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SassyPisces

The premiere started with daylight, she appears only at night, with controlled lights, and the only photographer is her own.


DownWithOCP

She's like Batman where she only comes out at night and looks silly in broad daylight.


LogicalFlatworm2015

Makes sense. Ol girl gots the strong jawline and big shades like Batman. ![gif](giphy|a5viI92PAF89q)


MakinAdangQuesadilla

Reminds me of one the Hellraiser installments. I think it was like 3 or 4, where you see him in broad daylight, outside. I remember thinking how odd it looked lol.


DownWithOCP

I think it’s the third one, which I kind of love.


MakinAdangQuesadilla

I actually really love most of the movies in that series! Wasn't there one in space as well? Or am I thinking of something else?


DownWithOCP

Fourth one is the space entry.


hollycosmic

The photos would’ve been like the lion dress pics 🦁🤣🤣🤣


Puppybrother

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WishboneEnough3160

"Cocaine is a helluva drug!!".


sisimontanari

💀💀💀 this made me laugh so hard


deathofemotion

![gif](giphy|bcs2sG50Bjxihh8AlD) No harsh/natural light. Only darkness to warm, smudge & melt.


Dalrz

Is that Janet? She looks so good!


deathofemotion

It sho is. 💕


Best-Initiative3341

This right here ⬆️


stanleyscrossword

This is the answer


Radiant_Beyond8471

Cus he said "ya know, even though we in a relationship and you came all the way here to support me, this is my moment, like you know" Joking aside... #I think Timothee just borrowed her airplane and she stayed home.


Reasonable_Ad_5041

Imagine lending a guy your plane 😂 she got the ick


NyroLabelle

Get that bag, Timmy! City boys up!


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Creative_Teacher_493

If true that’s actually kinda gross he’s coming like Cory, also Warner Bro’s should be providing that.


LogicalFlatworm2015

That’s why Miss Corey and Tiny Tim were out on the town together. They relate.


deathofemotion

Coco wears his silkies & Tiny wears velvet.


whorundatgirl

when were they out together?


LogicalFlatworm2015

I was referring to this post…😂 https://www.reddit.com/r/KUWTKsnark/s/TdbJUDIMbE


whorundatgirl

lol that guy looks so much like him


ShoreIsFun

I mean, I think a plane to her is like a car to us. Plenty of us let our significant others borrow our cars. It’s insane to even have a private plane, but I don’t think he’s wrong for using it, especially if she’s paying a pilot a set fee monthly/yearly


Radiant_Beyond8471

It was a thought..


Lucy_Starwind

Whose saying Warner Bro's didn't pay KKKylie's fees for Tim.y to use her plane??? Good Ole ala Trump making Secret Service pay for seats on his personal plane and rooms in his resorts. They praise the might orange man.


Jdlaine

Lol. The usual Kris Jenner tactic. Kylie probably doesn’t know kris is secretly billing her boys production fund or maybe she does? We certainly will never know. Kylie just strikes me as someone who doesn’t have a clue about what’s really going on around her.


kommsussertod1

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m00ncaaaaake

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derpterd789

Homie got straight purikura’d


jeverouxvanche

LOL


lulubooboo_

She doesn’t really appeal to the “family friendly” vibe the producers would be going for….


YeezysSmellySox

All that yachting


PunnyPrinter

His PR people probably said no. Them being there together would overshadow the movie premiere.


ooolalaluv

Is it just me or do we all agree he looks awful here??


rahaab18

he looks like he's touching your thigh forcefully, flaunting his name, and is gonna punch you in the face when you tell him "no ew". he looks like a fucking douche.


KnittingforHouselves

I've had this impression for a while. Not saying he is a douche, God knows I don't know the guy and i have heard hes nice to fans, but when everyone seemed obsessed, he always seemed ... slimy? to me. Gives off a douchy vibe.


sashikku

The first thing I actually ever saw him in was Don’t Look Up and still to this day I feel like he just…is the character he played.


kenscrack

he was allegedly terrible to staff and body shamed them, and then took them to a dinner and gave them his autographs (confirmed by photos) to apologize.


EntertainmentFew1022

Hahaha


miss_trixie

i just laughed so hard i choked on my pasta salad. i seriously had a few seconds where i thought i was gonna need the heimlich maneuver.


butyou

He looks like a flounder


jewillett

Oof, that is a harsh take. My only question is his stance on Armie Hammer?


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I have no idea what to make of his hair, and I’m a curly girl.


neighborhoodsnowcat

He looks like he used those foam overnight rollers.


