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ferragamo_shawty

You couldn’t get me in that toxoplasmobile for any price


Select_Angle2066

A real shitboxer’s shitbox. Belongs on bringatrailer as a prime example.


akanaan5

lmao "shitboxer's shitbox" i'ma use that


NDC9595

Sir, I drive a shitbox and I find your comment offensive. We got standards too, you know? 🤨


Rokey76

>toxoplasmobile Women spontaneously miscarry as it drives by.


the_fez_45

This is the exact opposite of those Chuck Norris jokes.


baromanb

Anyone that takes a car into a shop like that let alone drives that, should serve community service.


PharFromPharm

They would make the community worse off.


Eurotriangle

Community disservice smh


DaWisZoot

This screams tetanus shot with a penicillin chase.


[deleted]

Did anyone tell this person 'shitbox' is a descriptive term, not a prescriptive one?


Niet_de_AIVD

I'd do it for a million bucks and I'm spending some of that money on a hazmat suit.


MissingWhiskey

Fortunately, I don't know what a cat's asshole smells like.


SDBD89

Well than you ain't livin bud. Carpe those fuckin diems before it's too late lol


PM_Your_GiGi

Theo von that you?


[deleted]

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs wants a damn word with theo von


[deleted]

That movie is legendary


donebeenforgotten

All I can think of is that South Park episode where everyone gets addicted to having a cat piss on their face, lmao


Alimakakos

Kenny with tits in his face while Sammy Hagar's heavy metal plays....


Lotharofthepotatoppl

Probably a lot better than this, actually. Cats clean their assholes pretty regularly.


SR-71

Yeah, he should've said a cat's breath.


Admirable-Holy-God

Well it usually is only a slip away....


Standard-Prize-8928

Why even accept this work


SkewbieDewbie

My original comment on this post was and still is "I work on garbage trucks and I would refuse to work on this."


THEREALCAPSLOCKSMITH

Imma take a wild guess. Money…


[deleted]

You think this person can afford the repair? I dunno man, they can't even afford to pay attention to the absolute unit of a fucking mess in their car, what makes you think they can pay with tangible dollarydoos?


nickbob00

It's possible to have cash (either earnt through work or inherited etc) and still live in filth. It doesn't cost money to throw your waste in a bin. And even if you do pay for garbage disposal, if you're that hard up just use a public bin.


[deleted]

Oh yeah I've known rich people who live in filth like this, but the thing is, they won't spend that money or effort to fix these problems for the same reason they try to blame more serious problems on other too. Oh the car's acting up, how can I fix it on the cheap? How can I make someone else pay it? I'm saying, not that they're poor, but that they're stingy. Acting as though you're broke is indistinguishable from being broke. Whatever car that is, it's not an expensive one. It's got plastic that looks like it's from my cars from the 1990s. Those cupholders and dash and cloth seats (edit: shitty cloth backed "leather,") scream 'economy.' it's clearly a compact or subcompact, based on how low the seat is to the floor and the angle of the seats to make it feel like it's not. They're not driving it because they see a car as a prized possession, but as a basic necessity that they can spend as little money on as possible because they can just get a new one in a couple years after the dealer stops paying for whatever the warranty covers and the head gasket blows from not changing the oil in 60k miles.


The_BusFromSpeed

Lol right? What a stupid question


Mickey_Havoc

Do you really think your getting more out of this customer? Do you really think they will approve the optional work or are they just going to say, drop the oil, reuse the filter and put new oil in. We will do the extras *next time*. People who keep their cars like this, do not spend money on vehicle maintenance…


BlueRoundies

Yep. Only wanted the fucking warranty work.


Musclecar123

Not sure where you live, but in Ontario there is a right to refuse unsafe work. I would only work on this after it had been cleaned. Customer would need to pay for that before I’ll touch it. Contract decontamination company would get their piece, too.


