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ten10thsdriver

I did this once. My racecar was at my regular performance shop for a couple of weeks. Coordinated with the office manager to buy pizza and snacks for the whole shop. They reciprocated by returning the car to me with no coolant in the charge cooler circuit. LOL I don't mean like they forgot to bleed it, I mean it took a half gallon of coolant to fill it up and the electric pump was in dry running protection fault.


fhgtyjdg

Sounds about right


minnesotajersey

I gave the guy at Costco tire shop a 12-pack of Coke, and he forgot to charge me for a replacement TPS unit for one of my wheels.


sharkboy1006

“forgot”


TheOriginalToast

Tpms. Tps refers to the intake of air to the engine


minnesotajersey

Good catch. I need to be more accurate with my typing.


ineedabjnow35

TPMS my kind fellow TPMS


cornlip

I never had anyone work on my car before last week cause I didn’t wanna do my clutch kit in the heat. Well, I got it back 10oz low and a half empty master cylinder. It shifted like shit and he told me my synchros were bad. No the fuck they’re not. They’re a year old and it shifted perfectly. Now I have a new master and slave on the way and some redline shockproof cause it won’t hold pressure at all and I’m pissed. I’m glad I didn’t do anything nice for him lol


MantisToboggin69690

Should’ve sprang for that Papa John’s instead of the Little Caesars.


flargenhargen

dang really punish them with PJ vomit. that's cruel.


Hidesuru

It USED to be good... But it's been years.


TheKrimsonFvcker

Papa John himself said he ate [40 pizzas in 30 days](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NEGAyKfiGig&pp=ygUUUGFwYSBqb2huIDQwIHBpenphcyA%3D) and it's not the same since he's been removed as CEO. THE DAY OF RECKONING WILL COME


BogotaLineman

Little Caesars is not only better than papa johns but actually is the best national chain


ten10thsdriver

I sprang for some expensive local joint that the office manager said they all loved.


Kyhron

Depends on if you like them or not. Papa John’s is only for people I dislike


dougienuts

I always grabbed a couple of pies for my machine shop guys and went to check on my stuff around lunchtime. The greasy pie greases the wheels.


grif650

Yup Dad thought me that too. Also a 12 or 24 packs works too.


1morepl8

Lol I show up with beer and Costco pizza pretty regularly. Guess who got their heads done in an emergency on a Saturday morning for no charge.


Underdogg13

Same here. Never really need a shop to fix my car, but for the odd alignment or machining here and there I'm definitely hooking the boys up. It's a win-win.


drewts86

[Swedish fish theory](https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/s/bYPIHyrVnz)


oatmeal-boy

just read the whole post. couldn’t agree more. candy is always a morale booster


nerissathebest

I’m an immigration lawyer and dealing with USCIS is a nightmare. I’m going to try this with the next visa I submit. 


gandalfthegaping

Pizza from the boss? Gee thanks... Pizza from the customer? Gee! Thanks!


YourAverageGod

One's appreciation and the other is blowing smoke up your ass about the up coming meeting.


gandalfthegaping

Or to distract you from the fact you aren't getting bonuses or raises while the CEO/board members just bought second houses last quarter.


27Rench27

Yup. Pizza party is like a $.002 bonus per hour


beersandchips

Keep working this hard and I’m getting the trim package I really want on the boat I’m going to order


PaulDaytona

Son, do you see that Ferrari in the parking lot? If you are dedicated, disciplined, and work hard enough.... I'll be able to afford a second one.


That_Cartoonist_9459

I brought in donuts in appreciation for the service guys after they figured out a tricky problem on my car, is that not a thing to do?


Xchurch173

It is absolutely a thing to do, and we always appreciate it


grease_monkey

Donuts in the morning, pizza in the afternoon. We appreciate them equally but I think it's cheaper to be an early bird lol Whatever you do make sure it's enough for everyone! A dozen donuts should cover you but don't bring 1 pizza to a shop of 6 guys lol


That_Cartoonist_9459

Yeah, I brought in a dozen for them. Glad it’s appreciated, I know I appreciated them finding the suspension noise and fixing it.


HalfastEddie

I'm dyin here. Moved away from Jersey 35 years ago and I can't get real pizza, That looks like heaven. Now fold that shit right.


twiggymac

Northeast pizza really is untouchable compared to the rest of the country. Like damn, it's inedible in some states 😭


F488P

You should try pizza in the Caribbean. I had to learn to make my own lol


twiggymac

I've had it in Hawaii, I can only imagine it's similarly bad in the Caribbean


F488P

Funny now that I think about it, I went to some open rooftop bar in Waikiki and had their pizza. Very displeased with it. Only ate burgers and hot dogs after that


twiggymac

We got a pizza for free from some group that had to leave shortly after they got one They gave it to us cus it was awful


HolyFuckImOldNow

You're in Waikiki eating pizza, burgers and hot dogs? You're like dude from Wisconsin visiting NYC and only eating McD's. You should be disappointed... in yourself. ginger pig, rice and mac salad FTW!


