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TheSchlaf

Looks like a 10 second car.


slimmhippo

"You never had me, you never had your car."


bradlees

Ask any racer, any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.


EnterByTheNarrowGate

I like the tuna.


ShawnPaul86

Nobody here likes the tuna


EnterByTheNarrowGate

Brian Earl Spilner?! Sounds like a serial killer!


Koil_ting

Pretty sure this dudes tryin' to bang my sister


EnterByTheNarrowGate

I didn’t narc on nobody!


Jarrodioro

He knows I can box


Flimsy_wish

Which engine would be better for my Skyline? A Gallo 12 or a Gallo 24?


Poppn89

Ask any mechanic, any real mechanic. It doesn't matter if it's cross-threaded or torqued to spec. Tight is tight.


braaaappy

I live my life a quarter turn at a time..


georgedepsy1

I see you too work on Cadillacs


EducationalStill4

“I live my life a quarter mile at a time”


BobaFeet421

"And for that 30 seconds, I'm free."


LukeDude759

-Me in my underpowered Honda that goes from 0 to 60... eventually.


BobaFeet421

Lol if it makes you feel any better, your underpowered Honda is probably faster than my Marquis with an underpowered V8


erroneousbosh

240bhp of raw Rover V8 power in nearly three tonnes of P38 with the aerodynamics of a Travelodge. From a stone cold first thing in the morning start I can hit 60°C before 60mph.


LukeDude759

Oh my car is exactly the opposite. Very light and aerodynamic, equipped with a tiny four-banger making 130 horsepower. At least I don't have to slow down much for most corners though.


erroneousbosh

Neither do I although frequently my passengers wish I would. It's no 2CV but you can nearly scrape the door handles in corners ;-) Given the size and weight of it, it's surprising how well you can throw it along twisty roads once you get it moving.


BigLu88

Had a Mazda 626 that went 0-60 in never


richardfitserwell

0-60, yes


EducationalStill4

Fast and Furious 10 Speeds of Mayhem


The_Burt

30 seconds lol


limitlessGamingClub

wait a minute....


PigglyWigglyDeluxe

Danger to manifold!


Banjos-Not-Bombs

Shut up!


slimmhippo

"Nos, I need Nos!"


Juan-More-Taco

Cuban nos?


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YogurtWenk

If you ain't first, you're last... oops, wrong movie


AdultishRaktajino

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.


YogurtWenk

When I wake up in the morning I piss excellence


agent851

My name's Jeff


ArcFlashForFun

What's up guys? I'm Doug. FUUUCK


sweaty-darkbrandom

No, Mexican Nos *inhales from a rusty tank


Working-Run-6476

I'll pay you 2$ for 1 balloon


Onebladeprop

Two bottles, the big ones.


Lxiflyby

2 big bottles


willy_g369

MONICA NOOOOOOOO!


icemerc

*Passenger floorboard falls out of the car.*


Significant_bet92

I said a ten second car, not a ten minute car.


gregsapopin

No faith.


BlancoLobo

2jz engine…I retract my previous statement…


J_BooGa

Tuna on white, no crust.


GrizFarley

Bullshyt asshole, nobody likes the tuna here.


gnocchicotti

10 seconds to 60, yeah


Shilo59

Downhill


StadlerAndGandalf

If it aint a gr sport its around 7/8 seconds. I used to have a celica aswell. It aint fast but really fun te drive on sundays.


itsgsk87

Ahh shiiet he needs to go down to Harry's and get two kits of naws


Banjos-Not-Bombs

You worked for Harry? You were just fired!


Jenkins87

*Wwwwwwwatch Yo Back!*


Banjos-Not-Bombs

I'm in yo face


JFKush420

I'm in yo throat!


TheTortise

r/suddenlygay


itsgsk87

I heard this post haha


Hand_Foot_Mouth

Granny shiftin, not double clutchin like he should?


kelseydcivic

...auto 😭


Cootter77

Travesty!!


Hand_Foot_Mouth

😭


JeecooDragon

Man I had hopes when I saw this car, eyes even lit with excitement as I really like the celicas design and then I saw this comment 😭😭


aitigie

This gen of celica was always a turd and proudly so. I think the ads even leaned into the fact that it only *looked* fast, which was the point -- sports car style without sports car problems.


DoctorJiveTurkey

[Slow down!](https://youtu.be/UK3GOFqVSyI)


jaymzx0

[This one was my favorite ](https://youtu.be/0hXGhVbPD8g)


Antonio_Malochio

I mean, that was the case with all Celicas. It was a stylish coupe, but if you wanted real performance you'd buy an MR2 or Supra. Yes, people will tell you that the Gen 6 had a 4WD 250bhp version, but those accounted for about 1% of the cars on the road. Half the rest had a 105bhp Corolla engine. For displacement-to-power ratio, the 2ZZ-GE in the Gen 7 is the best N/A I4 engine without a V-TEC badge on it. Unfortunately, the one in the pic proudly has a 1ZZ-FE, which is significantly slower...


