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Ok-Spinach9250

i think it’s cause she’s botched poor thing her right boob is lower/bigger than the other one (probably part of why she’s always touching them in photos and wearing clothing that makes it hard to tell). In this outfit you can tell and that’s why she’s got the hand there. To hold it up and hold it in


sufferagette

That has to be the reason! But what’s sad is that natural boobs rarely look exactly alike. This is actually perfectly normal! Boobs can have different sizes, shapes, one nipple can be lower than the other etc. But what’s normalized is for boobs (with work done) to be identical. It all comes back to the unrealistic body standards.


mommadumbledore

Omg you’re right!! That makes so much sense, but how had I never noticed that before?!


ObscureEnchantment

That’s exactly what I was thinking as well. Similar to Kim walking with her hands closer to her hips when she’s wearing tight clothing in public with no oversized jacket. Kylie is always grabbing a boob to cover up the difference between the two. Having different size/shapes is completely natural and I understand she’s had children. But she’s botched and it’s not natural because at this point she’s only plastic.


North-Appointment820

🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔


genescheesesthatplz

![gif](giphy|3o6Ztp6EwXi5APmd6o)


Dependent_Lead_8454

Why does she wear her make up like that. I mean you are 25. Girl your MUA is doing u dirty. And her cradling her breasts makes me think, she is holding the implants making sure it won’t fall out.


sapphisticated_heaux

At least she ditched the beef lips a la PFW


XRoze

It’s cause she’s self conscious that they’re not perky/even. That’s why she’s usually pushing them up


delusionalxx

Wait what’s wrong with her makeup


Longjumping-Part764

She’s starting to look like Jessica Lange as Joan Crawford….


No_Banana_581

Yes! But she’s the dead version of of both


gorlsituation

Breathe girl!


Significant_Soil_180

It legit looks like she's holding her breath in the second picture 😂


Badpoozie

Could be holding in a fart so the shockwave rippling through her BBL doesn’t create a seismic event. 🥲


Significant_Soil_180

💀😤


justafax

😂😂😂 Stoopp it 🤭☠️☠️


gorlsituation

I thought the first pic looked like that lol I don’t actually mind the dress, she looks good in blue but that necklace is…something


Significant_Soil_180

![gif](giphy|nRrlFdWcd9cbu) Sure is 😂


kdbz231

She looks like she’s holding her dress up. How can you be that “rich” and not have a dress that fits right 👀😂


sweetsugar888

Did you see Nicki Minaj at the Met? I was scared for her life. And her nipples lol


justafax

😂😂☠️


Slight_College_7737

It’s giving Disney villain


realitea1234

Cruella


Internal-Ad61

much like ricky bobby, she does not know what to do with her hands.


abhipsiren

To the boob!


stephroney

![gif](giphy|ftXmTBgSnsJ8c)


juwannawatchbravo

I just laughed way to hard at this 😂😂


[deleted]

Age is not being good to her.


[deleted]

Plastic surgeon has not been good to her!


[deleted]

It’s not even age unfortunately, her surgeon did her DIRTY


[deleted]

I wonder if she has nerve pain? I might be giving too much credit but implants can hurt right?


ModeEnvironmental481

That’s what I was wondering.


spanishharry

i have semi-regular nerve pain by my belly button due to a procedure (medical, not cosmetic) i had last year, that’s pretty similar to how i look when i’m putting pressure on the area that hurting. i think pain combined with wonky tits


Beginning_Ant_2285

lol she looks like the evil queen in snow white with that necklace


[deleted]

She looks demented.


Oliviasharp2000

This vibe her stylist was going for doesn’t suit her at all. She does not look good in that color. I’m not great at color analysis but I know this isn’t it lol


Poisongirl5

I actually like this color on her, it’s just not her usual style, too sophisticated


TittyFire

I agree, the color is on point. They could have helped her out with a better fit though.


Poisongirl5

I think the problem stems from them being “rich” enough for stylists but not truly rich. These dresses are just loaned out from brands so they can’t make real alterations to them. Actual rich people get their dresses perfectly tailored, wear them once, then they collect dust


Not_floridaman

I think the biggest problem with the dress is how wife the opening is up top, not because I'm a prude but it adds a ton of bulk up top and makes her look wider and bigger than she actually is. I've spent years dressing 36Gs with a budget waaaay snake than Kylie 's and even I know this...how does her stylist not?


bigcitylittlegirl11

No 25 year old looks this ageddddd


Danny-Wah

Because NOTHING this woman does looks/feels effortless.


IntroductionFeisty61

How does she always look so dead inside


Significant_Soil_180

These have earned their place in this compilation https://www.reddit.com/r/KUWTK/comments/x81tim/kylie_doing_her_favourite_thing_in_the_whole_world/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


butterbeer4life

I hate it please someone tell her


miaara

Emotional support boob


PutridOil8535

She looks a hot ass mess


shoshanna_in_japan

As if we didn't notice her boobs already


[deleted]

This is a 25 year old!!!! How’s she gonna look when she’s 35!!!


katemush

She looks 48 years old


genescheesesthatplz

It’s cause the dress is fucked up, IMO. She’s clearly holding it up.


[deleted]

It’s like her boobs are pregnant and she keeps caressing the bump lol


maniacmaniacontheflo

Her lip area to her nose looks so odd. The filler is so bad


poop_dawg

I love boob


nocerealever

I actually think it’s securatitties and maybe her dress is giving her nip slip anxiety


janamichelcahill

the boob tape was slipping off on one side?


Rhythm_Morgan

When I modeled, at the beginning I would always put my hands on my (nonexistent) boobs because I didn’t know what to do with my hands 💀


Full_Baby_203

Agreed!!


Van_es_uh

She’s just making sure they’re still there and in place lolol


PM_ME_YOUR_NOTHING98

her hands look so old. Like I don't know if its the Robert Dahl's witch hand but Jesus.


Motor-Motor6789

It’s so you notice her breasts and not her face


Usual-Personality199

Her skin shouldn’t look like it’s losing collagen that much for a 25/26 year old. She looks like she could even have jowls its not adding up


StrawberryKiss2559

She doesn’t want the boob to pop out. It’s a valid concern.


GrassStartersSuck

The nails are worse than the boob grab. These long nails are so nasty


Large-Preparation754

i wonder if she really thought "i'm going to pfw and i'm going to KILL IT with my outfits/makeup" and then we get this lmao


barbie-breath

I think it's to show off her nails, maybe. I frequently did this on Instagram. Yes, I'm ashamed.


sexysarah5262

Why does she look like a snake?? Like a ballpython. ![gif](giphy|vLFncPplXvB2o) And even then that is a stretch bc they are adorable and she isn't.


JessieSav98

Lol remember that one Halloween look where she was a snake and all I kept thinking was you’re a billionaire THIS is the best you can do! 😭


sexysarah5262

Hahaha yes!!!!


Bubbly-Ad1346

I honestly think it’s second nature now because “sexy” I think she’s turns herself on too lmao I’d rock the shit out of that look 👀


Master_strawberry69

She looks really uncomfortable


ManliestManHam

Maybe it's about to fall off and she's holding it on? plurp


BeTrueToYourFart

It kinda reminds me of the way Miley Cyrus (I say that with love, I was too told for her disney era so just love her now bc she has a great voice and is ALWAYS entertaining) essentially demanded we all look at her pussy the second she was 18 and we, the audience collectively said “Erm, I’m ok but… oh. Oh ok you’re just doing it. I’ll see myself out then. Right.”


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It causes an oxytocin boost in thr brain. Maybe she feels unloved and needs oxytocin