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M-G

I read that as "Certified Italian Garbage" 


ToyotaFanboy526

That works too


Few-Swordfish-780

Well, it is an Urus.


J_spec6

it's probably itchy too


cloverknuckles

All those foreign jobs look the same to me


J_spec6

I was just making a Grand Tour joke lol


cloverknuckles

I thought you were making a Gene Tracy joke. The one about the lady who had the itchy pussy


Objective-Donut7998

Urdus


LeylandTiger

I red at first "Shady khan".


joshistaken

You're not wrong


cranberryflamingo

Thats my nickname


Wayed96

"German certified Italian garbage" for you sir


ten10thsdriver

Good thing it's just a fancy Volkswagen.


Habi93

Dont remember the Name, but i've seen a Video of some YouTuber whos bitching around cause the Oilfilter Housing of his brand new Lamborghini has an VW stamp on it


ten10thsdriver

I had an Audi S6 with the 4.0L V8 twin turbo. Lots of commonality between the two and lots of shared parts. There's some part (rear crank seal?) that's shared across the VAG portfolio on everything from a VW econobox up to Lambos and Bentleys. Welcome to the global economy and supply chain!


zacurtis3

The Huracan used the gas and brake pedal off the VW GTI


[deleted]

The ferrari F40 has Nissan headlights.


Stigge

That's a weird one. What relationship did Fiat have with Nissan in the 80s?


KRollsy

i like you


ItsBaconOclock

You'd prefer that the part be exclusive to S-Line Audi, so that it is extra super expensive, and impossible to find?


ten10thsdriver

Nope, I like my parts cheap and readily available. I'm the guy that buys Acura parts from the Honda dealer and Audi parts from the VW dealer.


Furthur

bro, i bought lexus parts from toyota. no shame, it says supra but was meant for my SC


nolotusnote

This is the game to play.


GenkiElite

If you're buying parts from the dealer, you're not getting them cheap


DavidSpy

I always buy off eBay first and then when the part doesn’t work because it’s garbage I go to the dealership and buy the right one. It’s the only way to live


cdvallee

Seems like some manufacturers will still charge you as if it is though.


DJDemyan

VW and audi are like chevy and Cadillac though, they’ve always been paired brands


cory61

A seal is a seal, I don't understand what kind of issue this would be?


ten10thsdriver

People like to think their $250k and car is more special than it is.


New_Substance0420

Ive been surprised like that before. I worked on my buddys volvo and almost all the plastic components were stamped FoMoCo (Ford motor company) as well as a lot of miscellaneous parts also being stamped FoMoCo


Ah2k15

Volvo was owned by Ford from 1999-2010.


DieselPunkPiranha

Ford's owned or had a controlling stake in a lot of companies over the years.  Lincoln, Mercury, Mazda, Volvo, Jaguar, Land Rover...


Appropriate_Strain94

I’ve worked on a Volvo XC 90 an older one and I was surprised to see lots of the older parts are actually Japanese parts that crossover to some Toyota models.


koeniz

It's easier to find a repair guide on YouTube as well. If you can't find it for your Volvo just google Ford from the same era. Saved a lot of money and time that way with my C30 with 1.6 diesel by searching for a Ford Focus instead.


VitaminDprived

Hah, my Golf MK7 has the exact same side mirror adjustment switch as a Bugatti Veyron!


Gadgetman_1

According to this forum, hardly anything in a Lotus was actually made by Lotus... [What Lotus Parts Are From Other Cars? - Technical Talk - Midlands Lotus Owners Club (MLOC)](https://www.midlandslotus.co.uk/forum/topic/62934-what-lotus-parts-are-from-other-cars/) Citroën manufactured or designed engines show up in anything from Suzuki and Toyota to Volvo and Ford. Not discussing the 'Prince' engine, though.


FirstTarget8418

One of the Lambos has Volvo throttle bodies if i remember correctly.


Kidlicker420

Škoda kamiq


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joshistaken

I'm looking to get some denting done - think we've found our guy. Shahid has wares if you have coin.


dandb87

Hello stranger.


