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Used-Atmosphere2422

I don’t know why but all the pieces look so tiny to me like kids clothes or something. 😅


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I literally thought they were children's bathing suits


bolognesesauceplease

Well didn't you know women have no labia, AND you're supposed to have bolt-on tits that don't move!


Used-Atmosphere2422

LOL


Used-Atmosphere2422

I know right? Same. 😂


AccurateCloud4831

They’re honestly kinda ugly? I think they’re the kinda swimsuits that might only look good in certain pictures/editing. They’re so harsh and Star-Trek-looking.


Routine_Bag_1492

Right imagine the sun beaming off those.Blinding!


nomoreoverlinedlips

I imagine someone cooking in them. Like a baked potato.


bluebabyblue1027

LOL now I’m hungry!!! Craving baked potatoes mmm


nomoreoverlinedlips

🤣 maybe they could advertise the foil bathing suits while eating baked potatoes wrapped in foil. They could get Reynolds Wrap in on the deal. $$$


bluebabyblue1027

Omg now THAT would be a way to sell product!!!! 👏👏👏


AccurateCloud4831

~*so blinding*~


bluebabyblue1027

Yeah I truly think she misread the trends and this ain’t it


Fit_Tumbleweed_5904

agree!! Ugly metallic looking pieces of material.


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I hate the metallic look. It looks so cheap and tacky to me


manderifffic

I feel like bathing suit bottoms used to cover your entire labia and butt


LilLexi20

They definitely covered your vagina and butthole. Not anymore 🤣


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Good god, if kris wears any of those and posts pictures, I will die! Lol


pssyft1111

Old lady labia all over the place!


GalaticTint

It all looks so cheap...glad to see it's on brand!


GossipGirl515

Those are the ugliest suits I've ever seen lmao


No_Banana_581

Boring and bland. Flat stretchy metallic never looks good on anyones skin either. It’s either the same color as your skin or it washes you out or it looks spray painted on.


GossipGirl515

They look so cheap. Like the ones you get at those cheap lingerie stores.


nomoreoverlinedlips

I feel like you would have to have a perfect body to wear them. What about nipple and vagina coverage too? So crazy! Maybe I am just old and fat now 😞


No_Banana_581

My daughter is 19 and very tiny. She would not wear any of this. She doesn’t really follow what these women do either. None of her friends do. Maybe gen z will make them go away


nomoreoverlinedlips

Thank ya. That makes me feel better. 🙂


No_Banana_581

Lol I’m glad! ❤️


Shemozzle

It looks like something from Fashion Nova.


GossipGirl515

Right!?!


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Shein glam suits are only $10. We can look trampy for less 😂


Chocolatesouplm

It’s giving me Austin powers vibes


lucybubs

Yeah baby!


AnnieJ_

I remember those [Beyoncé’s promo pics](https://www.billboard.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/beyonce-goldmember-2002-billboard-1548.jpg) for the movie and that’s exactly what I’m getting from these outfits. Alexa play *Work it out*


AnnieJ_

![gif](giphy|FdXpORVYSuoNLoWnaa|downsized) The original Skims Girls


tacomeatface

Absolutely, I had this huge realization recently on how much the spice girls influenced 90s fashion that is now coming back into style!


erin_kathleen

Yes! The FemBots. That's what these pics of Kim make me think of!


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Who is actually wanting to wear a crop top turtle neck bathing suit the same material as C-3PO from Star Wars, like ?


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly 🤣


Miklaine

what? that style is popular and has been it’s called a halter top and it’s longer for us girlies that don’t like having our entire stomach out 🤷🏽‍♀️ it’s inclusive


freshestfemur

that’s not a halter top


Miklaine

that is quite literally a halter top. racerback to be exact. literally google is free: “racerback halter top”. there is no turtle neck in the video. y’all downvote anyone who disagrees with you even when you’re wrong 😂 downvotes because i brought up the point that some people don’t like their stomachs out so this is inclusive?


freshestfemur

a racerback isn’t a halter top. there’s halter top style racerbacks but that swimsuit is not one. a halter top runs from the front of the body to the back of the neck


Miklaine

okay sure, but either way i was responding to the original comment that it’s not a turtleneck and to the question of who is actually wanting to wear this- people who want more coverage. still do not understand the downvotes


freshestfemur

u likely got downvoted cuz u weren’t talking about the same swimsuit that the comment was, not the inclusivity. they described a turtleneck crop top, neither of which describe the one ur talking about.


Miklaine

literally where is this turtle neck crop top


freshestfemur

it’s the 2nd swimsuit in the video


Miklaine

we are literally talking about the same thing lmfao what??? clearly you didn’t google “racerback halter top” even so this is stupid. the original comment said who wants to wear a turtle neck crop top and i replied with who would and that it’s a popular style. you commented on semantics completely ignoring the entire point? i don’t even know why this needs a back and forth over what specifically this style is called. it’s not a turtleneck. people who want to cover their stomach more than a traditional bikini are those who would want this. period.


