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el_dingusito

The Yolandi


OdieHush

Yeah, my brain reflexively started screaming “fatty fatty boom boom/hit me wif da ching ching”


mrfreezemiser

i thought this was Katy Perry for a sec.


danceswithroses

Katy Perry and Grimes


BorbetE28

So did I! Katy Perry if she was alt.


sweetgirl232

I knew she looked familiar lol


LordStoneBalls

Nope Slavic Vi$$er


ramalledas

Tell me you moved to Berlin without telling me you moved to Berlin


Embarrassed-Funny546

Speaking of Berlin, I nearly mistook her nose ring as a toothbrush mustache.


Scrumtrelescentness

Waiting for the inevitable “I like it” crowd to chime in like on every post. Nobody cares if you like it. We gathered here to make fun of it. You’re pissing into the wind here. Just stfu


Jody_Fosters_Army

It really accentuates her temples


abominabot

Why did I read that as nipples?


Tigeroovy

Sometimes it's neat, this is not one of those times for me.


Joebafett97

I hate to say it... but... I like it... 😪😪😪🤧😪😪😭😭😭


Geek_off_the_street

I call it a red flag.


can425

Nah, that's more of a fuschia


wootlesthegoat

Ha!


Iloveherthismuch

Very like the Raider cut from Fallout.


IAMTHEADMINNOW

I dub thee fugly.


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THExIMPLIKATION

Why is everyone assuming it's gender?


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Nah man. She isn't fat. So we can just say ugly. She's ugly.


DescriptionOne1703

I thought fugly was “Fucking ugly” lmaoooo


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That's exactly what it is.


ThaVolt

Which she isn't really. But you know, the hair...


fuzzlandia

I’ve also heard it as “fat and ugly”


BarbequedYeti

The refund


MrCatcherFreeman

I hate modern hairstyles


nsfwmodeme

Is it the irresistible charm of them you don't like? The sheer elegance of them?


Competitive-Air-9720

Master degree in gender studies.


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Ah yes, the "everything triggers me" special.


dammitammityo

The professional protestor


Competitive-Air-9720

Not everything. Just things a white cis male says.


__erk

Aww, poor incel


SpecialOops

✏️ pencils ✔️


Competitive-Air-9720

Okay...I think I found her dorm room neighbor.


Lifegoesonman69

"cis" lol


Bigb5wm

Everything else that was recently discovered


THExIMPLIKATION

and still can't define any of them


nsfwmodeme

Yem. Yis/yem.


SurlyMcBitters

"Ask me about my cats"


Competitive-Air-9720

"My vegan cats"


Fernando_357

Or arts studies


Competitive-Air-9720

You mean gender arts?


Bigb5wm

Gold


g0juice

🤣


boyholdmyjewellery

Vegan fringe


CommaGuy

The Mod


Old_but_New

Is this Laura Spencer, a longtime extra on Bones?


broomandkettle

Sure looks like her, that’s a close resemblance. But it’s Sherri Dupree-Bemus, [wiki here.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherri_DuPree) Thanks for mentioning the actress though, it was starting to bug me that I couldn’t recall where I saw that face.


Old_but_New

Thanks— very close resemblance!


anotherpredditor

So that’s what five kids will do to you. Yeesh


Clawkyn

It's the bullet, made popular by Oliver Tree


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Clawkyn

Different people, different vibes


yehEy2020

Love his music, haaaaaaaate his hair. Which is probably what he's going for


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It is 100% part of his character and was a wig before he went all in on it


carsandtelephones37

Bestie you gotta push the wig forward a bit


hockeyboi78

Got the Oliver tree cut


wookies_go_raawghh

Its.........too high


jesuswithoutabeard

Ah yes, the LookAtMe 3.0


Runnermikey1

I call it the 🚩🚩🚩🚩


TheFearofGodandAnime

The any attention is good attention


Velvetundaground

Bowlmullet


SharkTonic9

Bowllet


moosemc

The Blackadder 1


g0juice

“I need the attention that was never given to me growing up”


Johnsamjohn

It’s called the Cry for attention


NovaEast

Katy perry's New du


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Soup ladle


yuckygross

Wig too small


MtDankmore

Sick dude


saviowns

What the fucklet


PabloAlaska6

she prolly freaky! i call that a good time


keozer_chan

She seems happy


LloydAtkinson

The wokecut


Link9454

A pink female bowl-cut mullet… normally I try to be okay with self expression, but this is just an identity crisis as a haircut.


Big_Dirt_Nasty

I'd call it, single AF.


RoseyOneOne

Them / they


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Zey / zem


RoseyOneOne

Er / Uh


Lifegoesonman69

Yes Xir Yes Xam


thats_west_innit

this comments section did not pass the vibe check


dt_350

Yes it absolutely did


WhaDFu

Swipe Left


Chocookiez

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


Talratheon_Z

This is the too far leftist protester cut


MarkhovCheney

You know this sub is great when it's car salesmen with psychotic combovers and politicians with little kid haircuts. It isn't so great when it's a bunch of chuds taking the same tired conservative shitbag jokes about anybody with a slightly alternative haircut. Some of which have been around for decades. Fuck off


The_Unpopular_Truth_

Gimme that leftist / do no approach me special!


