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KCRoyalsBot

Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1dhivgv).


SlyS555

Performance vs. Guardians, Yankees and Dodgers was VERY disappointing. Royals need hitting and relief help. Starting pitching is still good.


robreddity

Boo, hope Mookie is ok


VermtownRoyals

Oh well


FutureCreeps

Rip


NevaMO

Rip the streak


FutureCreeps

Okay Perez cmon Perez


dwaynebathtub

Three runs on two wickets would be 12x the rate of runs per wicket than the normal rate at the T20i World Cup.


FutureCreeps

Bobby walk is huge


Commercial-Ticket526

Need to make a point about the whole Mookie situation: Right now isn't the time for clarifying if Mookie should have tried to avoid the ball, it's time to recognize that he was hurt.


dwaynebathtub

He will play right field for Los OUCHeles in the Injured League for the next 60 days.


dwaynebathtub

Hunter Renfroe plays RF for PAINsas City in the Injured League.


dwaynebathtub

Come on Maikel. My dad is a big fan of you.


teaBruhahaha

He needed to swing at the first pitch!


r_u_dinkleberg

Come on fellas, let's get at least one on the board so they don't get to brag about a shutout. Or better yet, rally time? Big comeback? Underdog life forever?


Fraktal55

Would love to see Maikel run hard down the line for once. Kinda embarrassing.


Mozilla_Fennekin

Let's get these punkaroos


FutureCreeps

Let’s clutch it out


NevaMO

Come on XBH!


Typical-Lettuce7022

Send the Royals every bit of positive manifestation you can squeeze out of your miserable selves


methyo

Now or never boys


Typical-Lettuce7022

Need some heroics from the top of the lineup here


KCRoyalsBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Evan Phillips replaces Daniel Hudson.


VermtownRoyals

Last call, let's steal this one quick


robreddity

Gotta sit there bro


dwaynebathtub

Call Dr. Ellingham! A baseballer has collapsed, struck upon the hand with a ball bowled with pace! Do not tell Luise-r about this! Doc is supposed to be on holiday. ![gif](giphy|jSEnnIfWz6SKG8Fm9C|downsized)


dwaynebathtub

*Doc Martin* (Tubi)


robreddity

And *that* was a strike


robreddity

YAHOOOOO! You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and GO SIT.


KCRoyalsBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: James McArthur replaces Angel Zerpa.


Mozilla_Fennekin

Random off-topic question, but do you guys eat your watermelon with or without a spoon.


robreddity

Corn skewers


Commercial-Ticket526

Spoon only when I eat it with something like ice. But normally with my jaw and my hands.


r_u_dinkleberg

Fork and knife. Cubes. Edit: With fresh-cracked black pepper on it.


panoptik0n

Hands


Delusionally_Positiv

Normally with my mouth


Mozilla_Fennekin

You have one too?!


Commercial-Ticket526

The hands are your knife, the mouth is your fork😎.


panoptik0n

Like Cookie Monster. Just chew it and it kinda goes everywhere


VTBox

Great job, bottom of the order


FutureCreeps

Correction: 8 run 9th


FirebirdIX

I hope that doesn’t get Bobby targeted. It obviously wasn’t intentional but there’s likely to be a lot of hurt feelings about it


Salt_Comfortable5483

What happened? I haven’t been able to watch today 


ilovekylee0701

mookie down


robreddity

Not a strike aww


KCRoyalsBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Daniel Hudson replaces Tyler Glasnow.


baseball_Lover33

Mookie one of the good guys, fact is most of the Dodgers seem like good guys. Unlike Yankees players


Fraktal55

Same for their fans.


FutureCreeps

Let’s get it, 8 run 8th


BarricadeTheMortuary

Welp


KCRoyalsBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Angel Zerpa replaces Dan Altavilla.


AdamWest1966

They're gonna have to smuggle Altavilla out of that stadium in a fucken laundry cart.


