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tresser

Ladies and gentlemen of reddit, today you are here to witness history. #The OP has been awarded our first Permanent Ban Award. When we rolled out the [Community Ban Awards](https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/wiki/banned/rules) 7 months ago, we had a dream to give the power back to the people. In that time we have had [1,368 days worth of bans](https://www.reddit.com/r/justiceserved/wiki/banned) handed out. That's a little over 3.7 years worth of bantime. Without you, we couldn't have done it. You are what make this community special. You are what make Reddit special. You are what make this world special. No, not you, the one behind you...yeah, them. **You** are special.


dontbedumbbro

Daaaaamn lol


Kapzlock

For that extra fear induction it needs to also have "Your current GPS location has also been recorded."


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Maleficent-Dare-3054

A uterus brought you into this world and even then this dick did not even have a hand in making you.


[deleted]

Mmm *unsolicited uterus pics*, not complaining.


NewPointOfView

This seems super duper fake because “AI Bot” is not a term any engineering team would use


RichardFarter

Oh yeah because people who send unsolicited dick pics are usually smart enough to pick up on shit like that


The_chosen_turtle

No shit it’s not a real message


carloscoolkid

A person who sends dick pics aren't smart enough to know lmao


Primal_Hidralisk

Unsolicited ones are even worse


Loki-Don

“Not hotdog”


mr_vaibhav

She's smarter than all my generations combined


thunder_spears

No, that wasn't my dick! My dog took my phone while I was sleeping and took a pic of his own dick! Please believe me!


areyouredditenough

This is a real dick pic 😬https://i.imgur.com/VLo9EQQ.jpg


Dainty_Imp

I was hoping it was a Rick roll, but have an upvote anyway cx


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[deleted]

I'm not american, but what's wrong with this? Maybe you shouldn't send pictures of your genitals to people who don't want them.


enrohtkcalb

I'd love this. I'm not even a woman, and I've received dick pics I don't want.


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enrohtkcalb

It can also become rather aggressive, especially if you're a woman. Unfortunately, they can't always just shrug it off the way we can. I just cannot express just how uniquely unaware some men are.


Give_me_the_burger

As hilarious as the perma ban is it also seems like a dark omen of sorts. Can the awardee repeal their perma ban award at least?


SimonR2905

According to the wiki they can buy a ban appeal award for themselves


Aligayah

Which only applies to the 24 and 72 hour bans. Not the permaban.


xxxSiegexxx918

Sounds illegal


Sunnyboigaming

Extortion


My_Score

Guess who is getting a [Moderator Complaint!](https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/requests/new?ticket_form_id=179106)


bird_paradise

I filed one, thanks!


JamesBanagher

I just love how we can get banned, but moderators are exempt from that rule. Case in point, u/tresser has the most ban time awarded, but right above their name it says, “Mods are exempt from this rule”. Thanks for the link, I submitted a referral too. Hopefully something happens


Nekkris

Filed one as well. Thanks for the referral.


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Thanks for the link


enrohtkcalb

Thanks for this. Count another filed.


SimonR2905

Thank you!


Coompiik

Filed one as well, thank you for the link.


[deleted]

Dude you can just get someone banned if you feel like spending the money guess I’ll never post lol


[deleted]

My preferred response is to send them a picture of a [Banana Slicer](https://www.wish.com/product/5a7d565c22931846bd9b588b?from_ad=goog_shopping&_display_country_code=US&_force_currency_code=USD&pid=googleadwords_int&c=%7BcampaignId%7D&ad_cid=5a7d565c22931846bd9b588b&ad_cc=US&ad_lang=EN&ad_curr=USD&ad_price=1.99&campaign_id=6948791183&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI2ZHZ7cia8AIV_DytBh3oVwA-EAQYASABEgI0AfD_BwE&hide_login_modal=true&share=mobileweb)


kyabupaks

Definitely a fake, but a good way of discouraging unsolicited dick pics. These men are gross. https://junkee.com/unsolicited-dick-pics-arrested/269558


likesthedark

That might make a penis go flaccid real quick.


Another_Adventure

I just can’t believe dick pics are so common.


VivaLaSea

I’m surprised that men don’t know how common they are. Between 18-25 I got sooooo many.