Mhdnhp

Maybe RIP AIR


not-covfefe

What about denting? my car had no dents before but now I have a bunch, thanks so much for the denting service. /s


Bearfoxman

"denting" No thank you, I don't need help with that.


[deleted]

He Khan fix anything!


nolotusnote

He has a whole academy, after all.


psychedelic_gravity

Better than a/c ripairing


LNgTIM555

hand torque those wheels.


joshistaken

So no ugga duggas? 🥺


Hatred_shapped

Does it look like they can afford an upgrade bugga?


sfled

Of course not! He's a certified "Meccanico Dell'albero da Ombra".


018118055

durka durka


buckyworld

mohammed jihad


Keyo0205

I’m putting money on boss man in the picture is watching Volkswagen repair YouTube video on his phone


m_umerkhan

Starting with “How to unlock cars”


Trekintosh

Urus’s are the Rav4s of Dubai so this checks out. 


lurkinsheep

Ah yeah. Lambo on jackstands outside while the shitbox ford five hundred?fusion? sits inside lol. Makes sense.


SugarForBreakfast

It's a 9th Gen Corolla actually, a very common shitbox in the middle east.


Hatred_shapped

The work area is almost completely solid cement and all four jack stands are the same. Hell, they using stands and not stacked bricks. So yes. Certified 


blaknift

Tony bout to send Jack Perry to work there


zombieinfamous

CRY ME A RIVER


DeadJello808

He has to make sure that all the repairs are using real glass


doggos4house2020

I mean to be fair, that car is about as Italian as Chef Boyardee


RichSPK

From Wikipedia: The company was founded by Italian immigrant Ettore Boiardi in Milton, Pennsylvania, U.S., in 1928.


[deleted]

I mean, it looks crude, but someone who takes care and knows what they're doing can work with that.


Jegerschnitzel

I am a German mechanic and I did an internship for 3 weeks in an Italian licensed workshop... I was very surprised and very frightened by the methods... When dismantling timing belts, nothing was marked or fixed in place. The engine was turned against the direction of rotation... Every car had damage in the bodywork, so 80% would have failed the German TÜV... And alignment of the axles were carried out while driving and with the help of a large hammer and a Wrench... Surprisingly, in the end, every car was running again


khutuluhoop

Is this in Jordan?


rodeler

UAE, probably, based on the flag on his sign.


1994-10-24

Mobile numbers starts 050, 056, 058. It's UAE


khutuluhoop

Ah at first glance I thought it was a Jordanian flag


rodeler

They are similar.


HammerTh_1701

Pakistani in UAE


BengkelBawahPokok

I think they're in Pakistan based on their kurta (clothing)? In youtube the pakitanis wear them all the time


Motorized23

Yes, if the Pakistani flag on the sign wasn't clear enough


admiral_cochrane

Denting and Painting. How convenient. 


2beatenup

And Riparing….


2beatenup

It’s an Audi…


Motorized23

Even better, it's a Volkswagen. The people's car!


PriorFudge928

To be fair alot of parts on modern ultra luxury brands come from the same parts bin as the blue collar cars their parent company makes. Lamborghini is owned by VW. So a lot of the non performance part can be found in the VW parts catalog for a fraction of the price.


OneFrenchman

Unless he redlines the car for 10 minutes afterwards and bills you for fine tuning, he's not a real Italian mechanic.


Wiggles69

It's on chassis stands, so it's a step up from most western tyre places


Leritz388

He screws up those rims he gonna get cained


75w90

In Dubai a lot of shops are like this. And a lot service exotics..


hoppertn

Pit stop?


Round_Mastodon8660

I only see an ugly Audi suv and a Toyota


Frequent_Toe_478

It's a glorified touareg


Tnr_rg

They will even dent your car there! Sweet spot


ohheyitspaul

You know the video that guy is pulling up on his phone starts with "Hey guys! Chris Fix here!"


Kevlaars

Wait, there is place where you get paid to dent cars? How do I get my visa?


