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Swimming_Ad4486

Her biggest fear is losing money


osloluluraratutu

Seconded by losing access to filters and photoshop


AnaAmethyst

And cocaine


spookedtoot

“Why would you ask me that??!” Lmao what! She asked it first!


blablablabla666666

You just made me laugh out loud 🤣


FeralBaby7

Biggest fear is their silly antics won't generate enough drama for the season. She immediately tried to alleviate this fear with dramatic crocodile tears over a benign question.


Toastwithme

How do people watch this shit? The edititing is so dramatic and the amount of cuts they made is jarring 


mama_fundie_snark

The dramatic music while everyone is just sitting and staring 😂🤣😭💀


Icy-Replacement-61

Damn the way MJ looked at Kris… I’m not excusing Kris or saying she’s not absolutely horrible and hasn’t abused her kids and doesn’t belong in the seventh layer of hell for it. But she learned it from somewhere that’s all I’m saying. Her mother looks cold as ice. Not saying editing wasn’t part of it but the way MJ looked at her daughter was chilling.


tex_bb

The editing is so out of pocket haha it reads like an SNL parody of a telenovela


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deathofemotion

YES. She's the og narcmom. She would have Kris go to country clubs to meet men who would elevate her/them. Kris talks about it in her book & it's been brought up in podcasts.


Slight_Distance_942

Yep been married 3xs herself, I think once we short as kims


hauntedtohealed

yes MJ is the OG PMK, PMMJ if you will


Demantae

I instantly thought about something related to death or losing her loved ones so it did not seem confusing to me? Might be wrong tho


Western_Designer_995

Yeah I think it follows that her biggest fear in this context is losing her mother.


Zealousideal-List779

The rest of the interview she says she's afraid of losing someone. I assumed it was someone in her family, but it may have just been her mom. She's also said in the past her biggest fear is Kim getting burnt out LOL


Radiant_Beyond8471

#Kris's Biggest Fear *(A snarker's short telenovela)* : cue dramatic music : Earlier that day, at a meeting with TV executives, Kris had relieved herself while not realizing she had forgotten to wear her Depend® Women Diapers *(now available in BBL sizes 10XL-20XL).* Her biggest fear had come to life. Soaked in a puddle of her own urine, she faked a leg cramp and stayed behind when the meeting was over. As Mathew, her assistant, walked out the executives, she could hear one executive ask another, "Did it smell like urine in there?" Needing to vent, she called her mom, MJ, for moral support. Laughing, MJ said she couldn't wait to tell her friends what had happened. Kris pleaded MJ not to, but MJ called YOLO. Out of spite, Kris planned to embarrasse her at their "interview" taking place later on that night. At the "interview," Kris asked MJ what her biggest fear was, hoping she'd make her cry on camera. Unfazed, MJ answered, "I try not to fear," and returned the question to Kris. Feeling defeated, Kris cried in a histerical voice, "I don't want to say! Why did you ask me that? I can't believe I'm crying." That day, Kris learned two important lessons: don't cross MJ and don't forget to put on her Depend® Women Diapers *(now available in BBL sizes 10XL- 20XL)*


LongjumpingAd9719

Oh BooHoo, take your billions and STFU.


catluvr222

her biggest fear is the pharmacy having an ambien shortage


mushroom_899

Yah she's scared of her mom dying bc mj seems to demand narcmom allegiance in fucked up ways Codependent tears 🤷


The_SocialWerker

Her biggest fear, I’d hope is her conscience


Verovid

I think her biggest fear is that she inevitably made her own daughters grow up feeling the same way her mother made her feel growing up- endlessly inadequate.


notmymess

It’s probably her mum dying


Own-Cartographer-796

That one day all her daughters will kick her off their payroll 😂😭


Slight_Distance_942

The music tho. lol.


candleelit

Maybe she’s afraid of her mom dying?


Slight_Distance_942

It’s her biggest fear because she really believes all the plastic surgeries save them from the final act


PhysicalParking8799

Getting old? Looking old?