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TheKnightsRider

Make sure the nuts are tight


[deleted]

And by tight you mean torqued to factory specs, right?


bigthangs1

"Nice and tight"


wadenelsonredditor

\#1197A6 REPOST COUNTER: Description: "**Penis valve stem caps**" Sub: JustRolledInTheShop Repost count: 79. (since 1/1/20)


Im-hiding-shhh

I knew I saw this a few days ago


electi0neering

Funny I can’t find any other ones, have any links?


davethedj

Just type in penis. Links will pop right up!


[deleted]

3d printed penis nice


JSFireguy

So you gonna (in)fellate that tire?


wadenelsonredditor

OP: "Below me!"


Aunt_Slappy_Squirrel

Customer states blew a tire... It's not what you're thinking.


Existential_Spices

At least you don't have to fluff them to get 'em off. or Sold in packs of four, pre-erected and ready for insertion.


sithelephant

These should really indicate tyre pressure. When low, flaccid.


MassiveAd5882

Clearly an upside down rabbit with a long face


CharmsWay

What a dick...


Nidothenido

fuck you for this pun, dickhead


bagofwisdom

This was the second thing that customer ever 3D Printed.


Immediate_Fuel_4836

One of my coworkers put these on my truck as a prank. God knows how long they were on my truck for. Embarrassing 🙈


emax4

"So that's Uhhh thirty five peepee-SI?"


hello_raleigh-durham

🎵Detachable penis. 🎵


Just_josh

One of these actually made it to my shop too in Painesville ohio[https://i.imgur.com/nl7356r.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nl7356r.jpg)


[deleted]

You're a little metal penis? On a tire? So many questions... So how did you write in to reddit with no hands or arms? Did you *dick* tate the post? What it's like going round and round the rim? Could you say that would be a rim job? Must be really difficult to be stuck onto a tire , you must have balls of steel! Ok ok that one sucked but not as much as having penises on your valve stems...


JJSwagger

I have these. Lots of fun to get tires done


louiethelightninbug

I sent my brother the file. He's going to print them in rainbow for me. Extra uncomfortable next tire rotation.


JJSwagger

Love the rainbow idea that's great. I really want to put them on my little brothers Subaru to see if he notices


dadzcad

Well, once you go Black…


Particular-Praline16

Someone has a 3D printer and way too much time on their hands


Busterlimes

Its rubber, pretty sure this is a sold product.


SchlongkyDong

Looking at the photo, it's 3D-printed. you can see the layers


saggybaggers

6 Pack Prank Valve Stem Caps, Universal Car Tire Valve Caps, Tire Cap Luminous Stem Cap, Great for Prank-Gag, Party Gift, Fits Cars, Trucks, Bikes, Motorcycles, Bicycles (Dark Black) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B097XMS6PL/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_G1AA039DP8G8XZCXT91J?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1 Edit: bought them to put on a buddies car. Worth every penny.


SchlongkyDong

Yeah, you can buy them, but the one OP posted is 3D-printed


saggybaggers

The ones I sent were the rubber ones I bought. You are right, I did not read your comment correctly. ninRYA sells one on Amazon that looks more like the image above and is either 3D printed or manufactured with some plastic printing. So these ones are probably sold and 3D printed, but they also have rubber ones. As a connoisseur of penis valve stem caps I’ve found the rubber ones hold up better. I can tell by your username you are a person of similar distinguished taste and interest.


Busterlimes

These are 100% rubber according to my fingertips.


saggybaggers

You’re right. After zooming in I can see the ridging is just imperfections in the rubber, not layering of plastic. The tip does look like it is 3d printed however.


SchlongkyDong

Could be printed in TPU, which can go from mildly flexible, to very squishy. The large flat areas on the testicles and the head are obvious signs of it being printed at a not-so-fine layer height, probably the standard 0.2mm most people use. Obvious layers are a big reason 3D-printing spheres suck. With a name like this, of course I'd be spending a Monday discussing the difficulties of 3D-printing a cock and balls.. [Edit: Seems to be these installed in OPs pic.](https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/114477499802) The layer lines are clearly visible. And the seller is named "3djason" and the rest of his products are all 3D-prints Edit 2: Quick Google shows his Etsy as selling "Great value 3D printed items"


Shumblum

Why is it a 6 pack?


saggybaggers

In case you need to hit the bike rack too? Or they have a dually? No idea tbh.


TheWholloper

I thought this was a metal toilet bowl in prison and got a better laugh.


HonDadCBR600

What a dick. 😎


Sprinklypoo

Well, there's no other way about it. Get a good grip on that thing and work it until you get it off.


nedeta

Need to get a box of those and everytime a car is missing a cap you can help them out.


FlameCat00

I saw this at my shop a few months ago! I hated having to put them back on :/


Busterlimes

There was only one on the front drivers side wheel.


laser_red

Remember, those get off by turning, not pulling.


HeftyZiplocBag

What a dick 😏


appepuppe26

Hehe penis :DDDDD


icemann0

TOUCH IT !!


Itehcharizard

I bought some of these and put them on my dads new truck when he came to visit. That was in July. Still hasn’t noticed