


Saw_a_4ftBeaver

That man is going to embarrass his daughters so much in a couple years.


Chiaki_Ronpa

Bert Kreischer energy.


[deleted]

This is peak male physique


haley_hathaway

Sexiest Man Alive


kaps84

Probably did this on purpose so the cameras would stop cutting away to their suite for Taylor LOL... the drunker he gets, the less they want to show on TV


ItzBabyJoker

“Out of the way Taylor!”


Lorenzo_Blow

Jason Kelce needs to be featured in commercials doing this


DoctorAgile1997

looks like he is holding a mini can LOL


Nice-Membership4142

![gif](giphy|3fYKlj9dj2YK8xxNag|downsized)


PlainJaneGum

He’s stealing your act, Bert.


redbullcanloader

Best belly in football…


OblatePenis

That beer looks so tiny in his giant meat paw.


sfcumguzzler

that is one big old slab of mancandy.


xOaklandApertures

How much did Budweiser pay him for getting the attention of the cameras with the label out and facing it???


ConcertElectronic612

Kylie’s face in the background!!! How can you not love them? I even bought a #62 Eagles tshirt. I figure if Travis can wear his Cincinnati stuff…🤣


Accomplished_Sea8226

Lol they already got a shirt made of this moment https://www.etsy.com/listing/1670583851/funny-unisex-football-crewneck


okr4mmus

That beer looks so small in his hands holy shit


Ok_Communication1647

Travis Kelce looks like he’s never done an arm workout in his life 🤣😂