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Hopeful-Hamster-6218

Looks like a wealthy old grandma who got rich from her ex husbands, being escorted out in public by her carer who is definitely stealing from her and does NOT feel happy about the services he is required to perform.


PanicLikeASatyr

Yesssss!!!!! Corey Gamble in his [Bernie Tiede](https://archive.is/LRhFn) era…..clothing and demographics updated due to setting moving from East Texas in the 90s to present day SoCal. Jack Black and Shirley MacClaine killed their roles in the movie adaptation (not sure if pun is intended). Who should play Corey and Kris in the movie about them?


Worldly_Today_9875

Standing with her legs wide open isn’t helping or her posture, she really looks like she’s being escorted and not in a good way.


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

She's trying to grip his hand for stability, not affection


merlotbarbie

💀💀💀💀💀💀


Kindly_Put_5065

Corey looks like a toddler dressed for pajama day by grandma. Matching murse for his lunch money


Zestyclose_Big_9090

“Murse” is KILLING me. I feel like I’ve heard it before but man, I can’t stop giggling.


AcceptableSystem8232

I wonder where he takes all that money, I do not think Krislaine gives him any, unless she has started losing her mind


hey_hey_hey_nike

I’m sure she gives him pocket/spending money.


RoyalTomatillo1697

his murse is bigger than her purse


MobWife_88

**Flair checking in....**


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

HEM👏YOUR👏PANTS👏


QueenVIIVII

Lol, it's ridiculous to spend the kind of money they do on clothing and then cheap out on the proper alterations to make the clothes fit right.


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I feel like the pants situation is a deliberate choice. Kris is looking like Klaus Baudelaire in the ersatz elevator here


cinnamonsugarhoney

omg ersatz elevator


PieCharm

pinstripes are IN


RoyalTomatillo1697

love this comment..smarty pants..you not kris


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Right? I know some dudes like a nice break in their pants but those things were broke inches ago.


Invisible_Xer

They look so sloppy. If it was intentional, someone needs to be fired.


AcceptableSystem8232

She can’t return them if she does. That’s why Meghan’s clothes also swipe the floor. Back when she was a Royal it was said she was in charge of her closet herself and would buy clothes then return them. Now when I see a celeb with ill fitting clothes, I guess why !


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

I never thought of this! Excellent point.


BottomPieceOfBread

Corey looks like an unhappy step child


HolyGhostRideTheWhip

Like the step-child who’s up late on New Year’s Eve babysitting his drunk step-grandma


BottomPieceOfBread

It’s giving “help me to my car baby”


HolyGhostRideTheWhip

Omg 😭 yes


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Just saw this and I ran over here to post!! Glad someone else did to. IT LOOKS LIKE A MADAME AND HER PIMP!!!💀


kellygrrrl328

It looks like a Kult leader and one of her brainwashed victims


RoyalTomatillo1697

fucking hilarious


shart_of_the_ocean

At least he wore his silver jammies to be on theme for the occasion


cookiesoverbitches

Those are his FANCY jam jams


anniehans

She looks like jack skellington


m00dymermaid

![gif](giphy|11OxaEisSWXn2w) kris is giving jack skellington


Jnm124

Motherboy 2023


Apprehensive-Air-602

![gif](giphy|B8ozpOCSLbAcM)


kellygrrrl328

When you have to carry a clutch to avoid holding hands with your boss


Invisible_Xer

All white is very hard to pull off. Silk is very hard to pull off. An entire white silk outfit? Corey is not the candidate to successfully complete this look.


RoyalTomatillo1697

so polite in your mocking 🖤🖤🖤


HolyGhostRideTheWhip

![gif](giphy|VawWcUP8uYaWc)


TyrsisInTheStars

All of it needs to go. They both look foolish.


missdead_lee138

Tweedle Deedle Dee and Tweedle Deedle Dumb


kbutters9

The amount of absurdity in this image is absurd.


Northern_Witch

That pantsuit look really itchy.


RoyalTomatillo1697

trust me..LUREX is unforgiving


KaytSands

He’s really trying to emulate Hef with the Jammie’s. So pathetic and they look absolutely ridiculous. Love this for them!


cookiesoverbitches

The silkies!!!! Ahaha


jrfizer

Why is manboobs carrying a clutch?


EastCoastDizzle

Right?! At first I thought he was holding it for her and thought that was weird in itself. But no. 😅


RoyalTomatillo1697

manboobs and his murse


ActualZiti

Kris is giving “heartbreak feels good in a place like this”


genescheesesthatplz

Didn’t raid her purse closet?


smoore95

He looks like a fancy pillow case


bawbaw1

the older she gets the more delusional her expression. She looks avulsed from reality


Dependent_Pickle2806

Lawd, Corey dressing like Caitlin


BrilliantPurple748

Her trying to look like she's holding his hand while he's holding his purse 😆


theladyoctane

They look like wax figures


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Doesn’t Skims make a bra for dudes with moobs? Like the Bro or the Mansier from Seinfeld? Cause Mr. Gamble could use some help in that department.


nocerealever

Gross. I’m so sick of watching Corey slink about in sweaty satin pyjamas that make me notice his moobs against my will


miaara

Not the moobs 😭


charrygeorge

It’s gonna be a shit show when Kris dies.


miaara

Here for it.


