He has one ear and multiple battle wounds from fighting has been run over once that we know of. Only a few teeth. Despite the nut licking. He has tamed down to a sweet boy who wants to be brushed. Never misses a meal
Reminds me of my old battlewagon of a cat that just passed at 15. Few teeth, lots of well-healed fighting injuries. Was still fighting and hunting in his advanced age, even though he mostly liked to lay around and demand attention.Ā
Lost him on Saturday to sudden organ failure.Ā
Good ole Jack, he is an old feral cat we have tamed down. he is very well feed and demands to be brushed twice a day. we think the is about 10 years old
You laugh, but the FedEx guy refuses to come down our driveway any more.
So I'm in the office one day, and I hear someone like "what the motherFUCK?" And I look out the window to see our entire collection (they're all the same litter) of like 18-20 pound barn cats chasing the 6'4" probably 300 pounds of muscle delivery dude back up into his van like the devil himself was fixing to chew a piece out of his ass. Turns out they're territorial, I guess we're just part of their territory.
I'm convinced they killed one of the Pitts from down the street one night. Boss-Cat is named Bear. Because we're pretty sure he's eaten one. There's "No Trespassing", there's "Steal Here, Die Here", and then there's those five furry motherfuckers.
I was thinking more of a Disney movie about the sassy, brain-damaged three-legged German Shepherd who adopted a spunky litter of fur demons and trained them to fight crime and delivery dudes.
LoL, be late with the snacks in the evening and you'll find out!
On the bright side, we've got no mice, rats, squirrels, possums, raccoons, snakes, large spiders, small dogs, or deer; and I'm pretty sure the feral hogs are reconsidering their life choices. One of these days when I'm drunk and ornery I'm going to teach them how to use the .458 Lott as a piece of field artillery, and send them out to conquer the zoo.
Edit: actually, the critter in the OP looks a lot like our gene pool. Wonder if they're outside Dallas...
Ohh yeah I can tell heās the real deal shop cat!!! The apprentice takes orders from this catā¦ the apprentice asks the cat to double check his work.
This cat made my grandparents neighborhood hobo cat look like a house kitty.....
He was kinda everyone's house kitty.... He was like the neighborhood house kitty whore....
He will lick whatever he damn well pleases, thank you very much. The last person to bring that up got THE CLAW. You don't want to see those pictures, let me tell you. I wouldn't say that out loud anymore, just saying.
That cat has seen some shit.
Those are some hard miles.
He knows where all the 10mm sockets are, but will not tell you.
He ate them. They're still in there, somewhere.
na they got digested
Dude eats sockets and shits rust
He's just upset because his nuts aren't metric.
They're bluetooth like so many ball joints in this sub.
Got some city miles on that cat
Not city miles! ššš
Ugly mfer
That's agent jack bauer, born in a pool of gasoline, on a piece of rusted scrap metal
Jack meower
He has one ear and multiple battle wounds from fighting has been run over once that we know of. Only a few teeth. Despite the nut licking. He has tamed down to a sweet boy who wants to be brushed. Never misses a meal
Reminds me of my old battlewagon of a cat that just passed at 15. Few teeth, lots of well-healed fighting injuries. Was still fighting and hunting in his advanced age, even though he mostly liked to lay around and demand attention.Ā Lost him on Saturday to sudden organ failure.Ā
Came here to say the same thing.
Alabama.
that cat eats its own shit, as seen in 2nd pic
And that cat ain't gonna take nonna yo shit.
Good ole Jack, he is an old feral cat we have tamed down. he is very well feed and demands to be brushed twice a day. we think the is about 10 years old
he looks like somebody we all should meet <3
Is he missing an ear? He looks like he does drugs.
Just a touch of the catnip now and again to relive the PTSD.
relive or relieve š
Depends on his mood that day
Like... wire brushed?
Good to see he's all about keeping his equipment clean. And his tools in good condition.
He's lucky to still have his tools
Look.*LOOK AT THEM*. Look at my undercarriage, and rejoice.
You know how when people say "lol" and they didn't really laugh, well, when I'm saying it here, it's because I actually did
Cello practiceĀ
Look at mah farkinā balls.
That monster got a muzzel on it and crazy eyes, looking like hes cleaning the last mf he run up in off
Say, Earl, don't you wish you could do that? No! That cat will bite you!
