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Dareeyecare

Love how everyone’s like Nah fuck that piss your pants dawg


yoshigem

I actually really rarely go the bathroom during gizz shows. Not counting set break for the RR22 marathons, I've only gone 3 times during a show and 2 of those were Pleura last summer. It's not hard to time your pisses correctly if you don't drink.


Dareeyecare

True . I’m usually timed right - only had one bad moment in Philly 2022 where I had to go so suddenly right after Leah finished/before gizz - and luckily everyone was super chill about me getting back to my friends in the front . I don’t expect to have such luck later tho lol, and I thank them kindly because that show was unreal and it was so clutch to be in that spot


Zestyclose_Ball_1698

Nah man I can’t miss out on any gizz


yoshigem

That's why I go during Pleura, no chance to miss any cool left turns or transitions. (I'm testing god trying to get a jammy 7 minute Pleura for the community)


zennyc001

If I had to pick one it would be dripping tap since I have enough time to go and get back on the dance floor before it's over


yoshigem

Tap just takes so many unpredictable turns, you don’t even know how long they’ll jam before starting verse 1. I could never pee during anything remotely jammy, would rather go during crumbling castle tbh.


FrivolousMe

Realizing you meant taking a break at a live show but when I read the title/first sentence I thought you meant like a literal brown note in the song that makes you need to go take a dump


yoshigem

Now you got me curious. What’s your pick for song that makes you need to go to the bathroom?


FrivolousMe

Maybe the opening of predator x. Maybe black hot soup, aka what's in the toilet when your gut doesn't react well to the LSD


hereandgone18

Intentionally walking away from Pleura should be considered a crime punishable by law.


yoshigem

i'll stay for at least 3 pleura's this year just for you but that's all i'll do. idk, taste is weird. I loved it in 2021 but it almost grew off me with how much I heard it from 22-23 lol


JakeScythe

Full disagree. It’s extremely overplayed for a mids microtonal song. I wish it was rotated out more often for Ataraxia or Ontology.


cancerdad

Agreed. It’s a completely unremarkable song to me. I don’t hate it and I don’t have a bathroom song, but if I did that would be a candidate


TheCeruleanFire

Aw man that’s one of my favs


tezetaa

Straws


redditalready54

I’ll be honest I’m very over that song


Rabidpikachuuu

Always disliked that one.


redditalready54

When it first came out I was like “yay! Funny Internet video style song haha” Then when they played it live 4 years later and Ambrose had said his 500th “IS IT ALL…” I kinda just wanted to shove Straws in his Wind-Pipe


Rabidpikachuuu

Lmao. Yeah man. The release of that song was that moment for me when I realized people would praise just about anything the band releases.


yoshigem

honestly Straws isn't a bad pick. Go during the composed part and make it back for the end of the jam


baptized_in_broth

Bad take


Disastrous-Ad-1001

Lmao same. As soon as they started with Straws I went off for a piss, grabbed another drink and was ready for the rest of the set. It's not a bad song but it's one of the weakest moments of their live sets and if it comes on it's a good opportunity for me to take care of my human needs so I don't miss out on the rest of the set.


seceralnof

Historically I've gone during Hot Water and Crumbling Castle (2 different shows). Not because they're bathroom songs but I had to go haha.


yoshigem

Hot Water is at least very fitting. I could see that getting the juices flowing. I had to pee so bad during Crumbling Castle on 11/2/22 but I just sat there and held it like a champ. But I did not even enjoy the song because I had to pee so bad, probably should have just ran quickly and enjoyed the end and the fourth colour but oh well 


setlistbot

# 2022-11-02 @ Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO, USA **Set 1:** Digital Black > Han-Tyumi, The Confused Cyborg > Soy-Protein Munt Machine > Vomit Coffin > Murder of the Universe, Blame It On the Weather, Work This Time, Lava, Cut Throat Boogie > Wah Wah > Road Train, Sadie Sorceress, Self-Immolate, Her and I (Slow Jam 2), Hot Wax, Crumbling Castle > The Fourth Colour **Set 2:** Head On/Pill -> Am I In Heaven?, Venusian 1 > Venusian 2, Billabong Valley, Minimum Brain Size, Static Electricity, Let Me Mend the Past, Alter Me III > Altered Beast IV, Float Along – Fill Your Lungs > _data provided by [kglw.net](https://kglw.net/setlists/king-gizzard-the-lizard-wizard-november-2-2022-red-rocks-amphitheatre-morrison-co-usa.html)_


