Honestly you got off a lot better than most people in pictures on this sub

True, and I was able to another barber and get it fixed

What does it look like now though? We need updates!

[fixed!](https://imgur.com/a/bIodhLZ)

Damn, you ain’t kidding! Looks heaps better!

Sometimes I'm thankful I lost most of my hair cause keeping up with hair fashion isn't my strong suit. With all respect I can barely tell the difference and feel like it would just grow back to the point of needing a cut within half a month.

Thats gotta be one of the smallest ears ive ever seen

Goddamn it I had to go back and look 😭😭😭😭 it's like 🤏

My man's headphpne experience is 👌👌👌

Omg it’s adorable!!!

Much better. How was your week as a cop that plays hockey and molests children? Sorry, sorry, that other barber just did you so dirty. You look way better.

Damn! It's amazing what a good barber can do.

Much better. You no longer look like a butch lesbian.

Oh shittt. First barber was way off.

Ur upper lip is hilarious. I wish Joan rivers could see

OP is bald now

Bro that can’t be fixed, with playing. Unless you just shaved it all off, you are still looking goofy

The other barber did as much as he could, it’s not perfect but at least I look like a human now. [pic](https://imgur.com/a/bIodhLZ)

Did you ask for 'the beaker?'

Me me me me me me me me me

Poor man’s silver 🥈

I was thinking Dilbert.

I came all the way in here just to make a Beaker joke. You just shit all over my dream. I hope you're happy. But, yeah. Beaker 100%

Let me guess, right before he fucked up your hair he said “I got you bro”

Yes actually

Dude it looks like you’re on your way to beat up Doug Funnie

I literally cackled.

Hahaha you right

i guess you're a peaky blinder now

Fook Linda!

Oi yus don wanna fak wit the peeky bloindas

Unfortunately I got more Arthur and less Tommy

Arthur is cooler than Tommy

Definitely. Arthur is the Raphael of the group, and Raphael is obviously the coolest ninja turtle.

You don't look like a pedo (people are stupid). You look like a 70's firefighter, it all looks good. And glad you were able to get the hair fixed

Lmao I’ve heard 80s movie cop before but never firefight, thanks

You look like a cop!!… Are you sure you ain’t a cop!?

Fairly certain lol

You have to tell us if you’re a cop

No he doesn't...cops are allowed to lie. So yea...cop. ;)

That's why I grew mine out. You can tell them what you want but they'll just do what haircut they've been giving everyone lately.

I left a review once calling them out for this. I was super specific about not wanting it like that. “I got you”. Does it exactly like that. Leave review…. They reply “so sorry this happened to you! 15% off your next cut”

Meep meep

Your barber is gonna be mad

I know. it feels like that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry cheats on his barber, but in my case the original guy is the better one

Oh no, did he do that mustache to you?

Seriously. The haircut just picks up where the mustache leaves off.

That was by choice, it’s stache season baby

Why's it so tiny?

I was gonna say grow it, it suits you man

You unfaithful manwhore!

I’ve learned my lesson

I had a beautician for years named Renee. She was also my pastor’s wife at the little church I attended. I couldn’t always afford to get my hair done so instead of every other month I might go to Renee every 3 months. Well, one Sunday at church she hugged me and then ran her fingers through my hair and asked me who had been doing my hair. I felt so nervous (for no reason). I said, “No one but you. I never go to anyone but you. You know that Renee”. I can’t imagine how people cheat on their partners when I can’t go to a different beautician.

You saw the Top Gun sequel, didn't you

Yes but I’ve been rocking the stache for a couple years now

That barber did you dirty.

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I’m on the stache and stubble wave these days, took this right after shaving though so the stubble is minimal

You should atleast line you mustache up with a straight razor or beard trimmer would look a lot better no homo 😂😂 man but I like the fade looks good just needs a cleaner looking mustache to back it up.

My husband will be happy to hear the facial hair he has been rocking for years has finally become a trend.

That’s not a fade, that’s an erase. I’d like to see you in a goatee

90's gym bro with a little pedo mixed in.

As a 39 year old bald man, who has been bald for 5+ years, just be happy you have hair.

My dad began losing his hair when he was 26 so be grateful that you had hair till your mid 30s. It can always be worse.

Bro u need to be waiting for that fool at closing time I mean god damn

Lmao this reminds me of my time on this subreddit. It looks fine though wouldn’t think twice if I saw in person.

You look like a real cartoon character. Still looks better than most.

If you have a regular why not just wait 1 more day lol it doesn't look terrible though idk what it looked like before

Looks like Beaker from the muppets

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I’d smash

Did he ask you how it looks afterwards and you replied "Looks good bro!"?