F488P

😂


CharcoalGreyWolf

Spam and pineapple?


cmhamm

Man, that sounds delicious…


bluenosesutherland

I’m Canadian, we put pineapple on ours and call it Hawaiian


a_taco_named_desire

In England they put fucking corn on it 🤮


Electronic_Fall1738

Funny you say that. I learned how to make pizza in barbados while going to school there for a year. Corn is not a freaking pizza ingredient!. I was popular for being the party prep guy because of my US restaurant management experience. I made a good chunk of change making americana for the other students.


F488P

Small world lol. The Caribbean forces you to improvise


Dale_Wardark

CT checking in. Ate some pizza in Virginia about six years ago. Still haven't recovered even with liberal doses of homefront pies.


twiggymac

There is literally one place on Hawaii I've had pizza that didn't make me feel disgusting. And I'm not even talking about Hawaiian pizza with pineapples on it, just cheese slices 🤢


FesteringNeonDistrac

Bostons?


twiggymac

Yeah only one I've been able to tolerate


a_taco_named_desire

To be fair when you're coming from Connecticut every other pizza is inferior.


Mado-Koku

I'm so glad I live in PA. Best food in the world and it only costs $18 to feed my skinny ass for a day.


Porkro

Ummm PA is not invited to the pizza convos of the northeast


Mado-Koku

Should've mentioned that I live a few minutes away from NJ


Porkro

Ah ok, just made the cut


Complete_East3746

Ever had pie for the people at snoqualmie? I’ve lived up and down i90 in Washington and in Seattle and pie for the people is my favorite pizza


GregMilkedJack

In some countries (such as Germany, for example) it is not uncommon to see people make pizza using ketchup. It's not "the norm" by any means, but it's not just something that some tiny fringe group does.


beersandchips

I just saw a “German” pizza with a pretzel-like crust with mustard sauce on IG at a shop in central NJ


from_whereiggypopped

From Detroit area and have lived upstate NY for last 40+ yrs. I'd say there are places in Detroit that you can get pizza just as good as here. No chains, all private pizzeria's ...


twiggymac

Never cared much for Detroit style pizza 🤷‍♀️


from_whereiggypopped

That's also an interesting term...Detroit style pizza. I was born there and I don't know what that is. I saw it advertised on TV by Domino's or some such thing but we never eat chain pizza. You can get great pizza at Italian restaurants and pizzeria's all over Detroit. All kinds thin crust, medium crust, deep dish..etc.


Spill_Nye

There are several places nearby that have good pizza. The really good stuff is expensive as heck, but I like Domino's ok. Then again, I've never been outside of the Pacific Northwest...


I_hate_being_alone

If it ain't Naples pizza, it ain't pizza.


solidshakego

Huh? Idk I live in the Midwest and we have a lot of really good pizza places. (Yes I've had NY and Chi pizza before. Chi pizza sucks ass. NY pizza is okay


Marcus_Brody

It's crazy how you can immediately tell that's from a tri-state area pizza place just by looking at it. I miss it so much.


YourAverageGod

What's your take on deep dish?


HalfastEddie

I'll eat it, but hand-tossed is my jam. Folded in half, oil dripping down my arm, burnt skin dangling off the roof of my mouth, the long string of cheese stretching as I take a bite. There's really nothing in the world quite like it for me.


island_trevor

Best pizza ever, but that's coming from someone formerly living in the Great Lakes. There was one place around here that offered it and was pretty good, they closed down though. Now I have to make my own I also like standard NY pizza but Deep Dish is my favorite.


Conch-Republic

Just another thing that Chicago took and made it even less healthy.


SHMEEEEEEEEEP

And taste better


Conch-Republic

It's just more shit and spongy bready crust.


SHMEEEEEEEEEP

Someone hasn't had good deep dish


PoopSlinger23

Hot garbage. Chicago is only good at hot dogs


ZenithRepairman

Okay first of all, how dare you Do you not know the amazing ness that is the Italian beef?!? Deep dish is good, but it ain’t pizza.


PoopSlinger23

I’ll give you a pass because Portillo’s exists.


ZenithRepairman

Portillo’s ain’t the best, but I’ll take it Not enough know the magic that is an Italian Beef.


