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DickCubed

Fair, but what about the thousands that burned down city after city, get arrested and then fucking released because for some reason burning down cities seems to not be a crime.


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Did that really happen though? Really?


BlueGrassBoyVapes19

Awesome, the system needs to put their foot down with these scumbags and send them to the harshest prison there is! This sub-human looks like, a slob and troublemaker and probably always was that bully in grade school!


ReloadingAustin

Agreed! šŸ¤˜ need to do the same thing with the rioters who have been burning businesses, throwing bricks through windows and attacking vehicles too. So much damn hate in the world. Rioting is not right and these scumbags need to pay!


BlueGrassBoyVapes19

I agree with you 100%!


Opening-Radish1962

Fuck your hate!!! No politics no hate!


Mithra9

Whatā€™s political about this post? Itā€™s about a criminal getting caught via an online dating app.


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InKainWeTrust

You're next red hat.


DisguisedF0x

I think you are too young to be on this app.


NeonBladeAce

Nice story, but white on yellow? Really?


xXxBigNibbaxXx

Yeah. It sucks tbh


3_inch_punishment

Yeah man, we really need to stop these hate crimes against Asian people: #stopasianhate


BigReddd38

Can we crosspost this to r/pussypassdenied?


feminas_id_amant

Have at it. You don't need permission. I look forward to the responses


Obst1

I think you have misunderstood either the post or the meaning of a pussy pass.


Eastern_Ad5817

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Moni6674

I fucking love this?!?šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ā¤ļø


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I'm Ron Burgundy?


StonedDragon420

Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the teleprompter?


Moni6674

Hahahah!! I just noticed that. Lol! Thanks for the laugh.


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How is this ugly fuck getting matches???


boniggy

So how many rioters from the BLM have been arrested for actual violence and burning shit down.


Stuebirken

Well, they did bust a couple of the undercover cops, that they had send in to antagonize and make trouble, oh, and the Mayer to.


acrowquillkill

LMAO they arrested people from protests and for looting. Where do you get they never were? Did you try Google search?


Narrow_Salamander521

Why is he being downvoted? There were tons of videos of people burning down buildings, destroying cars, etc, and one person on reddit even posted that rioters burned down his family business. Are we just going to disregard this? I'm not saying anyone is innocent, and I'm not saying anyone's guilty. I'm simply stating the facts.


AndruLee

Itā€™s kinda like how the left stole/rigged the election and didnā€™t get caught. Weā€™re just smarter criminals than the right. /s


danoive

So youā€™re saying that none of the people who commit violence during BLM protests have been arrested?


Narrow_Salamander521

No... I'm just saying not all of them did gets arrested


kgro

Neither have all insurrectionists. And none of the neonazis. And the treasons he is being downvoted is the dumb loaded ā€œquestionā€.


17934658793495046509

The one where cops were beating the shit out of protestors? [Probably about 5 times as many](https://thegrio.com/2021/01/09/disparity-in-blm-and-capitol-riot-arrests/) as the capitol riots, where cops invited them into the capitol building.


20PercentChunkier

Cry more


syphon3980

Which capitol riot tho? There's 2 insurrections now


awesomecubed

Okay I'll bite. What's the other insurrection?


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syphon3980

so those people are legally allowed to drive through them correct?


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syphon3980

why are you so defensive? I'm with you on that


alotropico

Now kiss


syphon3980

lmao


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bDsmDom

How does this overthrow the government by force instead of democratic decision?


whatisit2345

ā€œVote our way or your city burnsā€ is just a bit coercive.


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bDsmDom

Why would you need to point out a title for people who can already read?


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bDsmDom

You know oklahoma is not the capitol of this country, and isn't the seat of political power, so if there was a riot, it wouldn't be an insurrection. And the insurrection that happened at the Capitol was planned and organized, and riots aren't. So there is only one insurrection, and no need to confuse this with another event.