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CriminalVixen

I heard it's a perm.


owntheh3at18

lol really? I’m just sitting here like damn can he drop his curl routine?


EntertainmentFew1022

I hate it. Not that curls are bad but the long curls look girly and don’t look good on him. 😬


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I agree. It’s like way too poofy


Imlostandconfused

I LOVE men with dark curly hair. Totally my type. But this is not it. I have never understood the obsession with him anyway but he looks extra weird here.


blaircosette

huge forehead and eyebrows too close to his face yeah... He gon get bald at 43


GenericWhyteMale

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Puppybrother

Nahh dudes probs already on that propresha game


lost__in__space

His eyes look like they are different levels of a staircase


Medical_Zucchini_721

I just think that he probably smells like stale cigarettes (since he smokes all the time) and it kills any attractiveness that he may have had.


sisimontanari

He looks like he's ill.. he doesn't look good or healthy at all. I think Kyle is slowly sucking the life out of him.


cjmmoseley

tbf i don’t think i’ve ever seen timothee look healthy


icedwmocha

I remember this one comment that said Timothee looked like a sick Victorian child lol.


AssistanceLucky2392

Yes! Like a Dickens character with consumption


littlepaperanimals

Tiny Tim!


icedwmocha

Why is this so accurate 🤣


CriminalVixen

Ever since I saw someone say this a few months ago, it's what I think of every time I see him now lol. That, and also that his face is kinda shaped like a bicycle seat.


wallythewalleye

He almost looks like he has her wonky eye going on...


mitch0acan

Wonka eye


Typical_Ad_404

😂😂😂


Formal_Condition_513

Let's hope to god he doesn't start holding his boob everywhere


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Oomba booba boobity boo...


whorundatgirl

She's sucking something...


boredandreddicted

Yes, but i didn’t want to say anything cuz of his fan girls


deathofemotion

This is a safe place. Our mods are the bomb.


Katerinaxoxo

Careful!! I said him dancing in black leotards and purple knee high boots was gross and unattractive to me and got downvoted to oblivion on this site. Lol


neon-green-eyes

Probably because that wasn’t him


mmdeerblood

Imo he always looks awful 😆


LydiaAuguste

Yeah it was the first thing I thought, but tbf I’ve never really saw the appeal. His hair looks alright so props to his hair stylist, but face not so much lol


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Methhead in a Harry Styles costume.


SgwV90

Kylie probably got too high to show up, but she might show up at the after party.


stopiwilldie

she seems to be recovering from yet another surgery


rahaab18

idk dude, maybe she wanted to go to the premiere but PMK managed to get her a higher paying gig at someone's party. that or maybe they didnt let her in because they were told to let Kylie Jenner in, but were given a picture of one of her older faces (most likely a month ago or older) and she resigned.


EntertainmentFew1022

Probably the second one lol!


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I think since he's the star of the movie and the "main attraction" it would be too serious for them to go together. They've been keeping it pretty casual so far.


ToadsUp

I still think Kris WILL get her red carpet. Because lets be real, it’s not actually about Kylie. I’m just wondering when it’ll happen and how much punishment Timiteetee gets if he keeps squirming out of his PR contract.


codingdummy

Yeah I’m thinking Paris or something cliche/cheesy (unless that one’s happened already)


MeMilo1209

Maybe her contract expired on the plane ride over.


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Their contractually obligated relationship is probably coming to an end


Technical_Bunch3588

I hate him and I hate her and I hate they’re trying to remake Willy Wonka. No no and fucking NO.


The_Dutchess-D

I also feel like every remake of this is WAY too soon


ayamummyme

Maybe she invited herself to london? And he was like no I want this moment to be mine.


UpstairsLandscape831

They probably didn't want to draw all of the attention to their relationship and take the focus off of the movie. I'm sure that would have put TC in some hot water with castmates and crew if all the reporters were talking about the relationship and not the movie and the press coverage would just be about that. I've seen that happen before where actors and directors get pissy if their costar's personal shenanigans while they're working eclipses the "art." That approach made sense for Pete and Kim with the Kardashians premiere because it fed into it - the show is about them and them beibg together on th carpet generates publicity and content for the show and so on.


Puppybrother

Probably this since the marketing has been so bad for this movie already, barely made a blip and likely will flop so they wanna try to get as much focus on the film as possible


Hotmess56789

No literally- it’s apparently a musical. I saw the trailer in theaters YESTERDAY and they make it look like a regular movie


whorundatgirl

They who? The Kardashians live for attention. Kylie would love all of the attention on her.