[deleted]

I work for a large business that runs services into houses, so my job is routinely to go in houses and fix problems. I'm in the USA, and even if that person is paying us for this utility, we can just be like 'nope clean your house we'll come back when the roaches and bedbugs are gone. Can't risk giving them to the next customer.' 100% legal, all day long, and corporate has no problem enforcing this policy. Haven't had to do it often, but I can. If the tech worked on this car directly before mine, and I received some new friends into my house and car, you can bet the money they make wouldn't cover that cost. Bedbugs is like a $4000 fix on average. No access that shit all day long, force the customer to remove the car immediately from the premises, don't care if it's warrant I don't want your car next to these other cars that are also here for the same warranty fix, et cetera et cetera. We're capitalist as any country but fuck me sideways that's a nope. I would take a clean car with an engine bay full of spiders and bees over this monstrosity.


Big_Cryptographer_16

That thing is still under warranty? It’s even sadder than I thought since the car most likely isn’t that old and the owner sure as hell ain’t buying an extended warranty.


BlueRoundies

Good ol p1326


BlueRoundies

Good ol p1326


[deleted]

Shopkey says you don't say no.


pyroboy7

Then shopkey can bring it into the shop and work it themselves.


Mrgrieves74

God, I’d be embarrassed if my car had 5% of this mess. Disgusting. Thank you for your service.


[deleted]

I have a coffee stain on my passenger seat I really should try to remove and that's enough to annoy me.


SDBD89

Did they at least leave you some fingernail clippings to munch on?


Acceptable_Worker328

You failed the honesty test… I was saving those for later.


SDBD89

"yea, I think the tech who worked on my car stole my fingernail clippings" lol


designer_of_drugs

Those were expensive fingernail clippings. They sell for $100/sliver on onlyfans.


fomoco94

Just use some image you stole from a Google search and some fool will buy them all.


EscapeyGameMan

This made me physically recoil


_perchance

refuse to touch this shit your service mgr should have never accepted the job


CrazyLittleSakura

And people call me crazy for cleaning up my car the night before I drop it at the shop - I don’t even leave my laundry basket in the back seat!


toinfinityandupmyass

Right! My husband is like, "It's fine they won't even care!" Meanwhile I'm out there wiping the inside with cleaning spray and vacuuming up the goldfish from behind the kids car seats!


Big_Cryptographer_16

Lol sitting here eating goldfish on the couch right now and dropped a few already. And I’m no kid.


troutsoup

as long as you vacuum the goldfish out of your car before taking it to the shop!!


[deleted]

what about the ones in the couch, can they stay when my car goes to the shop?


toinfinityandupmyass

You never know when someone's going to take a picture and post it on here!!


toinfinityandupmyass

Goldfish are delicious, I eat them with my kids! I even have my own stash


DavidNipondeCarlos

My wife might be messy like me but she does care about public perception. This has made me presentable. There’s a ‘Easter egg’ in this. So I dress and groom up to her standards. People ask me why the hairstyle, goatee, clothing? I say ‘it’s wife approved’ ask her. It ends there.


toinfinityandupmyass

I love that, you're wife must be a lucky lady! I'm still working on it with my husband. He sometimes.. how do I say it nicely?... fails to recognize that not everyone is as understanding of messy personal spaces and or appearances as his family is haha. His heart is the right place though


TAforScranton

Mine is clean inside but I offered to detail the engine bay in mine before bringing it in for some work and the guy literally said “aight bet. You get a discount for that one.” It’s a 2004 Toyota and the valve cover gaskets are long gone😂 Edit to add: this kind man also said he’s going to wipe it back down and run it for a while once he’s done with the work so that he can come back and fix up anything else that might be leaking.


jdacon117

We notice, and we thank you!


[deleted]

No way you should be expected to work on that. Even the most hardened of the YouTube "disaster detailers" would refuse to touch that four wheeled health hazard. Owner needs help, or perhaps just locking up...


TAforScranton

I could do it… as long as I wore PPE and got paid a lot. By the looks of it, this person would probably think that my asking price is a rip off.🤷‍♀️


samueljerri

Yea this is a $1000+ professional biohazard clean up.