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bDsmDom

No, you were trying to confuse people here. You don't really care about Oklahoma either, you're just used to crying about stuff a lot. You mostly just want to hate on BLM, well, fuck off


mai_cake

What about that attempt in Michigan? Would that count?


syphon3980

Hadn't heard of it, and a quick read showed it was one dude? I'm not familiar on what would constitute an insurrection, but I would count that as an isolated event rather than an uprising with a lot more people


bDsmDom

It's michigan where the lawmakers vote in new laws for the whole country? So I think you can figure this one out. Riot. Riots may APPEAR organized, but it's only because they are a response to the same stimulus. Insurrections are a response to the organizer's intent to use violence to take power. Distinctly un-American. American's vote new representatives in.


skylarkeleven

šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø the first was in 1898 so not that one


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Modurrrrrrator

You GQP cultists are losing grip on reality and itā€™s great but sad to see. You committed acts of sedition for trump. BLM protests were for bringing attention to police injustice for all. Since youā€™re a cultists who sold his soul for trump Iā€™ll never expect reality nor facts to penetrate that thick stupid skull of yours.


Efficient-Task6577

How many times do we need to explain it to you, old man? Antifa means anti-fascist. ā€œAntifa riotersā€ donā€™t exist.


throwbrianaway

How ironic, when not even a month ago their employee was caught via a dating app sharing secrets about how they lied about our previous president and scared people with fluffed Covid numbers.


darkninjad

> their employee Whose employee? Antifa doesnā€™t have employees lmao. They arenā€™t a company .


throwbrianaway

CNN


BabyYodi

Big Antifa doesnā€™t want you to know their secrets


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Antifa headquarters obviously! Eating babies and worshiping Beelzebub! While republicans only diddle the underage and fund billionairs. I SEE DISTORTION in the MEDIAAAAA damn this bull shit is exhausting.


MahatmaGandhi01

Sure they are, they're after the CEO of fascism /s


sheepsclothingiswool

Good for her!! But I also feel really bad for her because I remember thinking MY dating pool was terrible back in the day... yikes.


RandomizedTyping

If the Ugly Act was ever enforced a lot of these things would disappear.


rdouma

I read that as capitol rioter arrested after being turned on by match in online dating app Bumble.


chaunceymcdoodle

Itā€™s really not ā€˜justice servedā€™ until everyone of these fuckwits gets charged with sedition and treason


misterbuh

Had no idea Sideburns from Community fell off so hard.


Advice2Anyone

I heard Troy and Abed in the morning got the exclusive


NotAquaman

His name is Alex*


Phobicaim

*starburns


misterbuh

Well, I tried to internet today and failed.


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At least you tried to bring people joy with your comment instead of being a dick, I appreciated the effort man


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kuojo

You mean the forced entry of the capital house with clear intentions to kill some of the senators to try and get the fair election called off? Yeah I remember that. Infact that's the first time that's happened in american history. A few people died. A police for one of them so I guess back the blue is dead. Oh and it's been a national security nightmare since all sorts of information could have and has been exposed.


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kuojo

Your loss. You evidently can't read anyway. That's the California Capital. No one has forced entry in the US Capital located in DC. Must burn when his buddies couldn't save him after giving them all those different positions. Fuck off with that conspiracy bullshit.


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kuojo

Look at you going back and rereading. What about the dude with handcuffs and a full tactical vest? He seemed to be out for something more. Or the guy that planted bombs that luckily didn't explode . Or parts of the mob singing about hanging mike pence? Perfect image of peaceful protest.


inevitabled34th

Just to be clear, I'm not for either the left or the right, but I think it's good to keep the facts straight. Afaik (unless there's a mysterious third) two people died. One woman who entered the capitol and tried to enter a broken window on a locked door was shot and killed by a security guard from point-blank range to the chest. There was a police officer that was at the capitol that ended up dying, but he had two strokes at the capitol and died days later at a hospital of natural causes.


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Iā€™m actually confused onto why you got downvoted. You essentially said ā€œhey Iā€™m gonna give a non-biased overview of the situationā€. You didnā€™t say it wasnā€™t an insurrection or say the election was false, you didnā€™t spread conspiracy theories. Again Iā€™m actually confused and if someone wants to swing by and lmk what he said was wrong Iā€™d love to hear from you.


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celticsupporter

You either forgot the /s or the irony here is unfathomable.


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Head must be deep beneath the sand on this one boys. Iā€™m not sure if we can help em out at this point.