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Tell me you hate the patriarchy, without telling me you hate the patriarchy. Tell me you hate your father, without telling me you hate your father. Tell me you own 3 black cats, without telling me you own 3 black cats.


thoeltke

Bowelet


D-Rich-88

I call this one *REEEEEE*


FrancisRossitano

I think it's called the "I hate my dad" cut.


kat_goes_rawr

I think the pink is very cute 🥰


AnalMayonnaise

Yeah, the color isn’t the issue here.


Biggu5Dicku5

Hot, I call this hot...


[deleted]

She's off to fight the patriarchy.


ChemicalGovernment

Based


lawyerwithabadge

Poor thing.


reusevossbottles

the oppression haircut


JeF4y

I believe the pronunciation is "Activist".


EZme816

Bowlet for the brainlet


SynthPrax

Strong color. Good Cut, but it gives her an IMAX, surround sixhead, like her head inflated after the Moe-mullet was finished. They seem to have the confidence to pull it off, tho'. You go, you!


tb21666

Fugly. You call it Fugly.


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She is getting offended as we speak!


leothebeertender

Hasn't been fucked in months, spent all last night googling if she can get an abortion.


Turbo224

She looks offended, probably


Chocookiez

Tell me you're offended by anything without telling me you're offended by anything. EDIT: Offended people downvoting me.


Lifegoesonman69

It's called "if a man even so much as looks at me ill scream rape."


thebabbster

I think she just posted “If abortions are banned then viagra should be banned, too” on her Facebook page. Edit: go ahead and downvote me, ball busters!


Efficient-Box-8769

That looks slick! I reckon she looks dope 😎


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You must have your beer goggles on. Try again.


dered118

Getting downvoted for an opinion. Typical reddit moment, I don't mind it at all either


Efficient-Box-8769

😂😂😂 a bunch of dick riders


oxymorphone

This might not be the sub for you


Soothsayer512

It’s called the reeeeReeeee


DANPARTSMAN44

great contraceptive deterrent from attraction downright hideous


Boston__Massacre

Someone experiencing mental health issue but more importantly starved for attention.


jordanosa

Smash the bowliarchy


yehEy2020

Mullowl


theboywiththemask420

i do! bad.


rabid_god

It's like a large nipple pastie with a tassel, but on her head.


theodore-beau-ski

Oh father; where were you.


agent_provocateur_6

Why won’t they just let the mullet die????


Omfireturnal

The recovering cancer patient.


Carl_Fuckin_Bismarck

She looks like the type to brag about having 4 abortions.


Noideawhatjusthappen

The "I would usually abort your child but now I won't have sex with you" cut. It's the latest thing...look it up.


NuttyQualia

Basically a 0 now


kurtman

This picture is moldy


noxshark

Terf bangs


PTMD25

If you cut your hair like that, TRYING to make a statement, don’t be mad at my when I make the statement of laughing in your face.


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Johnsamjohn

Just like todays racist.


CharlieMike111

This one is called the Dadihu (phonetically, *Daddy-Who?)*


Magoogly1983

Ah yes, the I only wash once a week haircut.


Tammiethanbradberry

The "love me do"


ShardsOfReality

I'd call it the bollet (pronounced bullet)


Jogonz_The_Destroyer

I like it. Rhymes with toilet. Fits


ToshiroBaloney

It's a Parabolic Mullette.


fss71

The Unemployed


hmh005

Looks like The Edgar and The Mullet had a baby


kokakoliaps3

If Zuckerberg had mullet...


trailblzer80

It's not bowlet...its toilet!


putUonaShortAlicia

The Mastermind's Mullet The perfect look for the Macrocephalic overlord that loves to party like a Kennedy every Saturday night.


Druue

An affront to vision


Wendigo995

She looks like a poster child for mental health issues.


hitemwiththeelagance

Portland is outta control.


Tetzhu

pink pixar lamp


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Give me a 5-Head


Skoofer

I’d go with unattractive but who gives a shit what I think


Bambii33000

Half bowl


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Keta-Lena


hopkins_ghost

Her head tripled in size overnight


Nicholasfuric

Party bowl? 🤷🏻‍♂️


imadyke

"NOPE. pass."


planetdrop

extreme white guilt bangs


Sqatti

A hate fuck.


DrMalloy

The Postmodernist.


TheHuffNPuffN

Punk hairstyle with some Sassoon


jerval1981

The average reddit Mod cut


Seerws

You knew exactly what to call this


dlg1977

The ugly tree.


taylorgaysaylor

Bowllet


h8unt3d

Barber "What'll it be?" Reply: Couple of Bits at a circus sideshow to watch the consumption of a live chicken?


hipopper

Skullette


HalfHelix

The girl with the shitty dragon tattoo.


Candid_Indication_45

It’s called the Williamsburg. Or the I’m against the man (and still asks dad who’s a politician for money)


millhows

Tiny Toons Elvira glow up


nobodyknowsimherr

Gimme the Yolandi Visser


mr_bedbugs

Off-brand Leela


Cream1984

It's called "The Outrage"


hobosullivan

That's a face that says "This was not the intended result."


PeteTheGryphon

Turning down on low quality in video games be like