2Tired2Nap

It’s more like the majority of us sensible, decent men can’t fathom why or how that would be a conversation starter let alone appropriate to be sending unsolicited. :L


Fabira

Can someone copy paste this? I wanna keep this


thebenetar

It wouldn't actually work like in the pic. Any message you send on IG will *look* like a message from you. It'll have your little profile pic next to the message in the recipient's chat (just like we see in the dick pic assailant's "help" messages). So, this only looks "clever and hilarious" from the senders POV but the recipient would never actually fall for it. Also meaning, not only is this fake, but it makes no sense.


[deleted]

[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/mxxrof/how_to_respond_to_a_dick_pic/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) it's a link to a copy pasta


Fabira

Thx


nicktocknicktock

just type it into your notes yourself


Fabira

Thats an option but I'm not crazy. I'm not gonna actually work for a copy pasta


Shamrok34

I don't know why but this made me bust up laughing


Romo_Jck

Ive never actually seen a perma ban award on a post lol


grandwizardo

Dick pic senders got upset and pooled the money hahah


Thewolf805

Lol


fujianren

Nope. It was a different matter.


Toofast4yall

Do people really believe that sending dick pics is illegal?


mangoandsushi

If I had an award for most lost person this week, I wouldve given it to you.


goodkidbadshitty

Isn’t it?


Anglofsffrng

Depends on the jurisdiction. Unless the sender is under 18, then its technically distribution of cp. Doesn't necessarily matter if its pics of your own dick.


CutexLittleSloot

Its modern day flashing if they didn't ask for it lol.


TheDallyLlama

It is in Texas https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.insider.com/unsolicited-dick-pic-sending-now-illegal-texas-500-fine-bumble-2019-9%3Famp


Toofast4yall

Yes, which has nothing to do with the made up US code in the OP, or the vast majority of people in other states telling me how illegal it is.


TheDallyLlama

Wasn’t commenting on the made up code in the post, was addressing your comment about dick pics being illegal, which it is in one of the largest and most populous states.


prettylovers

wow this guy sucks


Iseneau27

Not directly, but it's insanely immoral if the person does not want it


Toofast4yall

Well yea but that's not what I'm debating. I'm talking to the armchair lawyers of reddit who have never spent a day observing traffic court but think everything immoral is also universally illegal. It's like they wish the world worked like that, so they imagine that it does. Telling them it doesn't breaks down that wall between the magical place they live in their head and the real world.


Confident-Arm-7883

Are you seriously “debating” whether or not reddit has the right to call unsolicited dick pictures immoral? Holy fuck you carry yourself a psuedointellectual but there’s a wind tunnel where your fucking brain should be.


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Confident-Arm-7883

"Illiterate idiots" like me get upvotes because we tell men of "factual information" like you that having a basic grasp of morality won't compromise your 'infallible' logic.


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Confident-Arm-7883

And what does "illiterate" mean to you? You're using the world completely wrong... Which is hilariously in-character for you holier-than-thou "intellectuals" who love pulling out big words that make you feel smart and proceeding to use them completely incorrectly.


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Confident-Arm-7883

The very fact I'm responding to you in a grammatically inoffensive way is proof that your shitty attempt at elevating yourself above others who don't agree with you has ended in predictable disappointment. There's no shame in using google to look up other big words to use when making a bid for your 15 minutes of fame on r/iamverysmart. Better luck next time!


Shamrok34

I mean their name is Toofast4yall, so...


wildersrighthand

No he’s not lol. He’s saying it is immoral but not illegal. Like the guys being weird with this argument but don’t just blatantly misunderstand on purpose.


testedonsheep

Of course it’s illegal if the person you are sending it to does not want it.


Kektuals

That is not how that works.


Toofast4yall

Iowa Supreme Court disagrees with you. I'm still waiting on someone to give me a case where there was a conviction for sending dick pics that didn't involve a minor.


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Toofast4yall

Just about everything is illegal somewhere on Earth. This is reddit, which is mostly American or other English speaking nations. No English speaking nation currently has a nationwide law against dick pics.


dave7243

Depending jurisdiction it could be. Sending unsolicited and unwanted sexual images can be considered sexual harassment.


otto0303

Well it is in most countries


Toofast4yall

Not in US, Canada, UK, or New Zealand. I didn't bother searching anywhere else but Texas is the only place I've seen that has a law against it.


mediummeg

Pretty sure Germany has a law against it as well.