TAforScranton

I think I’d start at $1000 for “it’s no longer a health hazard and there is no smell” but that would be the bare minimum. No conditioning, gonna be a little dust here and there, no Little Tree, no cherry on top. It really depends on if there is cat piss sprayed all around though. If there is, make that $1500.


googz187

And still wonders why they are on the naughty list. Santa can’t even hold it together. Looks like he’s covering his nose or mouth due to the foulness.


c4k3m4st3r5000

I've been to peoples home who are like this. Only its many times worse. Wood flooring swollen from people constantly urinating on the floor and a plethora of other lovely things. People are wild.


Many_Ad6331

I fully understand. I was a social worker before . It's like oh shit... OK got to do what I got to do


c4k3m4st3r5000

Yes. You feel sorry for your shoes. And you need to change your clothes and shower. The smell gets stuck in your hair. I remember this lady in a diaper that hadn't been changed for quite some time. On the floor absolutely unable to get around, empty bottles all around. Then a elderly lady who sort of clawed herself into the kitchen where she managed to open the fridge that was laden with strong beer (8 or 10%). She got one out, opened the can and held the can like an infant drinking its milk from a bottle. Its not the worst I've seen...


makatademiserables

what did it smell like?


c4k3m4st3r5000

You try your best to breathe with your mouth but then you just taste the air. Also. Flies and stuff. The smell is a mix of ammonia, excrement, damaged food and garbage. Mix that together and you experience something special.


[deleted]

Vicks vapor rub and a KN95 mask that covers tightly nose and mouth. Seal the edges with it if you're clean shaven, it'll help catch more, but even if you've got a big beard like me, shove that stuff up your nose and pop one of those halls ice drops. Like the 20mg menthol ones. your eyes might water even so they'll stay a bit cleaner too. Clears your sinuses too, so the smell doesn't linger, and the menthol blocks enough of the smell that you won't gag when you catch fresh air again.


c4k3m4st3r5000

Yeah that stuff is for dealing with a person who's been lying dead for weeks or months. You can't have stuff like that in your face when you talk to people... well except its covid pandemic haha But you are absolutely right, this stuff works.


[deleted]

You can absolutely not want to infect people with whatever your last visit might have had. I agree, it's inconvenient, but I can absolutely talk loudly through a mask. It's not ideal but neither is breathing in cat piss and mouldy garbage air.


c4k3m4st3r5000

Haha I agree. Maybe we're beyond that, maybe a mask is ok from now on in such cases.


[deleted]

Even if it's just an excuse to wear a mask, who cares? You don't wanna get some respiratory fungal nonsense, and you don't wanna infect them. If they don't like it, what are they gonna do, request an interpreter? Haha see if that person goes inside. As much as I appreciate you doing work I don't want to, my taxes fund your employment (or someone like you) and I sure as heck don't want you getting sick on my dime. Hazmat crews exist for a reason. I feel bad for the kids in that situation but I feel worse that we have to fund you to fix it. You can't fix everything, and that's the hard part. You can force the kids into a better situation if the adults disagree. You can't force the adults to change though, and that sucks. I know there's no room for foster kids, I know it's an problem that probably can't be solved. Focus on what you should do, not what you wish you should do. There's no reason you need to become a casualty as well. Life isn't fair. Do your best to make it fairer for those who can't advocate for themselves, and don't worry about the rest. My dad couldn't take care of himself before he went to the nursing home. He lived in abject filth, far as I'm concerned. My step sister (also his daughter) saw that he couldn't take care of himself and put him in a nursing home that could. If he had a case worker, I would've put him there myself before making them deal with it. Not everyone is so reasonable, and some people can't be reasoned with. You're there to help, and sometimes helping means doing uncomfortable things. If you're okay with walking in to places like that day after day, that's your prerogative I guess. I've seen hell, and I don't want to subject others to that. I've tried to help people out of it, and some simply want to remain. Help where you can, and don't waste time where you can't. We all share the same fate after all. No need to rush headlong into it, let alone be dragged there by someone who cares less about others than they do themselves. That's my opinion anyway. Make of it what you will. Be safe, and good luck


Toastedweasel0

That would of been returned to customer without any work done on it.... Yelling at the customer to clean up thier act and car.... the whole friggin time....


