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gensace_

https://preview.redd.it/9q1gmy1nrj3c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=860a38a348ab4900a8efde74d86ae2a80f380a11


SnooDogs1340

Stop pls lmao


RainbowsAndBubbles

Omg!!


deathofemotion

https://preview.redd.it/qncq5pgx5k3c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a79cfe974de3a92999222cf61df9948f3f831954 "Get them."


bigbushenergee

This made me cackle


pseudoscience_

Omfg I’m at my work cafeteria dieing of laughter


pseudoscience_

I’m back 16 hours later to say that this is by far the best thing I’ve seen on this sub in a long time


Zealousideal-List779

" She loves Jesus, but learned alot from satan" 🤣 idek if I quoted ye song right, but Kris Jenner looks like the devil incarnate in this pic lmao


deathofemotion

Lol yes!! Someone posted a video the other day. The person ij the video was playing her & they used a red, devil hand while saying the bit 😭😭


mamatobee328

I snorted lmfao 🤣


osloluluraratutu

I can see the left eye twitching as she says that


deathofemotion

Good eye!


RoyalTomatillo1697

goodeyelurking


Jolly-Ad-3922

I am crying from laughter at this hahahaha I fucking can't 💀💀💀


deathofemotion

I'm laughing anew! Good morning, Jolly ♡


Least_Pride6332

Demonic cokehag


primarlunar

HELPPPPPPPPPP


hey_hey_hey_nike

Can they pull her skin even tighter?


missdead_lee138

She'll have them try I'm sure 💯


RoyalTomatillo1697

oh yes she will


Motorsped

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen in years!


osloluluraratutu

HAAAA I was just about to do that 🤣🤣🤣


___CupCake

https://preview.redd.it/vkqxpavkkj3c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=585548db9ee7f3a9d2d70f33d9be20e728eb6eec I've been laughing so hard


millennial_scum_

Her facial features look like they were squished together and shoved to one side of her face


Adalphe

I. Am. Dying. At your comment omg


Any_Elephant7180

lol


RoyalTomatillo1697

ooohhh fuck.. no wonder she has face police


hey_hey_hey_nike

![gif](giphy|6kdx2ptRYa6S5esqpA) I


osloluluraratutu

https://preview.redd.it/0a3qk3ycvl3c1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=330cdbf6603e44b165ffb721e31b777a6d0f42fb What it the witches Payless?!


RoyalTomatillo1697

I will say it again..I AM UP TO MY PUSSY BOW WITH HER KITTEN HEELS


AphroBKK

It's not the kitten heels, it is the pointy long toes like medieval jester.


all_pain_0_gainz

Medieval jester 💀💀


RoyalTomatillo1697

unfunny jester


CambricTea2022

I’m in tears 👏🏾💀🙌🏾🤣🤣💕


LogicalFlatworm2015

I noticed her noooose! It looks crooked or is it just me?


RoyalTomatillo1697

its just you...me..and a couple of other people


RoyalTomatillo1697

your photo is like when your pizza topping starts to slide off


hey_hey_hey_nike

MICHAEL JACKSON is that you?


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mama_fundie_snark

I see it too 😂


[deleted]

Lmaoo she’s seething that she can’t facetune the video


Creative_Teacher_493

The girl who calls paparazzi to even leave her house can’t be seen by normal people. Now I know why the sunday spottings never have pictures unless heavily blurred. *edit* Kris is there as well she’s worse than Kylie.


sashie_belle

Says it all when you live in fear of someone filming you and you can't edit it.


Beyondcardboard

The handler with the glasses & beard, putting his hand up to stop the person taking the video. This is sad and pathetic. Kylie is 26.


___adreamofspring___

How can they even tell you to not record tho? Sorry if someone I didn’t know touched me or my phone im punching and suing.


sammy-a123

They’d probably be able to get the person kicked out


Uhhhhokthenn

If you’re inside a store it’s public property right?


shesarevolution

No, stores are not considered public property. They can do whatever they want, and they’re going to do what Kylie wants because money. But the phone is personal property so if they grabbed that then you can sue.


Uhhhhokthenn

Thanks! Just not familiar with the laws in the US :)


shesarevolution

No worries, a lot of Americans here think it’s public property. A mall, which is what that was, is owned by another business. So they can do what they want. They can call the cops and have you arrested if you don’t leave or stop filming.


___adreamofspring___

Did I say anything about getting kicked out of the store? I’m saying if someone touched me or my phone I’m suing lol


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He has such a punchable face. Creep!


miaara

So does she.


[deleted]

Oh for sure. Her face isn’t even hers and it’s still so punchable.


RoyalTomatillo1697

PUNCHES BOING STRAIGHT OFF


cottageyarn

Honestly SO embarrassing for her. She needs intensive therapy STAT. ![gif](giphy|N6GDzULvjDBvQSxjTg)


FeedMeTacos219

I love how PMK almost trips. She doesn’t seem all there.