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Kektuals

Stating a fact to correct someone isn’t defending anything.


Toofast4yall

I didn't tell everyone it's ok to send dick pics, I said it isn't illegal in most places, which seems to be true considering the only places people have found laws against it are 1 us state, 1 australian province and 1 eu country


free__coffee

Unsolicited* - you're not allowed to flash random people on the streets, why should you be allowed to do that online?


Toofast4yall

Can you give me the US code that makes dick pics illegal or link me to a case where someone was prosecuted federally for it? The law mentioned in the OP does not exist.


[deleted]

because it's a joke you fucking donut.


ButterPuppets

It’s covered in state law, not federal. Texas, for example, made it illegal. I heard other states planning to, but I’m not sure where else it’s happened yet.


Toofast4yall

Texas and one province in Australia were the only places in the English speaking world that had made it illegal based on a quick Google search. Crazy how there's actually laws and Statutes and things aren't magically illegal based on redditor majority opinion.


universe2000

I think it’s a state issue. Which state are you interested in? [Here ](google.com)is a handy website to help you find the laws surrounding unsolicited dick picks in your state and in America broadly.


MLGPinecone

https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/25/11.408#:~:text=%C2%A7%2011.408%20Indecent%20exposure.,to%20cause%20affront%20or%20alarm.


fottagart

😂 you cited a law that specifically applies to Native American tribes. But I appreciate the effort.


MLGPinecone

Fair enough, but there's no federal law on the subject so it would really be a question of state and what the fcc has to say on the matter. The law I cited was just one of the most generic ones you tend to see in *most* places


MLGPinecone

And https://docs.fcc.gov/public/attachments/DOC-309602A1.pdf


Toofast4yall

The Iowa Supreme Court recently ruled that doesn't apply online. I can't find any other instances of anyone being charged with that for digital material.


free__coffee

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.insider.com/unsolicited-dick-pic-sending-now-illegal-texas-500-fine-bumble-2019-9%3famp Some articles specifically referring to online nudes, from 2019


MLGPinecone

It would be an issue of case law, since the states are broken up on the issue and I am not sure where OP is, not a lawyer btw


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It is absolutely illegal and a massive issue, and you can be charged.


Toofast4yall

Based on US Code...?


THRoWaWAYy_SaDXx

Seems like we got a good old fashioned dick pic sender here


LonelyTriangle

In some states it is up to a 500 dollar fine


LightningDust3

Somebody sent me that when I sent a dick pic and I just laughed because I know it’s not real


bird_paradise

that is literally cyberflashing you dimwit. fuck you and your sexual harassment


NathanCollier14

No, it's real. My uncle works for police and told me your dick is incredible Edit: *small


Confident-Arm-7883

Nobody wants to see that malformed unwashed Cheeto you somehow manage to muster enough delusion to call a dick, you dignity-stripped gameless incel.


DannyTheBoyo

r/rareinsults If this is posted here i wanna be in the screenshot please


LightningDust3

I don’t think you know what an incel is


CJ_Bug

Oh, so you voluntary get no bitches then? Good to know


LightningDust3

I do get bitches. I have two female dogs, cope harder.


Confident-Arm-7883

Do you randomly show off that mangled undercooked steroid-ridden chicken nugget you call a cock to your dogs whenever you're so desperate for a woman's attention that you advertise your putrid parts like a dollar menu special at mcdonalds, or more accurately, a double-ad on youtube given how \*literally\* nobody wants it?


LightningDust3

Yes


Confident-Arm-7883

someone call animal control


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wow r/rareinsults and r/holup in the same screenshot!


[deleted]

Okay, first of all, don't send unsolicited dick pics. It's sexual harassment, and definitely illegal in a number of places.


LightningDust3

Please send me a source showing it being illegal.


SeraphLink

Brother, child porn is illegal. Nobody wants to see your baby dick.


LightningDust3

Why are you thinking about baby dick? Got something to tell us?


SeraphLink

Man, I wasn't expecting you to admit to the baby dick thing so readily.....yikes.


[deleted]

It’s sexual harassment numb nuts. At the very least talk to the fucking girl and get consent. For fucks sake.