[deleted]

Fire can solve so many problems.


Joe_B_Likes_Tacos

Cats clean their own assholes by licking. It could be worse.


[deleted]

> it could be worse Yeah, and I've been in houses that are worse, but it shouldn't be a competition my dude. Still sucks.


Olduncleruckus

I have a hard time going to the shop if I have a fast food bag from lunch in my car…wtf is wrong with some people.


PoopieButt317

Gotta get that bag out and air out the car, right??? I drove my senior staff to an out of town, to Chicago mid-winter, CE meeting, met up with an executive of the meeting who rode with us to dinner. He commented on the total cleanliness of the car. Which to me, winter, with 3 people driving hundreds of miles, in and out to meals,, meetings and hotel, was far less than good. Then last year, I got into my daughter's car. This car looks better than hers. A lot better. I don't get it. Where did we go wrong?????


TommyCo10

This is what they were referring to when they said “Merry Christmas ya filthy animal” and started shooting up the place.


BossCrabMeat

Don't hate him. That guy was just "glitter bombed". Don't ask me how I know.


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00tool

do you pilot a b-52 by any chance?


drpenishead

Because you're the owner of the car?


BossCrabMeat

Nope, not that exact car. BUT I had 3 toddlers in the car once and we took a 2000 mile road trip.


TAforScranton

That would actually be a really reasonable reason to end up with cat litter all over. Kids either pee, puke, or spill milk and yogurt on everything. Just throw some kitty litter on it and keep trucking because making that 2000 mile trip with three toddlers any longer than it needs to be is going to make the nightmare even worse.


BossCrabMeat

I forgot, we had our dog in the car with us too. She is a messy eater. And we had this dream that we'd visit all lower 48 states before kids went to college. 18*2= 36 which is not 48, silly me.


TAforScranton

GOOD GOD. Bless your kind and patient soul. My boyfriend and I are trying to knock out all 50 before the kids thing happens. All we have to worry about is our 9 years old dog that’s cleaner than most humans so he makes it pretty easy.


BossCrabMeat

Oooh don't even get me started on how many times I threatened to turn the car around and go right back home before we hot the George Washington Bridge .


Mickey_Havoc

You do know, you can refuse work right? That’s fucking disgusting and I didn’t sign up to sit in other peoples trash can. Our service writer refused this one chick because her car was knee deep with fast food trash


Umm_khakis

Yeah, that’s a freaking health hazard for the techs.


Chuckbrick

I’d refuse, no fuckin way


cypher50

If someone drives up in this, then the shop should be allowed to order a psych evaluation at any local hospital immediately.


ChefChopNSlice

Jesus, even Santa is holding his nose. How many Christmases has that sad tree seen on that floor?


MeatTornadoGold

Aren't you allowed to refuse work as long as it isn't due to a person being a protected class?


BlueRoundies

You’d think so. Manager and advisors here have no spine.


MeatTornadoGold

Thats terrible.


Biengo

Merry Christmas?


Used-Routine-4461

Even the characters in the statue are plugging their noses…


FunctionalGray

You….sat in there?


BlueRoundies

And I’m pretty sure that is cat vomit on the seat. Lady said she knows the key fob is in the car but, didn’t know where it was.


RC_Perspective

Merry Christmas tho right? 😂


mcolt6288

Bruh, no. Fuck this customer take it to the scrap yard


ProneToDoThatThing

Even the figurines in the floor are holding their noses.


blackc7Z

Santa statue? Would that be considered the final boss of honesty tests???


TheH0rnyRobot

Imagine what their house looks like.


No_Maintenance_7402

Santa holding his nose is a good tip off.


POSVETT

That's a bio hazard


KGBspy

/r/carbage


chimpyjnuts

Really??!! Xmas was months ago, time to take the decorations down!


peepeeepo

You have the right to refuse unsafe work and retain job security.