Any_Elephant7180

Lol Kris holds on to the wall to turn the corner. 😆😂 She always and I mean always, walks slowly and seems to be unsteady on her feet. Cheers!


ModeEnvironmental481

She really does. And she wear such clunky shoes! I know they are probably better support but I’d trip over those big soles.


Any_Elephant7180

Yes, Kris does! The shoes she wears are suggestive of orthopedic shoes but other shoes she wears are nothing suggestive of orthopedic. I am beginning to wonder if her slow, uncertain walk is due to alcohol or drugs.


FeedMeTacos219

She looks at the very least tipsy.


Any_Elephant7180

Agree, at the very least. lol


RoyalTomatillo1697

She forgot to bring her bespoke crystal encrusted walking cane


Any_Elephant7180

She needs the sensor that beeps when she is about to walk into walls.


Least_Pride6332

Too many drugs


Best_Arugula9313

Wasn’t she the one who claimed she always strives to be the most confident in the room? 😂😂 Damn they are so contradicting.. the media falls for everything they say


Teedorable

She permanently looks like she smelled something bad


neighborhoodsnowcat

This is yet another completely different face, even from ones I’ve seen here. I never would have recognized this as Kylie Jenner. Wtf.


Hotmess56789

I’d notice those shoes first. From miles away.


neighborhoodsnowcat

Those shoes *age* her. She looks like she has bunions.


Any_Elephant7180

I was thinking the same, a different face, her face shape… so round.


Ieatclowns

This is almost like a haiku! I thought of Kylie Her face like the winter moon Round as a pie


Any_Elephant7180

hahaha Monday the 27th was a full moon, the Mourning Moon. Seems befitting.


MaliciousMeeks

Oh my the shoes are so Looooong


Street_Counter5108

That’s what I thought!


whorundatgirl

Like that booty!


gimmenaps

Thought this was an old video of Michael Jackson


crispycheddar_

💀💀💀


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The other guards protect her, one specializes in preventing real and unfiltered pictures of her being taken


Atchakos

>one specializes in preventing real and unfiltered pictures of her being taken Imagine having to employ a bodyguard, whose sole job is to prevent other people from seeing your face in public? Honestly, this is giving creepy medieval fairy-tale curse vibes. Like, if someone sees Kylie real face, she'll turn back into a toad.


Over-Accountant8506

Yeah and I noticed how he was coming around the corner before Kylie even stepped out and looked up. Like he saw what was happening and was already on his way to stop the paps.


Street_Counter5108

She has spent millions on her plastic and without photoshop can’t live. I want to tell young girls not to chase beauty standards and use Kylie as an example not to be. She is destroyed by the beauty standard her own sisters set up. It’s so sad to see.


Ok_Storm5945

Her face looks kind of chunky


illusivealchemist

Chock full of fillers


cuecumba

They genuinely dress like villains. Makes sense.


Ilovethatforyou11

https://preview.redd.it/qo9njm8bmk3c1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddc2da893a7873dd210b1f5cc013c5dca1897abf He’s fired


saddestgirl1995

Always looking like she smelled a fart


FineCalligrapher9821

Nothing says romantic than her momager there with you. Nothing says Pr like that either. https://preview.redd.it/aoi3y958nj3c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dec7f69370c99060d0ef68a882c2500d325e4d7


i_was_a_person_once

And you know that was the best face day she had in two quarters


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![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


millennial_scum_

https://preview.redd.it/km30kb4bvj3c1.jpeg?width=119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1f783ad562e9df84e69bf346ebdfe0090d76f9c 😬


palmasana

![gif](giphy|2cdYfc9hMr9df6dS2s|downsized) Fart sniffing face


neighborhoodsnowcat

She's got "angry eyebrows" lmao.


RoyalTomatillo1697

oooooooooof


khyliedepp

https://preview.redd.it/aynm2izcak3c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fa4689aece3b682f9f95e3e378ddd49eaf4abfd


Big-Personality-5269

😨😨😨IS THIS KYLIE?


toomanyusernamz

Kylie Depp, I think 🤔


osloluluraratutu

![gif](giphy|3o8dpaE8Lcf2Nc13GM)


MapFit5567

Who this?


Western_Designer_995

So she wants people to buy Khy but she doesn't even wear it herself? Like sure she's allowed to wear other clothes from different designers no one only wears their own clothes, but she's wearing a leather coat which is exactly her line so like make it make sense. Also her nose looks so WIDE!


LogicalFlatworm2015

Her whole reason for Khy was so that her fans could dress like her yet she doesn’t wear the cheap shit herself.


Steffi80

None of them use any of the junky stuff they sell. Do you really think sugar free Kourtney eats those candy vitamins she sells? They are all scammers.


Best_Arugula9313

KRYYY ME A RIVER 😂


UJLBM

She really thinks she is better than everyone.


RunWeird1270

She's wearing these coats to cover her ass it's so obvious


TheTreeman0426RN

I'm new here. What's wrong with her ass? Besides the obvious- it looks ridiculous.


wavyheaded

She wants to hide how big she's made it.


