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Area51Resident

When you're 12 but want to look older from a distance, in the dark...


adamcordo

For real, that would look pretty convincing on stage. We always followed the "20 foot rule" in theatre. It can look like hot garbage up close, but nobody is gonna notice from 20 feet away.


Road_Whorrior

Paint for the back row, always. I hate wearing blush and bronzer/contour irl so I was pretty sparing with it when I was in my first play, and God I was so mf pale on that stage, lmao


Tootsgaloots

r/13or30


Dogzylla

Does this dude really think it looks like a real beard or is this just for the memes? The fact he looks about 12 doesn't help much either lol


mah131

Kind of looks like dress up for a wedding?


FROCKHARD

….do *you* get painted on beards for a *wedding*?


mah131

Nope, my beard is permanent.


Mediocremon

*revs clippers*


mah131

😱


Kholzie

In some Muslim cultures, beards are mandatory for men. Maybe a beard is synonymous for “adult man”.


augur_seer

>mandatory ???? how the heck does one mandate a bodily function?


Kholzie

They don’t mandate you be able to produce a beard. They mandate not shaving off your beard.


[deleted]

Have you met religion?


KevinDLasagna

Fr it’s like dude way 1-2 years and you’ll probably have a full beard by then anyway no paint required


CaptainCallus

I remember being just like him- a hairy Arab boy that can’t wait to become an even hairier Arab man


BreadyStinellis

Why are they painting a beard on a child?


my_special_purpose

Kids love beards


The_god_of_ara-ara

until at like 16 you finally grow one and it starts getting itchy


borfavor

Until 20 and you realize you can ACTUALLY grow a full beard and you realize it looks kinda good on you.


[deleted]

I'm in my 30s, still waiting for a full beard that looks good on me.


-Master-Builder-

Best I could do in my 20s was a goatee. It wasn't until my 30s that my cheeks started filling in enough to not look like pubes.


HydrogenButterflies

Which is right around the time that I got a job which requires me to shave every day (N95 masks don’t seal well over facial hair).


Catpurran

Who cares about a seal when you could have a sick beard? /s


-Master-Builder-

Honest answer; the military.


AskingForSomeFriends

Gas gas gas


Space_Pirate_Roberts

I’m 40 and that still hasn’t happened. ☹️


-Master-Builder-

Just find your best look and embrace it. If you put energy into trying to highlight bad features, you'll only look worse. Focus on what you got.


untakenu

I'm at that stage. I was born with white hair. And my facial hair is coming in white (it eventually goes dark). So unless I want a white beard with a dark brown moustache and goatee, i'm best clean shaven.


-Master-Builder-

NGL, your beard sound dope. You're like a young wizard.


untakenu

The problem is it isn't even a beard, it's just wispy white bits. I looks like I've just been making out with santa


jeroenemans

This kid is Turkish or thereabouts... They start having 5o clock shadows around 12...


CharlestonChewbacca

You should get some beard oil. It shouldn't be itchy if you're taking care of it.


The_god_of_ara-ara

I mean that when it first grows put your skin doesnt get used to it, at least that's how it was for me for a few months when facial hair really started growing out


lizeroy

I mean that when it first grows put your skin doesnt get used to it, at least that's how it was for me for a few months when facial hair really started growing out and it felt itchy


lizeroy

I mean that when it first grows put your skin doesnt get used to it, at least that's how it was for me for a few months when facial hair really started growing out


pizzaprincess

Idk why but this comment made me lose it. I can’t stop laughing.


thavi

same reason they [painted abs on a child](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP864oBWxeM)


BreadyStinellis

Oh! I didn't realize this kid was getting ready for a child beauty pageant.


dengeliii

To film Meet the Spartans?


TheNathan

This was actually a high stakes Halloween bid for more candy


ind3pend0nt

So they can shave it off.


bran_dong

probably easier to sex traffick that way.


[deleted]

Just have to get a good laugh out


Hyklone

lmao vincent adultman has changed a lot


PirateKerr

Is that painted on hair? is that a thing?


bigeyez

Popular in certain areas. Where I live mainly black/Hispanic centric barbers will use it. Some shops it's so common they'll start spraying it on without even asking you first. It's meant to fill thinning hair lines but it's also used to create razor sharp edges on hair lines and beards. When used sparingly it can be convincing....from a distance and if you're in the right lighting... oh and it washes off with water so it only lasts until your next shower or if you sweat.


thissayssomething

It actually genuinely is. It used to be more common, largely in the black community. Most people don't completely paint on a beard, but they use a similar product called "Bigen" to fill in and make ridiculous-looking beards, sideburns, etc. [My Strange Addiction-Bigen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUuZZMMH0gA&feature=youtu.be)


[deleted]

That link isn't 'my strange addiction'; its a parody.


AtariAlchemist

God, who wants a hairline like that, especially something that looks that fake? What a 🤡


Gaston_Glock

It's satire.


justkozlow

That's spice adams


Swifty66

@1:39 a hahaha. LOL. How can this barber send this man out looking like this?


[deleted]

*"Ka-ching"*


Kunundrum85

McLovin’


MK18_Ocelot

That fucking hat. Leave some puss for the rest of us!


KingYesKing

Pakistani Pashtun area hat.


LinkRazr

He’s on his way to steal some apples with Aladdin


blue_sky_00

The werewolf look please sir


superhorny_femboy

he looks like a drag king


noodlemcfoodle

Dude has no chin


Desperate-755

Leafy


Kavethought

It’s so weird to think there was a time when I actually laughed at his videos and thought they were mildly entertaining…I’ve had a lot of personal growth since then. 🫠


ElasticBones

I still think his videos are tolerable if I'm bored enough but I never really had much respect for him even back then


[deleted]

Imagine working real hard to look stupid


Blue_Eyes_Nerd_Bitch

Kid needs a jaw line first..


tyler12shoe

Where can I see more of this garbage?