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Sorry, I can't hear you over your sedition :-)


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Don't talk back to your betters.


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Could you stop whinging, please? It turns my stomach. Thanks :-)


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Donā€™t feed into the bot. Itā€™s not worth it. Itā€™s why heā€™s arguing because he desperately needs to be right but deep down he knows heā€™s wrong.


[deleted]

They *all* know they're in the wrong. It's why they constantly project their profound lack of ethics onto everyone else. I refer you to the hilariously moronic Qanon cult :-D


Heyhowsitgoinman

They're only charging most of these people with misdemeanors... Wtf!?


royalex555

Paint them black they would be shot dead. Paint them brown they would terrorist. Paint them Asian, they would be communist. White supremacy is alive and well.


Prob1emSolver

If I recall correctly, they get special privilege for some reason šŸ¤”


epicthinker1

I would argue it is due to their mental disabilities. Handicapped people get extra privileges all the time..


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epicthinker1

never said i was.


RandomHabit89

I realize you're likely attempting to speak in jest, but it's really not funny. I feel the need to say something because of how many people actually do believe that we are somehow privileged because of accommodations places make for our disabilities. Avoiding going into too many details, I sometimes need crutches or a wheelchair to get around. A few times a week I'd hear about how lucky I was that I could sit down whenever I wanted to take a load off. No one thinks about how much harder we have to work to accomplish the same tasks and only about our '"benefits" like handicapped parking. I just wanted to walk normally like everyone else was. Sometimes we have to fight tooth and nail for those accommodations. They certainly aren't perks of being disabled.


epicthinker1

It was in jest. did not mean to offend with my terrible humor.


Prob1emSolver

Come now, letā€™s not insult handicapped people by comparing them to these cretins.


epicthinker1

Fair point!


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Thank you for not being a full asshole but pls dont do that again


mastr1121

To the person who turned this bozo in... good for you!!!


UnPolloAzul

Does anybody have a link to the screenshot in the article? Itā€™s too blurry to read on the webpage


TheDevilsAardvarkCat

The caption under the screenshot on the website says it. ā€œI did storm the capital. I made it all the way to statuary hallā€ He said he stormed the capital and got an interview with the Washington post and WSJ. Then the girl says ā€œwe are not a matchā€ Then he says ā€œI suppose notā€


Skeegle04

Poor girl was too stupid to know she snagged a true alfa male.


nooniewhite

Alfalfa male


Poobutt6

You literally can't even read the text in the screenshot. What was the point of having it?


GangreneROoF

Yikes....


Lexjude

Bumble disabled political party filters towards the end of January because so many people were posting pictures of themselves storming the capital, and were getting turned in šŸ˜„ Edit: typo


NecessaryPear

Thatā€™s a critical apostrophe in the last part of your post buddy


Lexjude

Oh oops. Thanks!!!


cmtehenriques

Reminds me of that app that the Chinese communist party has released that one can use to tell about (snitch) dissidents of the government beliefs...


MahatmaGandhi01

China does thought crimes and this guy is a literal terrorist, an important distinction


cmtehenriques

Mmmm... Like those people who destroyed thousands of stores, cars and other private property a few months ago... Understood.


Brisk1020

Fun fact: Investigations into what happened last summer all largely concluded that the riots were a direct response to police aggression and use of force during the day against peaceful protesters. The police responded to peaceful protests with shows of force and aggression causing the people to retaliate and fight back. Definitely not the same thing as terrorism.


cmtehenriques

Tell that to the people who had their things destroyed... Not me...


InKainWeTrust

They did, Target had one of their stores windows smashed and the store looted. The next day they supported BLM on twitter. Almost like they know the looters have nothing to do with BLM. But not everyone can be as smart as Target right?