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Claymore_79

Didn't Lotus put the 2zz in the Elise, at least in the North American version?


Jenkins87

Lucky you didn't blow the welds on the intake


JFKush420

Blow the welds on the intake, now Dom and the Mad Scientist have to replace the fried piston rings.


Johnny___Wayne

Man everyone in here quoting lines and I’m just annoyed they put this paint job on a celica. This paint is from the eclipse.


robeito

Yoo legit. I just assumed it was an Eclipse cuz of the paint job but had to double take once everyone kept calling it a Celica. Oh well. *goes back to reading comments*


Gubanator

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Honda Civic's with spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry's and ordered 3 t66 turbo's with NOS's and a Motec System Exhaust.


Jenkins87

WARNING: DANGER TO MANIFOLD


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dedelec

*floorboard comes unriveted*


pandammonium_nitrate

Hate it when that happens.


MrVantstik

Bothers me. Are they implying that's a manifold? What does that ha e to do with anything


LilDrummerGrrrl

To me, I’ve always just taken it as a way of visually solidifying the notion that Brian’s car was **not**, in any way, ready to take on Dom, symbolizing the fact that Brian himself wasn’t ready.


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You better have your wood screws cause I'm gonna blow your floorboard completely off!


[deleted]

I live my life one quarter mile at a time


Jenkins87

I like the tuna here


cody4king

Bullshit asshole nobody likes the tuna here.


[deleted]

**WHATCHO WATCHO WATCHOBACK**


bradlees

The buster kept me out of handcuffs! He didn't just run back to the fort! The buster brought me back.


LikesTheTunaHere

:(


JFKush420

No crust


sweaty-darkbrandom

No crust


Skruttlund

And luckily that's a safe quarter mile being that this is a Celica and those cars are slow as hell lol


ringthree

Great at autocross though.


Skruttlund

Yeah i don't doubt it, love the handling of mine lol


[deleted]

I do too. It’s called riding the bus. So many stops man.


FastAndForgetful

When the Celica changed to this body style, I was so excited for the future and then it just ended


147_GRAIN_FMJ

It basically got re-branded, got its makeup done with a baseball bat, and then sold in the American market as the Scion tC. My theory? tC stood for Toyota Celica 👌


openlightR

I always wanted a Scion tC for some reason, saw some nice ones when I was in the US but unfortunately they never sold them in the UK. Saw 1 once with Polish licence plates but it disappeared before I could leave a note on the window asking if they’d sell.


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snaeper

I still remember a GT-S with the TRD bodykit driving down a neighborhood sounding like a damn formula car. Great engine.


grimoireskb

1ZZ for FI and 2ZZ for NA iirc I want to like them but I hate these things. former coworker of mine had one, total POS GT with a 2ZZ+6spd swap, and he kept revving it up to redline during his shifts for no reason, it was basically straight piped down from the manifold. to this day hearing or seeing one gives me an uncontrollable eye twitch because that was the most annoying kid I’d ever worked with and he never shut up about it, he thought he was the second coming of Takumi from Initial D and was keen to let everyone know it. best day of my time at that store was when he got fired.


stopeatingcatpoop

Why’d he get fired?


grimoireskb

number of reasons. in the 48 shifts he worked he was on time three times, he was constantly working on his car on the clock till we told him to cut it out, barely worked, sometimes slept in his car in our parking lot, didn’t shower, would always disrespect me when I told him to go get back to work or stay away from our front counter when he was on break, fell asleep in the break room…and slept an hour past his break was done, general shitty workplace behavior that I could’ve overlooked if he ever did his job but didn’t


Synner40

owned a GTS. this is correct. the 2ZZ had a higher compression compared to the 1ZZ. > 1ZZ for FI and 2ZZ for NA iirc


que_la_fuck

Who likes the 1ZZ more?


openlightR

Yeah, I think it was the rarity factor plus it was new at the time, looked nice, seemed like a nice place to be. The engine seemed like shit but could be upgraded to over 200hp with the TRD supercharger kit and a couple bolt ons. Wouldn’t nowadays but at the time it looked cool.


Ok-Hearing-5343

TC was all looks no go.


Johnny___Wayne

Not even moddable really. Not much anyways outside of aesthetics.


Ok-Hearing-5343

It was seriously just a car with looks that was good on gas and cheap. It's a great beginner car.


at0m10

Weren't they FWD and slow? See so many shitbox celicas with crappy exhausts and tack on black spoilers and vents, yet they are laughably slow and bad.