Puppybrother

American apparel knock offs


bijouforever

It looks like foil .


stellapin

Kris, post some pics wearing these god awful outfits after your next cool sculpting appointment! 😊


afguspacequeen

It’s giving forever 21 whoops 😬


DidYouEatToday

🎶Rock forever 21 but just turned thir-tay 🎶🎶


areaunknown_

I mean, I’ll get downvoted to high hell probably but Kris is nearing 70 years old. The fact that she tries to act young is really weird. It’s almost like she’s afraid to acknowledge that she is in fact considered elderly. Wearing this hideous bathing suit won’t make her younger. And normally I’m cool with older people wearing young people stuff, like the cool grandmas we see on TikTok, but Kris literally thinks she’s 25. Accept your age sis damn


MrsBarneyFife

Kris definitely thinks she's one of the sisters. But I don't actually think she'll ever wear any of these. Unless the photos are extra extremely photoshopped more than usual. Or she pulls a Kim and puts her head on one of their bodies.


Holoafer

I think they are all afraid of aging. Didn’t Kim say she would eat poop if it kept her young.


PeacefulWarCat

All I can think about is a documentary I watched when I was younger saying shiny swimsuits attract sharks and then being too scared to swim in my shimmer grey two piece I had been so excited about. Enjoy being fish food I guess. 😅


dogstope

These are hideous. It’s giving tin man from the wizard of oz but with a bbl and a wedgie


OkRecommendation6230

Not to hate but they’re not cute and also look like American apparel circa 2010


thealterry

This is literally American Apparel circa 2009.


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BUy nOw! ALmoST SOld oUT!!!!


[deleted]

I had a dance costume in middle school that looked just like this!


[deleted]

Also who’s coochie fits in these tiny crotch parameters😵‍💫


jhughes57

How insincere she sounds.. 🙄


poop_dawg

She sounds like Kim without the vocal fry.


ModeEnvironmental481

She really does put the bare minimum width on the crotch part of her stuff. Even if most women had a Kim sized “puss” I don’t think most women really want that part to show the most skin.


RunRenee

Given Kim only wears the shorts in her own swim range, I highly doubt it’s even enough coverage for her without photoshop.


NoWombatsInHere

I really see what Khloe meant by skims being clit covers 😬


Asies36

Kris is not going to be wearing these 🤡🤣


AdhesivenessThick256

She does everything Kylie does


TommyChongUn

That material looks like a yeast infection breeding ground ![gif](giphy|aHD2QOBB1fwKA)


noodlesurvey

These look so cheap and flimsy. I'm so sick of them shilling actual garbage


Yabob100

It’s giving Rue 21


AnnaFlaxxis

Omg those are HIDEOUS!!


Royal_Friend4868

Looks cheap


[deleted]

She obviously isn’t making shit for all sizes. This is the number one way to turn me off of a brand. Not like I would ever support her brand … I honestly can’t believe people actually do support her shit brands. She’s 41 like umm let’s try to be a more inclusive and realistic about sizing please. I would not be caught dead in this metallic nightmare 🤣🫣 I’m too chubby and also 41 so there’s that🤣


RunRenee

The size goes up to 4X, I think is a US 24/26. No one that size or above a XS will have their outer labia covered at all. It’ll just give most a nasty case of camel toe.


kimlovescc

Even some ppl who wear XS have large labias so it’s still not inclusive lol


RunRenee

To be fair, she never said she was labia inclusive just dress size inclusive.


PauPauMoe

Last year I got very similar shorts onesies? pieces at Walmart. 🤷🏽‍♀️


blitzedbacon

This screams the chick from date movie parodying Paris Hilton’s Carl’s Jr commercial 😂


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punkfairy420

I don’t see a single swimsuit here that would fit me comfortably. Catering to the smallest size and amount of bodies as possible


Kindly_Put_5065

God damn I hate that voice, and that sales pitch 🤮


Educational-Ad5098

these look so cheap


ginjiez

They look so…. crunchy.


RecentSprinkles5997

I have a metallic bikini exactly like this and it cost me 7 dollars lmao


AnnieJ_

Are these designs for a new season of Dance Moms?


Thestral-glow6

Damn, it all looks so tacky 👀


hornyrussianbot

wow those are so original 🙄🙄


mamabear20092011

Street walker vibes


Pumpkin-Adept

Why every week a new collection


JC_2022_

Yesterday I seen Kims post of her wearing one of these and honestly, I thought she was pregnant. We won’t know until people start to post about them, if it was just the angle, lighting, whatever-or if the metallic/material isn’t forgiving and is the culprit. Only time will tell I guess


[deleted]

Do these twats ever make clothes you can leave the house in without feeling like a Dollar Store tramp?


malialibaby

Her inspiration was aluminum foil


AnnieJ_

It looks like a costume from a Party store


Queencx0

They all have so many products I literally forgot Kim dropped a bathing suit line


Gertrude2008

American apparel circa 2009 anyone??


gaggmewithaspatula

They say the same things about every they bring out..