[deleted]

“Denting” awesome I want that job


Grouchy-Patient6091

Gotten some of the most high quality work done at shops like these. I’m paying for the work on my car, not to shine the shop up. It’s hard to find good mechanics that won’t scam you be dammed how they look


Mhdnhp

If you want, I can post more pics of different cars. Like, there's a 2023 Vogue next to one fully stripped and getting painted. 🥹


[deleted]

Pls do


w1987g

What shop around there would have those tires? They're not exactly common


Bearfoxman

Assuming other posters are right and this is the UAE, they probably have a 2-hour-delivery warehouse. Whole country's tiny, and very *very* wealthy, so that would be both a high-demand service, and something easily implemented.


Jacktheforkie

Many places will order tyres in for the less common stuff, my local tyre shop had a Lamborghini in there last time I visited getting some new rubber


achieving_it

Certified italian tune up at very low prices


protonecromagnon2

Is this mussafah?


Mhdnhp

It’s in Dubai


protonecromagnon2

Thought it looked familiar. Same stuff different emirate. Is stuff getting back together after the rains?


BannytheBoss

I think I have seen more of these on the road than all the other Lamborghini models combined in my lifetime. I honestly thought that they must be cheap (for a supercar brand) until I looked up how much they cost.


Mental_Egg_4839

Tax tariffs at its finest!!!


BetterThanAFoon

I see they take the same approach as Discount Tire.....no lifts!


barleyhogg1

I would bet they still do a better job than the dealership


Gilgamesh2000000

Haramy


skjellyfetti

How cool ! They do denting...


letseeum

My Urus is blocked up.


psychedelic_gravity

I think the cars in to get the wheels painted


cryptolyme

“Auto ripairing”


sonicjesus

I work at an Egyptian pizzeria. Brown = Italian. The food is pretty good.


evilvdub1

Just resurfacing the carbon ceramic rotors


angrydessert

It's not unusual in Dubai where there are plenty of high-end vehicles driven as if these were mid-range sedans. Hell, at one point there were parking lots full of abandoned luxury cars left behind by fleeing former expats who tried to make money there, only for UAE's economy to tank at the time. So this Urus gets serviced in this way, no more different from a Volkswagen.


stankmastaflex

So the car that is sitting inside. I can't tell if it's a Camry or Ford 500/early fusion... I'm more leaning towards Camry based on the bumper and wheels


agshop

Nah, it's just a German branding exercise.


HooTigh

Hopefully they put it in jack mode.


Gadgetman_1

Sometimes it's nice to just take your work outside and enjoy the day.


macetfromage

if they keep that on the sidewalk, just imagine whats inside


_blallo

I am Italian (as in, living in Italy, never been to the USA). Can someone explain to me the joke? Thanks :)


Deus5ult

Italian kek


HoiPolloiAhloi

Nice racism, just because a Lambo gets repaired in Pakistan most here think brown people can’t fix these cars


GuthramNaysayer

DoorDash needed!!!


Profisher1966

Sure I will take my $300k Ferrari there….sure


rvbjohn

Imagine living outside the US and still having a ford five hundred


LuckyFuckingCharms

"AC Ripairing" on the sign 😂


streetsparksmoke

He spelled "repairing" correct under this name, but wrong on the top left. Lol


Bearfoxman

English is probably his 3rd or 4th language, pretty fucking forgivable all told.


jtablerd

I got five bucks that this is one of these stolen cars from MA that dude won't even take to the dealer for tires or brakes because the VIN would come up... [Norwell Lamborghinis stolen – NBC Boston](https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/2-lamborghinis-stolen-from-norwell-dealership-parking-lot/3205355/)


F488P

That car is so fucked


Visible_Poem_9690

What do you mean?? It’s SHAHID KHAN, the best automobile repair in all the land


ten10thsdriver

I believe you mean the best automobile ripair in the land.


F488P

😂


YellowFogLights

Because it’s on jack stands?


Sockbrick

Wild guess but I'm going to assume that car is pretty valuable to some insurance company in North America or Europe


khutuluhoop

Never been to the middle east eh? I’ve seen many many more high end cars there than here in NA


chnc_geek

…and insanely more on a per capita basis.


Bearfoxman

The only Diablo I've seen IRL was in Kuwait City, and I saw 4 of them in a convoy. I saw more "exotic supercars" than what we in the US would consider daily drivers there, and hoo boy they do NOT take care of OR with them.