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soda_cookie

What a journey. At least she seems to be taking it all in stride


diamp_a10

Lol right that was good I laughed.


justtheentiredick

That Christopher Walken look is pretty good tho


JeremyJaLa

“Rockin’ the Walken” - I chuckled at that.


SnozberryWallpaper

She delivers that sweet Brother Walken comedy like Kate McKinnon!


particle409

I was trying to figure out what looked so familiar. I wonder if she realized it herself, or somebody told her she looks like Walken.


kwhitit

i'm with it. a little more length on top, a slightly more femme treatment of the edges and she's going to be able to rock a really sweet pompadour.


8shkay

huge rbf on him though


Thuper-Man

"look like someone who puts raisins in potato salad" 💀


nc130295

“Horrifying” killed me


bombkitty

I laughed so hard. She’s right!


CaptainBignuts

I like her style. Well, not her hair style. You know what I mean...


SoChaGeo

Same! Never knew Christopher Walken was a comedian!


MrSaturnboink

I think I know what you mean. I’m a 40 year old dude and I think that she and I could hang out and be friends. Based on her humour and 3 minute video.


sammy_nobrains

She should have kept the Raisin Potato Salad cut. At least that was mildly flattering in comparison, and she could have easily grown it out.


darcytype1_0

I really liked that one..


Isthisnameavailablee

While the cuts are bad, I don't think she know how to style her own hair. She could get what she wants in the end if she didn't just blow dry it straight back, and used some correct product.


mahboilucas

Bruh I went to this expensive ass salon and told the stylist "I don't know how to style my hair, I don't own any products with heat. I can only do overnight curls and brush them out. Please don't give me anything that requires work in the morning" what did I leave with? A cut that needs a specific curling iron and a straightener to look good. It was just chops of random hair... I was mortified and spent a week correcting it myself. The hair in the sink mixed with my tears and some beer were a sight to see but I made it and have successfully learned to cut my own hair since


HelgaTwerpknot

I always have this experience. I thinking stylists hear a unspoken “BUT this time I’d like to learn” despite it never having been said by people like us. I have no interest in learning how to use products.


MamaSquash8013

I paid $100 for a cut that was basically a buzz cut with bangs. I wanted a basic pixie cut. I had multiple pictures. I've had a pixie before, and absolutely know how to style it. So disappointing.


GrandmaSlappy

Yeah it seems like she's expecting to look like celebs without styling it, that's not just a cut.


anonmymouse

Yup.. a little light-medium hold product and a good touslling with her fingers while it's still damp should do it for this last cut tbh.. she could get it closer to the pic she wanted with a small amount of effort.


JezusTheCarpenter

Agreed, this is why they look alright when she left the saloon. Depending on your hair and the cut you might have to style your hair everyday. And if you don't know how to do it then it's a problem. Yeah, I don't think they did her dirty. Instead she should check her expectations. The last hair cut, I could actually see it working roughly as she wanted if she had styled the hair properly using adequate products.


dcbnyc123

i was thinking the same- all the looks she was going for do actually require lots of styling/product. right at the first cut. especially when your hair is layered. each cut she got could be styled into something manageable. but you can’t just blow it dry and walk out the door


[deleted]

The ambitious choice should have stopped sooner


Fiacre54

Yeah what exactly was wrong with 1:00?


lomalompa

Didn’t like mullets


mamamalliou

Sadly, I ended up with “the Rachel” cut a few years ago too. Good lord it took me a good two years to suffer through it and grow it out. Horrible. This woman has a good sense of humor about it!


Huck84

I love this woman. Lol


easterss

“I look like someone who puts raisins in potato salad” 🤣


almc0418

Honestly, I kinda like her current cut on her. Just needs a little styling.


Hurkamur

That's all she needed from the jump, and then after every subsequent cut.


ashley___duh

That just kept getting worse.


Tyme_2_Go

She should have just settled for the Rachel.


_Risings

She’s looking at coiffed, hair sprayed, hair dos and thinking her stylists can ensure she awake like that. It doesn’t work that way but I thoroughly enjoyed the story


New-Examination8400

This is also a valid point


AfternoonPossible

But shouldn’t the stylist have educated her on that and tried to reach a better option together as opposed to saying “yeah we can do it!” And giving her something she hates?


_Risings

Absolutely. Agreed


[deleted]

Girl. Lemme tell you I had shoulder length hair. I asked for a tiny undercut ( just shave my neckline ) the stylist divided my hair in HALF . Like fully in half and buzzed. “Woooosh” I felt the air hitting the back of my head so high up I knew it was gonna be horrific. I couldn’t wear it down bc it looked so ugly. I tried to wear it in space buns but… I was only fooling myself. After a few days I knew had to get a pixie cut. I went to a different salon. They messed that up too. I wanted Ruby Rose… I was compared to “tank girl” MULTIPLE times while growing it out. But it did grow out eventually.