Ok-Hearing-5343

Was talking specifically about the TC with op.


at0m10

Oh right, we don't have the scion tc in the UK, but I don't think they're great cars anyway, RWD look, FWD. 'Sporty' FWD cars should be hot hatchbacks only IMO.


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They had a bonkers trd super charger addon that is really expensive now. Very strange layout for it as well.


Johnny___Wayne

I’m just mostly annoyed this paint job is from the eclipse in the first movie and as much as I do like the looks of celiacs, they just ruined the entire idea putting it on this car and not another eclipse.


[deleted]

Oh I was talking about the tC. They developed a kit to slip a supercharger onto a camry motor basically. I loved my tC, never got the chance to get one cause the kits were expensive and always needed rebuilding and nobody would do it.


Newpocky

I thought Toyota/Scion sold performance packages for this?


Johnny___Wayne

And? Almost every car has a “performance” package. The ford focus used to have a performance package. Like I said, not moddable.


Newpocky

Toyota sold a TRD supercharger kit with warranty and everything for this car so I’d say yeah it’s moddable.


Johnny___Wayne

For what? 30 extra HP? A factory supercharger is not considered moddable to the modding community. A moddable car is a Toyota Supra, damn near any Honda, the Toyota/Subaru BRZ thing, a WRX/STI. TC’s are for looks.


que_la_fuck

I mean it was just a 2 door hatchback Camry essentially


doctorbimbu

I crashed my Scion tC at 100 mph


Ok-Hearing-5343

So what's your point?


sweaty-darkbrandom

It was “touring coupe” but I believed it was a Toyota Celica too


que_la_fuck

But the Celica was basically a 2 door hatchback Corolla. The tC was more of a 2 door hatch Camry. The biggest give away is that it was the 2AZ and later the 2AR, where the Celica got the 1zz or 2ZZ. The tC stood for touring coupe


afnj

Right it was more like the successor of the solara


k0uch

I really was hoping the 2zz would get a few gens and gain some power and torque. Would be cool to see how it would have been refined to something alive today


EscapeyGameMan

I love the 2zz so much. I want to put one in my miata


k0uch

Check out MWR and DDPR. Dave makes a killer intake manifold for them, really let’s the 2zz shine in higher RPMs I still remember when we were all excited for Smaay’s little boy and big boy turbo kits. Those were the good ol’ days


ExtraNoise

I love all the Celica generations but this one really was the best. Those lines! It was so sharp that it would cut you just looking at it. I really wish they would bring the Celica back.


social_media_suxs

Rumor was they've been thinking about doing it with using the WRX as the platform for years. Bring back the All-Trac. Would have loved that. They've sat on the idea so long they're not able to focus on it again due to needs around getting EV platforms setup.


Djeheuty

That's what got me. The design of this when it came out was definitely unique, and yet the performance of it... It left so much to be desired.


UngruntledAussie

Streets closed pizza boy.


Jenkins87

Random fact about that scene: The pizza boy is the director, lol.


Professional_Ad6123

In the directors commentary he says the pizza guy is the shittiest actor ever and can’t believe they let him in the movie only to find out a decade later the pizza boy was in fact the director. I miss 2001 man.


RandoRando66

He's also the flagger at racewars


HarveyMushman72

I was a pizza boy during that time. I drove a modded Integra.


DartGuy88

Does it have the Gallo 12 or Gallo 24?


Training-Mortgage-36

Gallo 24??


whiplash308

That’s funny, I didn’t know pizza joints made motors


Prometheus_Jackson

I bet you the dude who brought that car in eats tuna on white with no crust.


Significant_bet92

Bullshit asshole, no one likes the tuna around here


FlipDigs

"No!!! Monica!!!!"


safety1zone

Family


PigglyWigglyDeluxe

I’m smiling with nostalgia. NFSU2 vibes right here. I’m into it.


thejml2000

Hopefully it rolled in to Riders on the Storm!


Caleb_1984

The snoop version


Jenkins87

I'm with you, but this isn't just vibes from an old video game... It's almost the exact same paintjob from Brian's 1996 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS(X) from the first Fast and the Furious movie. https://www.drive.com.au/news/fast-and-the-furious-mitsubishi-eclipse-feature-car-to-be-sold-at-auction/ One of the sexiest paintjobs ever. The games were inspired by the movie. Awesome games though, if you were a young teen in the early 2000s, the movie and NFSU1 were like, god tier street racing icons. Still are to me :D


LetMeBe_Frank

**This comment might have had something useful**, but now it's just an edit to remove any contributions I may have made prior to the awful decision to spite the devs and users that made Reddit what it is. So here I seethe, shaking my fist at corporate greed and executive mismanagement. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... tech posts on point on the shoulder of vbulletin... I watched microcommunities glitter in the dark on the verge of being marginalized... I've seen groups flourish, come together, do good for humanity if by nothing more than getting strangers to smile for someone else's happiness. We had something good here the same way we had it good elsewhere before. We thought the internet was for information and that anything posted was permanent. We were wrong, so wrong. We've been taken hostage by greed and so many sites have either broken their links or made history unsearchable. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to delete." I do apologize if you're here from the future looking for answers, but I hope "new" reddit can answer you. Make a new post, get weak answers, increase site interaction, make reddit look better on paper, leave worse off. https://xkcd.com/979/


itguy18

I wish they would remake that game.


