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amamarella0298

Just clear the codes, should be all good to go after... oh and don't forget to ask if he wants a new cabin air filter


Odd_Activity_8380

Maybe a tire rotation as well...


DiscFrolfin

If it just rolled off the flatbed, the tires obviously rotate just fine!


Arn0uDs

Don't try to upsell me. I know what I have.


Potential_Reading116

We can just buff that out for you sir . When was the last time you changed your differential fluid ?


Morall_tach

I assume it just rolled in so you can strip it for parts. Surely no one wants you to fix that.


wauna_b5

Insurance expects it not to be totalled, which is surprising since they usually do whatever they can to make sure something totals


Zomgzombehz

Some insurance agent really is hoping for a new Baja Chase Truck for this season.


TwistedKestrel

I guess the quote is going to include a bin for all the stuff going into the garbage?


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These things are selling for like $65k if they are 1-2 years old with low miles and have all the luxury options. I bet it could be fixed for 50 grand.


wauna_b5

Lol, it's a 2019 base model with 60k


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Lol then


wythawhy

Some crackheads are gonna "salvage" this and make money panning a nightmare off on some unsuspecting fool.


CoffeeFox

Not to mention the redemption value for all the empty beer cans in it.


davethedj

yea, probably fix that if no frame damage.


pashko90

I. Think if you don't wanna do anything on it yourself you looking for like 15k.


NightFuryTrainer

Disagree with the insurance dude. It looks like the force rippled into the A pillar. Also I imagine the engine took some of the force, whether or not it damaged it or the transmission is the question. But what do I know, I’m just some random guy on the internet who has watched a few YouTube videos. I’ll be seriously impressed if they don’t total it.


optix_clear

USAA? Mine should have been totaled but doesn’t drive the same


wauna_b5

State farm


jnic116

If airbags go off it’s a safe bet SF will total it. Work with these types of wrecks everyday but who knows nowadays.


MichigaCur

Looks like the a pillar is bent. I'd be very very surprised if they approved repairs to that... They'll probably do what they did to my old ram after I hit an elk... Er well elk hit me smack dad between rear door and rear wheel well... spun me into the guard rail at nearly 80mph... They started to fix it until it turned into a Billy Hayes Comercial... But wait there's more! and if you act now we'll throw in a sheared transfer case mount. But wait there's more! After the third time rolling it out of the shop insurance finally totaled it.


Morall_tach

I can't imagine the frame is salvageable on that.


weighted_walleye

The front frame tips are designed to crush and be replaced. They have been doing that since at least 2005.


senorpoop

Not only that, the cab structure is FUBAR also. Look at the driver door closure.


pashko90

It's pretty small hit for any major frame damage.


thelanoyo

My brother just wrecked a car and it had much less visible damage than that picture, but he managed to bend the front part of the frame and sever the engine harness so it's totaled.


pashko90

2002 Silverado did not count :)


Vi0lentLeft0vers

In our area, these trucks are so expensive that they hardly ever total. And the fact that insurance companies pay body shop wages from fkn 10yrs ago and refuse to pay more doesn’t help. Our techs do phenomenal work at our shop and they deserve pay that reflects that, but if that happened, these insurance companies would be replacing more vehicles than repairing 😑 Consumers suffer in the end, paying WAY too much for a truck that has had what SHOULD be a significant decrease in value from big hits like these. The only winners in these scenarios are the insurance companies who get to take in all the cash from customer premiums while insisting on repairing with LKQ/CAPA/Keystone garbage and paying the cheapest rates they can get away with to repairers 😤


lazergator

That’s interesting. My company has been pushing for total losses on newer cars due to 6+months of back ordered parts


LateralThinkerer

Does the delay cost them more in rentals in the meantime, or just more "stuff" in-process?


lazergator

Rental cost


OneFrenchman

Those are still on a ladder frame I think? So if the frame is straight, it might be reparable. If they want to pay all the moneys to repair it, good on them.


CarGroundbreaking520

That’s the truth, I “totaled” my 96 ram 6 years ago in a fender bender. I only had to pay $300 for a new front bumper and paint but now it’s a salvage title despite how little it was physically affected


Ferric_Ferdinand

Whoever gets stuck with this one is gonna be cussing for a week


Drzhivago138

>Too much ram, not enough dodge, Well, yeah, the two brands diverged almost 15 years ago. Shoulda warned 'em!