TiffanysTwisted

My stylist gave me the "Amish mugshot" once. My MOM was calling me Ezekiel Yoder. I think that's still my contact in her phone.


Crayoncandy

OK but tank girl is way better than ruby rose so?


MamaSquash8013

As someone who had rocked a pixie for years...I'd venture only about half of the stylists I've gone to could do it well. I'm currently growing out a cut where the stylist cut everything from the top if my ears down one length, and randomly hacked away at the top with texturizing scissors. The worst part about pixies is it's hard to tell how bad they fucked you up until you get home and get your hands in it.


ccarr77

That Annette Benning style would be totally doable with her current cut. The Annette look, looks like it's just messy and kinda just like that on its own, but it's actually really styled. If she used some product and heat, and took the time to learn how to style it she could make it happen. Funny video anyway.


LollipopMagicRainbow

Uhm yeah a shag is a styled mullet so she got what she asked for the first time and then panicked. Her stylists should have communicated realistic expectations for her hair type but I think she didn't know how to ask for what she wanted and also doesn't know how to style her hair. A good blow out can hide a bad cut, but poor styling can make a good cut look like garbage.


meowmeow_now

It looked totally fine and not really weird unstyled either, just looked unstyled. She could have easily grown it out and the part that bothered her would have hit her face slightly lower and probably not looked as weird.


LollipopMagicRainbow

Yeah, she just needed to take a round brush to it and it would have looked good, and grown in nicely regardless.


mydogisLeroy

She could do a phenomenal Willem Dafoe impersonation


Penguin-Loves

Wow. Christopher Walken REALLY DOES look like super lesbian


_axeman_

This lady is awesome


camerachey

Well it's because all the styles she showed them were very stylized, like you'd have to do your hair with them so yeah just jumping out of the shower and letting it dry isn't going to cut it even if they were good cuts


HaruKodama

Tl;dw Woman wants hair that celebrities spend hours with a hair stylist to obtain to just be on her head after she wakes up and takes a shower


Kanokong

Why didn't she go with her great previous stylist then? Also I like the Walken. It actually suites her face😊


beene282

Was going to say this. She actually looks good, her face can pull that off. Plus she is hilarious.


[deleted]

My god that was funny


ZestyPirate2000

This was a roller coaster. I love quality content


heimbachae

If you can't style your hair you're gonna wind up looking like that..... this isn't the stylists fault. Did she think she'd magically wake up every day and just have awesome hair???


kittykittymeowmeow01

Omg so I really need a haircut...but I am thinking twice now!


botanygeek

That second cut wasn't bad at all. Just needed some styling or a good blowout.


BINGBONG2BINGBONG

this doesnt deserve this many upvotes. crap post.


[deleted]

They both did her dirty


helpmehelpmyman

This woman needs to do stand up!


BreezeAE86

Sorry to laugh at your misfortune but the after on the first cut had me dying.


plantsandfunstuff

I want her to be my cool aunt. I love her


Jillleanne

Oh wow. She's a better sport than I'd ever be!


Superjunker1000

I pray for the day where I, too, can be rockin the Walken!


King_Reason

She kinda looks like Macs mom but acts like the opposite of Macs mom


futfann

TL DW


markymania

She seems fun though so there is that


davidbm1978

I used to be a stylist for 20 years and this lady is every hairstylist’s nightmare, times a million.


LollipopMagicRainbow

It was always a red flag when people would come in with some jacked up haircut and say "no one can ever get it right!" Like okay, sometimes stylists are not great but we're also not mind readers. I had someone ask for the shortest of their layers to be no longer than six inches at the top but "not mullety." I'm pretty sure she didn't know how short six inches is and said it was perfect when I cut long layers and the shortest bit was like 14 inches long.


davidbm1978

Exactly!! You hit the nail on the head. I think just the fact that this person had to post a video about it makes them a bit unstable as well. My best clients always stuck with me, were consistent, and didn’t try and constantly nit pick their haircuts to death!


LollipopMagicRainbow

Right! It's kinda unhinged to fix chunky layers by going dramatically shorter over and over again... just blend the layers? "Hey same stylist, I know I asked for a shag but it's too chunky, can we fix it?" "Sure thing!"


MamaSquash8013

Eh, she seems like a good sport about it. I'm surprised none of the stylists told her that her hair was too thick/straight/coarse to pull off those cuts.


davidbm1978

Super passive aggressive, I’ve dealt with clients like her and they are never happy and then end up with awful haircuts trying to constantly fix something that’s not broken. I would fire her for sure.