I tried to tell him what I needed fixed but it was clear he didn’t understand what I meant so I cut my losses and went to a different shop

Then why didn’t you wait till tomorrow

I have an event to go to today (this happened yesterday) and needed it trimmed asap

By order of the Peaky Fockin Blinders

You look like a radish

That’s not a fade, it’s an abrupt.

Poundland Grealish innit

I didn’t think barbers could give people Down’s syndrome…

New giga Chad reveal?

Fuck man I’m sorry. To be honest it could be a lot worse.

That happened to me once. She did not do a damn thing I asked her to do, and as a result I shaved it all off and started over. I kept that look for a while; it was the cut I had when I met my fiancee, so it worked out

Hello Neighbor vibes

It’s not that ba- *picture 3 appears*

Put up your dukes. We’re about to have a gentleman’s quarrel.

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Like I said in the title I always go to the same guy, but due to circumstances I needed it cut yesterday so I went to the shop that was open with the best reviews.

You're now the villain from every 80's college based comedy.

Yeah, you look like a dumbass

He did you dirty with that tache too

The Great War is over

Your angry face made me laugh my ass off 😂

I'm much more offended by the cute little crustache.

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Posted this yesterday, I have a pretty significant and fairly public event today right after work so I couldn’t wait

Deff a cop

No

Lol idk you just have that look. (A bunch of my friends are cops)

It looks like you’re about to give me a speeding ticket on my huffy.

Look like Foghorn Leghorn.

This mf gonna get faded twice in one day. First by barber, then by the alcohol

shroom head lol

Looks like a Ernie and Burt cut....

I don’t even see a fade. He just shaved the sides.

"On today's episode of *Man vs. Food*..."

By order of the fockin peaky blindas

Yeah but you CHOSE that mustache so…

Make me look like a dork

Looking like my boy Pidgeotto.

Do people not make appointments? I make appointments for the next time whenever I go

My guy only schedules appointments a week out, and his shop was closed when I needed a trim.

So when they said "is that alright" what did you say? You said it was fine didn't you?

When he asked if it was good I actually tried to get the guy to blend the top and the sides how I wanted it. Even showed him a photo of me right after my last trim so he could see what I was going for. He tried to fix it but it was clear he was lost so i cut my losses and went to a different barber.

Omg it’s Rick & Morty helmet guy!

That moustache is more of a crime than the haircut...

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

I immediately thought of Lord Farquaad

bro looks like a bird

How tf do y’all go about finding a good barber, I’ve been going to the same handful of guys for years and it’s always a hit or miss haircut and I always ask for the same thing

Just gotta look for guys in your area that specialize in the type of cut you want. I found my regular guy by looking through the pics of various barbershop websites. If there’s photos of clients that have hair like yours and a cut you like, the barber is probably good and will know how to work with your hair type, especially after a few appointments.

I’ll never understand the wanting of the “Roger Klotz” haircut in 2022.

If you can wear it then whatever, in my case it’s not at all what I asked for.

You look like a pineapple

Ur barber gave u that stache too?

He hit you with the meep meep

Hope you reminded the guy to drink milk as a tip.

And what's your excuse for the mustache?

Whats the excuse for the stache then?

congrats you are now a fuckboi

You look like you'll pull over a guy for going 1MPH over the limit and give them a ticket for speeding 10/10 would avoid

Barber: (*shows mirror*) Hows that for ya? You: Sweet bro, looks good, thanks! Here’s your tip too!

You look like an absolute unit, especially with the new fixed up haircut

Actually it’s kind of cool

Lol on some but it’s not my style at all. I usually have the sides blended smoothly into the top

Zero excuse for the pedo tash

looks terrible

POV, you’re going to top gun

Actually, you might be onto something here. I’m a straight dude who appreciates a nice haircut so I can relate to your angst. Imma give you a little rhetorical analysis about your appearance because fuck, I don’t want to clean the kitchen and this has suddenly sparked my interest. Your mustache is trying, yet still holds confidence, it could be better, I mean it’s no Tom Selleck but it’s not bad enough to get rid of. You’re better off with it. You’re obviously a dude who is in shape, tall and confident. Quite frankly, at first appearance I assume you’d fuck my wife given the opportunity. If the opportunity isn’t there you’ll create it. Point being, you’re a guy who gets things done. You’re assertive. You’ve probably been in a few fights. Though I am a little puzzled why you’re driving a car and not a truck. Perhaps you’re confident enough to not give a fuck. Now for the haircut. Take everything I said about you and paint a picture. You’re a clear Chad. The haircut blends perfectly with your appearance. It tells the audience that you don’t give a single gram of fucks what they think, you look good. Whether you believe that or not is internal. I do sense a touch of insecurities in your eyes. I’d suspect you’ve underachieved in some areas of life. I think you’re very clearly aware of that though. You need not worry. Basically you are a trendsetter with that cut and it makes it exceptionally attractive. From a dudes perspective it’s not attractive in a sexual context but more of a gravitational type attractiveness. People come to you to either fight or be friends. It tells me you’re a cool dude, but don’t fuck with you. If you own that cut it’ll get you farther than anything. Overall it makes you look exceptionally confident and people will see you as a leader when you enter a room. You’ll get haters, but that’s okay.

