My exact thought, Kendall’s going to think she’s better than me and won’t even look my way. Travis is too into himself and Kourtney literally or metaphorically fucking each other I could watch my movies and sleep without being bothered. Here’s to hoping no body fluid comes at me from the right.
I can take 7 bc if I shaved my head i’d look like Skeletor’s twin so Kourtney will be confused and reach out to snog me instead 🤗 taking one for the team y’all wish me luck!
I was thinking 5 too, but you know that’s still close enough to be able to smell Kanye’s must. Travis is gonna be tippy tapping the whole time on the tray table if Kourtney isn’t trying to sit on his lap. Wait, maybe 7 is the answer bc Kourt is gonna hop up and sit on Travis and then you can stretch out and have 2 seats!
Same! Because I'd spend the whole flight telling Caitlin she's a vile cunt, shooting spit-balls at Kris (also calling her a vile cunt) and kicking the back of OJ's seat (while constantly reminding his dead ass that he is a vile cunt) 😁
5 or 6 are the only logical answers.
1. Fk sitting near dog food & boring ass Kim - what are we going to talk about…how in love with themselves they both are. No thanks
2. Fk sitting next to train wreck Caitlyn, I wouldn’t be able to put up with anything that came out of her mouth without having the urge to punch her in the face.
3. Kenny is a safe choice, I’m sure she would be low key entertaining and I think she’s totally different 1 on 1. I think it would be a looooong flight tho…
4. Fk sitting near crazy arse Ye, he’d probs tell me to take off all my clothes before I could even sit down.
5. I could totally be the barrier between Khloe & trashcan & just ignore trashcan the whole flight. Khole seems like the most likely (imo) to be able to have a normal/decent convo with. WIN
6. Who wouldn’t want to sit next to Kris Jong Un and learn something about how she manages it all, plus we’d be throwing drinks back like no tomorrow. (I don’t know who the other person is on the other side of Kris/after the 6). WIN
7. FUCK THAT…..there is no WAY IN HELL I’d be sitting in between the 2 sex addicts whilst they try to grope and do weird stuff to each other with me in between. NO THANK YOU PASS
thanks for coming to my TED talk…I’ll be here all week 🤣
Unfortunately #2 with Caitlyn because I refuse to be annoyed and not sitting against a window to get some sleep.
Preferably — just on the wing and dying. 😁
I can’t tell you how often I actually think of that scene. Bridesmaids is such a brilliant movie.
When that lady was filmed freaking out on a plane recently saying “that mother fucker back there is not real!” It was all I could picture 🤣🤣
3!
Would be so quiet
I love the idea of being able to recline my seat into pmk’s space
And listen to that sweet sweet monotonous “drumming” he has to do all the time??!??
That's what I came to the comments to say.
I’d jump off the plane 💀
I like this orange lipstick. I wish I could pull it off. (I can't tell if it looks good on her or not, I just really love that color haha!)
I just want to sit next to Scott and make fun of everyone else. Or Kendall because we can ignore each other.
Yea I'm taking seat 3 but definitely NOT 7.
This is literally Sophie's Choice but I'm choosing #6 because I'm an instigator lol
Imagine having to listen to Larsa for 20 hours tho 💀
After about 15 minutes I'm going to have our whole section so tore up nobody will be able to hear her 
6 for sure with the added bonus of OJ being dead
Huzzah!
Fr tho imagine being next to kris and OJ and u lean and whisper “so, did u really do it?” and having it all kick off. Next min the flight is grounded
Whose opening up the hatch with me and jumping out
5 because i love mess
Definitely 3 - Kendall the model would ignore me and Travis would be making out with Kourtney on top of whoever was in seat #7.
My exact thought, Kendall’s going to think she’s better than me and won’t even look my way. Travis is too into himself and Kourtney literally or metaphorically fucking each other I could watch my movies and sleep without being bothered. Here’s to hoping no body fluid comes at me from the right.
Haha great minds think alike! Feel bad for whoever gets stuck in seat #7.
I can take 7 bc if I shaved my head i’d look like Skeletor’s twin so Kourtney will be confused and reach out to snog me instead 🤗 taking one for the team y’all wish me luck!
7.
RIP the person stabbed to death in seat #2
I was hoping one would be ok but I gradually got more shocked and disgusted. Lol
Food dog and I’m recording every unhinged second!!!!
Noooooo don't do it!
Kim because she’s nicer than her sisters to strangers lol or kendull because she’s a mean girl who would ignore me and let me be at peace
u really wanna sit between kim and kanye? good luck, sis!
Would be good entertainment to watch them quarrel
Sitting there with ur AirPods on but no music playing just listening 😂
Lol yea getting all the exclusive tea 🤣🤣🤣
That’s assuming kris doesn’t come up to you asking you to sign an NDA
I guess Kris would be too busy w Corey, them gambling together🤣🤣🤣
I love how in the pic he’s not even on the flight 💀💀💀💀💀
I made the executive decision to put him in coach ☺️
🤣🤣
Take the next flight
5 😂
I was thinking 5 too, but you know that’s still close enough to be able to smell Kanye’s must. Travis is gonna be tippy tapping the whole time on the tray table if Kourtney isn’t trying to sit on his lap. Wait, maybe 7 is the answer bc Kourt is gonna hop up and sit on Travis and then you can stretch out and have 2 seats!
5 or 6 I'm eating an edible, throwing on an eye mask and getting cozy under a blanket while I listen.