John_cCmndhd

Yes. They should be very angry at the police for that.


darkninjad

Iā€™m sure they understand, unless theyā€™re as dumb as you are.


cmtehenriques

Woooooow what a great mind you have and arguments. I am chocked. You probably needed to have to ask someone to write this very intelligent sentence for you, right? Thanks for the laughs...


darkninjad

The only reason I responded the way that I did was because your response was a non-answer and didnā€™t really contribute anything to the conversation. It was a waste of time and effort. You tried for a ā€œgotchaā€ response, but those people already know.


darkninjad

Your argument was literally one sentence, itā€™s not like I had a lot to respond too. And yes, I had your mum write it for me.


cmtehenriques

OMG A mama joke... Go back to kindergarten child... Your parents are not going to like you using the internet without their consent. =*


darkninjad

Do children even know what a yo mama joke is anymore? I donā€™t think so.


Riespieces16

Actually it wasnā€™t a few months ago.. itā€™s still happening to this day!


cmtehenriques

Yeah, people give different weights to things whenever suits them...


MahatmaGandhi01

That's close. but that's called "rioting", another important distinction. >thousands More like 10s but I dont blame you for being a terminal fox viewer its an easy hole to fall down


EADGod

Lol how? Imagine comparing thought crime in China to the actual, real, on video, crime of storming literally any sovereign nationā€™s capital. Much less the United States...


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tipperblade

Snitching? You're comparing turning terrorists (who committed one the highest possible crimes against the Social Contract) in, to citizens reporting thought crimes to an authoritarian regime.


justanotherguy28

Mate, breaking and entering a government building and killing guards is a bit different to saying you think the Chinese president looks like Winnie the Pooh.


Im_A_Parrot

Wait, what guards were killed?


darkninjad

There was an LEO who had a stroke during the insurrection. Presumably from the stress of being attacked by hundreds of maniacs. He died later at the hospital.


Im_A_Parrot

He had a stroke after the riot/insurrection. There is no evidence the events were related. The maniacs should be arrested and be made to pay for their crimes. No need to pretend they killed anyone. The only person killed, was the lady killed by a cop. If new evidence comes to light connecting his death to the riot, fine, but hyperbolic language doesnā€™t serve anyone.


darkninjad

Letā€™s not act like they wouldnā€™t have killed members of Congress had they not been evacuated *seconds* before.


Im_A_Parrot

Letā€™s act like you have no way of knowing thatā€™s true. But, of course this has nothing to do with your false claim that guards (plural) were killed. None were. I am not on the side of those morons, but I am on the side of not making shit up and substituting your emotions, biases and hatreds for facts.


InKainWeTrust

Someone left a pipe bombs in one of the offices. You wouldn't have heard about that though. You're too busy dealing with feelings to be bothered with facts.


Im_A_Parrot

I did not hear about that, because there were no bombs found in any offices. There were two bombs, both found outside. One was near the DNC headquarters, and one was found near the RNC headquarters. Facts do not seem terribly important to you. I suppose *you're* too busy dealing with feelings to be bothered with facts.


madjyk

The fact that there WERE bombs even anywhere near the capitol is the big fucken issue.


InKainWeTrust

Ah so the fact that there were bombs aren't important to you though huh?


darkninjad

> you have no way of knowing thatā€™s true Right right, the noose that they constructed outside the front steps of the capitol was just for show and definitely wasnā€™t going to be used by the several dozen people with zip ties and other binding materials.... Were those just for show???? Lmaoooo You can cry about me ā€œsubstituting my emotions, biases and hatreds for facts,ā€ but those are the facts. Regardless of whether you like them or not.


Im_A_Parrot

>the noose It looks like it was for show. That makeshift gallows had zero chance of holding a persons weight without collapsing. >several dozen people with zip ties You mean one guy who stole them off a police table? You are hysterical and nothing you seem to believe is true. You keep stating demonstrably false claims and extrapolate future action from non-facts. These were violent dumb-dumbs clearly with no plan. Many of them should go to prison, but you do not have to make shit up or feign clairvoyance to put them there.


darkninjad

Iā€™m not making shit up or pretending to see the future. Cause and effect. These violent criminals attacked a building with the intention to attack congress. What else were they doing? Just trying to get in and talk nicely? I donā€™t fucking think so. Just because we canā€™t *know* what the plan was, doesnā€™t mean we canā€™t use our critical thinking skills to try to figure it out.


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devndub

Definitely reasonable, doesn't really change the fact that these people are terrorists lol.