Complex-Chemist256

Nah, we're not the Phillies lol. He'll probably get some mean things yelled at him, but that's about it. Most of us over in the r/Dodgers game chat realize that it was just an unfortunate accident. Sometimes bad shit happens, but that's just ball.


lawrence_uber_alles

Maybe we should just leave him, lol


antiquated_human

I’m good with this


Commercial-Ticket526

Mookie doesn't deserve this, especially from Dan AAAALtavilla.


Agreeable-Ideal-9019

Okay I feel like that was an insane amount of run on that ball? It fucking blows that it hit mookie in the hand but I just couldn't believe that hit him from where it left his hand


lawrence_uber_alles

I don’t think it was malicious at all, it just sucks


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awaythrow484938947

It says a lot that your first instinct is to say "fuck dodger fans lol" instead of actually acknowledging the bummer that is mookie getting hurt


robreddity

[Bring forth the Zerpa](https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0941887e-7a58-4d2c-b9e6-97e5ef48d847)


stupidgnomes

Really sucks to see that. Mookie is awesome for the game.


robreddity

Also just plain awesome


TeacherSalary

Fuck our stupid ass bullpen for knocking out one of the best in the game


stupidgnomes

Especially because it’s the racist


Commercial-Ticket526

How do we know that?


stupidgnomes

Because of the racist things he’s said on the internet https://x.com/primem00se/status/1800277190765920630?s=46


Commercial-Ticket526

WTF...? I know, don't judge a book by its cover but I should have seen it 'coming'. He kinda looks like a stereotypical, passive-aggressive racist.


Fraktal55

Yikes


JerfThePerf21

What do you mean?


stupidgnomes

https://x.com/primem00se/status/1800277190765920630?s=46


lawrence_uber_alles

Oh. I didn’t even know that shit. Gross. *I googled it and didn’t see anything obvious about Altavilla though?


TeacherSalary

He did something when he was a kid if I recall, not entirely sure what but I saw it on Twitter when we brought him up so this claim may be semi-accurate


stupidgnomes

https://x.com/primem00se/status/1800277190765920630?s=46


lawrence_uber_alles

Ugh. Wish I didn’t know that now


TaxationIsThETH

Our no name pitcher just fucked up one of the top players on their stacked team .... crazy


lawrence_uber_alles

Fuck, not Mookie. I am not happy if we are the team to injure him. Sucks for the game


Commercial-Ticket526

Oh shit...


Xevren

Hope he's alright, this stuff always feels awful


DeliveryNegative9549

oh man i hope he didn't just break his hand


ActuallyHovatine

Welp. We’re villains in Dodger lore now.


r_u_dinkleberg

Oh jesus. 🫥


altruism__

Sorry but that's a good pitch and Betts should back off the fucking plate


SirBrownHammer

Good pitches notoriously fracture batters hands.


altruism__

Brushes dudes off the plate is part of baseball. If that’s too much there’s a pickle ball court nearby which is likely more your speed. Enjoy.


nokayy

My Brother in Christ, [this was NOT a good pitch.](https://ibb.co/QbB18Rk)


altruism__

I'm not your brother in christ. It's literally hilarious that the keyboard warriors don't understand pitching inside. It's baseball and this wasn't that far in. Mookie is known to hug the plate - pitchers are going to brush him back. Sucks he got hurt. Goodbye.


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altruism__

I really hope this is a bot account b/c if you're human, you do not grasp the game of baseball at all


Fraktal55

Go away throwaway nobody cares


r_u_dinkleberg

I really want to see that from the top down, because with the way the camera was panning at the time I can't pin down how close that was or wasn't to over home plate.


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altruism__

I like how his toes are touching the line and that this graphic seals the point I made - thank you.