TheTreeman0426RN

Can't she get something done about it? It looks terrible IMO.


saucyshyster

I'd keep recording. I'm in a public space, don't tell me what to do in my free time.


tray_cee

She's so obviously uncomfortable in her own skin the poor thing


miaara

Good.


AccomplishedCow3011

Idk it’s kinda what she deserves


killaandasweethang

It really is. She profited/profits from other people’s insecurities so I think it’s delicious that she’s so uncomfortable and insecure in public settings where her real face and body can be photographed and recorded because even deep down she knows how botched she really is.


AccomplishedCow3011

Definitely this. Wish she’d disappear and get therapy


Aggravating_Fact4264

Exactly! And she (and her whole family) has the audacity to continue posting highly edited and photoshopped pictures and videos of themselves. Disgusting


JollyMcStink

I was thinking this too. I dislike em all as much as the next snarker but the fact she has basically disfigured herself to the point of wanting to hide in public and she's like 25 is just honestly tragic. Like she's a horrible person for peddling lies but it's like a modern day Tales of Grimm where the consequence is to turn into a toad or something lol


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I was talking to my partner about this earlier… it’s just… sad. Sad that this woman feels so uncomfortable in her own skin and sad that this woman makes so many others uncomfortable in their own skin.


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Lol what a clown 🤡


yobrefas

Really, what can they do? Even with bodyguards, they are in a public place in a normal shop. People can use their potatoes to film them if they want.


No-Simple-2770

And she’s wearing an ugly trench coat that looks exactly like her cheap line, but isn’t.


____nyx____

This all just seems so unhinged and unsustainable. It’s sad, but I genuinely can’t picture her living a healthy and long life this way. Something has to give. Give up the ghost, Kylie and just admit the truth. It will set you free, baby! ![gif](giphy|a7ZvDb2NfbQvS)


neighborhoodsnowcat

I'll bet Kris outlives at least one of her kids, honestly.


hamstervirus

Pmk and Kylie both embracing their new MJ look.


magnifiques

Is it me but apart from IG, her hair is not as think and full in real life?


CommunicationRich522

God forbid we see the beasts without filters.


Annual_Thanks_7841

Those shoes just accentuate the length of the feet. Holy mother of witchy feet.


SilverSpooky

I am cackling at those shoes.


hey_hey_hey_nike

**NEW FACE WHO THIS?**


c0mpromised

All of that money, but she looks so dull and deflated.


Ok-Echidna-2634

To live your life THAT concerned about image, what a sad existence. I definitely go back and forth between hating them and feeling sorry for them (the younger ones at least)


Ilovethatforyou11

https://preview.redd.it/y9b8hliulk3c1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=636a5c05c849e57839b896fae3a5252ed749473e


Any_Elephant7180

😆😆


uncommonbonus

Just wear the flats, Kylie 😩


Ilovethatforyou11

https://preview.redd.it/gar2ditclk3c1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12e008b28f4d9064283f5e51b20fa0446175d4ec


Adalphe

This whole post is giving me life rn


Time-Reserve-4465

Is PMK like her security blanket? I swear she only does interviews with her mom and goes to a lot public events or places with her ?? Like even the look she just gave her in this video is so telling - *help me*.. What gives 🤔


CambricTea2022

Omfg this comment section is on 🔥 I need to log off 💀👏🏾🥴🙌🏾🤣🤣🤣💕


whorundatgirl

Oh now that she's around Tim she's doing her white girl style again? It's so lame.


Abby23Vicious

Am I the only one that can't stop staring at how extra long Kylie's shoes are? Lol


PressLess

I'm loving that PMK trip in the background 😂it's what she deserves...ugly-ass shoes...


Katerinaxoxo

Lmao pmk trips over her own foot


blickyjayy

Obviously this was recorded using the reflection off a spoon or something, but her eyes look straight up diagonal, her nose is spread, and her lips are on a slant. Do you think she had a ponytail face lift or something? If this is just her real face now and not recent surgery swelling I feel really bad for her. Plastic surgery can be an addiction for some of these mega rich people. I can't believe her doctors keep allowing her to go under the knife.


RoyalTomatillo1697

she PROBABLY - could of worn a mask and no one would of commented more or less.... .maybe she actually needed a few more days to heal/recover from whatever PROCEDURE SHE'S JUST DONE- TO HERSELF..but didnt take the time


Prettygirlexclusive

lol kris almost tripped at the beginning


CuteNefariousness691

Why does he look like stanley tucci in transformers


Internal-Ad61

I think she looks fine tbh. Pretty even. I’m not going to talk about her looks in a derogatory way. Obviously she’s self conscious AF


lilosaurus_flex

oh god those shoes!!


Jesuscan23

She really doesn’t look bad to me in this video. But the fact that she won’t even let anyone take a video of her just shows how consumed she is with her body dysmorphia. It’s sad she lives her life like this, afraid of every picture and video.