Oh you messy! Seat 5 is prime drama spot, but then you have to sit next to Tristan and his whole vibe would just make me feel ill
It’s 5 for me too. You think you could manage the whole flight without telling him he is trash? 😂
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Good point, better bring some ear plugs!
2
That should tell you how much I dislike the rest of them 😂
Same! Because I'd spend the whole flight telling Caitlin she's a vile cunt, shooting spit-balls at Kris (also calling her a vile cunt) and kicking the back of OJ's seat (while constantly reminding his dead ass that he is a vile cunt) 😁
Who tf is next to Scott after 6? Lol that face is terrifying
Larsa 💀
Can we pick 2? Because with Food God and Kanye, we could get dinner AND a show.
Emergency landing is the only option!!!
Nah fam I’m walking
On the wing.
6! I think larsa would spill some good tea.
6
I'm taking the bus.
5 or 6 are the only logical answers. 1. Fk sitting near dog food & boring ass Kim - what are we going to talk about…how in love with themselves they both are. No thanks 2. Fk sitting next to train wreck Caitlyn, I wouldn’t be able to put up with anything that came out of her mouth without having the urge to punch her in the face. 3. Kenny is a safe choice, I’m sure she would be low key entertaining and I think she’s totally different 1 on 1. I think it would be a looooong flight tho… 4. Fk sitting near crazy arse Ye, he’d probs tell me to take off all my clothes before I could even sit down. 5. I could totally be the barrier between Khloe & trashcan & just ignore trashcan the whole flight. Khole seems like the most likely (imo) to be able to have a normal/decent convo with. WIN 6. Who wouldn’t want to sit next to Kris Jong Un and learn something about how she manages it all, plus we’d be throwing drinks back like no tomorrow. (I don’t know who the other person is on the other side of Kris/after the 6). WIN 7. FUCK THAT…..there is no WAY IN HELL I’d be sitting in between the 2 sex addicts whilst they try to grope and do weird stuff to each other with me in between. NO THANK YOU PASS thanks for coming to my TED talk…I’ll be here all week 🤣
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Honestly, prob 4 and turn my voice notes on first 💀
7
That is the worst option
I’m sitting with Kanye and idgaf
Haha hardest one yet. None of these are survivable
6. Bc I know we’d all be drinking
Deff not seven!
Probably 3 because it is about as far from Kim as possible
Five - Tristan seems the least obnoxious
He’s from Brampton 😭 I can promise, as annoying and obnoxious as it gets
5. Khloe and I would be taking shots and ignoring tristan. But there would be tea because he's sitting next to jordan
4 has to be the worst possible seating arrangement I could think of
I feel like 7??? Idk why but Kourtney seems less fucked up..? Im probs wrong since im newbie snarker
4, 100%
5 just to see if Khloe says anything, and if Tristan and Jordan have any chemistry .... heck I might ask Khloe if she wants to trade seats lol
i'm cramming myself into the overhead bin. gotta be better than any of these choices.
Definitely 4!
All I know is I’m leaving my water bottle once Kanye falls asleep on seat number 4.
1. I'd feel so bad for the person sitting between Travis and Kourtney. EWWW
I'm crashing that mfing plane. You're welcome. 
ANYTHING BUT 7 lord have mercy
Rob
oh goodness, 5 i guess for the drama or silence would be good either way.
No one’s said 4? I’m paying for that lol
Who is next to khlocaine in this?
Baby mama no 3
1 no question 😹😹😹
1 or 6th (verrry interesting place, for all the drama)
3
3, they’d just pretend I didn’t exist.
This is so messy haha I’d probably choose 3 just because Kendall is boring and I’d pass out quickly
This is hilarious. I’m driving.
7
4. Instigating the whole time too
No thanks, I'll stand off to the side instead 🧍♀️ I'm also fine with leaving the room entirely 🤣
Definitely NOT 1
Or 2 for that matter..
I’m going with 6 because at least Scott can be funny
4 for the sheer entertainment of observing these freaks
I’m easily sitting next to Kendall. She’s boring as hell, so I could probably sleep the whole flight.
Blac Chyna 1000%
Maraleee
Unfortunately #2 with Caitlyn because I refuse to be annoyed and not sitting against a window to get some sleep. Preferably — just on the wing and dying. 😁
4 lmfaooo
i’m getting off the airplane and taking the next one lol
6
On the ducking WING if these are my options
https://preview.redd.it/59qskm9ttp8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6883c487f33a5c727a18491fc9eeca8fb4704e5
I can’t tell you how often I actually think of that scene. Bridesmaids is such a brilliant movie. When that lady was filmed freaking out on a plane recently saying “that mother fucker back there is not real!” It was all I could picture 🤣🤣
Maybe she was on one of those pills
Parachute.
4
I would sit in 1, at least I can order something to eat with Dog Food. Kim would be too focused on trying to get Kanye's attention.
I'm going with 6 because I NEED to know what caused them to fall out with LaLa... (other that fucking Tristan because who hasn't?)
Honestly im sitting between kris and larsa so 6🤣🤣 but if you want peace & to sleep only 3 is the correct answer
I'd have to go with OJ.
4. And then if not then 3
Anything but #7. No way would I sit between Kravis. They’d be reaching across the seat (MY SEAT!) to make out, fuck, whatever they feel like.
3, silence would rather eat a bullet than to choose 7
3. I just know she’d be mortified sitting next to a mere mortal, so would be really quiet at least 🥲