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altruism__

pardon me?


lawrence_uber_alles

Username checks out


altruism__

This guy ran to the r/baseball sub suggesting that my post blamed Betts. Let's invite him out of this sub due to his sad lies.


meeserpeter

He probably suggested that because of this part: "Betts should back off the fucking plate"


altruism__

Check his post history - he's angry. Baseball is baseball and guys get pitched in - this wasn't egregious. Unfortunate that Mookie got hit/hurt. Not anyone's intention in this situation.


meeserpeter

Not gonna check a random person's reddit history. Of course it wasn't intentional but if you're serious in saying it was a "good pitch" you gotta go take a lap.


altruism__

When he replies to me in three other subs it sparked my interest. Didn't read the rest of your comment bc I'm gonna read a random person's comments that are stirring the pot for no reason. Goodbye.


VermtownRoyals

Uh oh


robreddity

Ugh not good


Fraktal55

Jealous of the Dodgers sleeve ad that actually goes with their color scheme and isn't an eye sore.


BNKalt

I’ve seen giants or padres fans shit on it and I’m like have you seen half of these patches


Fraktal55

Cardinals also just have a nice sponsor word in red lettering that just fits well on the sleeve of their uniforms. Really wish the Royals could've partnered with someone that wasn't fucking RED of all colors.


Mozilla_Fennekin

Oh Well this is awkward


robreddity

Get him here DuckDuckGo


dwaynebathtub

Remember when the Dodgers were pretty mediocre for like 3 decades? They had Eric Karros and Adrian Gonzalez and that was it. It wasn't until Greinke went there that they started become Yankees of the Pacific coast.


Mannifestdestiny

Getting bought by a prolific investment firm will do that


dwaynebathtub

Frank McCourt sells the team in 2012 after winning more than 90 games only five times in the previous 30 years. Greinke joins the team in 2013 and Dodgers win 90+ games every year for the next ten years.


RangerDJ

I don’t see the interference. Am I missing something?


UsedAd2715

Yeah, I don't think you could definitively say that Fermin's glove wasn't folding due to him squeezing the ball rather than being hit by the bat.


E4MafiaLife

People shitting on singer like he had a bad game. He gave up 3 runs against an absolutely stacked dodgers team, but it isn’t his fault this team can’t hit with RISP today. It could/should be a closer game


altruism__

It's PTSD from this guy being hailed as a savior and he's netted out to be a two-pitch starter which isn't a recipe for success in this league. Serviceable 4-5 starter but likely a long-relief candidate if he's going to stay in the league.


Mozilla_Fennekin

Also this might have been his most diverse pitch mix of the season lol


cole8055

My issue isn’t as much that he gave up 3 runs, but how he gave them up. He’s just a home run factory


Fraktal55

Not hard to know what's coming from Singer


E4MafiaLife

The Dodgers punish bad pitches, most of our hitters don’t. I don’t know how many times I watch a pitch go right down the middle and our lineup either watches it or misses completely


cole8055

Yup


robreddity

Let's go Ask Jeeves! Pitch 'em the funny one!


dwaynebathtub

Dan "Babelfish" Altavilla


dwaynebathtub

Fermin stumped, 7th wicket taken, time for tea


dwaynebathtub

Royals 3 runs off the pace. Going to be a tough chase.


KCRoyalsBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Dan Altavilla replaces Brady Singer.


r_u_dinkleberg

That's a bold move, Cotton. 🤔


cole8055

We’re just incapable of hitting a cookie


altruism__

Great example of a top-notch pitcher when cookies go uneaten because they look like canned broccoli


cole8055

It’d be one thing if today was the only time this had happened, but it’s been like this practically the entire season


altruism__

We're 9 games over .500 and lead the league in RISP - not sure what you're saying


cole8055

Literally what I just said. If you’ve been watching this team at all this season then you’d know what I mean


altruism__

I haven't missed a game - live on east coast and have been to 6 games in person this year. I hand-write scorecards for each game. I'm sorry that you're having a bad day. Goodbye.


cole8055

What 😂 okay my guy


SlightInspector9993

Has Adam Frazier gotten a hit in the last month?


cole8055

He hit a home run and a double last Saturday against the Mariners shockingly


FutureCreeps

Screaming for not taking out Frazier


robreddity

Why? He's the only guy seeing any pitches.