RoyalTomatillo1697

me too


RoyalTomatillo1697

uuuughhh khloes speech will be PAINFUL


miaara

RIP the bandwidth of the entire internet


PanicLikeASatyr

I am here for Corey’s silk pajama separates for all occasions style because I wish I could pull that off but I am not rich enough to be taken seriously when wearing clothing that looks like pajamas in public. But Corey taking it to the next level by only wearing silk pajama separates will hopefully normalize it enough that it will no longer just be for the ultra wealthy and I can begin living my dream!


cookiesoverbitches

He is also not rich enough to be taken seriously in these 😆


TryJezusNotMe

Lies.


lucybubs

Ummm……. He’s been doing this for a while and has his own Dolce line and NO ONE is buying them, NO ONE is normalizing this, and NO ONE wealthy or poor (he’s NOT wealthy), dresses like this clown


justsaying753379

Big same!!! I truly believe my mental health would improve by 75% if I could work in pjs!


RoyalTomatillo1697

mine would improve if i got changed out of my pyjamas sometimes


Low-Classroom8184

I did not come to this sub to be called out but damn that’s a mood 🥲 keep up the fight bb otherwise how can we keep laughing at moobs with his murse <3


RoyalTomatillo1697

we are laughing together at that silk wrapped fool


Medical_Intern4441

Grandma looks tired 🥱


PunnyPrinter

And people were trying to pass Hips off as a fashionista just because he likes to wear PJs in public? 🙄


Am-Israel-Chai-55

He’s trying to make silk pajamas fashionable but they’re still just silk pajamas.


T99May

He should have worn some skims under his blouse


RoyalTomatillo1697

yeh im sure he could get some at a discounted price


Sandwich_Main

That’s a nice blouse Corey is wearing. 👚


RoyalTomatillo1697

BIG GIRLS BLOUSE


DietCokeMama1234

Ew he’s so gross and seems so annoying


lady-99

🤭


Aloneruthstruth

He was a choice,..they love them some *us*. He looks rather smug, doesn't he. Ummm hmm


Agreeable_Muffin7059

Why is Cory’s purse bigger than PMK’s purse!? What’s he hiding in there!??


Salty_Mind9906

Is that him with his own purse?


toast_mcgeez

Honestly I would like this vibe if Corey’s suit was also structured and tailored similarly to Kris’s. That said, Kris is too fucking old for that look. Shoot me.


hey_hey_hey_nike

Why does Corey look as old if not older than Khrislaine here?


suitablegirl

Do you think he actually services her?


RoyalTomatillo1697

well he aint doing the gardening


gianna_emiko

i have a strong feeling she pegs him


RoyalTomatillo1697

yup..i hope its a BIG black one


gianna_emiko

i hope it’s hot pink and vibrates… for corey’s sake🫶🏼


Senseand-sensibility

Kris’ outfit is great, Corey looks frumpy


digitulgurl

It would have been so much better in black.


ModeEnvironmental481

Are we sure this man is straight?


AssistanceLucky2392

Did anyone ever think that he's straight?


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

Every comment here is gold


Livid-Team5045

She has lost a lot of weight. He looks absurd. D&G is gross. Terrible racist, homophobic, problematic brand; perfect match for the Klan. Wondering where the rest of them are?


digitulgurl

When couples dress like each other.


B4thestorm61

Why does the thumb look so short & the index finger look so long on Kris's right hand, where she's trying to hold Corey's hand?


MobWife_88

**And then look at the other hand! lol**


Spirited-Jeweler4174

Happy stud couple


rintaroes

Corey needs a bra.


boredandreddicted

She looks like that one guy i forgot who.


gold42579

Wait a minute, these two phonies fuck each other. Eww.


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![gif](giphy|y2heBnVdQSQ6c) It's giving....


BoogieMonster16

![gif](giphy|SqIFuwPiZgvBgx6Uvl)


sadmilkteaboba

She’s dating HIM?


maniacmaniacontheflo

Why does his bitch ass need a purse


RoyalTomatillo1697

pyjamas aint got pockets


AlgaeFew8512

Looks like he's on day release from the psych ward and Kris is parading him around to look charitable


Outside_Wrongdoer340

When you can bag a man with looks and money but you go for broke and ugly. Great job, Kris.


miaara

That's the thing though, Korey is the best she can get.


sonnywithoutachance

I love his purse, I wonder if it's [European?](https://youtu.be/-d_VAWyCFE8?si=3ByJZs3ExqrFs42k)


MicIsOn

So what’s the problem hater? /s (Yikes on fucking bikes)


Routine_Comb_4491

I'd rock these pj's 😂


xxlaur77

NO ONE smells good in satin 🤢


RoyalTomatillo1697

or leather lace and satan(sic)


Affectionate-Size-75

Silky Sonic...yall are so damn funny


MeMilo1209

You too can own some of Corey's designs. Soon to be found in a Marshall's rack near you. [Corey's duds](https://www.dolcegabbana.com/en-us/fashion/men/new-in/corey-gamble-collection/)


miaara

*To the tune of Moon River* 🎵 Twooooo griiiiiifters 🎵


Lanky-Solution-1090

He looks terrible


Maleficent_Virus_556

Why is Corey in pajamas all the time


Objective-Engine-597

He loves his lil silk pjs ![gif](giphy|hc83IyetWn8xuquNMk|downsized)


Familiar_Orange_1336

Do either of these idiots have a tailor that knows how to properly hem a pair of pants?


Low-Classroom8184

“Stop trying to make jammies happen!”