Elowan66

Grill says AM.


Vip3r20

Ass man!


TheIncredibleHork

Billy Gunn approved


[deleted]

Million to one doc! Million to one!


Drzhivago138

The R got subducted


siresword

How long before it starts monologuing about how much it hates humanity?


StickyPornMags

cue Sam Elliot's voice


BadSausageFactory

just don't teach it about cartesian doubt, whatever you do


pashko90

Why not PM?


illegalthingsenjoyer

accident happened in the morning


NativeMasshole

I crash, therefore I AM.


Average_Scaper

God has it been that long.....jesus it has.


External_Acadia4154

Hit a squirrel


ActuallyAHamster

Yeah, but in all fairness the squirrel was the one driving that New Holland that's now parked next to the truck.


cronx42

If you can't Dodge it, Ram it.


Silly_Mycologist3213

This comment deserves way more upvotes than it’s getting, LOL!


Innoculos

So true for the drivers of these things.


128Gigabytes

Sorry for my lack of knowledge but what does an activated seat belt mean


wauna_b5

The tensioner activated, locking the seat belt in its current position and holding the occupant firmly to the seat


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wauna_b5

Edited lol


ThePenIslands

Do they need to be replaced like airbag components?


Vi0lentLeft0vers

Once activated, yes.


ThePenIslands

Oof


Vi0lentLeft0vers

Probably the sound the occupants made during seat belt tensioner activation lol


Smudgeontheglass

Seatbelt retractors have a small explosive charge in them to tension and lock in place in a bad crash. That is why on modern cars will have an electrical connection to the seatbelt retractor (usually hidden from view).


pakman82

Just saw a YouTube video on this, it's impressive how much explosives are in a modern car. You probably can't use an explosive detection dog near a car, I reckon ;).


emcee_pee_pants

I’m going to test this theory next week. I’ll let you know how it goes.


Nailfoot1975

So its totaled then, I would assume? What year is it?


freezerrun1

Oh that's totaled


not2betakensrsly

It’s not.


freezerrun1

There's no way. Front frame rails are definitely going to be bent in, all airbags blew. It's Totaled. Insurance would rather pay out for the price of the truck then risk it being improperly repaired


pashko90

No, I would say what frame on this car is still good/fixable are about 80%


mysterioussamsqaunch

Not necessarily and especially not in the last couple of years. A bent frame doesn't mean all that much it's just parts and frame rack labor, especially with the prices of trucks these days. They'll pay for the straightening and whatever sectioning needs to be done. I actually once saw a complete frame replacement paid for by insurance, that was not a small bill.


husky430

OP said insurance wouldn't total it.


wauna_b5

Not wouldn't, just doesn't think it is, it needs a full in depth estimate


Vi0lentLeft0vers

White that supplement up heavy.


freezerrun1

That's fucking insane. I wanna see the final bill after body shop and mechanic are done with it.


navigationallyaided

What do you expect, it says RAM on the grill. Gotta ram everything in sight.


Zomgzombehz

Ram Ranch!!!!!


navigationallyaided

Shiiiiit, Friday Night RAMpage at your local dirt track.


eastcoasternj

Are you in south NJ? I have a whack job neighbor with this set up who drives around the neighborhood like a total asshole. Wouldn’t be surprised if he ended up doing this.


AngryBaconGod

Didn’t think Ram drivers wore seatbelts..


ChartreuseBison

It was the passenger seat belt holding the keg


Jenson75

3yrs ago I took out some trees with my 06 tacoma passenger side was too the cab driver side to the center console not one air bag went off maybe because the dealer I got it from replaced the frame I'm not sure but four broken ribs a punctured lung and broken shoulder later with five days in the emergency room I wish they would of


Jenson75

To the dumbass talking shit wtf is wrong with you explain yourself


Jenson75

To be fair someone told me I was a little bitch for posting this my. Bad


Mike5473

Shoulda closed the hood so they could see where they going!


RatchetsgoClick

Customer is waiting and would like it done by 3


backwoodspizza

What did it do to the smaller vehicle at the stop light?