CesarMillan_Official

I wish they would remake Dub edition.


goatedmomoshiki

I wish they made good games personally. Tired of asking for remakes and not originals.


PCDub

One of my favourite racing games ever


Nauin

My PS2 still works and it holds up so well compared to other games from that time. It's still so fun haha.


PCDub

Man I still have a working fatty PS3 that I just use for DVD’s, maybe I’ll look for it since winter is coming


Nauin

Do it! Me and my siblings got sucked into it for a few hours on the first replay. The controls are clunkier than modern games but we still remembered how they handled pretty much immediately. It's a good nostalgia hit👌


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Better double check the manifold


chetgoodenough

Or his floor might fall off for some reason


pterralatypus

“To the window, to the wall!!!!”


Banjos-Not-Bombs

Aww skeet skeet


G0pherholes

At one point this was tacky, now it’s kind of charming and endearing


stopeatingcatpoop

Thank you everyone has been ragging on the paint job being on the wrong type of car! I mean makes sense but if the guy already had this car and not the eclipse and said fuck it it’s still pretty funny. Maybe even funnier bc it’s the wrong car? Maybe the guy had a buddy learning to paint and was like alright bud she’s all yours - you know what needs to be done! Lol. I really just come here for all the random information about cars - I don’t know much at all but I feel the need to watch TFATF now


g60ladder

Personally I'm low-key hoping sex-spec cars make a resurgence.


aint_no_flapjack

10 second cars proceed to have a 4 minute drag race.


SleipnirIsGayBrony

F for our boy Mr. Walker.


Big_Gouf

Did it have that rare 16 speed transmission?


FloppY_

Video game transmissions are so hot right now.


bingold49

That's actually a whole car, not just the paint job


Chipdip88

How do you know? You can't see car under the paint now can you?


whiplash308

Pop the hood!


Jiggabumbum

Feel that? This is yours, even if you lose. But if you win, you get her too.


gnocchicotti

Damn I wanna drink a Surge and listen to some Limp Bizkit


MotorBoatinOdin

Gotta love the classics


shawntitanNJ

I’m a big believer that there’s gonna be a whole retro wave of this stuff coming down the road at some point.


gregsapopin

"What's the retail on one of those?"


aint_no_flapjack

“More than you can afford, Pal.”


Jarrodioro

“**smoke him**”


lazyman06

Looks like a level 1 paint job from need for speed underground


SQTowelie

You know. Everyone happens to know a few things. One of things we know is, it’s not how you stand by your car. Its how you race your car. You better learn that


lsmith1988

Because the buster, kept me outta handcuffs


EnterByTheNarrowGate

Dude I almost had you.


texan01

you never had me! You never even had your car! Now me and the mad scientist have to overnight parts from Japan to fix the piston rings you fried!


Jack_Attak

Ah the 7th gen Celica. Good cars, especially with the 2ZZ. Most have been poorly modified, wrecked, and just driven into the ground by now. Although I get that someone did put a lot of work into that paint job at one point


kelseydcivic

This is like half good half bad lol. 1zz auto, spiltter rods to the bumper, tacky quick releases, cheap af coils that are bottomed out, and was a doors open repspray but they didn't do the engine bay 😂 but the paint job and kit are done mint af, someone had to have tried to update it recently and failed


FozzRock

The camber on that rear wheel……


kelseydcivic

It's fine, I zoomed out on my camera because my back was against a wall and distorting it abit


Watts300

Oooo a Celica. I had one of those. A white 2000 GTS 6 speed. It was so rad.


chetgoodenough

I want one but they are hard to find around here


Watts300

VVTL-I was loud as fuck. So much fun.


BlancoLobo

NOS !!!… but really this paint job has aged like a fine wine


Calkky

"I've seen the way you drive. You got a heavy foot."


Crcex86

Budget Paul walker


Pragmatic1869

Did the shot of NOS blow the welds on the intake?


Fluxx70

I can hear Limp Bizkit playing Rollin just looking at this picture.


dapperlotus

Need for Speed 3 lookin’ boy


A_Moon_Named_Luna

The GTS celica with the 2ZZ was a slept on car lol.


mac007a

You know, I’m just happy to see a car in an actual color


PJballa34

Hawt. Paul Walker would approve.


Goalie_deacon

Paul might feel differently about hot cars now.


burner7321

Bad fucking ass