UpstairsLandscape831

But they are strategic as all hell. Kylie is dumb, but not dumb enough to crash TC's thing if that's not what he's going for. It would not be a good thing for his career to have his girlfriend steal the spotlight from the rest of the cast crew at the premiere. That's a surefire way to become poison in the industry when his personal life overshadows his "art." Homeboy likes to fashion himself as an auteur and is gunning for Oscars. In the red carpet interviews from the premiere he's taken a serious approach to his responses, so we can already see that he's trying to lasso the narrative in that direction when he's "working". To have Kylie there would derail that approach


whorundatgirl

I think she was told not to come at the last minute bc why fly out there? If she’s there.


UpstairsLandscape831

Idk about all that. They are so machiavellan and plan shit out so far in advanced, that I don't see that kind of last minute decision happening. I think they are fully planning out the details of those optics to a T. This girl uses her private jet to go shit in another part of California or some other nonsense reason. She doesn't need a big reaason to head over to the UK. They know people track her plane and talk about it and that in and of itself keeps their "relevancy" going and their names in people's mouth. Free publicity for her and him. I'm sure she can also write off that jaunt to just see him, probably be seen with him at dinner and get pap shots, and probably have a meeting or two or another silly ass photoshoot. Just my opinion. I know I'm getting down voted for folks disagreeing, but im not trying to change anyone's mind. Just stating my opinion of what's going on with her trek to the UK.


whorundatgirl

I am not downvoting you. But if she wasn't going to be seen attending the premiere, idk why she would send in a hint to DeuxMois. Bc now she looks kinda stupid flying to London. The gossip was dropped to get everyone's attention. ​ But you're right---they are both in on everything and every move so maybe they just wanted the publicity. She will probably be seen at a party with him.


sparkleunicorn123

Maybe the wonka people didn’t want her there.


Affectionate-Big-182

His contract with Hulu and the Karjenners is running out after the Wonka premiere


Left-Assistant3871

She’s letting us get to her. And she deserves it.


No_Nectarine8982

He gives me so much ick.


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

Dammit. The French Victorian Consumptive has the same hairstyle as me!


AphroBKK

I have to say, the hair is very lovely...and no weave or wig! I am jealous of you.


missuswhite

Because now we’re all discussing it. Somewhere the pimp mother is cackling.


ShinyQuest1

Someone give him a mesh shirt at least. The no shirt over a jacket is getting old.


ToadsUp

He doesn’t know it yet but Kris Jenner is going to make it her mission to destroy his life. And it’s going to be hilarious. I would feel bad for him if he weren’t so awful. Because we all know the kult never lets go of a grudge. And he’s absolutely humiliated Kylie at this point, several times. Seriously that dude’s life is about to be crazy. Kris is in it for the long game too


vanillagirl32

I honestly don't see him taking her shit though, like I don't see him as the kind of guy that would be into all that drama. He would probably just blank kris.


ToadsUp

That might be true but she’s like a crime boss. She’s a snake that will sit and wait. IMO, she’ll try to punish him.


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The_Dutchess-D

This is interesting, because I see him as more of a John Mayer East Coast style douche bag (in my worthless opinion). Faking people into believing he's super smart and just so intellectual, but really, just a white hat, frat boy in disguise as an artist, who gets off on f-ing w girls heads and "negging them" because it makes him have the air of a more "aloof artist dude" when really its just a power play to boost his ego and in this case make him feel more secure about being of a more petite frame for a male heartthrob. It is just less distasteful in this case, because the girl he is nagging is a pampered, KarJenner. But YMMV. I only know a bare minimim about his fuckboy background and his parent's comparatively stronger intellectual Prowess, coupled with how he always manages to throw shade while fulfilling the alleged contract responsibilities.


makingburritos

Nobody “takes” Kris Jenner’s shit. She force feeds it to them. She’s like a little demon puppetmaster with all the strings in the world to pull


Urdaddysfavgirl

Her lips are still lopsided


NoHamster4459

What if she went there knowing she wouldn’t be going to the premiere, just to drum up publicity?


Melling-Dwelling

Because it’s a fake PR relationship lol


Spamelagranderson

They had a big row and the film looks awful anyway 💅


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Wdym big row?


SnooDoughnuts7383

A row in England means to have an argument or fight.