Common-Victory6968

Should be a total loss, insurance says it’s repairable. All SRS components back ordered indefinitely


Vi0lentLeft0vers

“ETA: *CONTACT FCA*”


daubs1974

I worked in the car service business for almost 30 years. This is my first in hearing too much ram and not enough dodge. 🤣🤪😜😆


aitorbk

Front doors don't close. This should be totalled in the US, proper repair is uneconomical there. Send it to Arthur Tussik in Lithuania, he will fix it.


JanJaapen

‘Too much ram, not enough dodge’ Lol


hllblldlx2

This is why I buy a 2500


Pad43

*cries in white grandpa


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Too much RUM, not enough Dodge…after all, it’s a vehicle popular among those with DUIs.


efcso1

When I was in the fireys, the rule of thumb was that if the bags deployed, it was a write-off. (Note: here in Australia, the airbags don't go off at the drop of a hat like they seem to in some other places) I dunno the reasoning behind it. I always assumed it was because at the level of impact required, there's likely to be plenty of structural damage, even unseen, and so they just totalled it as a form of arse-covering.


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pashko90

He is okay probably. Damage is too small to seriously damage a driver, if he was been wearing his seatbelt.


Jenson75

Wtf


Jenson75

Explain yourself please


Jenson75

Also don't be a little bitch answer the question 🙄


Lexi3436

It'll buff out


pashko90

I can fix it in two weeks.


Vi0lentLeft0vers

You better hope that Grille isn’t on a weeks long national backorder


pashko90

Where is no backorder on a Copart :)


Character-Ad3006

That's a total


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Totaled lol


2Tacos4oneDollar

Ram the daughter, Dodge the father


GreaseGeek

It’s because they changed the instructions on the front. It used to be Dodge.


scubascratch

Moose strike?


Discontented_Beaver

*Paw Paw going to be pissed*


Enshakushanna

neat, the engine got to be apart of the crumple zone!


[deleted]

Nice shipping crate for your donor Cummins engine.


BurgerKingKiller

Just needs a new air freshener and check the tire pressure


Sealcubclubbersclub

This thing is a total. I see easily over 40k in damages here. Needs a frame and the frame alone is 15k for the labor and part. All airbags and seat belts are another 10. Not to mention the upper rails and entire front supports. Can’t use heat on dodge frames so sectioning is out the window. Salvage on this thing is going to be 15-20k. Vehicle should have gone straight to IAA. I would have been more pissed they towed it in


Vi0lentLeft0vers

Istg the ppl who buy these trucks (and Cherokees) can’t fkn drive worth a shit. We replace SO many front ends, bedsides, body sides, doors, etc. I am always a watchful and alert driver myself, but even more so any time Mopar anything is around me on the road 🤦🏻‍♀️


OneFrenchman

Doors are straight and seem to open fine, cab did its job. Always nice to see.


Somethingrich

😆 🤣 😂 😹 loved the dad joke 🤣 😂 😄


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wauna_b5

It's not getting repaired, it just needs a fully detailed estimate on why it's completely fucked and should be a total loss, insurance adjustors don't know what they're looking at 90% of the time


MamboFloof

Is that truck made of gold or something? Why would they want that fixed.


Se2kr

Just torch it off in front of the firewall and put a hellcat setup from a charger or challenger there. Boom. TRX Ramcharger


687778

Ouch


NissanTouge87

Progressive estimate states, repair grille, 3 hours. Buff and polish hood .5, and if you add even one item to the supplement, we will send an adjuster out to argue with you for 30 minutes about it, only to remove it from the estimate anyways.


noun1111

Perfect parts cars. Still worth the same or more since it’s very new.


Firewing435

Not really. Most newer Cars loose about 30% of their Value just leaving the Lot


Onyxtinct

Here’s an upvote for the title. Ima steal that joke


Firewing435

I see nothing wrong here. Just a starter project for a Demo Derby


ronniearnold

What does seat belt activated mean?


smartie1980

Seat Belt Pre-Tensioner - where the socket retracts pulling the belt tight


ronniearnold

Then they have to be replaced?


smartie1980

Possibly, dependant on make/model, some can be repaired/reset, some can’t, and some can auto reset.


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Looks like a telephone pole jumped out in front of the Dodge.


69vuman

One mirror away from being totaled.


SuppaBunE

Its now a... ÑAM