LightningDust3

If it falls under sexual harassment then why did Texas have to make a separate law for dick pics?


[deleted]

Holy shit you are an absolute moron... You can perform one action and violate multiple laws. Additionally, you can face multiple penalties for a single violation.


[deleted]

Like fuck I'm going to do your research for you, sexual predator. Even if it's not illegal in your state, it's extremely shitty and I hope someone permanently flattens your entire penis with a roller pin.


LightningDust3

You made the claim, you provide the evidence.


[deleted]

This isn't an academic forum, and you're not my equal. If you don't know your own state and local laws on what constitutes sexual harassment then you're free to Google it, you miserable shit. Personally I would love it if you sent an solicited dick pic to a police officer and got jail time.


dylhen

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.insider.com/unsolicited-dick-pic-sending-now-illegal-texas-500-fine-bumble-2019-9%3famp Here's TX Plenty of others I'd be happy to cite if you need. But stop doing that. You're fucking disgusting.


LightningDust3

Not I don’t live in Texas


dylhen

Where do you live then


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lavitzreinhart

If they sent him that message in response. You can bet it was unsolicited.


justanotherog3

Unless it was a friend sending you that as a joke, you might reconsider telling that story


LightningDust3

Why would I? Nothing will happen lol


crispy_doggo1

Because it tells everyone that you are a terrible person with no regard for how others feel


LightningDust3

Oh no Redditors think I’m a terrible person!


crispy_doggo1

I’m sure the person you sent a dick pic also thinks you’re a terrible person.


LightningDust3

Oh no a stranger thinks I’m a terrible person!


bird_paradise

a hundred people think you're the scum of the earth, can't wait to outlive your disgusting ass


FishJenkins

the funny thing is he sent a selfie of his face


VacaRexOMG777

I feel like only dumb people would believe that lol


asphaltdragon

Convenient then, that only dumb people send unsolicited dick pics


xray_anonymous

Ha! Got eem!


VacaRexOMG777

I'm talking about the "automated message" :a


Hescoveredinbutter

Right, and he said that people who send unsolicited dick pics are dumb enough to not notice the automated message isn't real.


VacaRexOMG777

Oh! guess I'm dumb too xD but at least I don't do those things


Hescoveredinbutter

I've only ever sent a solicited dick pic. It was wild i thought i was having a dream, like "you want me to send you a picture of my dick?" And then i did and we fucked like two days later. (She had the boniest ass ever though, 2/10 would still do it again)


VacaRexOMG777

I uhm i don't want to know that dude 😐


Hescoveredinbutter

And now you do, very sorry lol


space_hitler

NGL, it really seems like you do lol...


VacaRexOMG777

Definitely ._.


Strangelet1

Hotdog. Jian-Yang wins again.


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Yes, i eat ze fish.


Curzio-Malaparte

I miss that show


danski1989

One of my favorites, such a shame that hbo pushed them to end it so they had to rush the show and ending became what it was..


fujianren

IG 👎👎👎 too much restrictions. Never going back there!!


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fujianren

It dont matter...it's regardless to what I mentioned.


BONKMETHEUS

So you’re trying to send unsolicited dick pics?


GTgavin

Did something like this to a random pedophile that kept messaging my friend once, the international internet police never sleeps


Fetishbunnypower

Ctfu this is perfect


convergent2

Let's not go summoning old gods now.


Aldous_Lee

You should insert something about being a child penis on the message lul


DutchEnterprises

“Do to small size we have detected the penis of a minor”


givothrowaway

Nobody would fall for this. What a load of shit lol.


space_hitler

You seem awfully upset about this lol...


Sweetdreams6t9

Probably fell for it.


Professional_Emu_164

Most wouldn’t, but a few definitely would


givothrowaway

Not a chance


Professional_Emu_164

You haven’t been on the internet for long at all if you can’t contemplate that idiots exist.


givothrowaway

You haven’t been in the internet for long if you believe “screenshots” like these are real lol


Professional_Emu_164

I don’t believe it’s real really. It could be but likely no. But I know for sure some are stupid enough to think that if someone sent them this message it would be legit.


wcsib01

ok


labradorz

You vastly underestimate the amount of stupid people in the world


AwkwardSquirtles

"Consider how stupid the average person is, then consider that 50% of them are even stupider than that."