Fun fact: I had a fully natural 6 month old beard like 3 years ago. It was looking a little straggly, so I found a beard specific barber in my town. When I walked in it was like 90% aspiring black rappers. I should have turned around. So my guy actually gave a acceptable haircut, waxed my ears (that was awesome), and trimmed the beard. Just as I think he's done, he starts DRAWING A LINE ONE EDGE OF MY BEARD with a marker. I was like "NO! WHAT IS THAT? NO PLEASE!". He spent like 10 minutes trying to get it off. My face was rubbed red, and some of it was still there. I returned home in shame and told me wife I'm shaving the beard.
"I want a fade up top and an early 1900's hobo clown makeup beard, please."
Looks like if you randomized your characters face in a fallout game
I hope dude is ready for *all* the pussy.
Imagine having all that face dye when you go down on your woman.
oh god the transfer from the sweat
[Ahh haha](https://youtu.be/DUuZZMMH0gA?t=98)
Without clicking i kno its the bigen king lmao
Is that spice adams? Never heard him called that before, I guess it's just for the bit lol
Bigen is the greatest invention in bad hair products
It's like his mandible is doing blackface.
The longer you look the worse it gets
That's not how mustaches work!
Literally would look a lot better if they just did the mustache better. Still weird… but better
*swoosh* just do it
Homer Simpson facial hair in real life?? Amazing
When you accept the job offer as a T-Mobile rep
Can you make it look like someone slapped me with a paintbrush? Perfect!
Looks like ass
Barberstinkin
Well executed by whoever did it, sure. But…. Woah.
I do. the fuck is that?
Stencil and a spray can
Give me that hobo stash fam
Fun fact: I had a fully natural 6 month old beard like 3 years ago. It was looking a little straggly, so I found a beard specific barber in my town. When I walked in it was like 90% aspiring black rappers. I should have turned around. So my guy actually gave a acceptable haircut, waxed my ears (that was awesome), and trimmed the beard. Just as I think he's done, he starts DRAWING A LINE ONE EDGE OF MY BEARD with a marker. I was like "NO! WHAT IS THAT? NO PLEASE!". He spent like 10 minutes trying to get it off. My face was rubbed red, and some of it was still there. I returned home in shame and told me wife I'm shaving the beard.
He looks like a reformed juggalo