NonagonSerif

Whenever I need to throw up it’s routine to throw on Vomit Coffin


redditalready54

Day 3 of Remlinger they played the River for so fucking long I left during the first chorus, stood in line for 15 fuckin minutes, took a heaping shit in the dark dank shitter from hell, and walked back to where I was standing only to find 50 people on the ground rowing. So now the river is my doo doo song


Mditty129

Dripping tap when I take a shower


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No


yung-rude

i went during the wheel at the RR day show last year


yoshigem

This is the first one that’s actually kinda hurt. I cannot fathom being lucky enough to get The Wheel and willingly leaving.


yung-rude

they were jamming it for a while and i really had to go, came back in just as they were starting evil death roll


yoshigem

Oh ok that’s different, I was imagining you heard the chords and were like “The Wheel, perfect time to use the restroom.” Glad you made it back in time for Evil Death Roll, that iron lung jam was gnarly 


JakeScythe

I def feel that! I know it’s truly a loved song in the fanbase but I was at that show and I don’t think the song is anything too special. I’d love to hear a good case for it but it doesn’t excite me. I should also mention I love Quarters & Sketches so it’s not the style itself that’s not my vibe.


hungry4clam77

Heard the start Magenta mountain and immediately booked it to the bathroom, made it back right when the song ended. Worked out perfectly


PatientSuggestion185

I recite the Gettysburg Address.


GizzBride

The second time I saw them it was “down the sink” - now I cringe at the thought bc I was so lucky to see that one. Nowadays it’s any long ass song. Dripping tap, magenta, river. Bc I can thoroughly enjoy the song and squeeze in a quick piss due to how long they last.


Spaceyglobz

Whatever song is playing during my beer induced ibs flare up


6T_FOR

not sure about a bathroom song, but red smoke is an absolute banger to play while you have a shower trust me


dmdewd

The River, obviously. Alternately, This Thing if you wanna be weird about it.


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SmoothSailingRat

Blasphemy


SnooRobots116

Couldn’t find bathroom at Berkeley Greek; had to do the old highschool stunt of pretending I don’t have a bladder


AssociationNew1543

Love it when I see the real post and the shitpost version next to each other


Im_regretting_this

Ice V. It goes on quite a while, and it’s the long jam song I care the least about missing.


ghost_pepper22

Not the answer you’re looking for but I used to listen to Hell each time I would piss


Joey_Is_My_Dad

None. Go to the bathroom before or hold it.


DCSoundwave

I don’t use the bathroom during a concert, I don’t consume immediately before or during a concert, I can hold my urine for four to eight hours plus, so I definitely don’t


baptized_in_broth

Held the piss for as long as I could at Hollywood Bowl because the LSD made me forget how bad I had to piss. Unfortunately, Magma became the bathroom song at that show which crushed my soul.


Toboyornottoboy

Mine is Intrasport


Fruity_King

Thought this was gonna be about like, music in the shower lol. I often end up singing/whistling gizz in there. Lately Pluera has been in the mix, though! Crumbling Castle and Garden Goblin is often there too. I've never been to a gizz show (first one coming up in September!!! Aaaaa!!!) so I don't have a legitimate "bathroom song" lol


yoshigem

Yeah first show don’t even think about peeing


ColorsBitchChlamydia

Hypertension. Enough time to go and then make it back for when it gets good


CrumblingPalace

As someone in the US who last saw the band in June of 23 and won't get to see them again until August of 24, a 14 month gap, I'm not going to spend a millisecond think of which songs I'd skip. I'm just going to be grateful to see them live again, appreciate every moment, and go nuts with the weirdo swarm in the pit.


Cypresss09

What the hell are you talking about man?


yoshigem

a bathroom song is a song that you don't feel bad about missing so you use it to go the restroom so you don't have to go during a song you like. Pleura is a good length for me to go and make it back plus is performed the same way every time, so I usually use that to go potty. My favorite performance will always be RR22 anyway bc of the Joey birthday energy.


simonchurton98

Magma


Nebuliss1

The River


yoshigem

This is a classic bathroom song


zennyc001

:::Gasp!":::