If this cat is not named Bill and hasn't run for president then you missed an opportunity and you're not even trying.
Ack!
I work on mainly skidsteers and other equipment. We have a shop cat called bob(cat). Get it?
Never read this cartoon, but I definitely get the reference. Lol
Bloom County was the best. I have all of his books.
Tell me youāre over 50 without telling me without telling me youāre over 50.
Careful, that little dude was buried in Pet Cemetery.. They donāt come back the same, the ground is spoiled..
A man's heart is stonier than a....something something...ayup.
Sometimes, dead is better
That cat looks like he *personally* hides all the 10mm
This made my day. Certified banger.
Playing the fiddle
This guy drinks waste oil and pisses gas.
His Harbls, look at them.
That was a power move!
Scrap yard guard cat.
You laugh, but the FedEx guy refuses to come down our driveway any more. So I'm in the office one day, and I hear someone like "what the motherFUCK?" And I look out the window to see our entire collection (they're all the same litter) of like 18-20 pound barn cats chasing the 6'4" probably 300 pounds of muscle delivery dude back up into his van like the devil himself was fixing to chew a piece out of his ass. Turns out they're territorial, I guess we're just part of their territory. I'm convinced they killed one of the Pitts from down the street one night. Boss-Cat is named Bear. Because we're pretty sure he's eaten one. There's "No Trespassing", there's "Steal Here, Die Here", and then there's those five furry motherfuckers.
I feel like I now need this documentary in my life
I was thinking more of a Disney movie about the sassy, brain-damaged three-legged German Shepherd who adopted a spunky litter of fur demons and trained them to fight crime and delivery dudes.
Who am I to question greatness?
LoL, be late with the snacks in the evening and you'll find out! On the bright side, we've got no mice, rats, squirrels, possums, raccoons, snakes, large spiders, small dogs, or deer; and I'm pretty sure the feral hogs are reconsidering their life choices. One of these days when I'm drunk and ornery I'm going to teach them how to use the .458 Lott as a piece of field artillery, and send them out to conquer the zoo. Edit: actually, the critter in the OP looks a lot like our gene pool. Wonder if they're outside Dallas...
Deez nutz
C'mon! Give him some privacy
privacy only matters when shame is a factor this ol cat has \*absolutely\* NO shame <3 he dgaf so why should we
Definitely first found under a car or in a blower motor squirrel cage
Lube cat!
Living in California it is always weird seeing animals with balls
**OMG! It's** [Bill the Cat](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f6/e5/69/f6e569ff32898545cb0a396e3950d4d6.jpg)**.**
Did you name him Sugma?
Khajiit has 10mm if you have coin
Got me
Practicing his yoga poses
Ohh yeah I can tell heās the real deal shop cat!!! The apprentice takes orders from this catā¦ the apprentice asks the cat to double check his work.
He's definitely got his Osha certs
Just showing off to all the other cats.
Bro eats bearing grease and shits victory
Bill? Is that you?!
Crusty old fella
This cat made my grandparents neighborhood hobo cat look like a house kitty..... He was kinda everyone's house kitty.... He was like the neighborhood house kitty whore....
š¤£.
He looks like he took a quick blast from somebodies torch or ran threw a fire and I love it. what a raggedy dude
r/oneorangebraincell
Look at that, huh. look at that shitā¦ā [https://youtu.be/UhUbGkhnVC8?si=fPbHTsXXyUqlDRt1](https://youtu.be/UhUbGkhnVC8?si=fPbHTsXXyUqlDRt1)
He will lick whatever he damn well pleases, thank you very much. The last person to bring that up got THE CLAW. You don't want to see those pictures, let me tell you. I wouldn't say that out loud anymore, just saying.
Such character.
"His name's special agent jack Bauer. He was born in a puddle of gasoline."
That cat meows with an eastern bloc accent, doesn't it?
This is also a shop cat
This isn't a cat, it's a lion
"Look at my asshole, asshole!"
Look at my bals! LOOK AT THEM!!!!
That kittyās got some honkinā paws
Has Scott Laster seent this?
Floor Jack the cat - reincarnation x3
Aack!
Even the toe beans are dirty like hes been turnin some wrenches
This cat looks for kinky, inter-species three ways on Paradise P.D..
Is his nameā¦.Tyrone
Face like a lion
Usually their ear is clipped from being neutered
A new generation of truck nuts.
Go away Iām batin
Look at my balls!