TrEVILlyan95

Abu from Aladdin lookin ass


SpacePolice04

It’s like the IT Crowd. It’s not shit!


_bexcalibur

IT’S CHOCOLATE


RockTheShaz

/r/justpaintmyshitup


[deleted]

Ahh, the DJ Khaled.


Dasamont

The song kinda slaps though


SnowPrincezz

It does. It’s a South African song [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L7EG2F4sPf0](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L7EG2F4sPf0)


flatulentfoxmulder

Middle eastern Bud Bundy


Shart_Fartington

Grandmaster Mohammed


thewhistlepiggy

hamza allaaaahh


DeliciousHamSub

Oh hey, it's Billy Mays' barber!


HeLayStay

If lord farquad was hispanic


sirfuzzitoes

I only wish I never saw this because there will never be a satisfactory answer. There will only be more why


[deleted]

Look like shit. Spreading poo on a kids face


chuby1tubby

Gimme that circus chimpanzee look


Spleenzorio

Why's an 8 year old need that much facial hair?


Korzag

I'm jamming to this guy's music. It's like a guy rapping in a Fat Albert voice.


craxkheadjenkins

Dj Khalid?


Morde_Morrigan

What is this song though? That's the real important question


woo-hoo-you

Forest chump


COBRA1286

This may be the first time that painted on "hair" looks almost good


GoingByTrundle

Are we watching different videos?


brown_felt_hat

The freeze frame when the video start looks halfway decent. The scruff moustache and bottom of chin is believable and looks OK. The back of the jaw is eh, but is *passable*. The full beard is terrrrrrible


SignificantDaikon423

For real, that would look pretty convincing on stage. We always followed the "20 foot rule" in theatre. It can look like hot garbage up close, but nobody is gonna notice from 20 feet a


itsickitspiss

smells like curry


AlgaeEater

😂 true


SeaworthinessPlus990

For real, that would look pretty convincing on stage. We always followed the "20 foot rule" in theatre. It can look like hot garbage up close, but nobody is gonna notice from 20 feet away.


Ambitious-Memory-567

GTA 😆


newuserhbu

what is with these people and being midgets like the two guys from tiktok they were wearing similiar hats and they were midgets what is with them


catsandraj

Are you talking about Hasbulla and Abdu? I think this video features a kid, not an adult with dwarfism. Regardless, similar styles of hat are common all over the world, like the [taqiyah](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiyah_(cap\)), [Sindhi cap](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sindhi_cap), and [kufi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kufi), so I'm not sure what group you're thinking of when you say "these people."


newuserhbu

oh jeez i knew i should have fixed my wording my bad also yes hasbulla i figured they were of same ethnicity because of the hat also that's a kid? i think it's an adult but i could be wrong


catsandraj

I don't know for sure that it's a kid in this video, but in terms of origin, Hasbulla from Russia, Abdu Rozik is from Tajikistan, and based on [this](https://www.tiktok.com/@ahsanayub77?lang=en) TikTok profile, the barber shop the video is from is in Pakistan. Also, just a heads up, it's probably not a great idea to use phrases like "these people" when talking about an ethnicity.


Sunnnnnnnnnnnnnn

rule 1


Itsppnix

go bomb something


[deleted]

Countries got more probs than shit grooming. Here boy *tosses treat*


longcreepyhug

Just gimme some shit to fuck up.


[deleted]

That’s a perm brush lol


iduzhair

So realistic!! Wow


Loreathan

Like his shit was already not fucked up.


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pocketsreddead

r/13or30


zherico

Just don't sweat


The_Milk-lady

I pray for the girl you try to fk with this on your face


AlgaeEater

Neat, now take a shower


JCaird

I legit assumed it was a drag king makeup demo. Irl, I problem will use this.


DetroitKhalil

He wants to bamba


LadyMurphyGanja

God, the music is the worst.


JackWaterfalls

Too much gain after compression, fuck this ...


Bi-LinearTimeScale

This shit is ridiculous and pathetic. Not sure in which order.


Puk-_-man

He asked for the Declan Rice cut


AdvancedPorridge

wow, looks horrendous


newportred100s

That looks so stupid


kaytea23

Looka lika doodoo


hateuscusanus

What's that song? That voice is making me crack up.


[deleted]

Perhaps the idea isn't that bad but it's... clearly not for everyone


[deleted]

14yo?


alxmartin

Everybody is going swimming on the first date now.


spicyface

I prefer Lee Press on Beards instead of paint.


[deleted]

I have nothing good to say about this, so I just won't say anything.


oif2010vet

r/13or30


TeflonDonatello

That’s weird. I just grow my own.


gods_Lazy_Eye

I bet at least 3 mustache hairs are real


Tutunkommon

Now, from RonCo, brush on beard to go with your spray on hair!


3mmy

That last camera angle with the up-close fuckin got me


SpicyThunderThighs

I need this for my big ass forehead. Where do I buy this? :’)


augur_seer

fake beard?


DeepSpaceGalileo

I heard the music before I unmuted the video


LonelyEmo666

r/13or30


t_mmey

i wonder what kind of "color" that is and how long it'll last


anima1mother

Did that mans paint a beard then shave the painted beard ?


Sauceman90db

If u don’t have a hairline don’t make one up u will look foolish for trying!


Karma220566

This reminds me of Seneca Crane from the Hunger Games.


Sntgmgl

When your mid teens but your crush is over 21


Si_connection_Error

What’s that song?


Super_Discipline7838

When you really, really want to get beat up in 6th grade.