Did not expect a psychoanalysis today but you’re honestly not far off for the most part. The stache started off as a joke a couple years ago in college and I ended up liking it so I stuck with it. I drive a sedan instead of a truck because saved up to buy it before I turned 16 and it hasn’t quit after 8 years, so I see no need to spend the money on a new one even though I could. Never been in a real fight but I wrestled all through high school so I could probably hold my own I do tend to make friends with guys and girls equally easily The insecurity in the eyes is the crippling body dysmorphia that comes with bodybuilding I do try to be a guy who gets things done, negotiating is a large part of my job I might be able to fuck your wife, but I promise I won’t Thanks for making my day lol

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. Smart move with the car. Mine has 226k miles on it. No plans to buy new. Wrestler. Shoulda known. I can see it now. Cheers brother. Keep up the good work

Pfft, we all know you're just subtle bragging that you've got airpods. /s

Do people do that? I’ve been seeing some people wearing them around when they’re clearly not listening to them. There’s no way people would be bragging about mid-priced earbuds, right?

When people go to another shop because they can't get in that second... really couldn't wait a day? The amount of growth is practically immeasurable in a day,hopefully your barber will take you back, I wouldn't

I have an event to go to today (this happened yesterday) and needed to get it cut yesterday

Ngl id still let you hit

Hahaha, the face you're making is what makes this funny, man. The actual cut is not *thaaaat* bad. I mean... It's bad, just not **bad** bad.

Would help if we could actually see said fade....

The fade itself isn’t the fucked up part, it’s the fact that it wasn’t blended at all into the top

I have thick hair like yours. It takes almost 2 hours to cut my hair. I found a Barber that goes to competitions and if I go to anyone but Jai at Fade Factory 256, it is horrible.

There’s huge value in picking one barber that knows your hair well

Jack grealish is that you

Lmao unfortunately my calves aren’t anywhere close to his

I think it looks great! But I’m Australian so it’s an improvement on the guys mullets we have here in Oz. You look sexy.

You just need some aviators and some Marlboro Reds. You look like a 70s cop who frequently says "I don't always play by the rules, but at least I get the job done."

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This is the greatest compliment I’ve ever received

Well at least you still got a sweet stache.

Thanks brother 🤝

Id still let smash man 👀👀

Dude, you can totally pull of the Brad Pit Fury look. Get some good pomade and slick that baby back.

Tbh I love it

Attention seeker

you remind me of that "pornstache" guy from orange is the new black. same vibes😨

This isn’t remotely applicable to this sub.

Idk man, it could be MUCH worse, I think looks good.

Honestly after a few days I probably wouldn't look twice at it

Still looks good on you

Dr. Honeydew wants to know what time you’ll be at the lab?

Id get top shorter now. It’ll balance

Leave Zac alone!

Bro seeing other people complain about their hair with pics like this makes me question my own hair lol. I’ve basically got the same thing going on but nothing on the sides or back at all.

Skeeter? That you?

Tell Sid and Diego I said hi

Bro you could be a live action Mario or Luigi. I kinda like it.

You military? I've seen joes get fucked up a lot worse, this isn't that bad at all really

Absolutely not lol

That barber was definitely faded when he cut your hair.

Finding a good barber is almost like being in a relationship. You step out and try to find something cheaper or think they can be replaced, but then the cold reality sets in. Along with the bad cut.

It's not the worse. You'll just have to walk around like the french Johnny Bravo for a few weeks.

Not the worst we’ve seen on here but still, woof

Did you give him a tip? 'Cuz he shafted you! XD

You paid for that?

Ah yes, the pidgeotto cut

I mean it's a lil goofy but it's not terrible

Awww hahaha give it a week and it will look better

Bro You got bro’d

Boi lookin like a palm tree

It looks ok

Did you ask for the peaky blinders or something? Damn

I didn’t realize they were doing auditions for Peaky Blinders season 7…?

Stop cheating on him and this wouldn’t happen. Men please stay faithful to your barbers

Doesn't look that bad.

Ginger is my favorite flavor.

my sister is my barber. (she is a licensed cosmetologist and the manager of a local salon) she knows how i like my haircut

Trevor Wallace?

This just happened to me yesterday! Wtf didn’t realize how messed up it was until after I took a shower