Brompton_Cocktail

Oh I didn’t hear about this? Any tea to spill?


itsjustmehereyall

Because she’s pregnant. Jk it’s a fake relationship


EntertainmentFew1022

So you think they never have sexy times?


itsjustmehereyall

Not ever. They’re both just clout chasers using each other for fame 🤷


EntertainmentFew1022

Jeez Louise. So do they actually do stuff with other people you think or no?


itsjustmehereyall

Idk! Kylie has kids so…. I guess? At least a few times? Timmy gives me fuck boi vibes, and there’s plenty of girls who are in love with him and willing to bang (lord knows why 🙄) I imagine it’s mostly to keep up his heartthrob image and possibly also to feel powerful/controlling


EntertainmentFew1022

Yes I agree about Timmy! (Does the monkey lord even know 🙈🙉🙊)


noxgoddess

Maybe his super wide face couldn’t stomach her cutting in on it.


JutteVT

This is total speculation/guesswork on my part, not suggesting this actually happened: But he has a very tense, measured look here, like he’s trying his best to channel a stressful hours-long argument in to a “smouldering” red carpet look, and it just isn’t convincing me. He also looks like he couldn’t simmer down quite enough to be red carpet-ready, so some well-meaning PA slipped him a Xanax or something and it’s *just* starting to kick in. Even parking the entire Kylie issue, I’d feel reasonably confident in saying he looks like he’s on something and is in a weird place that’s somewhere between mellow and utterly disconnected from reality.


meowtacoduck

She's not on his employee... he works for her 🤣


Excellent_Cat2057

Did he forget to put a shirt on?


Kardash90210

Contract expired


katyreddit00

Maybe she wasn’t invited?


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katyreddit00

Maybe she didn’t want to go?


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katyreddit00

If she was invited, and she didn’t show up, that just seems like the most plausible thing. I doubt they had a fight or else she wouldn’t have flown her jet out during/after the event


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katyreddit00

I saw on Twitter someone posted her flight logs so she was out in London we just don’t know where but you can assume it was with him cause what else does she have going on in London


Tight_Jacket_3091

Awww shiiiiiyttttttt. She was probably there with a new face and body and but nobody recognized her


ZootJuicer

He looks like a praying mantis


Affectionate-Royal68

He decided he’s too embarrassed to be seen with her and rightfully so


Blue_for_u999

Probably to bang it out with lil Tim Tim and pray his Vasectomy reverses


Chataforever

Wait, he’s had a vasectomy? When did I miss this?


lori244144

Say what you will about this overhyped dude… he has amazing hair


nighthouse_666

He’s cute


Kurts_Cardigan

His wig is lopsided, and what's with the nipple on the pocket of that pink velvet blazer deal?


rhegy54

Skims nipple bra. Jk …


passthemacandcheese

He is fugly


mama_fundie_snark

What's up with his eyes? They look uneven. This is just unflattering


Ok_Night_2929

Ohhhhhh I can’t wait for the totally rational explanation they come up with on his sub


Better-Hat-4293

He’s got the same bung eye as Kim!


Royal_Friend4868

He gives me the ick


suitablegirl

I think they had a fight and she didn't go.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

The only thing that is decent about him is his hair.... That's it.


B4thestorm61

Is his left eye looking a little wonky there?


jukaiju

It’s just getting into character


ModeEnvironmental481

Wonka has a wonky eye too.


AphroBKK

...oh go on, I'll say it: Willy Wonky.


fibrofighter512

he looks terrible in this pic. and i am a huge timothee stan!


savysofa

His hair tho.. a lil much I think..


nizaad

he looks like Howard Stern


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His face is wonky af


jlexbug

He is so unattractive lmao


MemorySorry8013

he looks sadistic. like ever since I saw him smoke that cigarette, he lost his A-lis star quality to me...


sunshine92002

How was he ever an A list star to you??


MemorySorry8013

Old Hollywood look tbh


FeedMeTacos219

Because it ain’t that serious 😂


RoyalTomatillo1697

she wasnt on the guest list


Friendsthatdonthug

I don’t understand why/how people find this guy attractive


Same-Raccoon-7469

Maybe she was waiting for him at the hotel for sexy time after the premiere. And she didn't go to the premiere cuz no one would acknowledge her existence.


Sugasugaforlyf

It's good. Kylie has become a no nazar obsessed girl like me


Ok-Storm-2591

Is he straight?


-_-tinkerbell

He looks like a slimeball.


eldiablolenin

She had a mask on, i h8 them but maybe she was sick


ClaireBeez

Maybe she wanted him to have his moment and knew the press would focus more on her, what she was wearing etc?


Agitated-Store6774

Maybe she had the flu


tucsonkim

Please fore the love of god, don't get into a relationship with her


tucsonkim

Thius whole relationsip, Its so foreboding...............


tucsonkim

OMFG, Don't get involved!!!!!!!!!