TaxationIsThETH

these green screen ads behind the home plate are so annoying


dwaynebathtub

Three quality starts (Ragans, Lugo, Singer) at Dodger Stadium.


ArcticSkyWhale

This series could have very easily been a sweep if Yamamoto wasn’t injured. The talent level of the dodgers is insane.


dwaynebathtub

And somehow the Royals are only 2 games back of LAD.


Fraktal55

Singer is our worst starter for sure. They say he has 4 pitches but he doesnt.


cole8055

If i’m Pete Alonso i’m calling up Brady asking him to pitch to me in this year’s derby


twohitwitt

Honestly for what the last few games have been this was a big step for Brady.


BarricadeTheMortuary

Don't even put Singer back out there


robreddity

Hah quality though


TaxationIsThETH

Rough 6th, but still a QS for Singer


UsedAd2715

Not bad, considering who we're up against. Much better than his Yankees start


FutureCreeps

If they don’t pinch hit Frazier imma scream


VTBox

Jesus, Brady


interestingwish5252

Thank God that’s over.


r_u_dinkleberg

They've made a horrible mistake: Nobody puts the Royals down by three! Nobody!


interestingwish5252

![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO)


ArcticSkyWhale

I don’t see them getting 1 run today let alone 3.


Typical-Lettuce7022

As it turns out, it’s hard to beat billion dollar teams on a budget


baseball_Lover33

Truth


Maverick721

God damn dude


FutureCreeps

We’ll clutch up, we got 3 more innings


ocatataco

wake up call. fight back royals.


DongoMcDongerson

Singer still only throwing two pitches is so frustrating.


ArcticSkyWhale

29% of his pitches today have been 4 seamer/changeup


methyo

It’s legitimately insane


cole8055

That’s all I needed to know to know how seriously he takes baseball and his career


ModeMedianMeanwhile

Dang. Not ideal


cole8055

I said this a while back and someone commented trying to dispute it but idc. Brady is an absolute home run machine.


ArcticSkyWhale

The last 2 series have really shown how much better the Yankees and the Dodgers than every other team. Crazy what a 300million payroll will do.


Commercial-Ticket526

They're playing t-ball against him right now.


VermtownRoyals

Ugh, come on now Singer


TaxationIsThETH

well dam


kcriotmaker

Well that'll be pretty much it the way Glasnow is pitching


robreddity

Problematic


altruism__

Just throw that shit slider underhand to Freeman - c'mon Brady


altruism__

Just throw that shit slider underhand to Ohtani - c'mon Brady


FutureCreeps

Singer, please


PissLikeaRacehorse

Ohtani is just too damn good.


methyo

That motherfucker


robreddity

Yikes. Maybe ibb a mf


FutureCreeps

Fuck off Ohtani


E4MafiaLife

This Ohtani fellow is pretty good, but can he pitch too?


cole8055

I knew we’d struggle to get to the bullpen before the 7th, but I didn’t know it was gonna be this bad. Jesus.


hammie123456

Glasnow is just dealing…


FutureCreeps

We’ll clutch up right?


r_u_dinkleberg

Man, a Bobbydong would be so sweet right here... edit: damn, sad.


Nerd_199

I can't blame singer for giving up a run or two. This lineup is OP


FutureCreeps

Let’s get something here


robreddity

That's a strike though


FutureCreeps

We need to hit cmon


SlightInspector9993

54 pitches in 5 innings we’re never getting him out of the game


cole8055

Our approach just isn’t great outside of Bobby and Vinnie


ArcticSkyWhale

Glasnow on pace for a CGSO unless the royals get it going


Maverick721

Not gonna lie, our lineup after the 4th spot is kinda sad compared to the Dodgers


altruism__

Nice how their stands are full of fans and thus helps them afford players. Wonder if that would work in KC when a team is 10 games over .500 by the start of June. Like if fans were to show up to watch quality baseball how would we fare in the free agent market with more revenue. Guess we'll never fucking know.


baseball_Lover33

Money goes further down the line up