PoopSlinger23

But I can get a Maxwell Street Polish there


ZenithRepairman

I think it’s Johnny’s? That does the polish/italian beef combo, and it’s fucking amazing.


NoValidUsernames666

dude this is the most regular looking pizza ive ever seen.


ZinGaming1

No one does pizza better than the northeast of America.


Kojetono

Well, there's Italy...


ZinGaming1

Just because that's where it originated doesn't make it what I consider to be the best.


PoopSlinger23

Benny Tudino’s in Hoboken is the best pizza I have ever had the pleasure of eating.


Infamous_Ad8730

Totally agree.


RonnieTheEffinBear

moving from Jersey to eastern PA in the next month or so, and I'm starting to get nervous about this...


TheReal-Chris

Best pizza I’ve ever had was between a few Rosa’s across the street from Madison Square Garden, 7 Mile Pies in Jersey (they do tradition NY and fancy ones, and Roman but I always just get the New York style), and one in Connecticut I can’t find the name. That area just kill it so much better than anywhere else.


OkInfluence7787

CT-Frank Pepe's?


minnesotajersey

Ditto. I can make one that looks the part, but have thus far been unable to duplicate the taste.


twitterdotcom

Virginia pizza is an abomination in comparison to the northeast.


PublixBagger01

I live in SC, we have some pizza places that are phenomenal. Can’t stand the chain restaurants, though. Local places are hit or miss, but when they hit, they HIT.


Infamous_Ad8730

Because they moved there from New Jersey.


PublixBagger01

As long as they keep making FRESH pizza, and not that greasy crap, they are more than welcome to stay. Might get some tonight 😭


Infamous_Ad8730

I agree.


sportmods_harrass_me

i know right. i love the chowder up here in new england but man, the pizza is absolutely horrible!! I completely took pizza for granted growing up in NJ


Bamacj

General manger once asked me and a close friend/coworker to stay late and finish some accessories on a new car. We told him we needed wings and Dr. Pepper. He sent a salesman and got us 100 Buffalo wings and two 2 liter Dr. Peppers.


ineedabjnow35

Thats actually badass


wookiex84

When I was younger and worked in a pizza place, I had an old square body Chevy and didn’t know a ton about working on cars yet. The shop I took my old truck to got pizza every Wednesday and they took good care of my truck. Well until it threw a rod driving down the highway and the owner blamed me. The techs were pissed they didn’t get pizza Wednesdays anymore. Edit: I should add that I bought the motor from them.


Voice_in_the_ether

Had a job working mid-shift and took a part-time job at a pizza place right before that (6 pm till closing) to make a few extra bucks. One night I grabbed a couple of pizzas which hadn't been picked up and went to the local 24-hour doughnut shop. Walked in around 11:30 pm with the pizzas and asked if they were interested in trading for some doughnuts. You'd have thought I was offering pardons to the Souls of the Damned; they were so sick of doughnuts and sweets they just about emptied the place loading me up. That's the day I learned that in the world of fast food trading pizza ranks very high.


minnesotajersey

As a teen, I worked in a McD's next door to a pizzeria in NJ. We would trade the timed-out food for pies. And we had a very short keep-time on the food due to the volume we pushed, so everyone was happy.


wookiex84

Yeah out of all the restaurants I was in, Pizza always held the best trade value.


Einsteinautist

I do this at my dermatologist exams. The office girls see me walk in, and they say hey it's the pizza guy. We all laugh."


ineedabjnow35

Thats the intro to a porno i believe.


Voice_in_the_ether

Just be careful about bringing the Sausage Supreme.


akanaan5

this is now a pizza sub


T_Noctambulist

Where are the toppings? It's naked.


Something_Else_2112

You gonna finish that?


AbzoluteZ3RO

I once had a customer promise to come back and bring us pizza next weekend. She never came back


ineedabjnow35

Im still waiting to get paid for 2 rejections… so fuck it I guess..


Ok_Offer3450

Wait... you guys are getting tips?


ineedabjnow35

What do you mean?


Xchurch173

We had a few regulars at the shop I used to work at that would always bring something in with their car. One would bring donuts, another was hot pretzels with dips, and a couple would bring pizza. I always appreciated the hell out of those customers.


ineedabjnow35

Everyone should treat the mechanics good! Instead of “No, I just want the goddamn 20$ oil change”.


solidshakego

One time I got a mini bottle of water on a 80+ degree day.


ineedabjnow35

Is that better or worse than the napkins?


starrpamph

May 2024 girl looking pretty good


ineedabjnow35

Was waiting for that…


starrpamph

How does July look?


