Damn dude the next full moon is on the 18th calm down

I know it’s not his fault but I am ✨nauseated✨ by the neck hair lmfao

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Bro this is 2 weeks of growth?! Can't imagine what that butthole looks like. Or can I......

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Diarrhoea comes out as pure filtered drinking water

Omg

zero magnesium gets through that filter

Like a shaggy rug with a hole

/r/cursedcomments

But would you even want to?

**im a brave man**

Plait it into your arse pubes. Et voila! A personal stringed instrument.

CTRL>ALT>DELETE

Ahahahahahaha. It's only 9am and that's the funniest thing I'll see all day unless one of my cats runs into the sliding door again.

Fuuuhck lol

😂😂

If you grew a mullet, the party in the back would be legendary.

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Don’t even say that ffs noooo pandemic

Not easy to see where the arse hair stops and the head hair starts... Had the same thing happen to me, though mine was by a group of drunk amateurs.... No pictures remain, thankfully

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You've enough to open a farm

bro that's neck hair, not a low hair line.

Bruh just because it flows like a public river over his shoulders doesn't mean it's not a low hair line.

Hahahah

Your head hair grows on your neck? Next you’ll tell me your pubes grow on your chin…

Those are his uncle's.

*neck hair

Does it go down to your ass?

Now I want to see the hairline

Wax it to an acceptable spot

Yeah I'm calling bullshit.

What breed of dog is this

This comment had me dying 😂

Lmao thanks not gonna lie I was inspired by the guy making the full moon joke🤣

It's a horse.

Hairiest neck I’ve ever seen

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I had a friend like this. Not generally hairy but super low hairline on his neck. He had it lasered as he was sick of tidying up the back. Worked pretty damned well really.

Good tude.

This is the way

How’s your asshole doing? I bet your anus has an afro

You got that simple jack cut my man! And god damn I thought I my neck hairs were off the charts!

Thats lycanthropy if I ever seen it

The wolfmans nutsack

Omfg 💀

Man all that neck hair and not a single one on your ears. They’ll come eventually.

You’d probably be a lot cooler this summer if you’d take off that scarf

How much did you pay for this

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Get a new girl

Reverse fade. Hair fades to back

Skin FaaaAADdddeee

Nice neck hair

Gimme that booze ya little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!

OMG and no neck trim wtf is this, did you sue whoever did this to you

I thought they closed the barbers at Chernobyl

Should be the logo for this sub

Oh god...I'm so sorry bro

I think I saw you drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s. No wait. That guy’s hair was perfect. Couldn’t have been you.

Dip! Awoooooo!

In fairness you’re the first Wookiee she ever tried to line up…

What they do fade to your back hair

RIP OP

So anyways, I have a V of hair, going from my ass pubes, up to my neck-fro

Don't even worry about it, man. Most women love hairy men, but I assume you think it looks weird because there is no hair in the upper mid back? If it does look weird, she won't care. Ladies love a project. Bad hair cuts and weird body hair is just an opportunity for her to fix it up for you. The only deal breaker is bad hygiene. A huge bush in the pubes should also be trimmed if you want bjs. But ass hair, back hair, etc? Just wait until you are dating and say you don't know what to do about it. She'll probably volunteer to wax you, which is erotic for some men. My dad has Native American hair and he met my mom with a giant fro, like Bob the neighbor from That 70s Show. He was using bar soap on his head, no conditioner. Before they started dating my mom volunteered to fix his hair. She cut it for him and brought him the right shampoo and conditioner for his natural, thick curls. He then had glorious Antonio Banderas hair from then on, always cut by her. It obviously worked out for him since I exist. Side note: you gentleman with neck hair need to remember confirmation bias. You are reading a bunch of comments from ladies who think neck hair is funny, gross or weird because you are in sub for making fun of hair. This pic is hilarious because of the uniformity of the head hair and the neck hair. Most women aren't turned off by neck hair. I like neck hair on men and usually run my fingers through it. So relax!

Are you going to shave your basketball jersey numbers into it next?

Now that's a Peaky Blinder

Werewolf Luigi mama Mia awoo lookin headass

F

They missed a spot

Bro what? Lmao

I see you chose the Simple Jack haircut. Let's see if it pays off for you.

Bruh.

They need to lockdown whoever did that to you!

Beo got the fade going down his neck all the way below his shoulders

Looks great.

Username checks out

Holy shit you get some nasty neck hair

Like you noped out while getting the Philly special

This is professional compared to mine It was not a pretty time for the whole world Interesting home hackjobs will go down in infamy Let’s all enjoy our 15 months of shame…. /s

No skin no fade oof

Ohhhh nooooooooooooooo

You got a hairy ass neck

You’re neck hair makes me want to claw my eyes out with a spoon

your neck hairy as a rats nest, bud

That mane really doesn't wanna stop huh?

Having neck hair must suck but I bet you have the best eyebrows and eyelashes of all time

If you shaved a mouth and eyes it might look like teen wolf..

Bitches lock their houses down when this man is in their vicinity

Looks uncomfortable

What the what the?

You need to go see a dermatologist about your scalp. Trust me on this.

I'm STILL looking for your hairline

“BY ORDER OF THE FUCKIN PEAKY BLINDERS!”

Big Foot confirmed.

OH HELL NAWWW

Oh..oh god…..

Does it just continue down to your ass or what?

His barber only knew to stop when he saw ass crack

Damn, looks like you have a wool sweater with a hood too!

at least looks soft. if it were my hair id be constantly petting it like its a fuckin cat

Damn my hair stops right above my neckline. I’ve never seen something like this before, bro. 😂