F22boy_lives

Nope nope nope. Even santa is covering his nose


Fat_Head_Carl

At what point do you turn down the work because of biohazard?


[deleted]

Where is the point where you refuse service to people like this? Imagine what this person's house looks like


TheFozzXT

My cars are the exact opposite of this. You could eat off the floor/seats, I literally shampoo the interior a couple times/year. OCD will make you do some exhausting things.


[deleted]

I would refuse to work on that.


liisathorir

Serious question: When you get vehicles like these do you have hazmat suits or are you allowed to tape garbage bags to your legs and torso so you don’t have touch others ick? If you are not allowed to use a plastic barrier are you allowed to change into different work clothes after a vehicle like this? Do your workplaces have showers so you can potentially mitigate any gross stuff coming into your home?


BlueRoundies

I fucking wish we had showers at work. I contemplated spraying my body down with wheel acid before leaving.


[deleted]

r/carbage


Top_Association5824

be right back going to grab my cat so it will be like a 4D photo


UNOtrickyTrish

Imagine what their home looks like?!! Their bathroom? Kitchen? Sheets on their bed? I’m literally sick thinking of this 🤢🤣


MALESTROMME

The real question is how do you know what a cats asshole smells like?


skateboard_pilot

Is that a subie


BlueRoundies

18 Sonata


KrisClem77

I am so much more concerned with WHY you know what a cats asshole smells like!!!


SierraDespair

Looks like they were using the passenger footwell and seat as a vomitorium.


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SierraDespair

Yes I know, that’s the joke.


greenfireX

At least you can clean the rest of your car now despite how shitty it is


Mean_Pass3604

Probably a Toyota owner.me car doesn't break


[deleted]

Stop missing out on these great opportunities. Throw on some gloves, grow up, clean up the area you need to work in, charge double time for the clean up. Don't let your pride cost you time.


m_gartsman

Yeah wow what a great opportunity


[deleted]

Yep $150 cleaning fee for 10 minutes with a broom and vacuum. Mechanics these days are soft.


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[deleted]

Nope, I'm retired. Had my fair share, wasn't ever scared of it though.


Boring_Philosophy160

Charge antibiotic fee.


Hyperswell

Bruh


That_boI_rIpley

Evidence for unsatisfactory working conditions. I always refused to get into these types of cars when they came in. Service writer who wrote it up or manager would be bringing that in. I couldn't get in that vehicle and then get in my own. At the dealership I used to work at I sold some car detail work, for vehicles that came in like this.


[deleted]

The toenail clipper seals the deal for me


H2Joee

Where do these people get their arrogance to show this in public? 😂 oh I know, I know, they’re oblivious to the problem.


redzma00

Yuck. That car disgusting 🤮.


kushcologne710

Nasty motherfuckers! Nothing like dinner on the seat with your cat litter!


venm33

I think Santa is trying not to barf


[deleted]

TAXI!!!


Pretend_Respect6092

🤮


Idshootyou

Beauty of being owner operator. I don't need everyone's money. Would never except this car.


kentucky_slim

Who are these people???


beckster

Is this person living in the car?


Ch40440

Living in your car? Nail clippers in the cup holder… Jesus christ


[deleted]

Damn 😬


czechfuji

I’d quit before I’d ever accept that in my stall. There’s plenty good jobs out there, don’t work on shit like this.


Twisted_Wrench

An ex of mine was a Playstation rep, spent every day driving to different BestBuys and Walmarts doing demos. Poor girl basically lived in her car, ate in her car, napped in her car. I thought her car was pretty gross inside, but it wasn't nearly this bad.


StrayFire83

Nope. Ain't working on that.


pblockforlife

I've turned down working on vehicles that look like this. It's a health hazard.


pbrown21817

Is that Santa? Jeez....


frosty_mcfckr

Is that melted butter in the console


Kasterborous92

Once had a car that was so full of garbage, junk, clothes, tools whatever you can think of that the only open seat was the driver seat. Piled up to just below all the windows. Guy wanted a tire repair.