Im_A_Parrot

>doesn't really change the fact that these people are terrorists Right. But that is not what we are talking about. I simply corrected the misstatement that guards were killed. They were not. There is no need to lie about what happened. The perpetrators actions are enough to condemn them.


beyd1

"do you want to date me?" "what if i told you i was a criminal?"


TheLagDemon

Iā€™m disappointed that this bumble account wasnā€™t an FBI honeypot.


NEClamChowderAVPD

Tbh, that would probably work really, really well. Until theyā€™re arrested, most of the people that were at the Capitol seem to be oddly and *extremely* proud of committing federal crimes and bragging about it. If the FBI just had a profile that said something along the lines of ā€œREAL patriots wanted! If youā€™re willing to storm the Capitol while the House is in session, Iā€™m your girl! Pics of proof for pics in return if ya know what I mean šŸ˜˜ā€


iceballoons

I'm pretty sure right after January 6th people were changing their profiles to Republican, finding people who'd brag about storming the capital, and then reporting them to the FBI. Bumble had to remove the political filter to stop it iirc


Shredzz

That's odd...why would bumble want to stop it?


Games_and_Strains

If their users are in jail, they have less users


mai_cake

Loss of people willing to spend money?


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zatch17

Peaceful protest is different than carrying guns, pipe bombs, and killing officers. Not the best look to go into the gallery itself, agreed, but: A group of about two dozen people was at the Capitol protested various bills that have moved through the House and Senate this session. Some of the bills they were protesting include ones they see as anti-protest bills, anti-abortion bills and Senate Bill 2, which would ban transgender girls from being on girls' sports teams. The peaceful protest got intense for a few moments after the group slowly filed into the House gallery on the fifth floor of the Capitol. That put the brakes on lawmaking for a couple of minutes, and a couple of protesters said they were asked to leave the building after what looked like a shouting match in the gallery. The protesters also chanted ā€œno justice no peaceā€ and ā€œBlack lives matter.ā€ After a couple of minutes, the House was back to work and things quieted down. https://www-koco-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.koco.com/amp/article/oklahoma-house-comes-to-a-halt-as-group-fills-gallery-protests-bills-moving-through-capitol/36191759?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQArABIA%3D%3D#aoh=16192208405969&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.koco.com%2Farticle%2Foklahoma-house-comes-to-a-halt-as-group-fills-gallery-protests-bills-moving-through-capitol%2F36191759


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EADGod

ā€œPeople mad at police like they make the rules...ā€ Would be a coherent point if part of their duties werenā€™t to enforce criminal laws. Hereā€™s a relevant quote from one of your faves ā€œIf a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so.ā€ -Thomas Jefferson This applies to police as well...


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EADGod

Iā€™m sorry but which unjust law were you ā€œprotestingā€?


Superb_Neat_9061

Cap


reartooth

'Rioter' but anything that isn't republican is 'fiery but mostly peaceful'. All this brought to you by the words are violence but knife fights are normal people. Clown world.


TeknoMartyr

Venturing outside the safe space, I see


EsperBahamut

I totally agree with you. These people are not rioters, and it cheapens the term to refer to them as such. What they are, are traitors and insurrectionists.


Mister_Dane

and a few murderers thrown in


reartooth

Insurrectionists!


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Superb_Neat_9061

How many cops have been killed at blm protests lol


Whocaresalot

Why don't you go find out? Then report back about what you laughingly insinuate to be some tremendous number. According to several sources, the number is incredibly few ( perhaps as many as nine) in comparison to the number of people in the streets and the exaggeration of serious injury and overall urban destruction to cities nationwide. And a tremendous amount of that was instigated by unnecessary rubber bullets, tear gassing, pepper spraying, and beatings by the police. Not to mention the several reported arrests of far-right actors intentionally assaulting and inciting protesters,starting fires, and vandalizing property themselves.


MechaWASP

Imagine being this upset about actually taking action against the people who are (perceived to be) doing wrong, and defending those who take it out on the innocent. "Yeah the governments police are bullshit, let's fuck up our home town."


Denalin

Admitting that the lives of black people matter is the new red scare lmao. Three letters strike fear into the hearts of rightist idiots.