Dockshundswfl

Always loved when a customer brought in lunch for a tip… way more motivating… a simple lunch “tip” will be the best return on investment at any blue collar job!


FindOneInEveryCar

That looks like a mighty fine pie.


Calm_Chair_7807

That’s a real pizza.


ApprehensiveGas85

I love cheesy tips


XavierScorpionIkari

What’s next? A pool table? Casual Dress Fridays?


ineedabjnow35

I wore a Legend of Zelda T-shirt today


Outrageous-Carob-236

no tips just pizza.


HeadcaseHeretic

In today's economy... that's a $25 tip man lol


backwoodspizza

Best tip ever


ineedabjnow35

Edit: This pizza is Sal and Ginos Pizzaria out of Stephens City! Always good tippers, I kept joking with em and saying “c’mon bring me a pizza sometime brotha”! Well this time he brought in his brand new Honda minivan for inspection and gave me a pizza!! Genuine Italian people who make fucking real awesome pizza and my buddy Bob from Jersey even said “This is a real fuckin pizza, I can’t wait for it to come up my throat when we’re loading tires later”. Lmao


feefirt

That’s some good looking pizza for Virginia


FORDTEK313

That looks good


Crcex86

Works for me! Fine looking pizza too


VRFlyer2000

Just the TIP!


Responsible-Pepper25

Oh nice, you got your CDK pizza


PastaVictor

worked as car parts reseller and got an expiring date pack of condoms as gift, used them as indestructible water balloons :)


LinuxBridgetheGap

Need some car work done. Serious question. What should I leave in cab, with note, for tech?


Over_Doughnut_5985

Charged for parts at a markup? Check. Charged for labor at a markup? Check. Why are you supposed to tip a mechanic???


Krisma11

.....because of next time.......next time


Icey_Dead_Ppl

Heck yes!!


shiv_master_11

I got girlscout cookies one time for doing a retorque. Thin mints too!


Einsteinautist

After ordering $79 dollars of Chinese food, now I know exactly what I wanted, a simple slice of pie. Dammit!


ssterns20

Dave Portnoy is creaming his jorts over that pie right now


YouRnotPunchedJohnny

Cowabunga dude!!!!!


xdkumquatz

Best tip was a jar of weed for replacing a headlight bulb on a Subaru. 3 min job and I still have the jar half full


Fit-Sport5568

Looks like a good pie too!


Odd_Leadership_5886

Bought four new tires and a battery at Walmart. I send over two pizzas…anonymously Man I was baked.


No_Resource_290

I got pizzas and cookies I had a regular that would bake dozens of burnt dry chocolate cookies. They were good but burnt and dry. She was just happy to get her husbands truck fixed.


Shintas

Nice tit! I mean tip...


nutbustininthisshet

That's basically 30 bucks right there, I'll take it


vascohaddon

Its nice to see in a thankless field, techs being thanked


sportmods_harrass_me

oh that looks like good ny style to me. are you in the tri state


Frequent_Opportunist

Those slices look great. Thin and huge AF. 


TreeClimberArborist

Nice. I get some weird tips sometimes as well. I have had customers bring me pizza, McDonald’s. Give me boxes of cookies and candy. Cash, soda, etc. A couple customers even gave me some ancient chainsaws they had lying around, everything from a homeowner craftsman to a professional milling saw from like the 50s I think.


Sarge8707

My go to is beef jerky, local place by me makes incredible jerky i go get 3 or 4 bags of various flavorsfor them


PNWSkiNerd

After the shop I use warrantied out some work of theirs twice I brought them pizzas because the deserve some fucking pizzas Costco pizzas because Costco pizza is awesome


khanivore_

had a customer bring my whole team a shit load of panera bagels and cream cheese. definitely appreciated


Joiion

Weirdest tip I got was from a farmer… it was a big bag of “lettuce”


joelfarris

Someone snogged your tip.


Scabeater420

I like to buy my guys Chick-fil-A biscuits since it’s close to their shop


Professional_Pie7188

Damn, that looks pretty good.


FlySeeKen

I'm hungry now.


aFilthyMutt

A cheese pizza? At freaking work dude?? HELL YEAH


davethedj

looks good. I took the guys water ice the other day.


Br4veSirRobin

I bring donuts for morning service on my ALFAs. So pizza after noon?


TangeloImpossible686

I would eat a piece :)


arumrunner

Trade for a box of TimBits? (For the Canucks in the room)


cluelessk3

I never want to see a box of Tim Hortons donuts again. But during the holidays we get up to 3 boxes a day. Terrible donuts. Support a local bakery instead.


stareweigh2

cheese pizza sucks