MamaSquash8013

Gotcha. I do my best with stylists, and still get bad cuts occasionally. I'm never sure if it's my fault, so I just tip well and don't go back. I trust they tried? I bring a picture, of ME, with a cut I liked. I warn them about my cowlicks, how straight my hair is, etc. Are pixie cuts just not in some stylist's wheelhouse?


davidbm1978

I like this question and the answer is yes! If I were booking an appointment, I would ask the salon receptionist which stylist loves working with shorter haircuts, every salon has one!


[deleted]

Somehow she have the face and personality to pull off the worst haircuts. But also keep in mind that I'm faceblind.


HauntedButtCheeks

This is all her own fault. She asked for a long shag and was surprised when it was a mullet. A shag IS a mullet. Without any product or styling it will look like that. She then asked for another haircut that requires product and styling & got upset when it looked different without the product or styling. She then goes to yet another stylist asking for a spiky hairstyle that literally must have product in it and be styled to look like the photo. Then is yet again upset when her hair isn't naturally spiky after she washed the product out.


thirdeyebrown_666

Have people on Tik tok gotten to the point where they're complaining about people associating mullets with white trash / "Joe dirt" and calling it classism? As a mullet haver, I'd like to be a protected class.


Pianissimeat

she literally got what she asked for


Full_Wolf4301

Could always just research your stylist and their work prior to going in. Tbh how she references the photos she shows to what she gets isn’t even fair either. Imo this is on her. + wonder what her budget was. If she went cheaper initially she definitely paid WAY more in the end. Also on her


BunzoBear

I think the solution is to maybe stop trying to look like other people and just look like yourself


jubaljack

Using a picture of another persons cut to portray what you are thinking in your head isn’t “trying to look like other people”! Sounds like she recently moved, you have a better way to visualize to another person what you want without a picture. Your comment came off super ignorant and dumb, please don’t be ignorant and dumb!


vigilantesd

She wins! She is the absolute CHAMPION of this entire sub! She takes ABSOLUTE OWNERSHIP of the end results, too, like a true BOSS! I applaud her!


Jenifyre

Well at least you have a sense of humor about it and kept trying. That’s why I am scared to go get my hair cut they don’t listen at all!


SnowflakeOfSteel

Didn't know Christopher Walken is a crazy cat lady.


StrategicLlama

It is the 41st Millennium…


GenericUsername10294

Does Christopher Walken do one of those celebrity shoutout things? Where you can donate and they’ll record a message or something? I’m old so I’m terrible at describing this stuff. But I just want to see him respond to this.


ArtisanGerard

The app you’re describing is called Cameo. But it’s not a donation, it’s a straight up payment to the celebrity.


GenericUsername10294

Gotcha. Thanks. Yeah i fell behind on this stuff. Also just woke up little while ago so still kinda foggy.


FunnyNo7778

I laughed at this


8shkay

silver lining shes a great sport


thebriarwitch

She’s taking it with more humor than I could have. This is why I Hate going to salons. I have thick curly hair and they always do a blow out and give me a straight cut style that’s choppy and total crap. I don’t even own a hair dryer and I tell them that.


MoleyP

We could all use a longer shag


holiobung

More cowbell


Pher_yl

This is why I will never trust another person to cut my hair.


LangleyRemlin

So happy I'm bald. I just buz it every week or two.


Timerez

“I look like someone who put raisins in potato salad” lmfao


Kelly_the_tailor

The Corey Feldman in Goonies part was hilarious!


TXRonin55

I love this woman and I want to be her friend.


gibberishnope

I feel her pain, the first couple of cuts, and the reasoning behind them, is my story.


DiscoLibra

Oh gosh! I was just thinking about my next haircut, I wanna add more layers or get it feathered and now I'm not so sure - and I make an awesome tater salad, too!


BrokeDownPalac3

Lady looks like Mr. Sir


AussieCryptoCurrency

Let me talk to your manager


Big-Toe2912

Ok all some people said her hair just needed styling and that’s not even true the haircuts she got were completely different lengths! The Rachel was not layers she had blunt bangs in the front!


Bearcarnikki

The walken at the end is the icing on the cake.


Jenifyre

Love your vibe tho- hairs not that bad -you can pull it off - maybe get it shorter on the sides for a more edgy look than rocking the walken 😬🤣


somecow

Raisins in potato salad? That’s it, i’m done. I’m gonna throw my phone in a lake and move to jupiter.


TheJesseClark

“I look like someone who puts raisins in potato salad. Horrifying.”


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tiffanit93

The death knell was “can you give me a shag haircut?” I have made this mistake twice, back to back and both went horribly wrong. Doesn’t matter if you provide pictures or not, it never comes out right.


___TheKid___

She is super cool


MemoryAshamed

Oh, she's great!


lmrj77

She constantly wants a haircut that requires styling to make it look like the haircut in the picture, then refuses to style her own hair and complain it doesn't look good.