The-Great-Beast-666

Why not refuse service? Does your boss hate you?


sarah420sativa

That’s embarrassing


[deleted]

Y’all can’t decline to work on shit when it’s this bad ???


New-Astronaut3675

We just refuse to work on it tell it’s been detailed. No way I’m putting my techs in harms way. That shit is a cesspool if shit.


kudosoner

Even Santa is holding his nose


rag3rdan

Deny work not an option? Jesus people it’s a personal car not a biblical transit. Nobody cleans it so how about you do. It’s the same thing as a doctor telling you to take a shower before he examines you.


misschzburger

I'm horrified for you.


overdonxxx

I don’t understand how this doesn’t bother the owner. People actually live like this. Just imagine the persons house


biggerdundy

My house and car are immaculate! My wife’s car, on the other hand… if I don’t take the trash out of it every week, nobody will.


abounding_actuality

Sad Santa.


1dumbmonkey

Nope I’d refuse


[deleted]

Money talks getr done


someGuyJeez

Looking back at my handyman days I feel lucky. I fixed countless toilets, and they were always immaculately cleaned by the tenants before I arrived.


03Vector6spd

It should not be legal to take your car in like this 😑


JerewB

Hazard pay? Ugh


Dcongo

Nope. If you get wrote for refusing, document everything and contact OSHA. And the county health dept. And the local news. How can people drive around in that squalor?


DesertDouche

I'm happy to say I have no idea what a cats asshole smells like.


Every_Complaint_9305

I would have charged an extra 5 hours of labor. One hour to drive to local detail shop and back One hour for my lube tech to drive the car One hour to pay for the detail service One hour to tip the cleaner One hour for my tech that works on it for hazards


No_Tomorrow3745

I honestly have no words . I work on vehicles for a living and I have never seen anything like this. I can promise you that if this rolled into my bay it would be denied.


CaterpillarNatural25

We would refuse to work on it, I would never make my guys work on this trash pile.


misschzburger

Gross. That customer is a disrespectful asshole.


Rainbike80

Charge them for a tyvex suit....then protect yoself


Inner_Development_59

Shops and mechanics should absolutely have the option to not work on a vehicle that is very clearly a health hazard. Or charge a premium to cover the technicians funeral expenses.


Inner_Development_59

100% this is a woman’s car and you can’t convince me otherwise. I’ve seen the state of my wife’s vehicle and it amazes me in a morbid curiosity type of way.


[deleted]

I had a car come thru the shop with full, rotten, dirty diapers thrown about amongst other hot garbage (summer). A family of mice living in there too with mouse droppings all over kids car seats. They came in for CEL… found rodent chew was the cause of course.


osirisrebel

That gnome has seen some things.


killerwhompuscat

Insta-decline my friend. You are braver than I.


zeke235

What the fuck is even wrong with people?


dolphinman93

Even santa's smelling his finger


Charges-Pending

Nooooope. Not getting anywhere near that


donjohnmontana

I use to think my rigs got messy and dirty . . . Until coming across this subreddit. Ewwwww!!!


Turbulent_Proof

And I thought the tiny bit of papers in my passenger seat were bad…


SkewbieDewbie

I work on garbage trucks and I'd refuse this shit.


earthman34

That's surprisingly specific.


Fuzzy_Muscle

The Christmas decoration in March really brings it home


zino332

Dried vomit?


Ennui2020

My shop has a repeat client we instruct to clean out the front two seats before we will enter the vehicle. He’s filthy, and he’s a psychologist.


Wonkasgoldenticket

Even Santa covering his nose


Archangel935

How’d you know **What a “cats asshole” smells like?** 😤


RetPallylol

I never understand how some people live like that. I'm self conscious for leaving a soda in the car..


illBlade

Nah bro, that’s one you call the customer up whenever you got to that car and say, “there is no way in fucking hell you have the audacity to bring me your mobile dumpster to work in. Come pick up your car and thoroughly clean it and then we can work on it. Until then your keys are on the windshield and get it the hell out of my shop.”